TOP TEN REASONS WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX!

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  1. It's legal to play hockey professionally!
  2. The puck is always hard!
  3. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
  4. It lasts a full hour!
  5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
  6. Your parents cheer when you score.
  7. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
  8. Periods last only 20 minutes.
  9. You can count on it at least twice a week.
  10. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

Last Update: February 21, 1999