On behalf of my fellow afflicted
I confess to this site I'm addicted
I ought to be working
But cannot stop shirking
And I'll stay whilst it's not interdicted

I'm off now for my weekend rest
I'd love to say I'm full of zest
but I'm really quite knackered
completely cream crackered
12 hours in bed will be best

byeee

Some people might think that I'm cranky
Logging on here with bobbins and tankie
But don't think me a jerk
'Cos it's better than work
And one day I might get to meet Spanky!

Oh we are all often on 40%
perhaps we should all pay rent
we come and we go
we fight friend and foe
I may give it up for Lent.

"(but it's cloudy)" said young mr beria
"the climate is really inferior
"In fact it's so shite
I'm booking a flight
to the desert in sunny Nigeria"

(but its cloudy)

and I replied to my good friend rolles,
I said "rolles, have you scored many goals?"
he said "one or two"
I said "thats quite a few"
he said "yeah, but you should see me at bowls"

(but it's cloudy)

I said to my dear old pal Markie
The weather outside is quite parky
he said "that's not right"
"It's sunny and bright"
I said "Shut it and stop being sarkey"

just ,making sure this dont get lost

"A limericks gonna come and wipe all these dirty dirty streets clean!"

off to watch ruggerbuggers; later

it is scary, and reminds me of my trials and tribulations as a NYC cabbie during the mid seventies

very good and very polite

that was me, it was urgent

Did someone suggest phoning me there? Why not just wait until I arrive?

this thread MUST not DIE!!!

yep

you lafin at me?

Cool thread.

HAHAHA!

no, im scared to fukk too

those poems are scary

the thought of bobbins crashing about in the office at 4am pissed as fart, writing poems on PC

is it just me, or is this quite scary?

I ad 10 hours sleep last night. That makes me king-wimp.

Class A!

sleep is for wimps

excellent stuff, bobbins.

*****

go to bed

I know - I couldn't believe it myself - no tie - how fekin crazy is that eh?

Get it on

Phone Simon T

Do not let this thread get lost

This has to be put on "Best of 40%".

It could only be bobbins

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hehehehehe

this can't be true.

can it?

no tie - doh! hehehehe

see you later today. i'm off too.

good luck.

hehehehehe - pardon moi - just a tad slow this fine morning. and on that note I'm off to tidy myself up. back in 20 minutes (or I'm asleep in the shower)

where does one get a tie at 6:13am?

just the answer to this. (bangkok) boom tish

eh? the worlds yer oyster

bangkok i should think would be your best bet.

I drove all night....

is it coz she daren't risk one of us falling madly in love her?

the kind that has you making ten hour road trips on a whim through waves of rain?

where does one get a tie at 6:13am? discuss

agreed

lame-o.

nope

is tg into it?

yeah.. good point. ( and much cheaper)

yep - october. might be a bit of a behave seriously session for me though - unless jr and/or tg are up for it maybe we should wait till you are in UK?

of october?

i'll try my damndest. miami flights are pretty cheap (it's about an 18 hour drive.. expletive that shit). plus my girlfriend has a site down there maybe i can convince her to check on it and bring me along for the ride.

although we leave for the UK on the 19th.

tix confirmed for chelsea v arse by the way. we'll have to hook up before or after.

yep - land wed 13th - 14th pants and DVD's 15th-16th serious pay me conference - afternoon bollocks - saturday night bollocks - sunday flight back - you up?

you coming to miami soon or what?

expletive it

It's my ex'es 30th which I've organised - oh dear. I suspect I won't be my usual sparkling self..... oh well! hehehehe

BOBBINS!!

that's very thoughtful of you. and considering that tomorrow(today) is a friday (and no one really takes fridays seriously) you could manage to have a slack day.

still won't bode well for late night plans tonight.

went to a piss up - left my keys in the office - to polite to wake up my neighbours

BALTI!!!!!!!!!!! HELLOOOO

In half an hour I'll go down to the gym
I could work out and get quite slim
but I've just got an hour
so I'll have a cold shower
and condition my hair on a whim

what the expletive are you doing at work at 5:33am??

should I have really gone home?
a quick nap, shower and a combe?
but I'm out of my head
so I'll sit here instead
and stare at that poxy great dome

I'm feeling that I have been dissed
I'm all alone and I am pissed
I'm having a party
The birds will be tarty
But none of you are on the list

there aint no one here on this site
i know better, but it does seem shite
you'll get a big roasting
cos no-one is posting
from 3am all through the night

(*first line is pushing my luck a little - poetic licence (name the film?)*)

you may think that I am a peasant
but I just bought my ex a nice present
I hope there's no fainting
It's a fcuk off nice painting
Which I think is really quite pleasant

i guess twice in two subsequent postings? get a expletiveing grip of yourself mate

less than an hour to go
thank god I've got an itchy toe
I've dug myself in a hole
so I'm off for a stroll
i should sleep but the logic says no

i guess I should go for a piss
lets face it the sensations bliss
and nothing can trump
a big smelly dump
an experience to good to miss

I can't keep this shit up all night
It's fair to say that I'm quite tight
I guess theres no talk
So I'll go for a walk
And mumble until it is light

I couldn't be arsed with a cab
so I'm sitting here smoking a tab
If only some twat
Would pop in for a chat
That would really be something quite fab

I look at the clock and it's five
I'm hopeing that I stay alive
So i'll make sure my seccy
gets me a big brekky
so I'm perky when the rest arrive

I sit on my chair and ask why?
I pay all the money to Sky
and feel like a tit
as the shovel me shit
and offer me nonsense to buy

a

I really do think he's a faker
that pale dude called the Undertaker
but I still want to learn
what the fcuks in that Urn
before he sends me to my maker

4:24 4th line...

one to slam back the shot

I mean - what has happened to the WWF? it used to be such good entertainment?

I'm sitting here slumped at my table
doing my best to stay able
cos I'm such a berk
I've come early to work
I don't rate that slapper called Sable

poetic licence - so expletiveing sue me

one and a half hours to go
I really know that I should throw
but I think that I'm able
to kip on my table
and thus maintain the status of quo

no rhythm - that really pisses me off

the

I must say I do like my stouts
In preference to beers brewed by the krauts
I must say I'm not
On for the occasional shot
Cos chasers are drunken by louts

there was a young geezer called yoss
who never bothered to floss
but I must confess
he's a dab hand at chess
but at table football he's toss

anyone?

poetry corner?

erm, need help any suggestions! hehehehhe

chess

bollix

but what is it?

at this desparate juncture there is only one solution....

what do you do eh?

meeting at 7:30

shit

bollocks

1 hr away?

sit at my desk?

well, go home?

hmmmmmm - don't leave your keys at work? discuss