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   This is probably the most serious portion in this website. We all deserve the Pain-in-the-Butt award some of the time. But some people deserve it more than others do.
   Let your good judgement out for you will be the one to decide who deserves the PitB award.
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Dear buttLER,

  I wish to give the grand PITB award to noTech Byte (not Perfect Byte, it's a diff shop) computer shop in Virra Mall, Greenhills.
  Let me tell you why...

  Two years ago, I bought a computer from noTech Byte. I thought I made the right choice because my computing went well for a few months...until when I decided to connect to the internet. I went to Virra Mall, bought a modem, rushed home, fumbled with the computer ports, turned my PC on...only to find out that my computer couldn't detect the modem! I tried every possible means of finding out where the problem lies. 
  After a couple of weeks, I decided to call the shop where I bought my modem and told them about the annoying problem. They advised me to bring my computer and the modem to their shop. So I did just that. After fiddling with my CPU and testing the modem for about half an hour, they told me that the modem was in good condition and it's working quite well. So it's the port that didn't work at all! So I brought my CPU to the nearby shop where I bought my computer. I was told to come back next week because they had to change the motherboard. (That means the communication port 2 wasn't working at all) When i went back there, they said that they still had to wait for the stocks.(!) 
  After weeks of waiting, i finally got my computer back. From then on, my computing was never quite the same again. Sure i was able to connect to the internet...but not for long because my PC would just suddenly stop working and everything was just frozen -- the keyboard, the mouse, the CPU. There'd be no way out other than to reboot it. It would just hang, stop or reboot by itself. After almost a month, I decided I can't live like that anymore. So there, I found myself bringing the CPU back again to noTech Byte. Only to be told that, they had no more stocks of Pentium 166. So i was forced to shell out more than four thousand bucks to upgrade it to Pentium 200. That was more than a year ago. And today I still can't use my computer normally. Worse, the warranty has already expired. It's pretty tiring to go back and forth and back again all the way to Greenhills from our place.
  So why do I think noTech Byte deserves the Pain-in-the-Butt
award? Because of their service! They make you feel that you're bothering them with the problem that they had given you. They would make you wait for so long to get your computer back only to find out that it's not quite fixed yet. And when you go there,
chances are you'd find other customers also complaining about the computers that were sold to them. And they always have the same answer to your problem: no more stocks.
  Tips to those planning to buy a PC: ask for the motherboard manual, check that every port works. It would also be good to ask for feedbacks from former customers of the shop where you're gonna buy your PC.

  Whining, 
  duped customer
  (posted on Sept. 9, 1999)
Hello buttLER

  I was riding in a jeepney one day when two of the other passengers started to have a loud conversation. One of them was raving about his grandma's panty being already stinky and dirty while his companion was giggling to his story. The boy was talking in a loud voice as if he was so proud to let everyone know about his disrespectful manner. Even didn't seem to notice the disgusted looks of his fellow passengers.
  I believe this boy deserves the PitB award.

  Disgusted passenger
  (posted on Sept. 10, 1999)
  ...diyaskeng diarrhea ire...
  lolo igme
  (posted on Oct. 4, 1999)
  Para sa 'yo 'to Boy Uno! Hindi ko akalaing sasamantalahin mo ang kalasingan ko kagabi. *hikbi* Ano'ng klase kang tao??!!!! Hu hu hu. Yinurakan mo ang puri ko! Ngayon hirap na hirap akong umupo...ang sakit ng...ano ko...
  Boy Dos
  (posted on Oct. 5, 1999)

 

If you have people in mind who deserve the PitB award, please send email to lunarium@MailAndNews.com with subject: Pitb award.

 
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