You are a perfect friend who never complains in times when I'm being mean. You never say a word even if i sit on you for hours. And even if i already deformed you quite a bit, you were still there to catch me, to cushion my fall, even to take all the shits after stuffing myself for days. 

I love you. Not because of how you look like but because of how you react to my cruelty. There had been many times that I failed to clean you up but still no harsh words from you. You just fart in your corner. How cute. And though you're sometimes being  slapped in moments of passion, you just blush in silence but still never say a word. 

You have been the greatest friend anyone could ever
have. I have never known love and devotion so true,
so pure, though smelly.

My life would be a misery without you, my Cute Butt.