i'm gonna show my born again christian friend this now...

Rod Stewart eats curry sauce in Germany!

anyhoo; bed time. sleep well, all

don;t tempt me

anyone got msn messenger downloaded? we should go say hi together on here one of the nights. theyr'e good, kind people

hey easycacks

i love that

"fishinabox : hey easycacks"

"fishinabox : too right easy. high to the saints of bod
fishinabox : sorry. god
fishinabox : i meant..y'know, not 'sorry god!'
easycas : Very good,by the grace of God.
fishinabox : y'know
fishinabox : this is great in here!"

i'm laughing out loud here

Just read it again:

fishinabox : infact i was just thinking 'might go on the net and try to reflect the love of jesus'
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Kewl
SilkierDiamond : Praise God
SuziQue_II :
fishinabox : where from? spritiually or physically?

praise the lord!

hehehehe

can we all shout "hallelujah" tonight?

heehee

:|

Tree - give me a tinkle and I'll guide you in..

think i'm going to probably pop in later pins. it'll be around 9 though and i don't know where i'm going :o)

that'll do tree, that'll do

"before I go out to gey me giggling" WASSATS then?

cool. And you tree?

bobbins...did...did i.....did i do something right????? :o)

yup

i'm going to read this & Cliff Thorburn one more time before I go out to gey me giggling.

You coming out, Bobbs?

tree - don't be letting on that you use chatsites all the time DOH!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! oh god thats funny!!! heheheheHAHAHA (*falls off chair*)

i just mailed this to a few people at work. got a feeling they're not going to get it

Matthew 17 v12-14

'Do not perform the dirty Sanchez on your brother's wife, for he shall inherit disease.'

1548: shaun in 'amusing post' shock.

i believe you to be the devil

I've got the Will Self introduced version - he is hilarious

my brother used to get me to read the book of revelations when i was little. my favourite film as an 8/9 year old was the omen too. for a long time i genuinely considered that i might be the antichrist

he will come disguised as a fishinabox

revelations 6:6;6

And into our world will come a tree, the tree will bring darkness to our site not twice nor thrice but just 40% of the time

the goat never came back tho, must have sacrificed it

hehe good lad

and i stoned my neighbour last week for the very same offence

whojam, you're alright for a religious nutter, quite laid back and stuff. respect!

whoj - it also says people who borrow their neighbour's goat should be stoned to death.

gotta say it again...it's not half as funny without the row of posseseed faces and the smiley's

how can i not forgive you - it says so in the bible ;O)

i was trying to explain this to the missus last night. i think you definitely had o be there.

hehehe

have to say i didn't until i read it properly and it is one of the funniest things i've seen in ages

*chortle*

whoj - then....forgive me :o)

hehehe

hehehe, no i don't

hehehehe.

you don't like this thread do you whoj? you mad christian bastard ye ;o)

Luke 6:30-32 Do to others as you would have them do to you.

no, this time its just for me. i like those guys and want to hear more about the good book

nah, it won't be the same tree....

*basks*

gonna go back on tonight if i got time

hehehe again

hehehe

v.v.v. funny mr tree well done

you've had a dip recently but i think this is the definitive 'return to form'.

hehehe

you're all acting like you forgot just how funny i was!

Oh lordy, I'm in a cybercaff and I'm nearly wetting meself...

AH SAID AH NEED REDEMPTION

present!

Amen to that!
Get fishinabox on here.

cast out your demons shaun

oh lord have mercy on me - I have done a very bad thing

nope! count em. i checked on latest

I did 100

YOU GOT BEHINE ME TREE!!!

YES YES YES YES!!! I DID THE 100 THING ON MY OWN THREAD!!!

that's only my second time ever!! i definitely want this thread in best of now

100!

And Ah hollered "GET THEE BEHINE ME SATAN!!"

amen brother

Amen

PRAISE his blesséd name!

hehehhehehe excellent.

Can I get a halleluya?

I SAID I NEED SALVATION!!!

we've tried shorty, good god how we've tried.

I need salvation

you are! :oP

Bugger - I feel inadequate

it's a real time msn chatroom that i got into via msn messenger, don't think you can get on via a url

What's the address I'm going on as Toad Up The Hole

after that 'what kind of fresh?' line i put an msn smiley face up

fishinabox : i'll tell you, you fix a church roof...and they don't call you a 'church roof fixer' ...but you get fresh with some brat and you're a ***** ******** for life!
fishinabox : he's reformed though. like i say, only does the work of jee-sus now
fishinabox : sorry! i'm talking too much
SilkierDiamond : What kind of fresh are we talking about

I'm a very happy man.

hahaha

i'm too rough this morning to be laughing. stop it st. christopher of assisi

i already said that, tree

nowadays everybody wants to talk
when they open their lips nothing comes out just a bunch of gibberish
muthafukkas act like they forgot about tree

A No.1 Duke of New York!

actually godammit, i want this thread in latest (even though si won't cause it's me :o))

AMEN!

