Full name:
Jamie Cann
Nickname:
Canny
D.O.B.
23/8/79
Occupation:
Freight Assistant
Height and Weight:
173cms, 69kg
Car:
VR Commodore
Recruited from:
Melbourne/Springvale
Favourite Position:
Rover
Favourite food and drink?
Lasagna, lemon squash
Favourite TV show:
Simpsons
Favourite Movie:
Young Guns 1 & 2
Favourite Song:
The Other Side
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Girlfriend, Blighty, Cameron Diaz, Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods
O.K. Hypothetical question. You can press a button and you will get
drafted, win the Liston medal, win lotto, and get the
girl of your dreams, but 10 million African children will die in an
earthquake tomorrow if you press the button. No one
will ever know that that you did it though. Would you do it?
No. I'll get drafted anyway.
What other sports do you play or have you played?
Cricket, golf, tennis.
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Last Sunday: Gentleman's day - spent an hour and a half spewing
in the toilet.
Funniest moment in football:
Playing against my old man with Assumption.
You're one of the quickest players at the club - what do you attribute
that to?
Stuffed if I know. Maybe because I'm small.
You're small in height, are you small in any other ways?
No , not at all...
Gary Lyon has been spreading rumours that there was a player at Melbourne
on Steroids - any truth it was you?
Oh yeah, f%#*ing oath.
Which player most looks like an animal in our side?
Mitch, a chimp.
Complete the following: "If I was "Wilbur" I would..."
....Play "One Gear" in the firsts.
Pregame Superstitions?
None
Your opinion on sex before the game?
Yeah, but also a 69er.
The Coburg-Fitzroy supporters were calling you a blonde poofter on the
weekend - Any truth to either accusation?
No.
Talking of the weekend you executed a fantastic cartwheel for the crowd
after one of your 5 goals - any gymnastics
training?
No not really, got a bit excited.
Which of the player's girlfriends do you find most attractive?
Gibbo's missus.
If you had Macca's ass, what would you do - shave it, wax it or leave
it?
Leave it.
Ugliest player?
Scott Grainger
Which of the support staff and trainers do you find most attractive?
Brooke, I love her.
You're no relation to Dunny, Soup or Tin?
No mate sorry.
Describe your ideal girl:
My girlfriend.
Describe Scott Grainger in one word:
"Loverboy"
Whose room would you fear being in on the football trip, and why?
Bomber, because he can suck it hard.
Which Tasmanian at the club has secretly had a head removed - Lloydy,
Blighty or Hilly?
Hilly.
Comments on your season so far? What do you attribue your good form
to?
Pretty consistent, concentrating on football, enjoying the blokes
as the club.
Any last comments:
Hope we win the last two games, the year's been not bad, and make
sure the blokes stick together for next year.
Thanks for your time Canny.