Live pinned Brooklyn Brawler with the Lakini's Juice in 0:05:14. Xloj pinned Cactus Jack with the Beta Case in 0:08:05. Perry Satullo pinned Incubus with the Death Valley Driver in 0:09:44. (The show opens with a video clip of Xloj of the Dark Armada walking down the street in his Ninja Turtle outfit. He comes to a small child eating a lolipop, and looks down at him. The child looks up and begins to scream as Xloj takes the lolipop and begins to eat himself. Suddenly, "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes out of no where and nails Xloj with the Tres Equis Plancha, flattening him like a pancake. The street is then filled with NEWF wrestlers brawling each other, destroying cars, signs, businesses, etc. The camera then pans up to a light pole, where the little boy sits watching, and eating his candy. Finally, the screen explodes into the NEWF arena, where the sold out crowd is going nuts as Liz and Rick make their way to ringside.) LIZ: Hello one and all, and welcome to the show of shows, NEWF Saturday Night! RICK: Wooo hooo!!! We've got a great show lined up tonight, and the punch is flowing freely! LIZ: You seem mighty chipper tonight... RICK: It's this new IV I got. Pumps punch straight into my veins! LIZ: Oh man, that is really cool. Where did you... (into the headset) what? Get on with the show? Oh ok. We've got a great show lined up tonight, including our main event, when The Hardcore Pretty Boys defend the World Tag Team Titles against the Total Knock Outs. That should be a great match. RICK: The Hardcore Pretty Boys are one of the toughest tag teams around, but TKO have been the team of teams so far in the tag team division. Ever since NEWF: The Beggining. I'm going to have to go with the HCPB's, because they are on just too much of a roll. LIZ: Yeah, it should be great. Also, the rumors have been running rapant lately as to what has happened to the Lords of the Ring. After NEWF Armageddon, they fell off the face of the planet! RICK: Yeah, no one knows where they've gone to, but I hear Commishioner Clayton fired them for not showing up. LIZ: Really? Who was your source? RICK: I can't say, but he is one of my best men. LIZ: Thanks Bobby. Let's go to the ring for our first match of the night as Soul Assassin takes on Christopher Thunder. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Calypso... Fighting out of Chicago, IL.... Weighing in at 247 pounds... Soul Assassin His opponent... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Christopher Thunder Soul Assassin vs Christopher Thunder They lock up. Christopher Thunder whips Soul Assassin into the ropes. Christopher Thunder hits Soul Assassin with a fist to the midsection. Christopher Thunder throws Soul Assassin out of the ring. James Beard counts: one, two, three, four, Soul Assassin reenters the ring. Christopher Thunder goes for a piledriver, but Soul Assassin counters it with a backdrop. Soul Assassin leaves the ring. He returns with the brass knuckles. Soul Assassin takes a swing at Christopher Thunder with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Christopher Thunder snatches the brass knuckles from him. Christopher Thunder takes a swing at Soul Assassin with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Soul Assassin snatches the brass knuckles from him. Soul Assassin hits him with the brass knuckles. Soul Assassin throws Christopher Thunder out of the ring. Soul Assassin goes through the ropes. Soul Assassin whips Christopher Thunder into the guardrail. Christopher Thunder is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. Christopher Thunder goes for a monkey flip, but Soul Assassin blocks it. Soul Assassin is handed a fire extinguisher. Soul Assassin hits him with the fire extinguisher. James Beard counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Christopher Thunder sets up a table. Christopher Thunder sets up Soul Assassin on the table. Christopher Thunder tries to drive Soul Assassin through the table with a belly-to-belly superplex, but he blocks it. James Beard counts: 2. Soul Assassin reenters the ring. Christopher Thunder follows him back in. Soul Assassin whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes. Christopher Thunder goes for a backspin DDT, but Soul Assassin blocks it. Soul Assassin gets a choke against the ropes on Christopher Thunder. James Beard warns Soul Assassin to let go. James Beard counts: One, two, three, four. Soul Assassin chops Christopher Thunder. Soul Assassin punches Christopher Thunder. A fan at ringside badmouths Soul Assassin. Soul Assassin punches Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder chops Soul Assassin. Christopher Thunder kicks Soul Assassin. Christopher Thunder hits Soul Assassin with a kneelift. Soul Assassin goes for a flying sunset flip, but Christopher Thunder sits down on him. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Christopher Thunder executes a monkey flip on Soul Assassin. Christopher Thunder catches Soul Assassin in a double chickenwing submission. Soul Assassin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Christopher Thunder executes a jumping side kick on Soul Assassin. Christopher Thunder goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Soul Assassin blocks it. Soul Assassin goes for a jumping DDT, but Christopher Thunder counters it with a backdrop. Christopher Thunder throws Soul Assassin out of the ring. Christopher Thunder goes through the ropes. The crowd is cheering on Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder whips Soul Assassin into the guardrail. Christopher Thunder nails Soul Assassin with neck-scissors. James Beard counts: 1. Christopher Thunder knocks Soul Assassin into the ringpost. Christopher Thunder is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Christopher Thunder sets up Soul Assassin on the table. Christopher Thunder tries to drive Soul Assassin through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. James Beard counts: 2. Soul Assassin nails Christopher Thunder with a roundhouse right. James Beard counts: 3. Soul Assassin knocks Christopher Thunder into the ringpost. A fan at ringside badmouths Soul Assassin. Soul Assassin sets up Christopher Thunder on the table. Soul Assassin tries to drive Christopher Thunder through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Christopher Thunder is getting a good reaction from the crowd. James Beard counts: 4. Christopher Thunder hits a jawbreaker on Soul Assassin. James Beard counts: 5. Christopher Thunder uses neck-scissors on Soul Assassin. Christopher Thunder sets up a table. James Beard counts: 6. James Beard counts: 7. Christopher Thunder is handed the Brass Knuckles. Christopher Thunder hits him with the Brass Knuckles. The crowd is cheering on Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder whips Soul Assassin into the guardrail. Christopher Thunder hits him with the Brass Knuckles. Christopher Thunder is getting a good reaction from the crowd. James Beard counts: 8. Christopher Thunder knocks Soul Assassin into the ringpost. Christopher Thunder is handed a road sign. Christopher Thunder hits him with the road sign. The crowd is cheering on Christopher Thunder. James Beard counts: 9. Christopher Thunder says "Ain't I great?". The crowd is cheering on Christopher Thunder. Soul Assassin uses a flying lariat on Christopher Thunder. James Beard counts: 10. The verdict: A DOUBLE COUNTOUT ! LIZ: We have a double countout ladies and gents. No one wins! RICK: YOU SO STUPID!!! LIZ: Excuse me? RICK: Nevermind, only someone cultured would know that one. Yeah, but I'm surprised that this one ended in a double countout. If THunder hadn't of been showboating with the crowd, he could have gone back into the ring. LIZ: The same could be said of Soul Assassin though. He should have got in the ring while Thunder was wasting time. RICK: If he had been paying attention, yeah. But they both weren't, so neither one of them won. Fitting I guess. If they want to get their hands on gold though, they need to be able to take advantage of something like that. LIZ: Well, in our next match... hang on. We have word of a limo pulling up in the back. Let's go to that. [A long, black stretch limousine pulls into the parking lot, surrounded by six black military-style trucks. From a distance, the seal on the trucks is a bit hard to make out, but still looks familiar.] LIZ: OK, maybe the Lords ARE going to be here. [As the camera zooms in, the seal is recognizable as that of the Royal Security Force. The camera moves even closer, altering its focus, and reveals that the near side of the limousine contains a single large red letter, an Old English style "L".] LIZ: What is this all about? Fans, we'll try to get to the bottom of this, but right now, we move to our next match as Syxx takes on Vindicator. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Weighing in at 208 pounds... Syxx His opponent... Led to the ring by Ken Ray... From parts unknown... Weighing in at 295 pounds... Vindicator Syxx vs Vindicator They lock up. Vindicator nails Syxx with a kick to the thigh. Vindicator goes for a fireman's carry, but Syxx blocks it. Syxx nails Vindicator with a backspin DDT. The crowd is really behind Syxx. Syxx whips Vindicator into the ropes, but Vindicator reverses it. Syxx misses with a clothesline. Vindicator hits Syxx with an elbow. Vindicator hits Syxx with a kick to the midsection. Vindicator goes for a flying forearm, but Syxx ducks out of the way. Syxx hits a double-axhandle chop on Vindicator. Syxx punches Vindicator. Syxx is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Syxx chops Vindicator. The crowd is cheering on Syxx. Syxx punches Vindicator. Syxx is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Syxx uses a flying dropkick on Vindicator. Vindicator sits up. Vindicator is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Syxx goes for a kick to the thigh, but Vindicator blocks it. Vindicator uses a kick to the thigh on Syxx. Vindicator takes Syxx down with a reverse neckbreaker. Vindicator uses a hiptoss on Syxx. Vindicator uses a Gorilla Press on Syxx. Vindicator catches Syxx in a half Boston. Syxx is inching his way towards the ropes. Vindicator lets go after 16 seconds. Vindicator nails Syxx with leg scissors. Vindicator takes Syxx down with a gutwrench suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Vindicator whips Syxx into the ropes, but Syxx reverses it. Vindicator uses a flying lariat on Syxx. Vindicator whips Syxx into the ropes, but Syxx reverses it. Vindicator hits Syxx with a kick. Vindicator goes for a Samoan Drop, but Syxx counters it with an elbowsmash. Syxx gives him a double underhook piledriver, but Vindicator doesn't budge. Vindicator throws Syxx out of the ring. Vindicator goes through the ropes. Vindicator uses a jumping DDT on Syxx. James Beard counts: 1. Vindicator is handed the chair. Vindicator hits him with the chair. Vindicator is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Vindicator whips Syxx into the guardrail. Vindicator hits him with the chair. Vindicator is starting to get under the crowd's skin. They're brawling inside the ring area. Syxx whips Vindicator into the guardrail. Syxx hits a side suplex on Vindicator. James Beard counts: 2. Syxx reenters the ring. Vindicator follows him back in. Vindicator sits up. Quite a few boos are audible. Syxx whips Vindicator into the ropes. Syxx misses with a shoulderblock. Syxx hits Vindicator with a kick. Syxx locks Vindicator in a short arm scissors. Vindicator is struggling to reach the ropes. Vindicator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vindicator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Syxx runs into the ropes. Syxx gives him a backspin DDT, but Vindicator only stares at him. Syxx chops Vindicator. Syxx kicks Vindicator. Syxx runs into the ropes. Syxx misses with a kick. Syxx goes for an enzuilariato, but Vindicator ducks out of the way. Vindicator kicks Syxx. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Vindicator kicks Syxx. Vindicator punches Syxx. Syxx punches Vindicator. Syxx kicks Vindicator. The crowd is really behind Syxx. Syxx whips Vindicator into the ropes. Syxx misses with a clothesline. Vindicator misses with a kick. Syxx hits Vindicator with a kick. Syxx hits a slingshot splash on Vindicator. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Syxx complains about a slow count. Syxx goes for a backspin DDT, but Vindicator counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. In turn, Syxx counters it with a punch. Syxx whips Vindicator into the turnbuckle. Syxx hits a side suplex on Vindicator. Syxx hits a slingshot splash on Vindicator. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Syxx throws Vindicator out of the ring. Syxx goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. James Beard counts: 1. Vindicator executes a flying clothesline on Syxx. Vindicator executes a jumping DDT on Syxx. James Beard counts: 2. Vindicator sets up a table. Vindicator sets up Syxx on the table. Vindicator executes a flying bulldog through the table. The table didn't break. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Vindicator whips Syxx into the guardrail. Vindicator takes Syxx down with an enzuigiri. James Beard counts: 3. Vindicator is handed the chair. Vindicator hits him with the chair. Vindicator sets up Syxx on the table. Vindicator executes a flying bulldog through the table. The table didn't break. Vindicator executes a jumping DDT on Syxx. James Beard counts: 4. Vindicator reenters the ring. Syxx follows him back in. Vindicator is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vindicator executes the Vindication on Syxx. Syxx is struggling to reach the ropes. Syxx reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Vindicator whips Syxx into the ropes. Syxx hits Vindicator with a shoulderblock. Syxx does a crotch chop. There are lots of chants for Syxx. Syxx whips Vindicator into the ropes. Vindicator misses with a clothesline. Syxx uses a kick to the thigh on Vindicator. Syxx hits Vindicator with a flying dropkick. Vindicator sits up. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Syxx takes Vindicator down with a double-axhandle chop. Syxx whips Vindicator into the turnbuckle. Syxx goes for a kick to the thigh, but Vindicator blocks it. Vindicator hits a Samoan Drop on Syxx. Vindicator uses a jumping DDT on Syxx. Vindicator whips Syxx into the ropes. Syxx misses with a shoulderblock. Syxx misses with a clothesline. Syxx hits Vindicator with a clothesline. Syxx hits Vindicator with a diving elbow smash. The crowd is really behind Syxx. Syxx hits a flying headbutt on Vindicator. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Syxx takes Vindicator down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Syxx is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is really behind Syxx. The winner is Syxx. Time of match: 0:09:37 LIZ: You're winner is Syxx. Let's recap this one quick. RICK: Yeah, Syxx was undersized, but he managed to come out on top. HE needed that to end a losing streak. LIZ: But what happened during the match was even more interesting. This was taped as the match happened. [The backs of the six trucks open and dozens of men in riot gear wearing the uniform of the Royal Security Force step out of each truck into the parking lot.] LIZ: There have to be at least 400 security officers in that parking lot -- and all in riot gear!" RICK: With security like that, it's a wonder those attacks at the pay-per-view happened at all. LIZ: I heard that the commissioner barred all but 10 of them -- and that gear -- from the Miami Arena Sunday. [When all is secure, the doors to the limousine open and Thor Maelstrom steps out of one door while Tim Tempest steps out of the other. Matt Cascade follows Maelstrom out, while Adonis Mercury steps out on Tempest's side. Cascade and Mercury each close their door upon exiting the car.] LIZ: We see four of the Lords, but King James isn't one of them. RICK: Cascade's going back to a different door now. [Maelstrom, Tempest, and Mercury gather and talk for a moment while Cascade goes back and opens another door on the limousine. Out of that door comes a dark-haired beauty known to the wrestling world as Rayne, Cascade's wife. The door is closed behind her.] LIZ: Four Lords and a lady?" RICK: ... and still no sign of the King. [Mercury now opens a door on the other side. To the surprise of everyone watching, a decidedly female leg is extended through the door. Mercury helps the lady, a tall woman with a tiara in topping her golden blonde hair, out of the car. Her tasteful white dress does a poor job of hiding her exquisitely athletic figure, hinting that the "help" is merely a courtesy.] LIZ: TWO ladies? RICK: If I don't miss my guess, that's not just ANY lady ... [Once she is clear of the doorway, then and only then does King James step out. Mercury closes the door behind him.] LIZ: Finally! There's King James! RICK: Well, when you're a king, other people can wait for YOU. Just like they do me. [King James extends his arm to the second lady to leave the limousine. She wraps her arm around his and they walk toward the other members of the Lords' contingent. As they approach, a discussion ensues.] LIZ: Obviously, they're going to talk about something before we see them in the building. RICK: That lady with King James ... is that ... ? LIZ: I've never actually seen her in person, but I think that's Queen Victoria. RICK: That's what I thought. LIZ: Well this is an interesting turn of events. I don't know if they were fired or not, but they are here none the less. RICK: I'm sure that King James could buy this whole arena if he wanted to. LIZ: Or take it over with his military force. RICK: Heh, I could take over France with that many guys. LIZ: Heh, well we have to move on to our next match of the night as Deathwish takes on Jay. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sexy Susan... Weighing in at 218 pounds... Deathwish His opponent... Led to the ring by Silent Bob... Weighing in at 210 pounds... Jay Deathwish vs Jay They lock up. Deathwish chops Jay. Deathwish is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Deathwish kicks Jay. Jay punches Deathwish. Jay is starting to get more cheers than boos. Jay hits Deathwish. Jay acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Jay whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish hits Jay with an elbow. Deathwish goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jay blocks it. Jay nails Deathwish with a savate kick. Jay acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Jay takes Deathwish down with a piledriver. Jay runs into the ropes. Jay hits Deathwish with a kick. Jay locks Deathwish in a double chickenwing submission. Deathwish tries to escape the hold. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 31 seconds. Jay goes for a hiptoss, but Deathwish counters it with a facerake. Jay begs off. Deathwish takes Jay down with an enzuigiri to the face. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Deathwish. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Jay blocks it. Jay executes a back suplex on Deathwish. Jay executes the NagaNooch on Deathwish. Deathwish tries to escape the hold. Deathwish breaks the hold after 48 seconds. Jay begs off. Deathwish hits Jay with a snap suplex. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Deathwish. Deathwish uses a power bomb on Jay. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish hits Jay with a kneedrop. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish hits Jay with an elbow. Jay begs off. Deathwish puts Jay in a kneelock submission. Jay is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Deathwish whips Jay into the ropes. Jay goes for a lariat, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish whips Jay into the ropes. Deathwish misses with a shoulderblock. Jay misses with a kick. Deathwish misses with an elbow. Jay uses a lariat on Deathwish. Jay uses a hiptoss on Deathwish. Jay goes for a headbutt, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish executes a snap suplex on Jay. Jay begs off. Deathwish whips Jay into the ropes. Jay hits Deathwish with an elbow. Jay leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan. Jay hits a piledriver on Deathwish. Jay looks at the crowd, smile and says "Snoochie Boochies". The boos are resurfacing again. Jay takes a swing at Deathwish with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. Deathwish snatches the frying pan from him. Deathwish takes a swing at Jay with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. Jay snatches the frying pan from him. Jay hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is wildly cheering Jay with only a few scattered boos audible. Jay executes a rolling kick on Deathwish. Jay hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is wildly cheering Jay with only a few scattered boos audible. Tim White throws the frying pan out of the ring. Jay throws Deathwish out of the ring. Jay goes through the ropes. Tim White counts: 1. Jay is handed the wrench. Jay hits him with the wrench. The boos are resurfacing again. Jay whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Tim White counts: 2. Jay looks at the crowd, smile and says "Snoochie Boochies". Jay doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Jay goes for a forearm to the back, but Deathwish side-steps and Jay only hits air. Tim White counts: 3. Deathwish nails Jay with neck-scissors. Deathwish reenters the ring. Jay follows him back in. Jay brings the the wrench into the ring. Deathwish executes an enzuigiri to the face on Jay. Deathwish hits leg scissors on Jay. Jay begs off. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Jay misses with a shoulderblock. Deathwish hits Jay with a kick. Deathwish executes leg scissors on Jay. Deathwish uses a flying legdrop on Jay. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish executes a moonsault on Jay. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish puts Jay in a half Boston. Jay is struggling to reach the ropes. Jay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Deathwish gets a half Boston on Jay. Jay reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Deathwish uses a brain buster on Jay. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Deathwish executes the Shooting Star Press on Jay. Tim White counts: One, two, Silent Bob distracts Tim White. Deathwish whips Jay into the turnbuckle. Deathwish nails Jay with a diving shoulderblock. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Deathwish goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Silent Bob shoves him off the turnbuckle. Jay executes the NagaNooch on Deathwish. There is no referee there to ask Deathwish. