From havens to Sesame St - you know you're on 40%

you play the drums in a manic manner while screaming incoherently?

actuayll?

Actuayll, I am a gent, but with a little bit of ANIMAL thrown in

no way is bing a gent

I'm regarded as a gent?!

*gets mean and moody*

I meant the great Michael Jackson album. F*cking amazing record

hehehe...
we dont need no educaSHUN!

*solo*

cheers zihno, great album!

*cackle*

'nice'!!!!!!

this could go on an advert for 40%, its one of those threads with everything...
superb stuff.....hehehehehehe...an early contender for thread of the year:

lins was quietly rude
P was nice
pot was obscure
tree was off the wall
bing was a gent, even while being accused of paedophilia
maka analysed and swung some heavyweight accusations, as is her wont
mr x was enigmatic
fnord was perverted
whoj watched and laughed
villain was reasoned and made good points
tg arrived, and within seconds had landed a quip about having a nice mound

hehehehehe

ug ug ug

shave yer minora? You sure your a primate?

ok then; majora or minora?

but Xena, we need you to smutt it up again, it's gone all serious

drawign a line under this clam, as i have to go work

With you whoj, I'd forgotten

pervert ;-)

Sorry if I misread you on the regular shaving thing, ara.

Possibly the attraction of (or absence of) pubic hair is a matter of personal taste and little else. Some people will shave becuase they have a large bush (ie heading up to their navel). Some men find this attractive some don't. Women who trim at all are expressing a preference.

In order not to express asny psych-sexual tendancies no-one should shave and we should all be bearded unkempt men and hairy legged and hairy armpitted women.

I agree with maka about the psycho-sexual aspect but surely that is aprt of human nature and only becomes dangerous when we lose our civilising controls.

All men are potential rapists but the vast majority are not. They have a civilising code which suely prevents this.

Sorry if I've got heavy on this. I just like a nice shaven haven.

read somewhere near the start of all this - had to do it for me vasectomy (don't intend to repeat the process tho)

*worried that whoj knows this*

and surpisingly, if you shave your bollox, a standard razor is safer than an electric shaver!

Well, one is fruitful only at the expense of being rich in contradictions, Ara.

"As long as there's decent fanny management and no massive outburst of spiders’ legs, I don’t need bare naked skin to get wood"

*guffaw*

(what does that say about me?)

Can I just correct you Villain, I'm with TG - I've done it and it was fun but its a hassle and I'm not a regular shaver.

I agree with what Maka says actually - I find it disturbing that some men are attracted to bald front-bottomed women. Doesn't stop me finding it an interesting thing to do though.

On a serious note. If men like them shaved they might like them to appear girlish. This may be slightly paedophilic but as most sexuality is acquired through life experiences it doesn't make them perverts unless they abuse children. Surely a man satisfying such fantasies with a woman is better than a man abusing children to act out his fantasies.

I wish I had time to read the whole thing.

So let me get this thread summed up.

Ara shaves and likes it as it gives her more sensitivity.

TG was shaved but hated it when it grew back (but is she'd carried on shaving it would have been ok presumably).

Men who like shaven havens are latent paedophiles.

Women who shave their fannys never wanted to grow up but stay young girls (and men who shave their dicks must be the same).

So therfore men who shave never wanted to grow up either and men with beards are happy to be grown up.

Men with beards who shave their dicks are confused.

Women who have tufts (ie part shaved but save a bit of pubic hair) are confused as well.

maka is a psychologist.

Fnord is a pervert who likes strap on dildos on indian women with shaved fannys.

Zihno has cut his balls off.

We are all a mixed up bunch of pervs and wierdos.

hehehhe, bit of a classic this one

powdered air? It'd never work. Add water to it to make the mixture up and all you'd have is rain.

fookinell!
Due think motherhood'll mellow the old harridan?

ahhhhh...when does dick emery come on-line

baby - yeah, that was me too. i was seeing how big i could inflate it, and when i let it back down it was a bit bigger than before. and cross eyed.

*GONE*

I think the footy's started (30mins ago) and I've had enough of work stuff so I'm off for a beer.

Bye Baby! (-ies!)

it sags like an old balloon

*gets u pin corner*

F*ck 11Oclock I want 6 on a Sunday Move over Thora Hird

(Never thought I'd get to say that again with my trousers off)

bio invented powdered air, and has been dragged through the legal courts since over the patent

right, I'm off bowling. let it not be said that i don't know how to have fun. seeya!

;o)

my cat has a saggy belly

Aye one of the little bleeders called me bitch when I got home tonight!