*cries* what a marvelous thing to read on Friday morning. Bless you Tree.

Amen

Truly magnificent

Cliff Richard? Indian! Hehehehehehehehehehe. Goodness Gracious Me!

haha. this is funnier when yam pissedd!

hehe jack so that would make it..
praise be to tree

Hehehehehehehehehe! Tree, you are a god!

i too am gently weeping

url of that site was www.spiritweb.org...

fishinabox : who here likes curry sauce?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Me
SuziQue_II : Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
SilkierDiamond : im here now
fishinabox : cool!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Amen
SuziQue_II : wb diamond
easycas : never heard of him.
fishinabox : is that about rod stewart?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : lol
SuziQue_II is lost....
easycas : no, curry sauce.
SilkierDiamond : what is that
fishinabox : what?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : European sauce
fishinabox : indian!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : To put on food
fishinabox : cliff richard - indian!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Oh,sorry
SuziQue_II : ooooooooooooooo

Ahahahahahaaa!
My glasses have steamed up because I'm laughing into my hands to stop the whole place hearing...

i don't know, I don't think its too funny. "taking the piss" from born-again kids is the equivalent of making fun of the mentally retarded. yes, they are funny, but they cannot help it

You can just see the other chetsters sitting at home with their JesusMice with puzzled looks on their faces. Teehee!

you are all GOING TO HELL

[*notices it's Thursday. Feels a fool*]

Thanks

Excellent stuff, tree.

Good weekend all.

be right back

SilkierDiamond : oh thought i was all alone

obviously forgot about the holy spirit. BAD DIAMOND!

good work treester

What does brb mean?

agreed CN

This is my favourite bit:

fishinabox : i really was into spanking mpegs
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Brick by brick torn down
SuziQue_II : fish, just to know God has delivered you is enough
fishinabox : hey suzi, tell me about it. it nearly destroyed me!!!! but hey....what a way to go!
SuziQue_II : no, not a good way to go
ALPHABULLDOG1 : No,not at all

I'm looking like a complete dickhead in the office here. Tears running down my face. - that is the funniest thread I've ever read.

fishinabox : it's amazing what just quoting 'the exorcist' can do to evil spirits isn't it? anyone ever tried that? good god it works!

hooohooo

aza, what' s the url of the spiritualist chat site?

fishinabox : oh yes
fishinabox : lord
fishinabox : hate porn
SuziQue_II : dont we all, fish
fishinabox : i didn't used to.
SuziQue_II : o
fishinabox : but that was before i saw the light
fishinabox : i was a heavy porn user

fishinabox = tree in magical form

i cannot believe i missed out on this one! i love this shit.

remnd me of teh white supremacist chatsite.

fishinabox = div

fishinabox : in the highest. oh lord. yes. YES! YESSS!!!
fishinabox : *leaks*

ha
ha
ha
ha

Very, very funny

I demand that someone puts this and the Cliff Thorburn thread on "Best Of" so I can look at them everytime I'm sad

I'm in tears. that is absofúckinglutely magic. Good work.

Like Buckland's cliff thorburn posts, the whole thing is a highlight.

Tree, this is one of your finest hours. You're really on spanking form (pun intended).

hehehe. sorry. i'm pissing myself now. hehehe

fishinabox : devil had him. like i said though, i cast him out
fishinabox : with that latin stuff
SuziQue_II : Latin stuff???
fishinabox : i think? is it latin?
SilkierDiamond : In the name of Jesus is the only way
fishinabox : or jamaican?

fishinabox : GAH!!! WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!
SilkierDiamond : thats nice
ALPHABULLDOG1 Standing Dazed and Confused
fishinabox : sorry. getting really jumpy lately. been reading the book of revelations too much

wish the smiley faces were displayed! after i said i was a heavy porn user i put a winking face up. and after i was asked what getting fresh with young kids meant too

uh-huh, Tree

What's the joke, it reads like you f.uckers most of the time

my favourite passage:

ALPHABULLDOG1 : Low i walk throught the valle of the shadow of death
SuziQue_II : just chattin easy
easycas : Cool
SuziQue_II : why fish
ALPHABULLDOG1 : I shall fear no evil
fishinabox : dunno, thought you might know?
SuziQue_II : For THou art with me

fishinabox : i just felt it tonight yes.
fishinabox : who here likes curry sauce?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Me

here, if you want to b&q summit, try this place here... spiritualists etc, just up trees street...