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tim White is back on the job. Deathwish is inching his way towards the ropes. Deathwish tries to fight the pain. Deathwish may have passed out. Tim White asks Deathwish if he's had enough. Deathwish shakes his head. Tim White checks Deathwish's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Deathwish fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute. Deathwish hits Jay. Deathwish hits Jay. The crowd is wildly cheering Deathwish with only a few scattered boos audible. Deathwish takes Jay down with a Northern Lights suplex. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deathwish hits Jay with a flying headbutt. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Deathwish goes for a flying legdrop, but Silent Bob shoves him off the turnbuckle. Tim White calls for the DQ. Deathwish doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. The winner is Deathwish. Time of match: 0:09:36 LIZ: Silent Bob costs Jay yet another match, and Deathwish gets the easy win. RICK: It was a tough match until then, but Silent Bob needs to learn when to interfere. I think that's three matches in a row that he's cost his guys the match, and that is just unacceptable. Deathwish on the other hand, seems to be making another run at the Cruiserweight Title. LIZ: He is a great... hang on. What's this about? (A man walks down the ramp with a long box, he walks directly up to Liz and puts the box down.) Man: Sign here, lady. Liz: What's this? Man: I just deliver 'em, lady, I don't open 'em. (Liz sign her name and the man leaves. She starts to open the box.) Rick: You pissed anyone off lately? (Liz stops opening the box.) Liz: I don't think so but thanks for making me think about it. Rick: Always got to keep you on your toes. (Liz opens the box and pulls out a bouquet of long stem roses, she takes a deep breath from the middle of the flowers. Rick starts laughing.) Liz: What? Rick: Whatever idiot sent those only had eleven delivered. Liz: Eleven? Rick: Yeah, there's only eleven. What's the card say? Who's it from? Liz: Just a second, go get some punch and mind your own business. Rick snatches the card out of her hand and quickly reads it. Rick: 'These eleven roses, When held by your side, Must surely make, A lovely dozen.' M. Liz snatches the card back. Rick: M? Who's M? Liz: Will you just go to our first match? Rick: It didn't even rhyme... Liz: LETS GO TO THE RING. Rick: I think I'm going to be sick! This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Sutton, NE... Weighing in at 280 pounds... Vengeance His opponent... Weighing in at 213 pounds... Edge Vengeance vs Edge They lock up. Vengeance hits Edge with a brain buster. Vengeance catches Edge in a Sammartino backbreaker. Edge is struggling to reach the ropes. Edge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Vengeance chops Edge. A fan at ringside badmouths Vengeance. Vengeance punches Edge. Vengeance is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Vengeance throws Edge out of the ring. Vengeance goes through the ropes. Vengeance is handed the ring bell. Vengeance hits him with the ring bell. A fan at ringside badmouths Vengeance. Vengeance chokes him with the ring bell. Vengeance chokes him with the ring bell. Vengeance takes Edge down with a moonsault bodyblock. Vengeance throws Edge back into the ring. Vengeance brings the the ring bell into the ring. Edge uses a German suplex on Vengeance. James Beard counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Vengeance kicks Edge. Vengeance kicks Edge. Vengeance hits him with the ring bell. The crowd is booing Vengeance. James Beard throws the ring bell out of the ring. Vengeance leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Vengeance runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Vengeance executes a lariat on Edge. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Vengeance misses with a clothesline. Vengeance hits a lariat on Edge. Vengeance is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Edge and Vengeance get hit with a double clothesline. James Beard removes the chair from the ring. Edge hits Vengeance with a flying bulldog. Edge goes for a figure-four leglock, but Vengeance blocks it. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Vengeance hits Edge with an elbow. Vengeance goes for a bulldog headlock, but Edge blocks it. Edge punches Vengeance. Vengeance punches Edge. The crowd is booing Vengeance. Vengeance kicks Edge. Vengeance hits Edge. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Edge misses with a kick. Vengeance misses with a kick. Edge takes Vengeance down with a back heel kick. Edge executes the Downward Spiral on Vengeance. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is starting to get behind Edge. The winner is Edge. Time of match: 0:02:41 LIZ: Edge gets the win, via the Downward Spiral. RICK: (Standing on the table.) Liz, oh Liz. Where for art thou Liz!?! LIZ: (fuming) GET DOWN FROM THERE! RICK: (Laughing) Heh, ok ok. Back to the match. Edge has been doing well here so far, and Vengeance continues to struggle. I really think that Edge is ready to make that next step up to the next level, but it's not going to be easy. LIZ: He's got to be prepared to fail. RICK: Yeah, but he could always send a dozen roses to his enemies. LIZ: Grrr..... No, that would be the Ravishing Red Rose. RICK: (shuddering) Dont' remind me of that freak. LIZ: Heh... hold up. We've got something going on in the back. Let's go to that now. [In the back, the Lords of the Ring are taunting the Westsiders. As you notice that Adonis Mercury isn't among the LotR contingent, so does the Showstopper. He turns around and Mercury flattens him with a chair to the forehead. Mercury waves the chair at the rest of the Westsiders as he moves back toward the LotR line.] ADONIS MERCURY: One down, one to go... LIZ: ANd the Lords of the Ring have striked already tonight! RICK: Methinks that the cleanup crew is going to earn their money tonight. LIZ: I can imagine they're pretty pissed. I wonder if this is all they're going to do. RICK: If they call out 400 RSF guys for a chair shot on Showstopper, then they're richer and dumber than they look. LIZ: Heh, good point. Well let's get on with the action as Bobby Skywalker takes on Orion. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Bobby Skywalker His opponent... Hailing from San Diego, Cal.... Weighing in at 275 pounds... Orion Bobby Skywalker vs Orion They lock up. Bobby Skywalker chops Orion. Bobby Skywalker chops Orion. The crowd is cheering on Bobby Skywalker. Orion chops Bobby Skywalker. Orion is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Orion executes a ropeburn on Bobby Skywalker. Orion hits Bobby Skywalker with a headbutt. Bobby Skywalker goes for a hiptoss, but Orion counters it with a choke sleeper. Orion lets go after 17 seconds. Orion nails Bobby Skywalker with a legsweep. Bobby Skywalker sits up. Bobby Skywalker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Orion executes a short lariat on Bobby Skywalker. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Orion executes a short lariat on Bobby Skywalker. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Orion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion with a kick to the midsection. Bobby Skywalker kicks Orion. Orion chops Bobby Skywalker. Orion hits Bobby Skywalker. The crowd is booing Orion. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion. The crowd is really behind Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker takes Orion down with an Asai moonsault. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker executes a hiptoss on Orion. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion with an Asai moonsault. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Bobby Skywalker gives the fans Hi-5's. There are lots of chants for Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion with a kick to the head. Bobby Skywalker runs into the ropes. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion with a kick. Bobby Skywalker uses a kick to the midsection on Orion. Bobby Skywalker whips Orion into the ropes. Orion nails Bobby Skywalker with a short lariat. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Bobby Skywalker sits up. Orion goes for a ropeburn, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion with an atomic drop. Bobby Skywalker goes for a kick to the midsection, but Orion blocks it. Deathwish comes to ringside. LIZ: Eh? Qu'es que c'est? RICK: Say what? LIZ: Deathwish has come to ringside for some reason. Orion punches Bobby Skywalker. Orion hits Bobby Skywalker. Orion kicks Bobby Skywalker. Orion runs into the ropes. Orion hits Bobby Skywalker with a kick. Orion goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker whips Orion into the turnbuckle. Bobby Skywalker runs shoulder-first into the corner. Bobby Skywalker throws Orion out of the ring. Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Orion reenters the ring. Bobby Skywalker goes for a hiptoss, but Orion counters it with a lariat. Orion is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Orion takes Bobby Skywalker down with an enzuilariato. Orion uses a DDT on Bobby Skywalker. A fan at ringside badmouths Orion. Orion goes for the Orion's Belt, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Orion gives him a bulldog headlock, but Bobby Skywalker doesn't even care. Orion nails Bobby Skywalker with a Gorilla Press. Bobby Skywalker sits up. Bobby Skywalker has the crowd going wild. Orion whips Bobby Skywalker into the turnbuckle. Bobby Skywalker comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Orion locks Bobby Skywalker in a sleeperhold. Bobby Skywalker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Orion executes a side suplex on Bobby Skywalker. Orion locks Bobby Skywalker in a chokehold. Danny Davis warns Orion to let go. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Bobby Skywalker sits up. The crowd is going crazy. Orion runs into the ropes. Bobby Skywalker misses with a clothesline. Bobby Skywalker takes Orion down with a fist to the midsection. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion with the Doctor Bomb. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker goes for a flying karate chop, but Orion counters it with a punch. Orion kicks Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker hits Orion. Bobby Skywalker kicks Orion. Bobby Skywalker nails Orion with a lariat. Bobby Skywalker whips Orion into the ropes. Kellie trips Orion. Danny Davis threatens Bobby Skywalker with disqualification. Danny Davis warns Kellie. Danny Davis is back on the job. Bobby Skywalker nails Orion with a kick to the midsection. Bobby Skywalker executes a kick to the head on Orion. Bobby Skywalker goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Orion counters it with an armbar submission. Bobby Skywalker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. Orion goes for a DDT, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a backdrop. Bobby Skywalker goes for a kick to the midsection, but Orion blocks it. Orion goes for an enzuilariato, but Bobby Skywalker ducks out of the way. Bobby Skywalker takes Orion down with a flying dropkick. Bobby Skywalker throws Orion out of the ring. Bobby Skywalker jumps onto him with a ringpost moonsault. Kellie comes from behind and distracts Orion. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bobby Skywalker executes a kneelift on Orion. Bobby Skywalker reenters the ring. Orion follows him back in. Bobby Skywalker runs into the ropes. Deathwish hits Bobby Skywalker in the back with a chair. Danny Davis disqualifies Orion. The crowd is really behind Bobby Skywalker. The winner is Bobby Skywalker. Time of match: 0:07:47 LIZ: Oh man! Deathwish just clocked Skywalker with the Steel chair! What was that all about!?! RICK: I don't know. Blood Runs Cold hasn't done anything to GenX, or Deathwish. I wonder what got him so riled up? LIZ: I have no idea, but Orion is pretty pissed that it cost him the match. RICK: I know I would be. Orion was in trouble towards the end there, but still, I would have rather of lost myself then someone else causing the DQ for me. If I were Deathwish, I'd be watching out for those lunatics in the Dark Armada. LIZ: They aren't exactly the sharpest bunch. RICK: But they are dangerous. LIZ: Very true. Well let's move on to our next match of the night as the Outlawz take on the Hearless Ones. This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Master P... At a total combined weight of 565 pounds... Outlawz Their opponents... Led to the ring by Sexy Susan... At a total combined weight of 458 pounds... The Heartless Ones Silkk the Shocker vs Deathwish They lock up. Silkk the Shocker goes for a neck snap, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish hits Silkk the Shocker. The crowd is starting to get behind Deathwish. Deathwish chops Silkk the Shocker. The crowd is starting to get behind Deathwish. Deathwish kicks Silkk the Shocker. A small "Deathwish" chant is being started. Deathwish takes Silkk the Shocker down with a jumping DDT. A small "Deathwish" chant is being started. Deathwish uses a jumping side kick on Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker sits up. The crowd is starting to get behind Silkk the Shocker. Deathwish whips Silkk the Shocker into the turnbuckle, but Silkk the Shocker reverses it. Silkk the Shocker runs shoulder-first into the corner. Silkk the Shocker kicks Deathwish. A small "Silkk the Shocker" chant is being started. Silkk the Shocker kicks Deathwish. The crowd is starting to get behind Silkk the Shocker. Deathwish punches Silkk the Shocker. The crowd is starting to get behind Deathwish. Deathwish hits Silkk the Shocker. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Stealth enters the ring, but gets cut off. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a Soviet suplex, but Silkk the Shocker blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage rolls out of the ring. Silkk the Shocker goes for a dropkick, but Deathwish side-steps and Silkk the Shocker only hits air. Deathwish hits a kneedrop on Silkk the Shocker. Deathwish tags out to Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Deathwish uses a jumping elbow thrust on Silkk the Shocker. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Silkk the Shocker with a bridging back suplex. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Deathwish leaves the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage locks Silkk the Shocker in a standing wristlock. Silkk the Shocker is valiantly trying to break the hold. Silkk the Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a slingshot bodyblock on Silkk the Shocker. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a slingshot splash on Silkk the Shocker. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for an elbowdrop, but Silkk the Shocker rolls out of the way. Silkk the Shocker tags out to Stealth. Stealth nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with an elbowdrop. Stealth yells "Raise the roof!". The crowd is starting to get behind Stealth. Stealth whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a leg lariat on Stealth. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whip Stealth into the ropes. They attempt to hit Stealth with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Stealth hits them with a double clothesline. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring. Stealth hits Deathwish with a DDT. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Silkk the Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Silkk the Shocker goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Deathwish slides down his back. Silkk the Shocker rolls out of the ring. Deathwish goes for a backslide, but Stealth counters it with a backward kick. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth chops Deathwish. A small "Stealth" chant is being started. Deathwish kicks Stealth. Deathwish punches Stealth. Stealth kicks Deathwish. Deathwish kicks Stealth. The crowd is starting to get behind Deathwish. Stealth punches Deathwish. Stealth hits Deathwish. Stealth is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Stealth chops Deathwish. A small "Stealth" chant is being started. Stealth nails Deathwish with an enzuigiri to the face. Stealth takes Deathwish down with a jumping elbow thrust. Stealth yells "Raise the roof!". A small "Stealth" chant is being started. Stealth takes Deathwish down with an inverted power bomb. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth yells "Raise the roof!". The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth executes a legsweep on Deathwish. Stealth goes for a flying bulldog, but Deathwish side-steps and Stealth only hits air. The crowd is starting to get behind Deathwish. Deathwish tags out to Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish whip Stealth into the ropes. They hit Stealth with a double kick to the midsection. Silkk the Shocker enters the ring, but gets cut off. Deathwish executes a jumping DDT on Stealth. The crowd is starting to get behind Deathwish. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a frog splash on Stealth. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish leaves the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Stealth blocks it. Stealth kicks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. The crowd is starting to get behind Stealth. Stealth hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. A small "Stealth" chant is being started. Stealth chops Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Stealth. The crowd is booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage chops Stealth. The crowd is booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Stealth kicks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. The crowd is starting to get behind Stealth. Stealth hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Stealth whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Stealth with a kick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Stealth with a kick to the midsection. Tim White removes the chair from the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a short clothesline, but Stealth ducks out of the way. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off. Stealth hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with an inverted power bomb. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Stealth takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with an enzuigiri to the face. Stealth is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Stealth throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage reenters the ring. Stealth hits a jumping elbow thrust on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. The crowd is starting to get behind Stealth. Silkk the Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Stealth and Silkk the Shocker hit Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a double elbowsmash. Deathwish enters the ring and lays out Silkk the Shocker. Deathwish uses a jumping DDT on Stealth. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Stealth with a spinning DDT. A fan at ringside badmouths Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Deathwish leaves the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits an elbowdrop on Stealth. Stealth sits up. The crowd is starting to get behind Stealth. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Stealth into the turnbuckle. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Stealth moves out of the way. Stealth whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle. Stealth runs shoulder-first into the corner. Stealth tags out to Silkk the Shocker. Deathwish enters the ring and lays out Stealth. A small "Deathwish" chant is being started. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish whip Silkk the Shocker into the ropes. They hit Silkk the Shocker with a double elbowsmash. Deathwish leaves the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Silkk the Shocker into the ropes. Silkk the Shocker hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a clothesline. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage falls out of the ring. Silkk the Shocker goes through the ropes. Silkk the Shocker goes for a flying forearm, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage ducks out of the way. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Silkk the Shocker back into the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker kicks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. A small "Silkk the Shocker" chant is being started. Silkk the Shocker punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. A small "Silkk the Shocker" chant is being started. Silkk the Shocker whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle. Silkk the Shocker charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage moves out of the way. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Silkk the Shocker down with a leg lariat. Silkk the Shocker sits up. The crowd is starting to get behind Silkk the Shocker. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Silkk the Shocker down with a springboard dropkick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage further incites the crowd. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a frog splash on Silkk the Shocker. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Silkk the Shocker ducks out of the way. Stealth enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Silkk the Shocker and Stealth hit Deathwish with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Stealth uses a DDT on Deathwish. The crowd is starting to get behind Stealth. Silkk the Shocker goes for the Super Shock Charge, but Deathwish counters it with a power bomb. The crowd is starting to get behind Deathwish. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish nails Silkk the Shocker with a brain buster. A small "Deathwish" chant is being started. Deathwish goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Silkk the Shocker counters it with a knee pull-up. Silkk the Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Silkk the Shocker tags out to Stealth. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage enters the ring and throws Silkk the Shocker out of the ring. Deathwish and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whip Stealth into the ropes. They hit Stealth with a double elbowsmash. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring. Deathwish whips Stealth into the ropes. Deathwish misses with an elbow. Deathwish hits Stealth with a kick. Deathwish nails Stealth with a jumping side kick. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish takes the chair. Deathwish goes for a flying axhandle, but Stealth counters it with a high kick. In turn, Deathwish counters it with a legsweep. Deathwish is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Stealth sits up. Stealth is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Deathwish whips Stealth into the turnbuckle. Deathwish charges into the corner. Deathwish tags out to Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish hit Stealth with a double flying axhandle. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish hit Stealth with a double elbowdrop. Deathwish leaves the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a standing wristlock, but Stealth blocks it. Stealth hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Stealth runs into the ropes. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Stealth get hit with a double clothesline. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Stealth. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Stealth kicks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Stealth is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage chops Stealth. A fan at ringside badmouths Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Stealth chops Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. The crowd is starting to get behind Stealth. Stealth punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Stealth goes for an inverted power bomb, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a slingshot bodyblock, but Stealth counters it with a powerslam. Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up. Stealth catches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage in an armbar submission. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Stealth into the ropes, but Stealth reverses it. Stealth uses a legsweep on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up. A fan at ringside badmouths Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Silkk the Shocker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Deathwish enters the ring and throws Silkk the Shocker out of the ring. A small "Deathwish" chant is being started. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage and Deathwish hit Stealth with a double elbowdrop. Deathwish leaves the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Stealth into the ropes, but Stealth reverses it. Stealth misses with a kick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage misses with a kick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a leg lariat on Stealth. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Stealth blocks it. Stealth executes neck-scissors on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Stealth takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with a belly-to-belly suplex. A small "Stealth" chant is being started. Stealth yells "Raise the roof!". A small "Stealth" chant is being started. Stealth leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Stealth hits him with the keyboard. Stealth throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage out of the ring. Stealth goes through the ropes. Stealth takes Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage down with a jumping elbow thrust. Tim White counts: 1. Silkk the Shocker comes over to make it two-on-one. Stealth and Silkk the Shocker hit Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Stealth reenters the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage follows him back in. Stealth is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Stealth goes for an armbar submission, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage tags out to Deathwish. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Stealth with a short clothesline. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Stealth ducks out of the way. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring. Stealth hits a roundhouse right on Deathwish. Stealth catches Deathwish in an abdominal stretch. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Stealth hits a double underhook piledriver on Deathwish. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth executes neck-scissors on Deathwish. Stealth nails Deathwish with a legsweep. Stealth is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, shoulder up. Stealth hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Deathwish. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish executes an enzuigiri to the face on Stealth. Tim White removes the chair from the ring. Deathwish takes Stealth down with a jumping side kick. Deathwish goes for a jumping side kick, but Stealth ducks out of the way. Stealth catches Deathwish in an abdominal stretch. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Stealth whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle, but Deathwish reverses it. Deathwish charges into the corner, but Stealth lifts his leg. Stealth whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it. Stealth uses a jumping elbow thrust on Deathwish. Stealth is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Stealth is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, kickout. Stealth goes for an earringer, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish hits a knee to the back on Stealth. Deathwish nails Stealth with an enzuigiri to the face. There are lots of chants for Deathwish. Stealth sits up. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Deathwish chops Stealth. The crowd is really behind Deathwish. Deathwish chops Stealth. The crowd is really behind Deathwish. Deathwish kicks Stealth. Stealth kicks Deathwish. Deathwish punches Stealth. There are lots of chants for Deathwish. Stealth hits Deathwish. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Deathwish kicks Stealth. The crowd is going crazy. Deathwish goes for neck-scissors, but Stealth ducks out of the way. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Deathwish goes for a jumping side kick, but Stealth ducks out of the way. Deathwish whips Stealth into the turnbuckle, but Stealth reverses it. Stealth runs shoulder-first into the corner. Stealth goes for a brain buster, but Deathwish counters it with a small package. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish takes Stealth down with a diving shoulderblock. The crowd is going crazy. Stealth sits up. Stealth is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Deathwish hits Stealth with a jumping elbow thrust. Stealth sits up. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth runs into the ropes. Deathwish hits Stealth with a kick. Tim White removes the chair from the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Silkk the Shocker enters the ring, but gets cut off. Deathwish and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whip Stealth into the ropes. They attempt to hit Stealth with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring. Stealth whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. Stealth charges in with the Stinger Splash. Stealth is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Stealth catches Deathwish in an abdominal stretch. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Sexy Susan enters the ring and hits Stealth with the Mace. Before Sexy Susan connects, Stealth moves out of the way. Sexy Susan hits Deathwish. Stealth throws Sexy Susan over the top rope. Deathwish is out cold. Stealth gives the sign for the Stealth Bomber. Stealth executes the Stealth Bomber on Deathwish. The crowd is cheering on Stealth. Stealth goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Stealth is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The winners are Outlawz. Time of match: 0:15:12 LIZ: Oh! Susan nailed Deathwish with the Mace, and the Outlawz get the win! RICK: Some horrible timing from the best manager in the league, and the Heartless Ones come out on the losing side. That's a tough way to lose a match, but then these things happen. That's easy for me to say though, I didn't get whacked with a friggin' mace! LIZ: Heh, no, but that can be arranged. RICK: My apologies, oh great announcer lady. LIZ: Hmm... ok. RICK: Those No Limit Soldiers are tough though. They still continue to win, no matter who they fight. I imagine they'll be hunting more gold soon. LIZ: True enough. Let's move on to our next match of the night as the Disaster Bros. take on Double Delight. This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sexy Susan... At a total combined weight of 510 pounds... Disaster Brothers Their opponents... Led to the ring by Shirley Manson and Overkill... At a total combined weight of 495 pounds... Double Delight Blackheart Paul Vega vs Val Venis They lock up. Val Venis hits a knee to the back on Sinister Sean Blake. Val Venis hits a forearm smash on Sinister Sean Blake. Val Venis goes for a forearm smash, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake takes Val Venis down with a monkey flip. Sinister Sean Blake kicks Val Venis. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Sinister Sean Blake chops Val Venis. Sinister Sean Blake whips Val Venis into the turnbuckle. Sinister Sean Blake charges into the corner. Sinister Sean Blake hits a forearm smash on Val Venis. Sinister Sean Blake tags out to Blackheart Paul Vega. Blackheart Paul Vega and Sinister Sean Blake whip Val Venis into the ropes. They attempt to hit Val Venis with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. The crowd erupts. Sinister Sean Blake leaves the ring. Val Venis uses a powerslam on Blackheart Paul Vega. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Romeo Grant Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes. They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double fist to the midsection. Romeo Grant Morris leaves the ring. Val Venis nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a forearm to the back. Val Venis hits a series of punches on Blackheart Paul Vega. Val Venis throws Blackheart Paul Vega out of the ring. Val Venis jumps onto him with a plancha. Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Blackheart Paul Vega nails Shirley Manson. Val Venis goes for a vertical suplex, but Blackheart Paul Vega blocks it. Earl Hebner counts: 1. Blackheart Paul Vega knocks Val Venis into the ringsteps. Earl Hebner counts: 2. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Val Venis into the guardrail. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up a table. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Val Venis into the guardrail. Blackheart Paul Vega grabs a chair. Blackheart Paul Vega takes a running start and springs off the chair. Blackheart Paul Vega nails Val Venis with a kick to the head. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Val Venis on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Val Venis through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Val Venis whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Blackheart Paul Vega uses a kneelift on Val Venis. Earl Hebner counts: 3. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Val Venis into the guardrail. Blackheart Paul Vega throws Val Venis back into the ring. Blackheart Paul Vega tags out to Sinister Sean Blake. Romeo Grant Morris enters the ring and lays out Blackheart Paul Vega. Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris whip Sinister Sean Blake into the ropes. They attempt to hit Sinister Sean Blake with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Sinister Sean Blake hits them with a double clothesline. Romeo Grant Morris leaves the ring. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a flying cross body press, but Val Venis counters it with a powerslam. Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up. The crowd erupts. Val Venis catches Sinister Sean Blake in a bow-and-arrow submission. Sinister Sean Blake is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sinister Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Val Venis nails Sinister Sean Blake with a DDT. Val Venis takes Sinister Sean Blake down with an armdrag takedown. Val Venis goes for a clothesline, but Sinister Sean Blake ducks out of the way. Sinister Sean Blake whips Val Venis into the turnbuckle. Sinister Sean Blake runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Val Venis moves out of the way. Val Venis goes for an abdominal stretch, but Sinister Sean Blake counters it with a hiptoss. In turn, Val Venis counters it with a facerake. Val Venis punches Sinister Sean Blake. Val Venis hits Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Val Venis. Sinister Sean Blake chops Val Venis. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Sinister Sean Blake chops Val Venis. The crowd is booing Sinister Sean Blake. Sinister Sean Blake kicks Val Venis. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Both Sexy Susan and Shirley Manson jump up on the apron. Earl Hebner tries to send them back down. Sinister Sean Blake hits a moonsault bodyblock on Val Venis. There is no referee to count. Sinister Sean Blake gets back up. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Val Venis side-steps and Sinister Sean Blake only hits air. Val Venis tags out to Romeo Grant Morris. Val Venis executes a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Val Venis. Romeo Grant Morris hits Sinister Sean Blake with a flying dropkick. The crowd is really behind Romeo Grant Morris. Val Venis leaves the ring. Romeo Grant Morris catches Sinister Sean Blake in a boot choke. There is no referee there to ask Sinister Sean Blake. Romeo Grant Morris tags out to Val Venis. Blackheart Paul Vega enters the ring, but gets cut off. Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris whip Sinister Sean Blake into the ropes. Val Venis and Romeo Grant Morris hit Sinister Sean Blake with a double bodyslam. Romeo Grant Morris nails Sinister Sean Blake with a Death Valley Driver. There are lots of chants for Romeo Grant Morris. Val Venis climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Sinister Sean Blake throws him to the mat. Sinister Sean Blake is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Romeo Grant Morris leaves the ring. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a flying somersault splash, but Shirley Manson shoves him off the turnbuckle. A fan at ringside badmouths Sinister Sean Blake. Val Venis executes an elbowsmash on Sinister Sean Blake. Val Venis hits Sinister Sean Blake with an armdrag takedown. Val Venis hits Sinister Sean Blake with a choke slam. Val Venis swivels his hips. The crowd is giving Val Venis a standing ovation. Val Venis tags out to Romeo Grant Morris. Val Venis goes for a kick to the head, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Val Venis counters it with a bulldog. The crowd is giving Val Venis a standing ovation. Romeo Grant Morris uses a dropkick on Blackheart Paul Vega. Val Venis goes for a back suplex, but Blackheart Paul Vega flips over. Val Venis leaves the ring. Blackheart Paul Vega takes Val Venis down with a short lariat. There is no referee to count. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Val Venis into the turnbuckle. Blackheart Paul Vega runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Val Venis lifts his knee. Earl Hebner is back on the job. Val Venis hits a swinging neckbreaker on Blackheart Paul Vega. Val Venis tags out to Romeo Grant Morris. Romeo Grant Morris and Val Venis whip Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes. They hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double kick to the midsection. Romeo Grant Morris and Val Venis hit Blackheart Paul Vega with a double bodyslam . Val Venis leaves the ring. Romeo Grant Morris whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes. Romeo Grant Morris hits Blackheart Paul Vega with an armdrag takedown. Romeo Grant Morris goes for a hiptoss, but Blackheart Paul Vega reverses it. In turn, Romeo Grant Morris counters it with a cradle suplex. Romeo Grant Morris whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes. Overkill trips Blackheart Paul Vega. Earl Hebner calls for the DQ. Blackheart Paul Vega is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winners are Disaster Brothers. Time of match: 0:06:26 LIZ: Oh! The same man who helped Speed win the U.S. Title costs his team the match! RICK: Overkill is a great body guard, but he messed up this time. I think that the Legion will overlook this though, as he did win them the U.S. Title. Correction, he won Speed the U.S. Title. LIZ: That is true, with the egos in the NDP, that could cause some friction. RICK: Not so much the NDP as the Legion. They've butted heads before, but I really think this is minor. LIZ: Well, we have to... uh oh. What's this about? [The Royal Security Force secures the ringside area, then the PA system starts blasting out the Aerosmith song "Don't Get Mad, Get Even." King James proceeds to the ring at a brisk walk, followed by Thor Maelstrom, Tim Tempest, Matt Cascade, and Adonis Mercury, each at their own determined pace. The announcer surrenders the microphone to Mercury as he passes.] ADONIS MERCURY: "NEWF, the Lords of the Ring are back with a vengeance!" MATT CASCADE: "Did you actually think that you'd get rid of us after Armageddon?" [Cascade breaks into delirious laughter.] TIM TEMPEST: "Armageddon served its purpose. It was a moment of renaissance for the Lords." KING JAMES: "Almost two weeks ago, the NEWF and its wrestlers made one grave mistake, they awakened the sleeping giant." [Cascade settles down.] THOR MAELSTROM: "Since WHCW closed, we didn't HAVE to keep up our extreme edge." TEMPEST: "We didn't need it anywhere else before we came here." MERCURY: "When we first got to the NEWF, we came in trying to be the good guys and get a new set of fans behind us, just like the NEWF front office asked us to do. It worked for a short while and the NEWF acted like they were pleased, probably because the merchandise was selling well, just like it does everywhere." KING JAMES: "Then, our esteemed commissioner decides that we need to keep the majority of the Royal Security Force out of the building during the pay-per-view." MERCURY: "What most people don't know was that he decided to tell us this ONE HOUR before the pay-per-view was going on the air." KING JAMES: "This tells us that the front office had an idea what was coming and was giving it their tacit approval." MAELSTROM: "If they turn on us like that, they can expect the same from us." CASCADE: "Now, we play it OUR way." TEMPEST: "We will stop at NOTHING to get what we want -- and we'll take whatever it is BY ANY MEANS AVAILABLE." MAELSTROM: "Think of it this way: if you have it and we want it, it's as good as ours." MERCURY: "This isn't going to be a hostile takeover because, even though none of you know it yet, we've ALREADY taken over the NEWF. Besides, even if we were just now planning the takeover of the NEWF, who would stop us?" TEMPEST: "Certainly not the commissioner or the owner." [Cascade pulls out a pair of handcuffs, looks at them, laughs, then puts them back in his pocket.] CASCADE: "Handcuffed by the contract." [Cascade laughs hysterically.] MAELSTROM: "There's the NDP." MERCURY: "Not unless they had THREE TIMES their current membership." TEMPEST: "He forgot about ..." MERCURY: "Yeah, he must have." MAELSTROM: "Then, the only hope is for the league to band together against us." [Cascade barely contains himself long enough to speak.] CASCADE: "With all of THOSE egos?!?" [Cascade laughs even harder.] TEMPEST: "Not likely either." MERCURY: "Regardless of what stable they're in, everyone in the NEWF is about to find out that the Lords aren't f**king around any more. Tonight, I can promise you one thing, someone is going to get paid back TENFOLD for what happened at Armageddon." KING JAMES: "Now that we have refocused ourselves, our path to the top in the NEWF will be paved with the broken bodies of our opposition. In the sands of time, it has been written ... and so it shall be done." [With that, the lights go out and a clap of thunder is heard. When the lights come up, both the Lords of the Ring and the Royal Security Force are gone from the ring area.] LIZ: Wow! The LoTR have made their appearance, and they are out for vengeance! RICK: What did Vengeance ever do to them!?! LIZ: Grrrr.... you idiot! Not that Vengeance! RICK: ohhhhh.... right. Well the Lords of the Ring are definitely a formidable group, but I still give the edge to the NDP. They outnumber them first of all, and I think they may have more talent to boot. LIZ: Oh man, don't go bruising any egos now. RICK: Hey, I'm just doing my job. The NDP holds the majority of the titles here, and the Lords of the Ring, no matter how many belts they've won before, have none here. They'll have a tough task against the NDP. LIZ: That goes without saying. We have to move on to our next match of the night now though, as Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes on Cyrus. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sexy Susan... Fighting out of Venice Beach, California... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage His opponent... Led to the ring by Calypso... Fighting out of Hell... Weighing in at 330 pounds... Cyrus Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage vs Cyrus They lock up. Cyrus goes for a hiptoss, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a springboard dropkick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a standing wristlock, but Cyrus blocks it. Cyrus uses a jumping DDT on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Cyrus is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Cyrus down with a forearm to the back. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage punches Cyrus. A portion of the crowd is booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus. A portion of the crowd is booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a backbreaker on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage gives the sign for the The Heartbreaker. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for the The Heartbreaker, but Cyrus counters it with a side step. Cyrus uses a kick to the head on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up. A portion of the crowd is cheering Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Cyrus throws Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage out of the ring. Cyrus goes through the ropes. Cyrus knocks Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ringsteps. Cyrus sets up a table. Cyrus sets up Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage on the table. Cyrus tries to drive Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage through the table with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a kick to the midsection, but Cyrus blocks it. Cyrus is handed a keyboard. Cyrus hits him with the keyboard. Cyrus sets up Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage on the table. Cyrus tries to drive Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Cyrus with a backbreaker. Danny Davis counts: 1. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a backbreaker. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Cyrus down with a European uppercut. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd. A portion of the crowd is cheering Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Cyrus into the guardrail. Danny Davis counts: 2. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Cyrus back into the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a backbreaker, but Cyrus blocks it. Cyrus goes for an avalanche, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage side-steps and Cyrus only hits air. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a European uppercut on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Cyrus into the ropes. Cyrus hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a clothesline. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage falls out of the ring. Cyrus goes through the ropes. Danny Davis counts: 1. Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Cyrus nails Sexy Susan. Danny Davis counts: 2. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage knocks Cyrus into the ringsteps. Danny Davis counts: 3. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a flying axhandle on Cyrus. They're brawling inside the ring area. Danny Davis counts: 4. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Cyrus back into the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a slingshot bodyblock on Cyrus. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage locks Cyrus in an armlock hammerlock submission. Cyrus is valiantly trying to break the hold. Cyrus breaks the hold after 16 seconds. Cyrus hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Cyrus is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Cyrus goes for a cobra clutch, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Cyrus with a slingshot bodyblock. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Cyrus into the turnbuckle. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Cyrus down with a kick to the midsection. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a short clothesline on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a kick to the midsection on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Cyrus out of the ring. Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Cyrus reenters the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Cyrus with a springboard dropkick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Cyrus with a slingshot splash. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a kneedrop. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd. A portion of the crowd is cheering Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Cyrus sits up. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Cyrus. Cyrus whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes. Cyrus misses with a clothesline. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a kick. Cyrus sits up. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a leg lariat on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a springboard dropkick, but Cyrus side-steps and Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage only hits air. Cyrus makes the ring posts shoot flames. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Cyrus. Cyrus hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Cyrus. Cyrus hits a gutwrench suplex on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Cyrus nails Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a kneelift. Cyrus whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes. Cyrus hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a fist to the midsection. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage sits up. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get more cheers than boos. Cyrus whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the turnbuckle. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage comes back, but is met with an elbow. Cyrus hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with an enzuilariato. Cyrus is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off. Cyrus runs into the ropes. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a backbreaker on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes the The Heartbreaker on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Cyrus into the turnbuckle. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Cyrus down with a series of punches. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a series of kicks on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a series of forearm smashes on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage nails Cyrus with a kick to the midsection. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a slingshot bodyblock. Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout. Cyrus sits up. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a kick to the midsection, but Cyrus blocks it. Cyrus goes for a cobra clutch, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage counters it with an armdrag takedown. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a bridging back suplex on Cyrus. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Cyrus sits up. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Cyrus. Cyrus goes for a neck snap, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a leg lariat. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is starting to get more cheers than boos. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage puts Cyrus in a standing wristlock. Cyrus reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Cyrus sits up. Cyrus is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Cyrus into the turnbuckle. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage charges in with the Stinger Splash. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes the chair. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a flying axhandle with the chair. A portion of the crowd is booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Cyrus into the ropes. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a kick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a kick to the midsection, but Cyrus blocks it. Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring. Cyrus executes a forearm to the back on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage uses a kick to the midsection on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage throws Cyrus out of the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes through the ropes. Danny Davis counts: 1. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage reenters the ring. Cyrus follows him back in. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a flying axhandle on Cyrus. A portion of the crowd is booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Cyrus sits up. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage whips Cyrus into the turnbuckle. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Cyrus down with a series of punches. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a series of kicks. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes a series of forearm smashes on Cyrus. A portion of the crowd is booing Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Cyrus down with a bridging back suplex. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits a slingshot splash on Cyrus. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage runs into the ropes. Cyrus misses with a clothesline. Cyrus executes a powerslam on Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Danny Davis counts: One, kickout. Cyrus goes for a piledriver, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blocks it. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a short clothesline, but Cyrus counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage counters it with a small package. Danny Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage chops Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage seemingly enjoys the boos. Cyrus punches Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Cyrus hits Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage with a back suplex. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage begs off. Cyrus whips Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage into the ropes, but Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage reverses it. Cyrus misses with a shoulderblock. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a clothesline. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage blows kisses to the ladies in the crowd. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage seemingly enjoys the boos. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage takes Cyrus down with a kick to the midsection. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for a kick to the midsection, but Cyrus blocks it. Cyrus runs into the ropes. Cyrus misses with a kick. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage hits Cyrus with a clothesline. Cyrus falls out of the ring. Danny Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Cyrus reenters the ring. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage gives the sign for the The Heartbreaker. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage executes the The Heartbreaker on Cyrus. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage seemingly enjoys the boos. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The winner is Heartbreak Kid Drake Savage. Time of match: 0:11:52 LIZ: Hey hey! The little giant killer did it again! RICK: Man, I really like this kids style. He reminds me of a badger or a mongoose or something. They may not be the biggest kid on the block, but they don't take crap from anyone. No matter how big they are. LIZ: That is something that we announcers really enjoy watching. RICK: Yeah, and the fans do to. When the smaller guy goes out there and beats up the giants, it makes all those little guys in the crowd feel good too. This kid is going to be a star one day, mark my words. LIZ: Well, some high praise from "The Stuff"! we have to move on to our next match of the night as Wolverine takes on Deathroach. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie... Weighing in at 459 pounds... Wolverine His opponent... Fighting out of Seattle... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Deathroach Wolverine vs Deathroach They lock up. Wolverine hits Deathroach with a power bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Wolverine nails Deathroach with a European uppercut. Wolverine throws Deathroach out of the ring. Wolverine goes through the ropes. Wolverine is handed a frying pan. Wolverine hits him with the frying pan. There are lots of chants for Wolverine. Tim White counts: 1. Wolverine knocks Deathroach into the ringpost. Wolverine has the crowd going wild. Wolverine takes Deathroach down with a diving shoulderblock. Tim White counts: 2. Wolverine chokes him with a frying pan. Deathroach is busted wide open. Wolverine whips Deathroach into the guardrail. Tim White counts: 3. Wolverine reenters the ring. Deathroach follows him back in. Wolverine goes for a kick to the thigh, but Deathroach blocks it. Deathroach nails Wolverine with a facebite. Deathroach catches Wolverine in a sleeperhold. Wolverine is valiantly trying to break the hold. Wolverine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Deathroach hits a slap on Wolverine. Deathroach executes a flying axhandle on Wolverine. Deathroach nails Wolverine with a roundhouse right. Deathroach goes for a chokehold, but Wolverine blocks it. Wolverine gets a chokehold on Deathroach. Tim White warns Wolverine to let go. Tim White counts: One, two, three. Wolverine throws Deathroach out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, Deathroach reenters the ring. Wolverine goes for an armbar submission, but Deathroach blocks it. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the ropes. Wolverine misses with a clothesline. Wolverine takes Deathroach down with a lariat. Deathroach bumps into Tim White. Wolverine goes for a European uppercut, but Deathroach blocks it. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the turnbuckle. Wolverine comes back, but is met with an elbow. Tim White is back on the job. Deathroach hits a legsweep faceslam on Wolverine. Deathroach is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Deathroach hits Wolverine with a short lariat. Tim White counts: One, shoulder up. Deathroach nails Wolverine with a roundhouse right. Deathroach goes for a slingshot, but Wolverine side-steps and Deathroach only hits air. Wolverine gets a front facelock on Deathroach. Deathroach reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Wolverine hits Deathroach with an enzuilariato. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Deathroach hits Wolverine with a kick. Deathroach is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deathroach runs into the ropes. Deathroach hits Wolverine with a shoulderblock. Wolverine sits up. Deathroach hits Wolverine with a flying bulldog. The crowd is booing Deathroach. Wolverine sits up. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the turnbuckle. Deathroach charges in with a Vader attack, but Wolverine moves out of the way. Wolverine whips Deathroach into the ropes, but Deathroach reverses it. Wolverine hits Deathroach with a lariat. Wolverine throws Deathroach out of the ring. Tim White counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Deathroach reenters the ring. Wolverine executes a chop on Deathroach. Wolverine gets an abdominal stretch on Deathroach. Deathroach reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Wolverine takes Deathroach down with a power bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Deathroach catches Wolverine in a sleeperhold. Wolverine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Deathroach uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Wolverine. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Deathroach goes for a roundhouse right, but Wolverine blocks it. Wolverine hits a forearm smash on Deathroach. Wolverine hits a chop on Deathroach. Wolverine hits Deathroach with a European uppercut. Wolverine goes for a back heel kick, but Deathroach blocks it. Deathroach uses a slap on Wolverine. Deathroach locks Wolverine in a sleeperhold. Wolverine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Deathroach uses a short clothesline on Wolverine. Deathroach nails Wolverine with a flying bulldog. A fan at ringside badmouths Deathroach. Deathroach puts Wolverine in a full nelson. Wolverine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Deathroach uses a facerake on Wolverine. Deathroach hits Wolverine with a faceslam. Wolverine sits up. The crowd is really behind Wolverine. Deathroach goes for a slap, but Wolverine blocks it. Wolverine takes Deathroach down with an inverted atomic drop. Deathroach uses a legsweep faceslam on Wolverine. Wolverine sits up. The crowd is really behind Wolverine. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the turnbuckle. Deathroach nails Wolverine with a series of punches. Deathroach hits Wolverine with a series of headbutts. A fan at ringside badmouths Deathroach. Deathroach hits a Yakuza kick on Wolverine. Deathroach goes for a flying axhandle, but Wolverine counters it with a punch. Deathroach gets a full nelson on Wolverine. Wolverine tries to escape the hold. Wolverine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Deathroach hits a flying bulldog on Wolverine. Deathroach further incites the crowd. Wolverine sits up. The crowd is really behind Wolverine. Deathroach chops Wolverine. Deathroach punches Wolverine. Deathroach chops Wolverine. Numerous fans are using Deathroach for target practice. Deathroach takes Wolverine down with a jawbreaker. Numerous fans are using Deathroach for target practice. Deathroach executes the Death Drop on Wolverine. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Deathroach goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deathroach takes Wolverine down with a flying axhandle. Deathroach is being booed out of the building. Wolverine sits up. The crowd is going crazy. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the turnbuckle, but Wolverine reverses it. Wolverine charges in with a clothesline, but Deathroach moves out of the way. Deathroach throws Wolverine out of the ring. Deathroach goes through the ropes. Deathroach knocks Wolverine into the ringsteps. Tim White counts: 1. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tim White counts: 2. Deathroach sets up a table. Tim White counts: 3. Deathroach knocks Wolverine into the ringsteps. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Deathroach goes for the Death Drop, but Wolverine blocks it. Deathroach hits a legsweep faceslam on Wolverine. Deathroach knocks Wolverine into the ringpost. Kellie comes from behind, but Deathroach nails Kellie. Wolverine places Deathroach on the turnbuckle. Wolverine executes the Demolisher on Deathroach on the concrete floor. The crowd is going crazy. Deathroach is out cold. Wolverine nails Deathroach with an inverted atomic drop. Wolverine whips Deathroach into the guardrail. Wolverine knocks Deathroach into the ringsteps. Wolverine sets up Deathroach on the table. Wolverine executes a splash through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Tim White counts: 4. Wolverine knocks Deathroach into the ringpost. Wolverine goes for a back heel kick, but Deathroach counters it with a legsweep. Tim White counts: 5. Deathroach goes for a facerake, but Wolverine blocks it. Wolverine is handed the ring bell. Wolverine hits him with the ring bell. Wolverine uses a fistdrop on Deathroach. Tim White counts: 6. Wolverine places Deathroach on the turnbuckle. Wolverine goes for the Demolisher, but Deathroach counters it with a low blow. Deathroach executes the Death Drop on Wolverine on the concrete floor. Deathroach is handed brass knuckles. Deathroach hits him with the knuckles. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Wolverine is busted wide open. Deathroach hits him with brass knuckles. They're brawling inside the ring area. Wolverine goes for a power bomb, but Deathroach blocks it. Deathroach nails Wolverine with a facerake. Deathroach sets up Wolverine on the table. Deathroach tries to drive Wolverine through the table with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Wolverine goes for a back heel kick, but Deathroach ducks out of the way. Deathroach knocks Wolverine into the ringsteps. Deathroach goes for a slap, but Wolverine reverses it. Kellie comes from behind and distracts Deathroach. Tim White counts: 7. Kellie comes from behind, but Deathroach nails Kellie. Wolverine sets up a table. Wolverine goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Deathroach ducks out of the way. Tim White counts: 8. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the guardrail. Deathroach executes a thrust kick to the head on Wolverine. Deathroach whips Wolverine into the guardrail. Deathroach goes for the Death Drop, but Wolverine blocks it. Tim White counts: 9. Kellie comes from behind, but Deathroach nails Kellie. Wolverine reenters the ring. Deathroach follows him back in. Wolverine takes Deathroach down with a power bomb. Tim White counts: One, two, in the ropes... Wolverine places Deathroach on the turnbuckle. Wolverine executes the Demolisher on Deathroach. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Wolverine a standing ovation. The winner is Wolverine. Time of match: 0:14:16 LIZ: Ohhh.... that had to hurt. Wolverine is your winner. RICK: Well, after Deathroach nailed Kellie, Wolverine went beserk and just destroyed Deathroach. I can't blame Deathroach though, I know I would nail anyone who tried to interfere in my match. LIZ: You shouldn't hit a woman though. RICK: Bah! If they're dumb enough to stick their noses in a fight between two huge guys like this, then they deserve it. I mean, how can wrestlers be worrying about a female when they're fighting a guy who weighs 450 pounds? LIZ: I agree with that, but still, I think this one was uncalled for. Anyways, let's move on to our next match of the night as Total Package takes on Distributer of Pain. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Master P... Fighting out of San Jose, Ca.... Weighing in at 275 pounds... Total Package His opponent... Led to the ring by Beula... Weighing in at 201 pounds... Distributer of Pain Total Package vs Distributer of Pain They lock up. Total Package uses a slingshot clothesline on Distributer of Pain. The crowd is really behind Total Package. Total Package uses a brain buster on Distributer of Pain. The crowd is going crazy. Total Package puts Distributer of Pain in the Torture Rack. Distributer of Pain reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Total Package goes for an eye gouge, but Distributer of Pain blocks it. Distributer of Pain hits a jumping DDT on Total Package. Distributer of Pain hits a diving shoulderblock on Total Package. Distributer of Pain is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Distributer of Pain goes for a forearm smash, but Total Package blocks it. Total Package whips Distributer of Pain into the ropes, but Distributer of Pain reverses it. Total Package misses with an elbow. Total Package misses with a shoulderblock. Distributer of Pain hits Total Package with a shoulderblock. Distributer of Pain is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Distributer of Pain complains about a slow count. Distributer of Pain takes Total Package down with a forearm smash. Distributer of Pain is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Total Package sits up. The crowd is behind Total Package all the way. Distributer of Pain whips Total Package into the turnbuckle, but Total Package reverses it. Total Package runs shoulder-first into the corner. Total Package goes for a duck-down move, but Distributer of Pain blocks it. Distributer of Pain hits an avalanche on Total Package. Distributer of Pain uses a backdrop driver on Total Package. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Total Package sits up. The crowd is behind Total Package all the way. Distributer of Pain kicks Total Package. Total Package kicks Distributer of Pain. The crowd is behind Total Package all the way. Total Package punches Distributer of Pain. Total Package catches Distributer of Pain in a chokehold. James Beard warns Total Package to let go. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Total Package chops Distributer of Pain. The chants for Total Package are deafening. Total Package punches Distributer of Pain. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Total Package. Distributer of Pain kicks Total Package. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Distributer of Pain hits Total Package. Distributer of Pain chops Total Package. Distributer of Pain executes a double-axhandle chop on Total Package. Distributer of Pain whips Total Package into the turnbuckle, but Total Package reverses it. Total Package executes a series of palm strikes on Distributer of Pain. