Lyle Landry: I'm not exactly sure what goes on in Lyle's life. He still works at the bowling alley and still drives a spiffy Trans Am. WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING? DID I NOT FORGET THAT FLUKE TORE UP THE LANES FOR A 300 GAME!? YES, BY GOLLY IT'S TRUE! It was a tense moment, but he kept his cool. He was then speared after the last strike by Jack who, in the process, broke his glasses. Lyle decided to sit out for the 2001 summer league. No worries, he'll be back for the winter league. Oh yeah, start passing out the cigars, he's gonna be a father.

AKA: Fluke
Ball of Choice: Columbia Ti Messenger, Storm Power Bolt
Average: 200 or so

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Austin Raymond: Stin has long quit the laborous job at Rouse's Supermarket and has a job at some kind of shipping company I think. I keep forgetting the name. He now resides in an apartment with his woman of 2 or 3 years. He bowled his first 700 series a few weeks ago. Anyway, he also decided to take a seat for the 2001 summer league. It's understandable, considering that his thumb practically falls off whenever he bowls........ an old bowling injury that has plagued him for many years.

AKA: Stin, Auggie Doggie, Stinny Poo
Ball of Choice: Ebonite Vortex 3, Storm Erase-It
Average: 185

Carrol Ponson: We haven't heard from Carrol in a while. Perhaps the CIA gave him some sort of secret mission. In any case..............
WE MISS YOU VERN!!!!!

AKA: Vern, P, Mr. Marvelous
Ball of Choice: Ebonite Gyro
Average: 150

Click here to see pictures from Carroll's surprise party.

Nick Bernard: Ah yes, Nick Bernard. Nick has, unfortunately decided to sit out for the summer league also......... and probably the winter league also for he is attending LSU starting in the fall semester. It  won't be the same without The Odd One around. He always managed to liven things up a bit.

AKA: The Odd One, Nickle-ass, Ron Son Po Tonson Johnson
Ball of Choice: Columbia Ti Messenger
Average: 174

Matt Casse: Jack is no longer searching for the meaningless answers to his questions about life. He has found the girl of his dreams to give him these answers. Yes, Jack has finally climbed back aboard the Roller coaster of Love and he hopes to God he can keep it on the track. He also bowled his first 700 series a while back.

AKA: Jack, Garbage Nuts, Action Jackson, Bones
Ball of Choice: Storm Blue Thunder, Storm El Nino Gold
Average: 193

 
You may have noticed that 3 of our bowlers are not rolling in the 2001 summer league (Jack being the only one who is bowling). This, of course, leaves room for 3 "new" bowlers. Technically, they aren't new....... well one is, but the other two have bowled 1 or 2 years with the winter league team.

Phillip Casse: Phill is the younger brother of Jack. After returning from a year or so in Atlanta, Phill returned to grace the team with is bowling skill. He works at a restaurant in town known as Doug's. Good place to eat, except my eggs were cold.

AKA: Wix, Phildo the Harildo Dildo, Mango Gelatin
Ball of Choice: Storm Sky Bolt
Average: 191

Jared Gilmore: Jared musta had some natural talent for bowling in his blood. He hasn't bowled even half as long as some of his teammates (he's bowled only 2 years as opposed to 9 like me), yet averages up there with the big shots. He's come close many times to the big 700 series and has quite a few games with 9 or more strike in a row. I think he works a Chinese restaurant in town but I'm not sure which one.

AKA: Phish, Jared Spice
Ball of Choice: Columbia Ti Messenger, Columbia Aftershock
Average: 195

Jason Tate: Jason recently celebrated his b-day and is the youngest bowler on the team at 18.  He is also the only member in the team that is unemployed. GET A JOB YOU LAZY BASTARD. Anyway, Jason has bowled with the youth for quite awhile and just recently stepped up to the big leagues this past winter. His family was the former owner of "Wheels-a-Rollin" skating facility. Former meaning they don't own it any longer. They don't own it any longer meaning someone else bought it. Someone else bought it meaning someone else owns it.  I'll try to get a hold of some pictures from the upcoming LAN PARTY to held there. It'll be the biggest one yet.

AKA: Rap Masta, Tate
Ball of Choice: Storm Eraser
Average: 201