hehehehe

*bows*

hehehe. i'm glad i shared it.

the funniest bit you can't see here...when i asked 'which of these is possessed by lucifer?' i posted a row of around 12 msn smiley faces with one in the centre with an unhappy face in the centre. it looked dead funny. then i said the "yep, you got it...thrid from the right" line

fishinabox : yeah, he's good with kids
fishinabox : i don't care what the legal system says

hehehehehehehe

I was really into spanking mpegs

hehehehe

hallelujah-rastafari!

fishinabox : suzi - you speak the truth sister. can i get a hallelujah?
SilkierDiamond : Highest praise here
SuziQue_II : sure
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Jesus is the only way
SilkierDiamond : Amen
fishinabox : amen!
SuziQue_II : Hallelujah
fishinabox : I SAID! AAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

or convert him!

Tree, can you chat to them some more tonight, for our entertainment?

Has Johnny read this, it's bound to give him a laugh

still gigglin

fishinabox : suzi, all that matters is that i'm cleansed now. praise the lord
SuziQue_II : youre right,
fishinabox : i know. ta

That "ta" creases me up!!!

how did i miss this, that is f*Cking brilliant. I almost wet myself there. truly great work

My favorite is 'y'know why i've got this here name?'

it's great. I can't work out which bit is funniest though. I like all the "AMEN" shouts

I've been giggling about this all day.

I'm fine thanks. I was going to call you but I thought you'd be busy and didn't want to disturb you.

Glad you had a nice day. You're out on Friday, aren't you?

yes thanks. talking in christian chat was the icing on the cake. :o)

thanks for the text last night. was out of credit so couldn't answer back. i went to see maries kids school play and then just came here to my pals. off in a minute. you alright mate?

nutter!

Good birthday?

hehehehe

hehe I thought that said:

"fishinabox : right, i've got to go. ben 'ducky' dover wants me to do 'that dance' for him in his cell again.

Highly recommended"

fishinabox : right, i've got to go. ben 'ducky' dover wants me to do 'that dance' for him in his cell again.

Highly commended.

SuziQue_II : Let's try to make sure our chat edifies Christ..ok Fish
fishinabox : eats god?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Yes,praise Jesus
fishinabox : of course. that's what we're here to do.
fishinabox : PRAISE JESUS!

I'm crying here

SilkierDiamond : God shall send to you the mate he created for you but the evil of the world will try to keep you apart with things such as porn
fishinabox : it wasn't me!

heh heh heh heh heh heh

"fishinabox : praise be!
SuziQue_II : ty fish
fishinabox : how are you all?
SilkierDiamond : Amen
SuziQue_II : we try to reflect the love of Jesus"

oh. my. god.

heh heh heh,feckin very funny

This bit gives it away:

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Steers and Stripes. It's almost as funny as some of tree's posts.

I'm physically crying at work, that's brilliant
I used to be into spanking mpegs hehehehe

hehe, nice work treester. Give me an A-MEN!

oh ok
some message boards are real time though, thought it was a christian chat site

It's MSM chat, chris - real-time stuff I think.

"high to the saints of bod"

haha!

what's the url of this place? let's B&Q it.

fishinabox : y'know why i've got this here name?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Low i walk throught the valle of the shadow of death
SuziQue_II : just chattin easy
easycas : Cool
SuziQue_II : why fish
ALPHABULLDOG1 : I shall fear no evil
fishinabox : dunno, thought you might know?

Class.

Excellent work, tree.

hahahahaha! spotted that as a tree thing straight off.

'Blast my infernal spelling'? Is tree just using stuff other 405ers have typed or something?

SuziQue_II : Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me

fishinabox : cool!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Amen

fishinabox : is that about rod stewart?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Very, very funny.

"fishinabox : nope, mate of mine polished himself to death!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA tree - you are a master!

reflecting the love of jesus.praise be

They're all scary. I've got a feeling fishinabox might be a wind-up marchant, though (I hope so!)...

fishinabox is a scary guy.