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Total Package hits Distributer of Pain with a series of kicks to the midsection. The crowd erupts. Total Package uses a European uppercut on Distributer of Pain. Total Package executes a Death Valley Driver on Distributer of Pain. The crowd is behind Total Package all the way. Total Package nails Distributer of Pain with a brain buster. Total Package nails Distributer of Pain with a chop. Total Package executes the Northern Lights bomb on Distributer of Pain. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Total Package hits Distributer of Pain with a side step. Total Package whips Distributer of Pain into the ropes, but Distributer of Pain reverses it. Total Package hits a clothesline on Distributer of Pain. Total Package catches Distributer of Pain in the Torture Rack. Distributer of Pain is valiantly trying to break the hold. Distributer of Pain reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Total Package attempts to place Distributer of Pain on the turnbuckle, but Distributer of Pain blocks it. Deathwish comes to ringside. Total Package chops Distributer of Pain. The crowd is behind Total Package all the way. Total Package chops Distributer of Pain. The chants for Total Package are deafening. Distributer of Pain punches Total Package. The crowd is booing Distributer of Pain. Distributer of Pain punches Total Package. The crowd is booing Distributer of Pain. Distributer of Pain uses a swinging neckbreaker on Total Package. The crowd is booing Distributer of Pain. Distributer of Pain uses a Soviet suplex on Total Package. Distributer of Pain goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Total Package blocks it. Total Package uses the Stinger Splash on Distributer of Pain. The chants for Total Package are deafening. Total Package takes Distributer of Pain down with a slingshot clothesline. Total Package executes a duck-down move on Distributer of Pain. Total Package uses a brain buster on Distributer of Pain. The crowd is behind Total Package all the way. Total Package goes for the Northern Lights bomb, but Distributer of Pain turns in mid-air and lands on him. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Total Package whips Distributer of Pain into the ropes. Deathwish pulls down the top rope. James Beard threatens Total Package with disqualification. Total Package goes through the ropes. Beula comes from behind and distracts Total Package. Distributer of Pain hits a jumping DDT on Total Package. Distributer of Pain executes a flying bodypress on Total Package. They're brawling inside the ring area. Distributer of Pain goes for a kick to the head, but Total Package ducks out of the way. James Beard counts: 1. James Beard counts: 2. Total Package is handed brass knuckles. Total Package hits him with the knuckles. Total Package hits Distributer of Pain with a slingshot clothesline. Total Package nails Distributer of Pain with a kick to the midsection. James Beard counts: 3. Total Package reenters the ring. Distributer of Pain follows him back in. Total Package executes the Total Stunner on Distributer of Pain. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is behind Total Package all the way. The winner is Total Package. Time of match: 0:06:24 LIZ: The Total Package gets the win, but wait! We have company! (The Iron Fist runs out from the back and hand cuffs Total Package to the ring post. They then begin to beat on him with an assortmant of weapons, from brass knuckles, to chairs, to baseball bats, and even a prosthetic arm. The No Limit Soldiers run to make the save, but are held up by the Iron Fist, while Vengeance spits in Total Package's face, and yells "That's what you get for messin' with the best, Vengeance and the Iron Fist!!!") LIZ: Well, the Iron Fist has appartantly decided this feud isn't over! RICK: I really thought they had learned they're lesson the first time the No Limit Soldiers wasted them, but apparantly they do have some fight in them. That's good to see, because the Iron Fist has a lot of potential. LIZ: We always like the fire in the belly. RICK: I prefer punch in the belly, but fire's ok too. LIZ: Heh, let's move on to our next match of the night as the Darkside Demons take on the Conveyors of Pain. This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Calypso... At a total combined weight of 652 pounds... Darkside Demons Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 570 pounds... Conveyors Of Pain Kryton vs Dan Sexton They lock up. Kryton goes for an inverted power bomb, but Dan Sexton blocks it. Dan Sexton whips Kryton into the ropes, but Kryton reverses it. Dan Sexton misses with a clothesline. Kryton misses with a clothesline. Kryton hits Dan Sexton with a kick. Kryton hits Dan Sexton with a Hotshot. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Kryton hits Dan Sexton with a flying headbutt. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kryton hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Dan Sexton. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Kryton complains about a slow count. Kryton whips Dan Sexton into the ropes, but Dan Sexton reverses it. Dan Sexton hits Kryton with a clothesline. Dan Sexton goes for a bridging back suplex, but Kryton counters it with a facerake. Kryton tags out to Cyrus. Kryton nails Dan Sexton with a dropkick. Cyrus goes for a bridging back suplex, but Dan Sexton counters it with a facerake. Kryton leaves the ring. Dan Sexton whips Cyrus into the ropes, but Cyrus reverses it. Cyrus misses with a kick. Cyrus uses a fist to the midsection on Dan Sexton. Cyrus tags out to Kryton. Kryton goes for a chokehold, but Dan Sexton counters it with a facerake. Dan Sexton goes for a forearm smash, but Kryton blocks it. Cyrus enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kryton and Cyrus hit Dan Sexton with a double bulldog headlock. Cyrus leaves the ring. Kryton takes Dan Sexton down with a knee to the back. Kryton tags out to Cyrus. Kryton executes a flying lariat on Dan Sexton. Cyrus executes a back suplex on Dan Sexton. Kryton leaves the ring. Cyrus executes a kick to the head on Dan Sexton. Cyrus is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Cyrus whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle. Cyrus runs shoulder-first into the corner. Cyrus chops Dan Sexton. Cyrus is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Dan Sexton chops Cyrus. Dan Sexton has the crowd going wild. Dan Sexton hits Cyrus. The crowd is going crazy. Cyrus chops Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton punches Cyrus. Dan Sexton has the crowd going wild. Dan Sexton kicks Cyrus. The crowd is going crazy. Cyrus kicks Dan Sexton. A fan at ringside badmouths Cyrus. Dan Sexton punches Cyrus. Dan Sexton hits Cyrus. There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton tags out to Max Wagner. Dan Sexton goes for a bodyslam, but Cyrus blocks it. Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring. Cyrus nails Max Wagner with a jumping DDT. Cyrus executes a kneelift on Max Wagner. Cyrus whips Max Wagner into the ropes, but Max Wagner reverses it. Max Wagner nails Cyrus with a chop. Max Wagner throws Cyrus out of the ring. Max Wagner goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Max Wagner uses a flying lariat on Cyrus. Tim White counts: 1. Max Wagner whips Cyrus into the guardrail. Tim White counts: 2. Max Wagner whips Cyrus into the guardrail. Max Wagner reenters the ring. Cyrus follows him back in. Max Wagner climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Cyrus nails him in the stomach. Max Wagner falls onto the top turnbuckle. Cyrus tags out to Kryton. Kryton and Cyrus whip Max Wagner into the ropes. They hit Max Wagner with a double clothesline. Dan Sexton enters the ring and lays out Cyrus. Kryton falls back into the ring. Max Wagner climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kryton nails him in the stomach. Max Wagner falls onto the top turnbuckle. Dan Sexton enters the ring and lays out Cyrus. The crowd is going crazy. Max Wagner and Dan Sexton hit Kryton with a double flying kneedrop. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Kryton falls back into the ring. Max Wagner hits Kryton with a jumping DDT. A portion of the crowd is cheering Max Wagner. Max Wagner attempts to place Kryton on the turnbuckle, but Kryton blocks it. Max Wagner takes Kryton down with a European uppercut. Max Wagner tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton and Max Wagner whip Kryton into the ropes. They hit Kryton with a double kick to the midsection. Max Wagner takes Kryton down with a piledriver. A portion of the crowd is cheering Max Wagner. Max Wagner leaves the ring. Dan Sexton uses neck-scissors on Kryton. Dan Sexton uses neck-scissors on Kryton. Dan Sexton goes for a Gorilla Press, but Kryton counters it with a facerake. Kryton punches Dan Sexton. Kryton hits Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton hits Kryton. Kryton kicks Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton hits Kryton. Dan Sexton has the crowd going wild. Kryton punches Dan Sexton. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Dan Sexton kicks Kryton. Dan Sexton hits a flying clothesline on Kryton. Kryton sits up. The crowd is booing Kryton. Dan Sexton uses an inverted atomic drop on Kryton. Dan Sexton tags out to Max Wagner. Max Wagner runs into the ropes. Kryton hits Max Wagner with a dropkick to the knee. Kryton whips Max Wagner into the turnbuckle, but Max Wagner reverses it. Max Wagner charges in with a handspring elbow, but Kryton moves out of the way. Kryton nails Max Wagner with an enzuigiri. Kryton whips Max Wagner into the turnbuckle, but Max Wagner reverses it. Max Wagner runs shoulder-first into the corner. Max Wagner executes an earringer on Kryton. A portion of the crowd is booing Max Wagner. Max Wagner whips Kryton into the ropes, but Kryton reverses it. Kryton hits Max Wagner with an elbow. Kryton tags out to Cyrus. Cyrus and Kryton whip Max Wagner into the ropes. They hit Max Wagner with a double elbowsmash. Kryton leaves the ring. Cyrus nails Max Wagner with a bridging back suplex. Tim White counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Cyrus whips Max Wagner into the ropes. Cyrus misses with an elbow. Max Wagner hits Cyrus with a kick. Max Wagner is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, kickout. Cyrus sits up. Cyrus acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Max Wagner punches Cyrus. Max Wagner chops Cyrus. A portion of the crowd is booing Max Wagner. Max Wagner whips Cyrus into the ropes. Max Wagner hits Cyrus with a kick. Max Wagner hits Cyrus with a kick to the thigh. Max Wagner whips Cyrus into the ropes. Cyrus takes Max Wagner down with an enzuilariato. Cyrus whips Max Wagner into the ropes. Cyrus hits Max Wagner with a backdrop. Cyrus goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Max Wagner counters it with an elbowsmash. Max Wagner goes for a jumping DDT, but Cyrus throws him off. Cyrus hits Max Wagner. Cyrus acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Cyrus hits Max Wagner. Cyrus is starting to get more cheers than boos. Max Wagner hits Cyrus. A portion of the crowd is booing Max Wagner. Cyrus chops Max Wagner. Cyrus tags out to Kryton. Kryton whips Max Wagner into the ropes. Max Wagner goes for a handspring bodyblock, but Kryton side-steps and Max Wagner only hits air. Kryton whips Max Wagner into the turnbuckle. Kryton runs shoulder-first into the corner. Kryton hits Max Wagner with a Hotshot. Kryton throws Max Wagner out of the ring. Kryton goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kryton executes a kick to the head on Max Wagner. Tim White counts: 1. Kryton goes for a fistdrop, but Max Wagner rolls out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tim White counts: 2. Max Wagner executes a flying lariat on Kryton. Tim White counts: 3. Max Wagner attempts to place Kryton on the turnbuckle, but Kryton blocks it. Tim White counts: 4. Max Wagner reenters the ring. Kryton follows him back in. Max Wagner tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton and Max Wagner whip Kryton into the ropes. They hit Kryton with a double backdrop. Max Wagner leaves the ring. Dan Sexton executes a hiptoss on Kryton. Dan Sexton executes the Deadweight on Kryton. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way. The winners are Conveyors Of Pain. Time of match: 0:09:24 LIZ: Wow! Allright, Max... er... the CoP gets the win! RICK: Can I get Mike Tenay down here to help out? LIZ: Jesus! Watch what you're saying! RICK: Oh yeah, I forgot. Anyways, the CoP just pulled off a major upset in beating the Darkside Demons. We all knew that the CoP are a great team, but I don't think any thought they would start making their comeback this quickly. I have to say I am impressed. LIZ: Yeah me too. They said they would try to get a title shot at the next PPV. RICK: Well if they keep this up, then they may be the champs before then! Even with this upset win though, I still think that they have a long way to go. Anything can happen though. LIZ: Very true. Well, let's go to our next match of the night now as The Showstopper takes on Kryton. RICK: I'm curious to see how the Showstopper does after that attack earlier. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Ahmed... Weighing in at 295 pounds... The Showstopper His opponent... Led to the ring by Calypso... Hailing from The Darkside... Weighing in at 322 pounds... Kryton The Showstopper vs Kryton Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. James Beard counts: One, The Showstopper lifts a shoulder, two, kickout. The Showstopper nails Kryton with a bodyslam. The Showstopper takes Kryton down with a facerake. The Showstopper places Kryton on the turnbuckle. The Showstopper executes the The Curtain Call on Kryton. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Showstopper hits a DDT on Kryton. The Showstopper acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The Showstopper hits a dropkick to the knee on Kryton. The Showstopper is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. The Showstopper uses a dropkick to the knee on Kryton. The Showstopper whips Kryton into the ropes, but Kryton reverses it. Kryton executes a dropkick on The Showstopper. A portion of the crowd is booing Kryton. Kryton takes The Showstopper down with a flying lariat. Kryton goes for a Hotshot, but The Showstopper counters it with a lariat. In turn, Kryton counters it with an armbar submission. The Showstopper is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Showstopper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. LIZ: Wait a second! We have some company! [Adonis Mercury comes from out of the crowd with the same chair he used earlier in the night. Matt Cascade comes around and jumps up on the apron, distracting the referee. Mercury enters the ring behind the Showstopper and waits for him to turn around. As the Showstopper turns, Mercury wallops him with the chair, knocking him to the mat. As Mercury leaves the ring, he drops a piece of paper down onto the fallen Showstopper. Once Mercury is on the floor, Cascade jumps down from the ring apron and both LotR members exit through the audience.] LIZ: Oh man! Showstopper just got wasted! RICK: You're not kidding! He's out! Kryton goes for a backdrop driver, but The Showstopper counters it with a backward kick. The Showstopper nails Kryton with a Northern Lights suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. The Showstopper whips Kryton into the ropes. The Showstopper and Kryton get hit with a double clothesline. Kryton nails The Showstopper with a bridging back suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Kryton is starting to get more cheers than boos. The winner is Kryton. Time of match: 0:02:18 [The NEWF MegaTron fires up and Adonis Mercury appears on the screen from a backstage area.] MERCURY: "Gee, Showstopper, if I'm a high-class jabrone for losing to Alex Star at the pay-per-view, what does that make YOU? You see, you took two chairshots tonight, just like I did at Armageddon. You lost, just like I did. The piece of paper? Your receipt. Pick your words -- and your enemies -- more carefully next time or we'll ALL come down on you." [The stern look on Mercury's face is the last thing seen on the MegaTron before it fades to black.] LIZ: And the Lords of the Ring have stuck again! Kryton gets the win, and some help! RICK: Man, the LoTR mean business tonight! They're destroying anyone who looked at them wrong, and they just got the Showstopper! He's being helped out of the ring by Rainmaker, but what does this do to their title hopes later on tonight. LIZ: This has got to be a tough blow to them. RICK: I know they want to get their hands on some gold, but after everything the Showstopper has gone through tonight, I would be surprised if they were able to pull out the win. It's going to be tough. LIZ: Without a doubt. Well let's move on to our next match of the night as Dirt takes on Rainmaker. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Austin, Tx.... Weighing in at 380 pounds... Dirt His opponent... Led to the ring by Ahmed... Weighing in at 270 pounds... Rainmaker Dirt vs Rainmaker They lock up. Dirt nails Rainmaker with spinning headscissors. Dirt whips Rainmaker into the ropes. Rainmaker takes Dirt down with a short lariat. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Rainmaker whips Dirt into the ropes. Rainmaker hits Dirt with a lariat. Rainmaker catches Dirt totally by surprise. Rainmaker executes the Westsider Edge on Dirt. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Rainmaker whips Dirt into the ropes. Dirt goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Rainmaker counters it with a side suplex. Rainmaker takes Dirt down with a powerslam. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Rainmaker executes a moonsault on Dirt. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Rainmaker hits Dirt with a flying cross body press. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rainmaker takes Dirt down with a bodyslam. Rainmaker takes Dirt down with a bodyslam. Rainmaker nails Dirt with a flying forearm. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout. Rainmaker leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat. Rainmaker hits Dirt with a flying cross body press. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is booing Rainmaker. The winner is Rainmaker. Time of match: 0:01:50 LIZ: Wow! That was fast! Rainmaker is your winner! RICK: I have to say I am a bit surprised by that, but did you see the look in Rainmaker's eyes!?! He was pissed, and I don't think you can blame him. If he wrestles the same way against the Hardcore Pretty Boys, then he may not need the Showstopper! LIZ: That's the way it looks. I think he wanted to get this out of the way quickly. RICK: Which is saying a lot since he was facing one of the best wrestlers in the league in Dirt. Dirt is pissed after this loss, but I don't think he was ready for what Rainmaker threw at him. Tough way to lose. LIZ: Very true. Well let's get to our first title match tonight as Bolo Yeung defends the Hardcore Title against longtime champ, Sinister SEan Blake. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Buried Alive match scheduled for one fall. It is for the NEWF Hardcore Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sexy Susan... Weighing in at 265 pounds... Sinister Sean Blake His opponent... Led to the ring by Shirley Manson... Hailing from Hong Kong... Weighing in at 280 pounds... The NEWF Hardcore Champion... Bolo Yeung Sinister Sean Blake vs Bolo Yeung They lock up. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a monkey flip, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the turnbuckle. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with a series of chops to the throat. Bolo Yeung is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bolo Yeung nails Sinister Sean Blake with a series of punches. Bolo Yeung executes a series of palm strikes on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung tries to put Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung stuffs Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung can't close the lid. Sinister Sean Blake reenters the ring. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a facebite. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a kick to the head. Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance. The crowd is cheering on Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung nails Sinister Sean Blake with a kick to the midsection. Bolo Yeung executes the Baba chop on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the ropes. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung with a kick. Sinister Sean Blake executes a diving shoulderblock on Bolo Yeung. A fan at ringside badmouths Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung sits up. Sinister Sean Blake nails Bolo Yeung with a piledriver. Bolo Yeung sits up. The crowd is cheering on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Bolo Yeung uses a dropkick on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance. The crowd is cheering on Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung hits a Samoan Drop on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung goes for a series of knees, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake hits a rana on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake executes a monkey flip on Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung sits up. The crowd is cheering on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle, but Bolo Yeung reverses it. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a series of chops to the throat. Bolo Yeung is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bolo Yeung uses a series of punches on Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is cheering on Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung hits a series of palm strikes on Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is cheering on Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung uses a Samoan Drop on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with a series of kicks. Bolo Yeung is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bolo Yeung goes for the Cyclone Kick, but Sinister Sean Blake side-steps and Bolo Yeung only hits air. Sinister Sean Blake uses a monkey flip on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake yells to the crowd "I got him". Sinister Sean Blake is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Sinister Sean Blake executes a hiptoss on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake yells to the crowd "I got him". Sinister Sean Blake further incites the crowd. Bolo Yeung sits up. Bolo Yeung is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a monkey flip, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung runs into the ropes. Sinister Sean Blake misses with a clothesline. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with an elbow. Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the head, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake hits a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake takes Bolo Yeung down with a flying axhandle. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Bolo Yeung ducks out of the way. Bolo Yeung attempts to place Sinister Sean Blake on the turnbuckle, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Bolo Yeung hits an enzuigiri on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung goes for an eye gouge, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake uses a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes, but Bolo Yeung reverses it. Bolo Yeung misses with a clothesline. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with a backdrop. Bolo Yeung tries to put Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung stuffs Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung can't close the lid. Sinister Sean Blake reenters the ring. Sinister Sean Blake gives him a piledriver, but Bolo Yeung only stares at him. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sinister Sean Blake reverses it. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with a shoulderblock. Bolo Yeung hits a fist to the midsection on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung executes a jumping side kick on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance. The crowd is cheering on Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung throws Sinister Sean Blake out of the ring. Bolo Yeung goes through the ropes. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung sets up a table. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung hits a front slam on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung goes for the Bolo Blaster, but Sinister Sean Blake counters it with a vertical suplex. Sinister Sean Blake executes a piledriver on Bolo Yeung. Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake sets up Bolo Yeung on the table. Sinister Sean Blake executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake is handed brass knuckles. Sinister Sean Blake hits him with the knuckles. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Sinister Sean Blake executes a front-layout suplex on Bolo Yeung. Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Sinister Sean Blake nails Shirley Manson. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung knocks Sinister Sean Blake into the ringsteps. Bolo Yeung sets up a table. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with a fist to the midsection. Bolo Yeung goes for an eye gouge, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Sinister Sean Blake nails Shirley Manson. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bolo Yeung knocks Sinister Sean Blake into the ringsteps. Bolo Yeung has the crowd going wild. Bolo Yeung uses a dropkick on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung reenters the ring. Sinister Sean Blake follows him back in. Bolo Yeung attempts to place Sinister Sean Blake on the turnbuckle, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Bolo Yeung nails Sinister Sean Blake with a kick to the head. Bolo Yeung tries to put Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung stuffs Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung can't close the lid. Sinister Sean Blake reenters the ring. Sinister Sean Blake hits a piledriver on Bolo Yeung. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes, but Bolo Yeung reverses it. Shirley Manson pulls down the top rope. Bolo Yeung goes through the ropes. Bolo Yeung reenters the ring. Sinister Sean Blake follows him back in. Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sinister Sean Blake counters it with a dragon screw. Sinister Sean Blake hits a piledriver on Bolo Yeung. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Sinister Sean Blake throws Bolo Yeung out of the ring. Sinister Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake nails Bolo Yeung with a legsweep. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung with an inverted atomic drop. Sinister Sean Blake nails Bolo Yeung with a flying cross body press. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a back suplex, but Bolo Yeung counters it with an elbowsmash. Bolo Yeung knocks Sinister Sean Blake into the ringsteps. Bolo Yeung has the crowd going wild. Bolo Yeung is handed the ring bell. Bolo Yeung hits him with the ring bell. The crowd is going crazy. Bolo Yeung uses a fist to the midsection on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung knocks Sinister Sean Blake into the ringpost. The crowd is going crazy. Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with an enzuigiri. Bolo Yeung hits a battering ram on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung goes for an eye gouge, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake throws Bolo Yeung back into the ring. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle. Sinister Sean Blake charges into the corner, but Bolo Yeung moves out of the way. Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster on Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is going crazy. Bolo Yeung nails Sinister Sean Blake with a kick to the midsection. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sinister Sean Blake reverses it. Sinister Sean Blake uses a legsweep on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake hits a moonsault bodyblock on Bolo Yeung. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Shirley Manson enters the ring and hits Sinister Sean Blake with the electric guitar. Before Shirley Manson connects, Sinister Sean Blake moves out of the way. Shirley Manson hits Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake throws Shirley Manson over the top rope. Sinister Sean Blake is being booed out of the building. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a flying cross body press, but Shirley Manson shoves him off the turnbuckle. Sinister Sean Blake is being booed out of the building. James Beard threatens Bolo Yeung with disqualification. Bolo Yeung gets a bearhug on Sinister Sean Blake. Sinister Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a series of kicks. The crowd is going crazy. Bolo Yeung throws Sinister Sean Blake out of the ring. Bolo Yeung goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sinister Sean Blake nails Bolo Yeung with a rana. Shirley Manson comes from behind, but Sinister Sean Blake nails Shirley Manson. Bolo Yeung goes for the Bolo Blaster, but Sinister Sean Blake counters it with a vertical suplex. Sinister Sean Blake knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringpost. Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung goes for a series of knees, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake sets up Bolo Yeung on the table. Sinister Sean Blake tries to drive Bolo Yeung through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the head, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake takes Bolo Yeung down with a forearm smash. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung with a flying cross body press. Sinister Sean Blake throws Bolo Yeung back into the ring. Bolo Yeung sits up. Bolo Yeung has the crowd going wild. Sinister Sean Blake kicks Bolo Yeung. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Sinister Sean Blake kicks Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake executes the Sinister Slap on Bolo Yeung. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Shirley Manson tries to interfere, but Sexy Susan prevents her from doing so. Sinister Sean Blake gives him a piledriver, but Bolo Yeung doesn't budge. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a series of kicks. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the ropes. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung with a rana. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Sinister Sean Blake hits a piledriver on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake is being booed out of the building. Sinister Sean Blake takes Bolo Yeung down with neck-scissors. Sinister Sean Blake hits an elbowsmash on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake executes the Sinister Slap on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake hits a forearm smash on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes. Bolo Yeung goes for a back heel kick, but Sinister Sean Blake ducks out of the way. Sinister Sean Blake takes Bolo Yeung down with a flying cross body press. Bolo Yeung sits up. The crowd is really behind Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle, but Bolo Yeung reverses it. Bolo Yeung charges in with an avalanche. Bolo Yeung goes for a flying karate chop, but Sinister Sean Blake counters it with a punch. Sinister Sean Blake executes a legsweep on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake hits a hiptoss on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake gives him an inverted atomic drop, but Bolo Yeung doesn't budge. Bolo Yeung goes for the Cyclone Kick, but Sinister Sean Blake side-steps and Bolo Yeung only hits air. Bolo Yeung sits up. There are lots of chants for Bolo Yeung. Shirley Manson enters the ring and hits Sinister Sean Blake with the electric guitar. The crowd is really behind Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung throws Sinister Sean Blake out of the ring. Bolo Yeung goes through the ropes. Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake is handed a fire extinguisher. Sinister Sean Blake hits him with the fire extinguisher. Sinister Sean Blake further incites the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sinister Sean Blake sets up Bolo Yeung on the table. Sinister Sean Blake executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bolo Yeung knocks Sinister Sean Blake into the ringsteps. Bolo Yeung reenters the ring. Sinister Sean Blake follows him back in. Sinister Sean Blake brings the table into the ring. Sinister Sean Blake nails Bolo Yeung with a diving shoulderblock. Bolo Yeung sits up. There are lots of chants for Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake sets up Bolo Yeung on the table. Sinister Sean Blake tries to drive Bolo Yeung through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Bolo Yeung gives the sign for the Bolo Blaster. Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster on Sinister Sean Blake. There are lots of chants for Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is really behind Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung punches Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung chops Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is really behind Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung hits him with . Bolo Yeung executes a chop to the throat on Sinister Sean Blake. Sexy Susan throws Sinister Sean Blake the Mace. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung with it and goes for the pin. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung with neck-scissors. Sinister Sean Blake further incites the crowd. Sinister Sean Blake executes the Sinister Slap on Bolo Yeung. Numerous fans are using Sinister Sean Blake for target practice. Sinister Sean Blake hits him with . Sinister Sean Blake goes for a Russian legsweep, but Bolo Yeung counters it with an elbowsmash. Bolo Yeung nails Sinister Sean Blake with a clothesline. Sinister Sean Blake uses a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Bolo Yeung. Numerous fans are using Sinister Sean Blake for target practice. Bolo Yeung sits up. The crowd is going crazy. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Shirley Manson shoves him off the turnbuckle. Bolo Yeung places Sinister Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Bolo Yeung uses a top-rope choke slam on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung has the crowd going wild. Bolo Yeung goes for a flying karate chop, but Sexy Susan shoves him off the turnbuckle. Bolo Yeung has the crowd going wild. James Beard threatens Sinister Sean Blake with disqualification. Bolo Yeung sits up. Bolo Yeung has the crowd going wild. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the turnbuckle. Sinister Sean Blake charges into the corner. Shirley Manson enters the ring and hits Sinister Sean Blake with the electric guitar. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a dropkick. Bolo Yeung goes for a Samoan Drop, but Sinister Sean Blake counters it with a crucifix. Sinister Sean Blake uses a diving shoulderblock on Bolo Yeung. Numerous fans are using Sinister Sean Blake for target practice. Sinister Sean Blake tries to put Bolo Yeung in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a facebite. Bolo Yeung executes a dropkick on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung uses an enzuigiri on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung runs into the ropes. Bolo Yeung goes for a back heel kick, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake executes a front-layout suplex on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake punches Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Bolo Yeung counters it with a powerslam. The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation. Bolo Yeung hits him with . Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with a senton. Bolo Yeung hits him with . Bolo Yeung executes a flying karate chop on Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung hits him with . Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the ropes. Sinister Sean Blake hits Bolo Yeung with an elbow. Sinister Sean Blake nails Bolo Yeung with a diving shoulderblock. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Bolo Yeung sits up. The crowd erupts. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with a chop to the throat. Bolo Yeung hits a Samoan Drop on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung goes for the Cyclone Kick, but Sinister Sean Blake side-steps and Bolo Yeung only hits air. Sinister Sean Blake hits a Russian legsweep on Bolo Yeung. Numerous fans are using Sinister Sean Blake for target practice. Sinister Sean Blake throws Bolo Yeung out of the ring. Sinister Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Sinister Sean Blake gives him a monkey flip, but Bolo Yeung only stares at him. Bolo Yeung uses a series of knees on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance. The crowd is giving Bolo Yeung a standing ovation. Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails Sexy Susan. Sinister Sean Blake sets up a table. Sinister Sean Blake sets up Bolo Yeung on the table. Sinister Sean Blake executes a flying somersault splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Sinister Sean Blake is handed a keyboard. Sinister Sean Blake hits him with the keyboard. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bolo Yeung is handed the sickle. Bolo Yeung hits him with the sickle. Bolo Yeung goes for the Cyclone Kick, but Sinister Sean Blake side-steps and Bolo Yeung only hits air. Sexy Susan comes from behind and distracts Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake uses neck-scissors on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringpost. Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails Sexy Susan. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a Russian legsweep, but Bolo Yeung counters it with an elbowsmash. Bolo Yeung whips Sinister Sean Blake into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung executes a chop to the throat on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with a fist to the midsection. Shirley Manson comes from behind and distracts Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung is handed a baseball bat. Bolo Yeung hits him with the baseball bat. The crowd erupts. Bolo Yeung goes for a Samoan Drop, but Sinister Sean Blake counters it with a crucifix. Sinister Sean Blake hits neck-scissors on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake executes a Russian legsweep on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake sets up a table. Sinister Sean Blake is handed a baseball bat. Sinister Sean Blake hits him with the baseball bat. Sinister Sean Blake is being booed out of the building. Sinister Sean Blake knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringsteps. Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Bolo Yeung nails Sexy Susan. Sinister Sean Blake sets up Bolo Yeung on the table. Sinister Sean Blake executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. Sinister Sean Blake knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringsteps. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the guardrail. Sinister Sean Blake gives him a flying axhandle, but Bolo Yeung doesn't even care. Sinister Sean Blake knocks Bolo Yeung into the ringsteps. Sinister Sean Blake throws Bolo Yeung back into the ring. Sinister Sean Blake executes the Sinister Slap on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake is being booed out of the building. Sinister Sean Blake chops Bolo Yeung. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Bolo Yeung chops Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Bolo Yeung chops Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sinister Sean Blake chops Bolo Yeung. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Sinister Sean Blake uses a forearm smash on Bolo Yeung. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes. Bolo Yeung hits Sinister Sean Blake with an elbow. Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster on Sinister Sean Blake. The crowd erupts. Bolo Yeung puts Sinister Sean Blake in a bearhug. Sinister Sean Blake tries to escape the hold. Sinister Sean Blake is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sinister Sean Blake tries to escape the hold. Bolo Yeung lets go after 19 seconds. Sexy Susan enters the ring and hits Bolo Yeung with the Mace. Sinister Sean Blake goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Shirley Manson shoves him off the turnbuckle. James Beard threatens Bolo Yeung with disqualification. Bolo Yeung goes for a choke lift, but Sinister Sean Blake blocks it. Sinister Sean Blake whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes. Bolo Yeung executes a back heel kick on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung uses a kick to the head on Sinister Sean Blake. Bolo Yeung takes Sinister Sean Blake down with an enzuigiri. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Bolo Yeung tries to put Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung stuffs Sinister Sean Blake in the burial plot. Bolo Yeung closes the lid. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Bolo Yeung. Time of match: 0:29:41 LIZ: Oh man! What a match! Bolo Yeung keeps the title! RICK: Man, these Hardcore Title matches are really stealing the show lately. I don't know how these two guys went at it for that long, but they did, and Bolo was able to come out on top. He's one tough guy, but these matches have got to take their toll on you. LIZ: Sinister Sean Blake is someone who knows that well. RICK: Yeah, he held the belt for a month or something like that, but tonight wasn't his night. That's the breaks though, you win some, you lose some. LIZ: True. Let's move on to our next title match as Blackheart Paul Vega takes on Chaos. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the NEWF T.V. Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Calypso... Fighting out of Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 335 pounds... Chaos His opponent... Led to the ring by Sexy Susan... Weighing in at 245 pounds... The NEWF T.V. Champion... Blackheart Paul Vega Chaos vs Blackheart Paul Vega They lock up. Chaos uses a forearm to the back on Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos gets a chokehold on Blackheart Paul Vega. Blackheart Paul Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold. Blackheart Paul Vega is inching his way towards the ropes. Blackheart Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Chaos locks Blackheart Paul Vega in an octopus hold. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to escape the hold. Chaos lets go after 14 seconds. Chaos goes for an octopus hold, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with a hiptoss. Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a jumping DDT, but Chaos counters it with a backdrop. Chaos takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Chaos uses a flying clothesline on Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Chaos hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a backdrop driver. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes. Chaos hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a kick. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the ropes. Blackheart Paul Vega hits Chaos with a kick. Blackheart Paul Vega locks Chaos in a grapevine. Chaos is struggling to reach the ropes. Chaos is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chaos is writhing in pain. James Beard asks Chaos if he's still there. Chaos nods. James Beard asks Chaos if he's had enough. Chaos shakes his head. James Beard asks Chaos if he's had enough. Chaos shakes his head. James Beard checks Chaos's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Chaos fights his way out of the hold after 35 seconds. Chaos uses a butt-bump on Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Chaos complains about a slow count. Chaos goes for a backdrop driver, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with a facerake. Blackheart Paul Vega acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him . Blackheart Paul Vega executes a belly-to-back suplex on Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega executes a back heel kick on Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega catches Chaos in a full nelson. Chaos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm comes to ringside. Blackheart Paul Vega chops Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega is starting to get more cheers than boos. Blackheart Paul Vega chops Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him . Chaos chops Blackheart Paul Vega. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega punches Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him . Blackheart Paul Vega kicks Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him . Chaos kicks Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos punches Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos kicks Blackheart Paul Vega. Blackheart Paul Vega kicks Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Chaos into the ropes. Sexy Susan pulls down the top rope. Blackheart Paul Vega goes through the ropes. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up a table. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Chaos through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Chaos nails Blackheart Paul Vega with a moonsault bodyblock. