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| The US Womens National Soccer Team | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| As presented to you by me - Kristy | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dave Letterman's Top Ten Slogans for the US Women's World Cup Soccer Team: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10. COME WATCH HOT WOMEN TAKE THEIR AGGRESSION OUT ON BELGIANS 9. GOT ESTROGEN? 8. ANY ONE OF US COULD TAKE ON THREE WHINY VH1 DIVAS 7. HARDLY ANYONE'S CRUSHED TO DEATH IN OUR STANDS! 6. COME WATCH US PLAY, UNLESS YOU'RE DAVID LETTERMAN, IN WHICH CASE STAY THE HELL AWAY 5. IT'S LIKE A BACKSTAGE BRAWL AT LILLITH FAIR 4. YOU'LL COME FOR THE HAMM, YOU'LL STAY FOR THE BRANDI 3. TICKETS ARE $4.95 A MINUTE, $3.95 EACH ADDITIONAL MINUTE 2. WE MAKE THE MEN'S WORLD CUP TEAM LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MOUTH-BREATHING HUMPS 1. IT'S THIS OR FIELD HOCKEY |
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| CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE NEWS AND UPDATES ON THE TEAM | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| CLICK HERE TO BE TAKEN TO THE BIGSOCCER MESSAGE BOARDS - LOOK FOR ME THERE: KRIS_9_USA | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WOW - it's been a long time since I updated this thing - sorry about that. First off, the Kansas City game was so great. For those of you who don't remember the game - we came away with a 1-1 tie with Canada. I actually got on ESPN this time - at half-time I'm the one in the Mia jersey and the Peace, Love, and Mia sign:D It was a great time - I got Kate Sobrero, Joy Fawcett, and Julie Foudy's autographs. Julies was the best because I had a Foudy 4 Prez sign - she was only like 5 feet from me when this guy to her that she needed to get to the lockerroom because they had a plaine to catch. She started walking away and I was like yelling and holding up my sign - she turned around and looked at me and said "okay, one more" so then she signed the sign and laughed at me. While she was walking away I yelled, "And I can vote too":D Then she turned around and stuck her tounge out at me:D It was AWESOME:) Next up, the Olympics - so we came away with a silver medal and not a gold. It really didn't matter to me being the fact that the girls played so good. It made me proud to be and American and a fan of the team. Throughout the entire tournament they all played so great, I was really proud of them. Well, that's all for now - I check in with you all later:D | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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