*rolls across floor*

i thought the glastonbury thread was funny. they should give that cack programme the 11 o'clock show to us lot. it'd be funny then

I couldn't have added to this earlier - I was far happier inventing biscuits and pondering the vagaries of space travel.

he sets em up, i teach his cats to swear

yeah babyboy, i never say things i don't mean too.

hehe

threads are often funnier when read in one go later in the day aren't they bio?
this sounds a bit 'no-lifey' but i think i should save more to disc.

I set em up…

or am i in the middle of somthing "personal"

hmmmm...di u mean to put that in THIS thread tree

WAHEY!!!!

nice ass!

tree - from 17:57 onwards, you have made this the funniest thing I've ever read on here. I salute you sir!

*raises donkey*

*turns funny shade of pale white and starts shivering*

er..yeah. sorry about that

after galncing through tis therread my pure incoent mmind is permanently damaged

i have really. honest

hehehehehe

*realises tree actually has got his cock out at home, leaves thread*

in my mind's eye i can. it's hurting the inside of my head.

i've pulled it out of my shorts now, can you see it?

"my penis is also the only one i've ever seen that wasn't ugly" hehehe - well beauty is in the eye of the (be)holder

Don't be daft tree there's weeks in this yet....
Just a pause whilst we visualised your penis

i've killed the thread

*opens cloakroom*

do you trim your pubes too cloves?

i've got nice tidy pubes. not wirey at all. my penis is also the only one i've ever seen that wasn't ugly

*gets 5 coats*

I won't believe he was sincere Tankie, until I see it for myself.

*gets coat, orders taxi*

cool pwx - superb isn't it?

I shave my armpits.

my last shag did compliment me on my nice bush, but that's a little more than anyone needed to know, isn't it *gets coat*

i'm listening to my john denver tribute tape

thats beautiful clovis

heheh tree. hairy arm pots are te onl thing that i don;t like aboot men's gymnatsics

whilst I can imagine the pleasures of shaven, I do like hair.

Holds the smell in better.

hehehe!

hehe

2, one to change the lightbulb, and another to hold my penis, I mean my mom...I MEAN THE CHAIR!

69?

you live in wolverhampton

how many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

i find bald headed women in roll neck sweaters attractive. Whats that say?

i quite like hairy armpits on particularly feminine women

The head - to find the tattoo

feet - I hate hairy feet.

182 posts to get from shaven clams to shaven pits. which body part will we be shaving at post 666?

That you aren't gonna sleep with many men?

:)

i wud shag you bing, but i need to shave my armpits. i hate hairy piots, even on blokes. what does tht say about me?

*sorry - gone*

you can't keep a dead spacker down, Lins

But I'll have a shag if you're offering Donna...

it means you are the one and only fnord i don't know what that means.

Nah, I've got rhythm like the pope.

hehe, that's quite a feat seeing as he's dead isn't he??

that you're a fecking pervert fnord - but we'd established that

i'd agree mostly maka, but its not a watertight argument...as that would probably suggest that the male already had some experience with a young girl's privates wouldn't it?

porn is slowly getting more paedo by the day though. you never see a full set of pubic hairs now. men call deal with them

i'd agree mostly maka, but its not a waterproof argument...as that would probably suggest that the male already had some experience with a young girl's privates wouldn't it?

porn is slowly getting more paedo by the day though. you never see a full set of pubic hairs now. men call deal with them

yes and yes bing, now; do you fancy a dance?

Lins - we were beaten at the last by a diving header from Joey Deacon

I find this all quite interesting, though I still haven’t had an answer to my 17.39

:-)

hypothetically

so if you like shaved Indian women wearing thigh high boots doing you with a strapon dildo while yodelling "My Old Mans a Dustman, what does that mean?

this ismno fun anymore. If peole wat to talk piss flaps, i', m by the printer in room 601

i like small slim asian women in pigtails. exotic infantilism if you will, or ideological racist paedophilia depending on how you look at it

*fecks off to japanesegirls.com*

oh god, it's tree & chris back together! How did your team get on at the weekend?

Amatuer, professional, whatever, can we do it on a seperate thread please? Oh, and lose the sweetheart as well please.

It means you have at least one interesting feature, Shaun, you dull little man.

steady jason

I love chocolate gingers at Christmas - what the bloody hell does that mean Maka?

*notices thread getting heavier - waits for AG to cvome on and recommend it goes on atkins diet*

Indian women (depending on their religion) also shave.

I didn't say you had a desire to come from front-bottom, did I? The desire to return women to a pre-pubescent state is obviously a desire bound up with infantilisation - where's the problem with this pojnt?

no fnord, it means you are indulging in exoticism, which is another manifestation of racist ideology.

indian women have lots of pubes

did you just slash them off at the root with a cut throat tree, or whittle them in slivers with a bic?

so if I prefer Indian women does mean I have a latent desire to have come from India? I think there are some major flaws in this and many other such assumptions.

tg - you're asking to have someone "humourously" set that up as a thread title, aren't you?!

i sahved all my lot off last year, everything. dick, balls the lot

hahaha! "heavyweights" take over light hearted thread for a change SHOCK!