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. Chaos knocks Blackheart Paul Vega into the ringsteps. Chaos is handed the chair. Chaos hits him with the chair. The crowd is wildly cheering Chaos with only a few scattered boos audible. Storm comes from behind and distracts Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega hits a kick to the thigh on Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Chaos through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chaos goes for the Armageddon, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with a Frankensteiner. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Chaos through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Chaos uses a headbutt on Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos knocks Blackheart Paul Vega into the ringsteps. The cheers for Chaos are drowning out the boos. Chaos goes for the Armageddon, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with a Frankensteiner. Blackheart Paul Vega is starting to get more cheers than boos. Blackheart Paul Vega is handed a baseball bat. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the baseball bat. Blackheart Paul Vega is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Blackheart Paul Vega is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega nails Chaos with a legsweep. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Chaos into the guardrail. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with a baseball bat. Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a side suplex, but Chaos blocks it. Chaos sets up Blackheart Paul Vega on the table. Chaos executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Chaos takes Blackheart Paul Vega down with a forearm to the back. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. Chaos uses a butt-bump on Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos executes the Armageddon on Blackheart Paul Vega on the concrete floor. Chaos seemingly enjoys the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega is out cold. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chaos hits a power bomb on Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Blackheart Paul Vega knocks Chaos into the ringsteps. Blackheart Paul Vega is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega is handed a baseball bat. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the baseball bat. Blackheart Paul Vega knocks Chaos into the ringsteps. Blackheart Paul Vega is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the baseball bat. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Blackheart Paul Vega. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Chaos through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chaos executes the Armageddon on Blackheart Paul Vega on the concrete floor. Chaos is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega is out cold. Chaos sets up Blackheart Paul Vega on the table. Chaos executes the Armageddon through the table. The table didn't break. Chaos seemingly enjoys the boos. Chaos goes for a Samoan Drop, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with a crucifix. Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Chaos nails Sexy Susan. Blackheart Paul Vega takes Chaos down with a legsweep. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the baseball bat. The cheers for Blackheart Paul Vega are drowning out the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. The cheers for Blackheart Paul Vega are drowning out the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the baseball bat. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Blackheart Paul Vega. Blackheart Paul Vega takes a swing at Chaos with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Chaos snatches the baseball bat from him. Chaos takes a swing at Blackheart Paul Vega with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Blackheart Paul Vega snatches the baseball bat from him. Blackheart Paul Vega takes a swing at Chaos with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Chaos snatches the baseball bat from him. Chaos hits him with the baseball bat. They're brawling inside the ring area. Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Chaos counters it with an elbowsmash. Chaos sets up Blackheart Paul Vega on the table. Chaos tries to drive Blackheart Paul Vega through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. The cheers for Blackheart Paul Vega are drowning out the boos. Blackheart Paul Vega hits Chaos with a lariat. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with a baseball bat. Chaos sets up Blackheart Paul Vega on the table. Chaos tries to drive Blackheart Paul Vega through the table with a power bomb, but he blocks it. Blackheart Paul Vega knocks Chaos into the ringsteps. Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Chaos nails Sexy Susan. Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a lariat, but Chaos ducks out of the way. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. Chaos hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a belly-to-back suplex. Chaos knocks Blackheart Paul Vega into the ringsteps. Chaos is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Chaos hits Blackheart Paul Vega with a Samoan Drop. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. Chaos uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Blackheart Paul Vega. Chaos knocks Blackheart Paul Vega into the ringsteps. Chaos seemingly enjoys the boos. Sexy Susan comes from behind, but Chaos nails Sexy Susan. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Chaos through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Chaos goes for a backdrop driver, but Blackheart Paul Vega flips over. Blackheart Paul Vega is handed a keyboard. Blackheart Paul Vega hits him with the keyboard. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chaos grabs the keyboard from him. Chaos goes for a front-layout suplex, but Blackheart Paul Vega counters it with a vertical suplex. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Chaos into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Blackheart Paul Vega whips Chaos into the guardrail. Blackheart Paul Vega grabs a chair. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up the chair. Blackheart Paul Vega uses a belly-to-back suplex onto the chair on Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega hits a savate kick on Chaos. Chaos whips Blackheart Paul Vega into the guardrail. Chaos throws Blackheart Paul Vega back into the ring. Chaos brings the table into the ring. Chaos gives the sign for the Armageddon. Chaos executes the Armageddon on Blackheart Paul Vega. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Chaos sets up Blackheart Paul Vega on the table. Chaos tries to armageddon Blackheart Paul Vega through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. The boos are resurfacing again. Blackheart Paul Vega punches Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega hits Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. Blackheart Paul Vega executes the Blackheart Punch on Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Blackheart Paul Vega goes for a short lariat, but Chaos blocks it. Chaos sets up Blackheart Paul Vega on the table. Chaos executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Chaos. Chaos hits Blackheart Paul Vega. The cheers for Chaos are drowning out the boos. Chaos kicks Blackheart Paul Vega. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Chaos. Chaos punches Blackheart Paul Vega. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega punches Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. Blackheart Paul Vega chops Chaos. Chaos kicks Blackheart Paul Vega. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Chaos. Blackheart Paul Vega kicks Chaos. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Chaos punches Blackheart Paul Vega. Blackheart Paul Vega punches Chaos. The crowd is wildly cheering Blackheart Paul Vega with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackheart Paul Vega sets up Chaos on the table. Blackheart Paul Vega tries to drive Chaos through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Storm throws Blackheart Paul Vega a frying pan. Blackheart Paul Vega hits Chaos with it and goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The cheers for Blackheart Paul Vega are drowning out the boos. The winner is Blackheart Paul Vega. Time of match: 0:14:50 LIZ: What the heck was that!?! Storm gets the assist and Vega keeps the belt! RICK: That is so bizarre! Has Storm gone insane!?! First he wastes Speed, and then he helps Vega keep the T.V. Title! Vega and Chaos were having a great match, and then Storm comes from no where to toss Vega the frying pan. LIZ: And man did Vega clock him with it. RICK: You're not kidding! Look at the dent in that thing. Both men exchanged their finishers in this one, but in the end, it was the cookware that won the match. Maybe it should get the belt. LIZ: I don't think inanimate objects can hold titles. RICK: What are you talking about? Didn't Genesis hold one a while back? LIZ: ..... oh man. That was cold. I can't believe you said that. RICK: Oh I'm just kidding. Genesis is a great wrestler and he knows I like him. LIZ: Let's just move on to our next match as Most Holy defends the Cruiserweight Belt against Silkk the Shocker. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe... Fighting out of Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy His opponent... Led to the ring by Master P... Fighting out of New Orleans... Weighing in at 230 pounds... Silkk the Shocker Most Holy vs Silkk the Shocker They lock up. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker with a spinebuster slam. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk the Shocker sits up. A small "Silkk the Shocker" chant is being started. Silkk the Shocker runs into the ropes. Most Holy goes for a jumping DDT, but Silkk the Shocker counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk the Shocker nails Most Holy with a diving elbow smash. Silkk the Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Silkk the Shocker hits a moonsault bodyblock on Most Holy. James Beard counts: One, shoulder up. Most Holy begs off. Silkk the Shocker hits a kick to the midsection on Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker hits Most Holy with a kick to the midsection. Silkk the Shocker goes for a German suplex, but Most Holy counters it with an elbowsmash. Most Holy chops Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker hits Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker hits Most Holy. The crowd is cheering on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy punches Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy punches Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker chops Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Silkk the Shocker hits a kick to the midsection on Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker takes Most Holy down with a fist to the midsection. Silkk the Shocker nails Most Holy with a moonsault bodyblock. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk the Shocker takes Most Holy down with a flying bodypress. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk the Shocker takes Most Holy down with a dropkick. Silkk the Shocker is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Silkk the Shocker goes for a German suplex, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the ropes. Silkk the Shocker hits Most Holy with a kick. Silkk the Shocker uses an elbowsmash on Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker uses a kick to the thigh on Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker hits Most Holy with a diving shoulderblock. The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker yells "Raise the roof!". The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker hits Most Holy with a flying spinning leg lariat. There are lots of chants for Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker executes a flying dropkick on Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker throws Most Holy out of the ring. Silkk the Shocker goes through the ropes. Silkk the Shocker uses neck-scissors on Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker knocks Most Holy into the ringpost. Silkk the Shocker is handed a keyboard. Silkk the Shocker hits him with the keyboard. The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker hits him with a keyboard. Silkk the Shocker executes the Super Shock Charge on Most Holy on the concrete floor. There are lots of chants for Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker goes for a kick to the midsection, but Most Holy counters it with a dragon screw. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Silkk the Shocker counters it with a sunset flip. Silkk the Shocker sets up a table. LIZ: Eh? What the heck is this!?! (Dan Sexton and Max Wagner race to the ring, Dan slides in while Max stops long enough to smile at Liz. Silkk grabs Most Holy and throws him over the top rope, then manages to duck Dan's clothesline. Silkk kicks Dan in the stomach and catches him with a DDT, Silkk does a leg drop to the back of Dan's head, as he stands up he turns around in time to see Max leaping off the top rope and catches Silkk with a flying clothesline. Most Holy climbs back in the ring with a chair while Dan slowly gets to his feet. Max stands Silkk back up and Most Holy puts him back down with shot to his face with the chair, Silkk is busted wide open. Most Holy lays the chair flat on the mat, picks Silkk up, whips him into the ropes and rams the back of his head into the chair with the Holy Roller. Max starts to climb to the top rope but Dan stops him, Max gets down and Dan climbs to the rope, carefully balancing his huge form on the top. He motions for Most Holy and Max to hand Silkk to him, Most Holy raises Silkk into a suplex position and backs into the corner, Dan takes Silkk by the waist and waits for Most Holy to move out of the way. Dan spins Silkk around, so that he is belly to belly, puts Silkk's head between his knees and jumps off the top rope, he drives Silkk's entire body into the mat with a tombstone piledriver. Max and Most Holy are almost knocked off their feet from the incredible, bone crushing impact, the crowd rises to it's feet and starts applauding. Dan slowly gets to his feet, holding on to both knees, Max helps him out of the ring and up the ramp. Most Holy rolls out and grabs the microphone and climbs back into the ring, he walks over to Silkk's bloody, unconsious, twitching form. Most Holy: THIS is what happens when people try to play as rough as Most Holy. If you can't pay the price, don't play the game. Let all the other Cruiserweights take notice...DON'T PISS OFF THE MAN WHO IS BIGGER THAN THE POPE. Most Holy tosses the mic out of the ring, the crowd starts the chant.... 'L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-OS...L-O-S...') LIZ: Oh man! Mostest just wasted Silkk and he is out! RICK: You're not kidding! I don't think he's moving! LIZ: Someone should stop the match... hang on. I think Silkk is trying to move, but he's not making much progress. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the guardrail. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker with a DDT. Most Holy knocks Silkk the Shocker into the ringsteps. Most Holy catches Silkk the Shocker totally by surprise. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Silkk the Shocker counters it with a facerake. Silkk the Shocker sets up Most Holy on the table. Silkk the Shocker executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker nails Most Holy with a leg lariat. Master P comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Master P. Silkk the Shocker is handed a keyboard. Silkk the Shocker hits him with the keyboard. The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker knocks Most Holy into the ringpost. Silkk the Shocker sets up Most Holy on the table. Silkk the Shocker executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Silkk the Shocker takes Most Holy down with a diving elbow smash. Silkk the Shocker sets up Most Holy on the table. Silkk the Shocker executes a flying bodypress through the table. The table didn't break. Silkk the Shocker throws Most Holy back into the ring. Silkk the Shocker nails Most Holy with a diving elbow smash. There are lots of chants for Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker yells "Raise the roof!". There are lots of chants for Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker goes for a neck snap, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker with a flying clothesline. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Silkk the Shocker hits Most Holy with a kick. Silkk the Shocker is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Silkk the Shocker goes for a kick to the midsection, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker chops Most Holy. The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy chops Silkk the Shocker. There are lots of chants for Most Holy. Most Holy chops Silkk the Shocker. The crowd is really behind Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker punches Most Holy. The crowd is really behind Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy punches Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy chops Silkk the Shocker. The crowd is really behind Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker kicks Most Holy. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the ropes. Most Holy takes Silkk the Shocker down with a clothesline. Most Holy takes Silkk the Shocker down with a belly-to-back suplex. Silkk the Shocker sits up. There are lots of chants for Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Master P trips Most Holy. Most Holy uses a kick to the midsection on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy punches Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker chops Most Holy. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy punches Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Most Holy throws Silkk the Shocker out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker with a flying clothesline. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the guardrail. Most Holy hits a kick to the head on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy sets up Silkk the Shocker on the table. Most Holy executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the guardrail. Most Holy hits a clothesline on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy knocks Silkk the Shocker into the ringpost. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the guardrail. Most Holy goes for a powerslam, but Silkk the Shocker counters it with a lariat. Silkk the Shocker executes the Super Shock Charge on Most Holy on the concrete floor. The crowd is going crazy. Most Holy is out cold. Silkk the Shocker whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Silkk the Shocker uses a kick to the thigh on Most Holy. Silkk the Shocker nails Most Holy with neck-scissors. Silkk the Shocker knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Silkk the Shocker goes for a diving elbow smash, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Zoe comes from behind and distracts Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy knocks Silkk the Shocker into the ringpost. Most Holy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Most Holy goes for a flying clothesline, but Silkk the Shocker ducks out of the way. Silkk the Shocker goes for a football tackle, but Most Holy side-steps and Silkk the Shocker only hits air. Most Holy knocks Silkk the Shocker into the ringpost. Most Holy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Most Holy is handed a road sign. Most Holy hits him with the road sign. The crowd is cheering on Most Holy. Most Holy throws Silkk the Shocker back into the ring. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Most Holy goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Most Holy throws Silkk the Shocker out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy executes a reverse neckbreaker on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy sets up Silkk the Shocker on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Silkk the Shocker through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Silkk the Shocker sets up Most Holy on the table. Silkk the Shocker tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a flying bodypress, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. The crowd is cheering on Most Holy. Most Holy whips Silkk the Shocker into the guardrail. Most Holy hits an enzuigiri on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy hits Silkk the Shocker with a reverse neckbreaker. Most Holy is handed a road sign. Most Holy takes a swing at Silkk the Shocker with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Silkk the Shocker snatches the road sign from him. Silkk the Shocker hits him with the road sign. Silkk the Shocker throws Most Holy back into the ring. Silkk the Shocker brings the the road sign into the ring. Most Holy hits him with the road sign. The crowd is cheering on Most Holy. Most Holy gets a chokehold on Silkk the Shocker. Silkk the Shocker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Most Holy hits him with a road sign. Most Holy executes a forearm to the back on Silkk the Shocker. Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Silkk the Shocker ducks out of the way. [A clap of thunder is heard as the lights go out. As the lights come back up, it becomes obvious that the Royal Security Force has secured the ringside area. Most Holy is inside the ring, just now noticing that none of his entourage is inside the RSF blockade. Most Holy backs up toward the center of the ring, not seeing King James perched on one of the turnbuckles behind him and clearly not knowing what to think.] LIZ: The Mostest is in trouble. King James is prepared for one of his most infamous moves. [Most Holy turns toward the King's turnbuckle and King James leaps toward him, brandishing his stainless steel scepter. The scepter connects with Most Holy's head, knocking him for a loop.] LIZ: Uh oh. King James isn't messing around. If he wants to get revenge on Most Holy, he's going to go for a submission move. [King James grabs Most Holy's legs and locks them up in "deathlock" fashion with his own legs, then bridges back to pull Most Holy's chin back with one hand. King James uses his free hand to push himself onto his stomach, then clasps that hand with his other under Most Holy's chin.] RICK: That's not just any submission move! That's his signature move, the Royal Rack! [Most Holy tries to find some way to fight his way out of the hold, but with his legs neutralized, he finds it too difficult. Suffering from both the hold and the lingering pain from the shot to the head, Most Holy passes out in the hold. Realizing that Most Holy is out, King James releases him and takes the microphone.] KING JAMES: Most Blasphemous, you wonder why I would treat you like you were nothing? There is a simple explanation: in spite of your delusions to the contrary, you ARE nothing. You disgrace the cruiserweight division every day you hold its top title. If you think you can prove me wrong, sign a contract to face me in the ring. You won't get a shot in on me any other way. [King James throws the microphone down, intentionally hitting Most Holy with it, and walks out of the ring, with the RSF escorting him to the back.] Silkk the Shocker gives the sign for the Super Shock Charge. Silkk the Shocker executes the Super Shock Charge on Most Holy. