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"Aladdin": A Whole Nude World
!Aladdin!
I can show you my penis,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.
I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.
A whole nude world,
A new fantastic way to screw,
Everyone tells me "no,"
I need a blow,
So I can start my screaming.
!Jasmine!
A whole nude world,
My sizzling space you never knew,
But when you're way down there,
Engrossed in hair,
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
!Aladdin!
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
!Jasmine!
Unbelievable size,
Indescribable squealing,
Leaning, bending, and kneeling
At my moist and gaping thighs.
A whole nude world
!Aladdin!
Don't you dare close your thighs
!Jasmine!
A hundred thousand sperm in me
!Aladdin!
Hold your breath-- it gets better
!Jasmine!
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far,
I can't go back to my virginity.
!Aladdin!
A whole nude world
!Jasmine!
Every thrust of your thighs
!Aladdin!
With new positions we can screw
!Jasmine!
Every moment gets wetter
!Both!
I'll lick you anywhere,
Hey, I don't care,
Let me share this whole nude world with you.
!Aladdin!
A whole nude world
!Jasmine!
A whole nude world
!Aladdin!
That's where we'll be
!Jasmine!
That's where we'll be
!Aladdin!
A thrilling taste
!Jasmine!
Of my hot place
!Both!
To you from me.
Be Our Guest from "Beauty and the Beast": Be my guest, Be my guest, Put my service to the test. Wrap your legs around my waist, cherie, And I will do the rest. Menage a trois, 69, Without your clothes, you look just fine Try the white stuff, its delicious Don't believe me? Ask da bitches. They can scream. They can moan. When I give them all the bone Cuz a srewing here is never 2nd best! Come on unzip my pants Then take a look, a glance Be my guest! I'm the best! Be my guest! Be my love, Be my slave, Let's kick back and watch some Dave. I'll prepare Extraordinaire And then I'll spelunk in your cave We're alone and you're scared but the bedroom's all prepared No one's ever been complaining Cuz I'm always entertaining I sell smokes, you turn trix I'm the dick to end all Dicks! Lick me, bite me, suck me, blow me, give me head You're such a nice young lass Come on and shake your ass Be my guest If you're stressed It's my love spear I suggest Be my guest I'm the best Life is disconcerting To a flirter who's not flirting He's not whole without a soul to jump upon Ah, those good old days when I was fruitful Tonight we'll be fruitful until dawn Three weeks it's been missing Needing so much more than kissing Needing exercise, a chance to use my skill Most days I just jerk off in the bathroom. Flabby fat and lazy You walk in and I go crazy! It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes alive she's got a chest! Wine's been poured and I've been bored Gosh I'd love to stroke her breast With dessert she'll want me With some luck we'll make it three While the bed starts in a-squeaking I'll be coming, I'll be peaking. You'll get warm, piping hot, Heaven's sake is that a spot? Clean it up we want the company impressed. I've got you to do Was that one fuck or two? For you my guest She's my guest My command is your request It's been three weeks since I've seen anybody's peaks And I'm obsessed You're a treat, you're a tease Yes indeed I aim to please Through the night we'll keep a-going Pretty soon you'll be a-glowing Thrust by thrust One by one Till you shout "Enough, I've come" Then I'll whisk you off To bed for oral sex Tonight you'll prop your feet up And I'll start to eat up Be my guest I'm the best!
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2 songs dedicated to all college students who's getting a whooping by the Evil Finals...
"Yesterday"
Yesterday, all my finals seemed so far away. Then I realized they start today. Oh, how I long for yesterday. Suddenly, I no longer have the grade of "B". Now it's looking closer to a "C". Oh, finals came so suddenly. I can cram, although I can blow it off today. Come to- morrow morn, I'll get on my knees and pray... Yesterday, This was such an easy tune to play. Now my chops are all but gone away, My jury's a half-hour away. What I have to show I don't know, the prof won't say. I'll spell something wrong, or I'll bomb.. .... there goes my "A"... Yesterday. Thought of graduating come this May. Now it looks as though I'm here to stay, oh, how I long for Yesterday.
"I Will Survive (College Version)"
At first I was afraid Now I'm petrified That I just can't keep my GPA of two point five. I spent all those stupid nights... I was just chilling way too long And that was wrong But now I know I must be strong And now they're back They're in my face I've got 3 finals and 2 papers to be done in just five days! I should never have gone out And I should never have partied 'Cause now all this work I have It's all piling up on me! And I must go to the libraryo To do research on those papers And study harder than before It's hell, I'll tell you that and you know it's not a lie But I can't crumble I can't lay down and die Oh no not I! I will survive! If I keep a 2 point O At least I'll be alive! I've got five more days to live and I think my brain will give But I'll survive! I will survive!