Lins - I think maka's a pro psychologist!

Nothing amateur about this psychology, sweetheart.

All I can say on the matter is that is was great fun to take an e, get lathered up and be shaved by my bloke, but that going out to a rave wearing leather pants produced some unsightly results, and the itching when it grew back in was horrendous. NEVER EVER AGAIN.

did lins just call maka an amateur psychologist?

*steps back*

it's rude, tree

can anyone sum this thread up for me, this is the first time i've openend it

Can we save the heavy stuff and amatueur psychology for another thread. this is supposed to be pure childish fanny humour thread.

I understand – you were replying to fnord, not me.

You are a schizo in other words bing

To wit: the fact that one simply prefers somthing doesn't stop this desire having a pathology. In fact, preference is one of the ways in which pathology is expressed in the first place . . .

Oh right, okay.

That means that you are a latent rapist bing

As an analogy: nothing more.

Hang on, where did rape come into this?

Yes and yes bing!

Yes Bing that's exactly what it means.

The two are the same: there's no distinction between them. One may prefer to violently subdue and expletive women; but that doesn't stop it also being rape.

Does it follow then that being into anal sex would make you a closet homosexual?

And what does it mean if the woman herself prefers to be shaven? Surely not that she wishes she'd never grown up?

clunge?

can it not also be because you just prefer it that way?

Yup.

08/1/01 15:05
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chris

shaven - you can let the latent paedophile in you out for a few hours

- at least i'm honest

Any bloke who likes this is into little girls - this sad desire comes up over and over again in the testimony of paedophiles.

*weighs up options*

*does weights*

hehe... go on mr x, you know you want to....

*waits*, Ara, for a small backlash from our good friends the lahndon 40% crew
;o)

*sees z waiting for an unemployment gag but they're soooo last century*

waits?

hmm...bizarre, you lot darn sarf are far less inventive with slang, nicknames, patter, jokes and that type of thing.

*waits*

I’m having giggling hysterics catching up on this earnest discussion of what to call a fanny. I love this place.

*stays down on floor*

never heard of foof or queef.

foof fnordy, maybe its a northern thing...
similair to queef, but thats summat different...you lot say queef down here?

*FAlls over sagain*

08/1/01 17:06
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Araneae
I don't mind pussy at all.

*starts hidden camera*
*phones distributors in holland*

foof?

its all in the pronunciation Z

Fairy muff isn't quite as bad, it's the furry that upsets me most I think

*picks P up then falls over too - jodphurs are too tight*

pussy sounds horrible, like a spot or summat...
foof is probs my fave.

*gets vision of ara in jodphurs and falls over*

HAHAHAHA.
I've got the giggles now!

I don't mind pussy at all.

i say fairy muff *hides*

i say tomato, you say potatoe

I always called mine a fanny - then I got very confused reading 'My friend flicka' (a horsey book) as the boy slapped his pony on its fanny.

Yeah beavers ok, although it conjures up pictures of fannies with teeth which could be a little uncomfortable, but kind of useful.
I HATE the word pussy & when people say furry muff

beaver is also good, as it were. when i was ickle, we called font bottoms tuppences

HAHA!

Beef curtains - a horrid term.

I think beaver is quite cute.

102!

*prepares camera just in case*

piss flaps is a fine word. if only i cud spell onamatopeia

don't like beef curtains. Although if we're talking shaven I guess it's spam curtains anyway

pissflaps - definitely better than beef curtains.

laugh? I creamed my piss-flaps.
One of my particular favourites.

faith
hope
charity

nice girls

no need to apologise lins, it is a fine phrase and one I'm sure i'll be using in the future.

*watches in hope*

alright mi duck? thanks for a fab thread

*gets in the way of blatant girlie flirting*

ahem ahem. If you please, ladies.

Move along people, nothing to see here

sorry ara.
Quite like that expression though if I do say so myself...undiluted clam.
*waves at PWX*

flaps. fine fine word

mmmmmmmm, bacon

Thanks for clearing that up lins

*waves*

Pure as in undiluted clam.
Not doing badly either. Nigh on a hundred posts, and some of you claim to be intellectuals. Huh.

I like this thread, I feel at home in it....just lots of posts about womens special places, maybe its a returning to the womb thing....

Can I ask, if this is the 'pure' version then where is the 'unpure' one? it must be absolutely filthy.

moi?
*looks innocent*

*gives P a round of applause*

on the other hand if you arent shy of a bit of bacon you also deserve a
*round of applause*
if you are willing to attempt bacon that has been "salted" by a third party, then I salute you.