SuziQue_II : hhhhhhhheeeeeeee'ssssss back
SuziQue_II : brb
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Hello fish
SuziQue_II : Hi fish
SilkierDiamond : I'm putting up a Christmas Tree for my son tonight
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Kewl
SuziQue_II : oh, fun
fishinabox : hi all
ALPHABULLDOG1 : I will next week
SuziQue_II : How are you fish
fishinabox : fine at the mo
SuziQue_II : I put mine up Sat
SuziQue_II : good fish
fishinabox : how are you
SilkierDiamond : So I had to go see if he had all the ornaments separated
SuziQue_II : Im good thanks
SilkierDiamond : Hi fish
SuziQue_II : oh
ALPHABULLDOG1 : I dont have many of them
fishinabox : it's really friendly in here
fishinabox : praise be!
SuziQue_II : ty fish
fishinabox : how are you all?
SilkierDiamond : Amen
SuziQue_II : we try to reflect the love of Jesus
ALPHABULLDOG1 : OK,not bad
SilkierDiamond : Wonderfully blessed
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Amen
fishinabox : that's wonderful! me too
SuziQue_II : Where from fish
fishinabox : infact i was just thinking 'might go on the net and try to reflect the love of jesus'
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Kewl
SilkierDiamond : Praise God
SuziQue_II :
fishinabox : where from? spritiually or physically?
SuziQue_II : physically
fishinabox : blast my infernal spelling!
SuziQue_II : where do you live
fishinabox : i live in the midlands. how about you guys?
SuziQue_II : Florida
SilkierDiamond : Mississippi
ALPHABULLDOG1 : NH
fishinabox : hey, i've got a friend in florida!
SuziQue_II : cool
SuziQue_II : where in FL
fishinabox : he's really nice guy, but he just had a bit of trouble with 'him downstairs' if you know what i mean?
fishinabox : winter springs
SuziQue_II : oh, dear
SilkierDiamond : Don't we ever
SuziQue_II : I know Winter Springs
fishinabox : i know. tell me about it. i got him through it though
SuziQue_II : thats good fish
fishinabox : it's amazing what just quoting 'the exorcist' can do to evil spirits isn't it? anyone ever tried that? good god it works!
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ALPHABULLDOG1 : Wow,no,have not
SuziQue_II : Why didn't you just use the Bible, Fish
SilkierDiamond : Never
fishinabox : still, he's doing good now. just got himself a job at a christian shleter hostel helping the young kids out
SuziQue_II : oh, thats great
fishinabox : yeah, the bible! next time for sure!
fishinabox : yeah, he's good with kids
fishinabox : i don't care what the legal system says
SuziQue_II : legal system??
SilkierDiamond : The lord knows all
SilkierDiamond : and thats what matters
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Amen
fishinabox : i'll tell you, you fix a church roof...and they don't call you a 'church roof fixer' ...but you get fresh with some brat and you're a ***** ******** for life!
fishinabox : he's reformed though. like i say, only does the work of jee-sus now
fishinabox : sorry! i'm talking too much
SilkierDiamond : What kind of fresh are we talking about
fishinabox :
SuziQue_II : yeah
SuziQue_II : what kind of fresh??
fishinabox : devil had him. like i said though, i cast him out
fishinabox : with that latin stuff
SuziQue_II : Latin stuff???
fishinabox : i think? is it latin?
SilkierDiamond : In the name of Jesus is the only way
fishinabox : or jamaican?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : You said "Latin " stuff
SuziQue_II : the name of Jesus is the best way
fishinabox : suzi - you speak the truth sister. can i get a hallelujah?
SilkierDiamond : Highest praise here
SuziQue_II : sure
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Jesus is the only way
SilkierDiamond : Amen
fishinabox : amen!
SuziQue_II : Hallelujah
fishinabox : I SAID! AAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fishinabox :
fishinabox : hey look! which one of these is possessed by lucifer....?
fishinabox :
ALPHABULLDOG1 : ??
fishinabox : yep, you got it...thrid from the right
SuziQue_II : Let's try to make sure our chat edifies Christ..ok Fish
fishinabox : eats god?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Yes,praise Jesus
fishinabox : of course. that's what we're here to do.
fishinabox : PRAISE JESUS!
SuziQue_II : ok
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Hmmm
fishinabox : in the highest. oh lord. yes. YES! YESSS!!!
fishinabox : *leaks*
8easycas has joined the conversation.
ALPHABULLDOG1 : ???????
SuziQue_II : Hi easy
fishinabox : i'm english. i think we use differeent words. sorry
SuziQue_II : is ok fish
fishinabox : hey easycacks
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Oh,ok
SuziQue_II : How are you easy
ALPHABULLDOG1 : I was getting confused
SuziQue_II : me too Alpha
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Hello easy
easycas : hello room, I just want tosay high to the saints of God.
SuziQue_II : Hello
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Hello
fishinabox : yeah. i hear a lot of different words all the time from you americans
SuziQue_II : stay a while
easycas : How is everybody doing?
