x x x Have you ever sat under a tree with a hat covering your eyes from the glaring heat of the sun? Oh by the way, you were also eating like a slob, rampaging through a bunch of food until you felt your stomach aching. So you rushed to the loo and suddenly a thought struck you: Accccck, what if I didn't have a butt at all???? x Imagine life without your precious butt: x you have to tie your undies around your waste to keep it in place there'd be nothing more exciting to scratch during your lunchbreak there'd be nothing more interesting to wiggle the sight of a nekkid person's back might repulse you you'd refer to your mother-in-law as "pain in the armpits" the chair would have never been invented you might fart through your mouth don't ask me about pooping (that's way too disgusting already) x See how important the butt is...that's why we're paying tribute to it! x x Send your feedback to:lunarium@MailAndNews.com