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Silkk the Shocker has the crowd going wild. The winner is Silkk the Shocker. Time of match: 0:12:01 LIZ: We have a NEW cruiserweight Champ! Silkk the Shocker holds the belt, but there is some controversy in this one! RICK: Man oh man, did King James do a number on Mostest! The CoP I'm sure thought this one was wrapped up, but somehow Silkk fought long enough to get the win. What a match, but it was filled with interference! LIZ: King James certainly knows how to make a point. I wonder if this is all we'll see from them. RICK: That I don't know, but we only have one match to go. And I know that both Alex Star and the Showstopper are involved, so anything can happen. I just hope that the LoTR are ready for the retalliation they'll get from this. LIZ: That's what they have the RSF for I'm sure. It's going to take a FRIGGIN' TANK to get through those guys! RICK: You're not kidding. That or Brolly. KAKAROTTO!!!! LIZ: Heh. Well let's move on to our main event of the night as the Hardcore Pretty Boys defend the NEWF World Tag Team Titles against two time champs, the Total Knock Outs. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the NEWF World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Alex Star and 'Cameraman" Corey Johnson... At a total combined weight of 711 pounds... The NEWF World Tag Team Champions... The Hardcore Pretty Boys Their opponents... Led to the ring by Ahmed... At a total combined weight of 565 pounds... Total Knock Outs Alex Star vs The Showstopper They lock up. Alex Star puts The Showstopper in the Oriental Spike. The Showstopper is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Showstopper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Alex Star hits a backdrop driver on The Showstopper. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star stands on his opponent and poses. The crowd is cheering on Alex Star. Alex Star hits The Showstopper with a dragon suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Alex Star nails The Showstopper with a flying legdrop. James Beard counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Alex Star uses a rolling kick on The Showstopper. Alex Star catches The Showstopper totally by surprise. The crowd is cheering on Alex Star. Alex Star executes the Shooting Star Senton on The Showstopper. James Beard counts: One, two, Ahmed puts The Showstopper's foot on the rope. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alex Star and "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whip The Showstopper into the ropes. They hit The Showstopper with a double elbowsmash. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos leaves the ring. Alex Star gets the Oriental Spike on The Showstopper. The Showstopper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Alex Star goes for a moonsault, but The Showstopper rolls out of the way. The Showstopper nails Alex Star with a spinebuster slam. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. The Showstopper nails Alex Star with a bodyslam. The Showstopper hits Alex Star with a bodyslam. The Showstopper uses a short clothesline on Alex Star. The Showstopper is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The Showstopper hits Alex Star with a snap suplex. The Showstopper is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The Showstopper goes for a bodyslam, but Alex Star counters it with an elbowsmash. Alex Star takes The Showstopper down with an avalanche. Alex Star has the crowd going wild. Ahmed enters the ring and hits Alex Star with the Brass Knuckles. Alex Star is out cold. The Showstopper nails Alex Star with a bodyslam. The Showstopper is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Alex Star tags out to "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. Alex Star takes The Showstopper down with a Hotshot. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a flying senton, but The Showstopper rolls out of the way. Alex Star leaves the ring. The Showstopper executes a spinning elbowdrop on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos sits up. The crowd is really behind "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the turnbuckle. The Showstopper runs shoulder-first into the corner. The Showstopper whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the turnbuckle , but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos reverses it. The Showstopper comes back and rocks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a kick to the midsection. The Showstopper goes for a chokehold, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos counters it with a facerake. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos uses a backdrop driver on The Showstopper. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for an avalanche, but The Showstopper counters it with a kick to the head. A fan at ringside badmouths The Showstopper. The Showstopper goes for a facerake, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos blocks it. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for the Oriental Spike, but The Showstopper blocks it. The Showstopper whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the turnbuckle. The Showstopper charges into the corner, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos lifts his leg. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos uses a double-axhandle chop on The Showstopper . "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos kicks The Showstopper. The Showstopper punches "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The Showstopper hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper further incites the crowd. The Showstopper chops "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Rainmaker enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper and Rainmaker whip "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ropes. The Showstopper and Rainmaker hit "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a double bulldog headlock. Alex Star enters the ring and lays out Rainmaker. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Alex Star whip The Showstopper into the ropes. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Alex Star hit The Showstopper with a double rolling kick. Alex Star leaves the ring. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos places The Showstopper on the turnbuckle. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits The Showstopper with a belly-to-belly superplex. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits the ChokeBomb on The Showstopper. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos throws The Showstopper out of the ring. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Alex Star hit The Showstopper with a double low blow. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for a backdrop driver, but The Showstopper counters it with a facerake. The Showstopper knocks "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the ringpost. Rainmaker comes over to make it two-on-one. Rainmaker hits a lariat on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper goes for a rolling reverse cradle, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos ducks out of the way. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos is handed the ring bell. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits him with the ring bell. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos uses a low blow on The Showstopper. Ahmed comes from behind and distracts "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper whips "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos into the guardrail. The Showstopper uses a bulldog headlock on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. Rainmaker comes over to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper and Rainmaker hit "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a double DDT. Rainmaker goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos ducks out of the way. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star goes for a short lariat, but The Showstopper ducks out of the way. The Showstopper takes "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos down with a DDT. Rainmaker comes over to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper and Rainmaker hit "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos with a double bulldog headlock. The Showstopper hits a bulldog headlock on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper sets up a table. The Showstopper goes for a bulldog headlock, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos throws him off. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos whips The Showstopper into the guardrail. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits The Showstopper with a belly-to-belly suplex. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos throws The Showstopper back into the ring. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on The Showstopper. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, Rainmaker makes the save. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hits The Showstopper with a diving elbow smash . The chants for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos are deafening. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos tags out to Alex Star. Alex Star goes for a double chickenwing submission, but The Showstopper blocks it. The Showstopper executes a gutwrench suplex on Alex Star. James Beard counts: One, kickout. The Showstopper whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star executes a short lariat on The Showstopper. James Beard counts: One, two, Ahmed distracts James Beard. James Beard is back on the job. Alex Star stands on his opponent and poses. Alex Star has the crowd going wild. Alex Star nails The Showstopper with a flying bodypress. James Beard counts: One, two, Ahmed puts The Showstopper's foot on the rope. Alex Star gets a double chickenwing submission on The Showstopper. The Showstopper is inching his way towards the ropes. The Showstopper is writhing in pain. James Beard asks The Showstopper if he's still there. The Showstopper nods. James Beard asks The Showstopper if he should stop the fight. The Showstopper shakes his head. James Beard checks The Showstopper's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! The Showstopper fights his way out of the hold after 21 seconds. The Showstopper tags out to Rainmaker. Rainmaker throws Alex Star out of the ring. Rainmaker goes through the ropes. The Showstopper comes over to make it two-on-one. Rainmaker and The Showstopper hit Alex Star with a double DDT. Rainmaker whips Alex Star into the guardrail. The Showstopper comes over to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper executes a bulldog headlock on Alex Star. Rainmaker hits Alex Star with a flying lariat. The Showstopper uses a short clothesline on Alex Star. Rainmaker goes for a cobra clutch, but Alex Star blocks it. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper comes over and lays out "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. Rainmaker and The Showstopper hit Alex Star with a double enzuilariato. Rainmaker sets up Alex Star on the table. Rainmaker executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. A fan at ringside badmouths Rainmaker. Rainmaker whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Rainmaker nails Alex Star with a snap suplex. The Showstopper comes over to make it two-on-one. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes over and lays out The Showstopper. Alex Star and "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hit Rainmaker with a double rolling kick. Alex Star executes a short lariat on Rainmaker. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper comes over and lays out "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. A fan at ringside badmouths The Showstopper. Rainmaker and The Showstopper hit Alex Star with a double snap suplex. Rainmaker whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Rainmaker is handed brass knuckles. Rainmaker takes a swing at Alex Star with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Alex Star snatches the knuckles from him. Alex Star hits him with the knuckles. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star whips Rainmaker into the guardrail. Alex Star uses a flying legdrop on Rainmaker. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star and "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hit Rainmaker with a double backdrop driver. Alex Star sets up Rainmaker on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Rainmaker through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Rainmaker is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The Showstopper comes over to make it two-on-one. Rainmaker and The Showstopper hit Alex Star with a double snap suplex. Rainmaker uses a Samoan Drop on Alex Star. The Showstopper comes over to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper takes Alex Star down with a short clothesline. Rainmaker executes a crotch slam on Alex Star. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes over and lays out The Showstopper. Alex Star whips Rainmaker into the guardrail. Alex Star whips Rainmaker into the guardrail. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one. The Showstopper comes over, but gets cut off. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos nails Rainmaker with a rolling kick. Alex Star gets a double chickenwing submission on Rainmaker. The Showstopper gets back up and lays out "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The Showstopper executes a short clothesline on Alex Star. Rainmaker goes for a crotch slam, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star sets up Rainmaker on the table. Alex Star executes a springboard legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. The chants for Alex Star are deafening. Alex Star hits a dragon suplex on Rainmaker. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star and "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos hit Rainmaker with a double backdrop driver. Alex Star throws Rainmaker back into the ring. Alex Star tags out to "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Alex Star whip Rainmaker into the ropes. They hit Rainmaker with a double kick to the midsection. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Alex Star hit Rainmaker with a double bulldog headlock. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Alex Star hit Rainmaker with a double rolling kick. Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Rainmaker ducks out of the way. Alex Star hits "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. A fan at ringside badmouths Rainmaker. Rainmaker executes a flying legdrop on "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star leaves the ring. Rainmaker goes for a lariat, but "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos counters it with a hiptoss. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Rainmaker. The crowd is giving "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos a standing ovation. "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The crowd is on its feet cheering for "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos. The winners are The Hardcore Pretty Boys. Time of match: 0:12:43. LIZ: And the Hardcore PRetty Boys keep the belts in a tremendous match. RICK: Those two teams really put on a great show, but in the end, the attacks on Showstopper were too much to overcome. Give credit to TKO, because they gave a great fight for their condition, but it wasn't enough to beat the HCPB. LIZ: Well... [A clap of thunder is heard as the lights go out. After a long pause, the lights return to their previous level. As they come up, it becomes clear that the Royal Security Force has encircled the ring. Upon further inspection, you notice that TKO is nowhere around, that "Cameraman" Corey Johnson is now outside the RSF line, and that Thor Maelstrom has Joaquin Campos up in a military press position outside the ring.] LIZ: Are we still on? RICK: Maelstrom has Campos up ... and I think we know what he's thinking. [Maelstrom drops Campos throat-first across the guardrail. At the same time, Adonis Mercury hits the Quicksilver on Alex Star on the floor. Mercury rolls Star into the ring, where Matt Cascade is waving handcuffs in the air. Maelstrom powerslams Campos off the ring steps onto the floor, while Mercury and Cascade handcuff Star at the wrist and ankles, tying him down to one corner of the ring.] LIZ: Uh oh. I don't like the looks of this. RICK: Star's in trouble ... and I don't know that anyone can get through to save him. [Outside the ring, Tim Tempest locks the Power Outage on Campos.] LIZ: Tempest is using those powerful legs for a figure-four sleeper on Campos! If he isn't already out, he soon will be! [Inside the ring, Mercury grabs the microphone.] ADONIS MERCURY: "Star, as I said earlier tonight, you're going to get paid back TENFOLD for what happened at Armageddon." [King James hands the original WHCW World Title belt to Mercury. Mercury holds the belt over his head, then moves to the corner opposite Star.] LIZ: Did I say Star was in trouble? Forget that. He's screwed. [Mercury holds up one finger, then runs across the ring and leaps to avalanche Star in the corner. As Mercury closes in, he holds the belt out at arms' length so that it cracks Star in the head. Mercury backs up into the corner across the ring and holds up two fingers as King James takes the microphone and begins to speak.] KING JAMES: "This will serve as a lesson to everyone. First, people see the intrinsic dangers of angering the Lords. You do so at your own extreme peril. Second, you may realize that cold and calculated revenge is almost always the most dangerous type. Notice that this type of vengeance is our specialty." [In the background, Mercury hits Star for the fourth time. Star is clearly unconscious by this time and would be incapable of standing in that position if not for the handcuffs. Tempest, who has since released the unconscious Campos, takes the microphone.] TIM TEMPEST: "Look at that! The medical staff is out there. You'll have to wait a while, guys. Star isn't quite ready for you yet." [The camera cuts away to Mercury drilling Star for the sixth time. By this time, Star's arms have to be held to keep him from slumping too far forward. Several members of the New Doom Patrol attempt to run the RSF blockade, but are held back with relative ease due to the sheer numbers they're up against. Thor Maelstrom takes the microphone, allowing King James to speak first.] KING JAMES: "Since they're out there, we might as well address the NDP and anyone else who chooses to oppose the Lords. You will all find out what everyone else has found out when they faced us over long periods of time. You will find out that there is only ONE way to put the Lords in their place. Thor, you know how it goes. How can they put us in our place?" THOR MAELSTROM: "They want to put us in our place? They'd better hand over the belts NOW!" KING JAMES: "Exactly. Naturally, you will all be too stubborn to do that, so will have to WIN them ... and win them we shall." [Behind King James and Maelstrom, Mercury motions that this will be the tenth pass and the belt connects with Star's head once more. Mercury, Tempest, and Cascade join the King and Maelstrom in the center of the ring and Mercury takes the mic.] MERCURY: "Some of these guys are definitely going to want revenge after what we've done tonight." MATT CASCADE: "If they do, we've got four words for them ..." CASCADE, MAELSTROM, MERCURY, and TEMPEST: "SIGN THE D**N MATCH!" [In the background, one of the members of the RSF uncuffs Star and rolls him out of the ring. The medical staff is slowly allowed through the line, with each medic being checked to make sure they are who they say they are. Commissioner Leach appears at the entryway as the final medic gets through.] KING JAMES: "If the commissioner wants to come in, let him. Keep everyone else out." [Campos and Star are slowly loaded onto gurneys. At the same time, the commissioner is allowed into the ringside area.] COMMISSIONER: "I cannot stand by and allow ..." KING JAMES: "Need I remind you how little choice you have in what you allow where we are concerned? Both you and Kid Nitro signed that contract and you were both advised to read what you were signing. You should know that you have no real means to keep us from doing anything that will deter us from following through with our plans for the NEWF." COMMISSIONER: "Even so, you simply MUST cut down the number of security officers you bring with you." KING JAMES: "I am not an unreasonable man, Mr. Leach. I will agree to cut the Force back to 50 men in the building for most NEWF events. I will retain considerable numbers of officers in the parking lot at each event in case of emergency situations. This is as low as I am willing to go, so, as they say, take it or leave it." COMMISSIONER: "Down to 50? That would be acceptable." [King James shakes the commissioner's hand, then turns around.] KING JAMES: "Just one more thing ..." [With that, King James hits a back kick to the commissioner's midsection, then applies a neck vise over his shoulder.] LIZ: If he's going to do what I think he is, we're going to need the medics out here again! [From this position, King James drops the commissioner with a Stunner-type move.] RICK: Jesus Herman Christ! He's not moving!" [King James appears angrier than ANYONE has ever seen him before.] KING JAMES: "NO ONE dictates to the Lords -- and I mean NO ONE. As you just found out, the penalty for such an attempt is ... CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!" [Cascade begins laughing maniacally, then composes himself long enough to speak.] CASCADE: "Hey, you guys in the front office, we've got THREE words for YOU ..." KING JAMES: "Checkmate ... YOU LOSE." RICK: It certainly appears that way ... LIZ: Ladies and gentlemen, we are out of time for tonight! We'll update you on the conditions of everyone involved on Wednesday! Good night everyone! (Shows Commishioner Clayton being wheeled out by the medics as the camera fades to black.)