SuziQue_II : great easy and you?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Ok,yourself ?
fishinabox : too right easy. high to the saints of bod
fishinabox : sorry. god
fishinabox : i meant..y'know, not 'sorry god!'
easycas : Very good,by the grace of God.
fishinabox : y'know
fishinabox : this is great in here!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Amen
SuziQue_II : we understand fish
fishinabox : i really can feel something happening.
fishinabox : *looks around*
fishinabox : ooh!
easycas : Anybody care to inform me ifthere is a special topictonite.
fishinabox : y'know why i've got this here name?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Low i walk throught the valle of the shadow of death
SuziQue_II : just chattin easy
easycas : Cool
SuziQue_II : why fish
ALPHABULLDOG1 : I shall fear no evil
fishinabox : dunno, thought you might know?
SuziQue_II : For THou art with me
SilkierDiamond : Sorry guys forgot to say be right back
SuziQue_II : ok
ALPHABULLDOG1 : ko
ALPHABULLDOG1 : ok
fishinabox : i just felt it tonight yes.
fishinabox : who here likes curry sauce?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Me
SuziQue_II : Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
SilkierDiamond : im here now
fishinabox : cool!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Amen
SuziQue_II : wb diamond
easycas : never heard of him.
fishinabox : is that about rod stewart?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : lol
SuziQue_II is lost....
easycas : no, curry sauce.
SilkierDiamond : what is that
fishinabox : what?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : European sauce
fishinabox : indian!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : To put on food
fishinabox : cliff richard - indian!
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Oh,sorry
SuziQue_II : ooooooooooooooo
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Had it in Germany
SilkierDiamond : oh i thought we where talking about rod
fishinabox : we are. rod stewart eats curry sauce in germany
fishinabox : GAH!!! WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!
SilkierDiamond : thats nice
ALPHABULLDOG1 Standing Dazed and Confused
SuziQue_II : lol silk
SuziQue_II is standing with Alpha
fishinabox : sorry. getting really jumpy lately. been reading the book of revelations too much
easycas : brb guys.
fishinabox : people laugh at me for reading the bible so much
SuziQue_II : hb easy
SilkierDiamond : Know the feeling but the truth shall set you free
SuziQue_II : amen diamond
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Yes it shall
8easycas has left the conversation.
fishinabox : oh yes
fishinabox : lord
fishinabox : hate porn
SuziQue_II : dont we all, fish
fishinabox : i didn't used to.
SuziQue_II : o
fishinabox : but that was before i saw the light
fishinabox : i was a heavy porn user
fishinabox :
SilkierDiamond : there will always be ways the devil shall try to take you with him but keep the faiht and go home to the real king
fishinabox : let me tell you all about it
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Amen to the Light Of Jesus
SuziQue_II : porn can destroy a man
fishinabox : i really was into spanking mpegs
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Brick by brick torn down
SuziQue_II : fish, just to know God has delivered you is enough
fishinabox : hey suzi, tell me about it. it nearly destroyed me!!!! but hey....what a way to go!
SuziQue_II : no, not a good way to go
ALPHABULLDOG1 : No,not at all
SilkierDiamond : And the temptation of the flesh shall hender your glory
fishinabox : nope, mate of mine polished himself to death!
SuziQue_II : wouldn't you rather have a healthy relationship with a woman of God
fishinabox : like mary magdelene
fishinabox : ?
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fishinabox : yeah, eventually, i do want to settle down with a good god fearing woman and start making a family
fishinabox : 16 years until i get out though
SuziQue_II : out?
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Out?
SuziQue_II : where are you?
fishinabox : HM prison. england
SilkierDiamond : God shall send to you the mate he created for you but the evil of the world will try to keep you apart with things such as porn
fishinabox : it wasn't me!
SuziQue_II : What did you do fish
fishinabox : thank's diamond. your words are really uplifting my spirits tonight here
ALPHABULLDOG1 : What are you accused of ?
fishinabox : suzi, all that matters is that i'm cleansed now. praise the lord
SuziQue_II : youre right,
fishinabox : i know. ta
SuziQue_II : Praise the Lord
fishinabox : right, i've got to go. ben 'ducky' dover wants me to do 'that dance' for him in his cell again.
fishinabox : take care all. hallelujah!
SuziQue_II : bye fish
SuziQue_II : GBU
SilkierDiamond : goodbye thew lord be with you
SilkierDiamond : the lord sorry
SilkierDiamond : any body there
ALPHABULLDOG1 : Yes
ALPHABULLDOG1 : I am
SilkierDiamond : oh thought i was all alone
SuziQue_II : still here diamond