Gary Hankins, who is it? Where did it come from? Why is it here? For years scientists have tried to figure out just what is Gary Hankins, or as they put it in science "Kornsweatshirthomgenius" which means wearer of the Korn sweatshirt that walks on two feet.
   The Gary Hankins can be found in the Midwest. You can usualy track it by the Vans footprints or the Twinkie wrappers it leaves behind after it stalks and kills Little Debby.
   If you listen closely at night you can hear the mating call of the Gary Hankins, and it sends shivers down your spine. The mating call is hard to emulate but it almost appears as to be saying "Let the bodies hit the floor."