I've seen alot of things, and not all of them were pretty. Purpose: To help you avoid the pain, and anguish of staring into the helpless eyes of a fallen comrad. I can't help but wonder how I survived this long. Sure laugh it up, but it won't be so funny the first time you step into a Nerf game, and find yourself armed with your pathetic Sawtooth and Slingshot up against a set of RAD (refer to Spoon's page) quality wariors armed with weapons of power, the likes of which you've never dreamed. Sure, these games are all in good fun. Ha, not likely. These men standing before you are both your only hope, and the things that will destroy you. Nerf wars can't actually kill you, but the anguish of defeat, and title of the less superior man can. It pays Oh-so-sweetly to feel the surging rush that transcends the well faught battle, churning into the spoils of victory. Yes, I love this game, but that's not necassarily a good thing.
I can't help but wonder how I survived this long. Sure laugh it up, but it won't be so funny the first time you step into a Nerf game, and find yourself armed with your pathetic Sawtooth and Slingshot up against a set of RAD (refer to Spoon's page) quality wariors armed with weapons of power, the likes of which you've never dreamed. Sure, these games are all in good fun. Ha, not likely. These men standing before you are both your only hope, and the things that will destroy you. Nerf wars can't actually kill you, but the anguish of defeat, and title of the less superior man can. It pays Oh-so-sweetly to feel the surging rush that transcends the well faught battle, churning into the spoils of victory. Yes, I love this game, but that's not necassarily a good thing.
Other Sections: Nerf Reviews:the weapons I use This reviews the weapons I use at this point in time. Nerf: other weapons This page branches off into several others reviewing the other weapons I have used.
Nerf Warfare Styles and Combos This page gives an outlie of the most basic player styles used in Nerf Warfare and the weapon combonations that suit these styles.
If you wish to contact me with suggestions or views. I care not if they are aggressively against my own. vaccallica@aol.com