| Rumour has it Andrew Jago quit the airforce after he discovered an F-111 won't fit through a Macca's drive-thru |
| Outback adventurer Jason Crowley | Outback adventurer Troy Dann |
| Hits lke a sledgehammer, after tribunals he's livid, it's the Bullants' heavyweight champion, the great Lyle Clifford. | Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, kicks for goal like a back pocket. |
| Bails delivers some rockin' tunes | Danny Southern - or Ben Bailey? Quick, count the sideburns... |
| "Wilbur" plans his next move against a tough opposition. | Wilbur plans his next move against a tougher opposition. |
| Sue. Or Kouta. Or is it Blighty? | Johnny Cash. Blighty wannabe. |
| Cara, Tough as lego bricks. | He caught the spacetrain to Preston. |
| Is "Dreamer" really a Backstreet Boy? | Nick Carter seen recently doing rehab at Preston. |
| "Chewie". | Chewbacca. Or Adam McBrien's ass. |
| Continuing the Star Wars link, Damien "Yoda" Evans, Jedi Master. | The Force is on our side with Yoda playing for us... |
| Bomber - thinks goals are kiiiicckass. | Southpark's Cartman - which one is more of a beeeeffcaaake!? |
| Mark Raso (with Kouta on his lap) | Indian Cricketer Sourav Ganguly |
| Keep growing that hair Fav, you'll get there |
| Like Splinter, Gary plays wise sensei to Teenage Mutant Ninja Bullants |
| Mitch - this wasn't my idea for a lookalike. Sorry monkey boy! |
| Chris Moyle and Dolly Parton - Who's are bigger? |
| Crime fighter & skills coach Darren Ogier |
| Kouta |