I know P

i like rude girls

He does...
thanx ara, lins you are rude.

I'll buy that bingella for a pack of Fruitella!

I'm assuming he means flaps Satch

Hmmm, perhaps the idea has merit.

*contemplates getting Ara to do a selling job on Bingella*

nice bacon, little bit salty though.

what's the bacon?

"why does it increase sensitivity, is it cos yer beans more exposed or cos yer bacon rubs more?"

If I understand Zinho's metaphor then Its coz the bacon rubs more.

comabtive or fat?

bacon?

globule of what what what

nor am I about to leave with a combative ex liverpool and west ham full back...never mind.

WN-Ill do it for nowt if ye can get a few fat lasses to piss while Im at it.

*sausage sandwiches*

well nice to see that you've stuck to this subject so purely whilst I've been away.
*wipes away tear from eye*

bacon Z

Shrew - Never asked but she doesn't strike me as a full shaver type.

do you want sponsoring for it Z?

as in, to shave ballox thus increasing sensitivity, obv...
not threatening suicide or owt.

he he

can any ladies*cough*present answer my 16:29 pls...

*poised with razor*

Don't like the Forest of Dean but I can't see the point in completely shaven. Especially in British porn films where all you normally get to see is the pubes anyway.

agreed general bing, and good afternoon.
A well coiffured(sp) lovepurse is one thing, but a shaven haven is quite another.

*names and shames satchell*

would be? you mean she hasn't let you yet?

Are we talking full shave or just a flap crop?

Would be quite happy to try unshaven (on her, not me) but can't say it's a particular fetish.

As long as there's decent fanny management and no massive outburst of spiders’ legs, I don’t need bare naked skin to get wood

its the man in the boat

why does it increase sensitivity, is it cos yer beans more exposed or cos yer bacon rubs more?

Just show her Ara's 16:16 (not a euphemism)

*off to persuade the wife to shave*

hehehe! This is one funny thread.

there you go then - you'll have to take advantage in the street

No wonder you're never up for it when you get home - you must be knackered pet.

wahey - sounds like a good pro to me

Shaven does increase sensitivity yes, but can mean that you get aroused far too easily, ie. walking down the street

both

did you get into porn early shrew or do you just have a back catalogue?

prob for the camera, ref old seventies porn where 'sexy bits' are big black impenetrable (by light) masses of eight foor long pyabs

has anyone noticed how lots of guys in pornos seem to have a shaven scrotum? is this for hygiene or erotic reasons? do women like this particularly?

ooooh, now I think about it, had to shave me bits for me vasectomy - wouldn't like to repeat that too often, not quite the same as shaving your face.

yes but you plck them all individually to releive the stress of the voices fion

all the time

Oh sorry Fnord, I bow to your superior knowledge of pubic hair shaving. You do yours regularly do you?

I shave every day and nevver itch

you just have to keep it trimmed regularly. Has anyone still got trees thread on the subject?

Itches like feck is all I have to say on the matter

any girlie perspectives on this?? I'm curious

I am a fecking pervert, its true
*shaves cat and has wicked way with it*

come on then, pros and cons!!

(i agree)

you're a fecking pervert though fnord

I much prefer a shaven haven too

true true. but great achievements and great love involve great risk, according to D. Lama

missus says she wouldn't shave cos it would be as itchy as hell growing back in

If your talking about ladybits and front-bottoms I like trimmed.

I just happen to find it a turn-on. Apparently it increases the sensitivity in that area for the woman also

Don't think we were talking seafood here were we HLaS
"Pro - can see what your doing, no need to floss."

*wipes*

i'm eating a prawn curry

Am I the only one talking about seafood?

How big is Giant?

unshaven
pros - looks better, can play with hairs
cons - sticks in your teeth, can get unruly

shaven - you can let the latent paedophile in you out for a few hours

unshaven - it's natural; and don't get that terrible stubbly period when it grows back

*scared*

Pro - can see what your doing, no need to floss.

con - ...

exactly, only have experience of unshaven mesel

Goodness me, no one prepared to be forthcoming with pros & cons...what's wrong with every one...

was it served in its own juices?

this is pure?

hehehe!

*cums*

i feel the need to be educated:
shaven v unshaven, pros and cons, please discuss

shaven is much better

You see theis is better isn't it.
Purity, that's what I like to see.

so, is shaven better than un-shaven?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth going all that way just to see one

not in the restaurant.

badda-boom

tish

No, no, no.
Giant
Shaven
Clam
Do not digress.

Anyway Satch, the important question - did you have any?

Diet Coke???

Pull yourself together man!

:o)

anyways, right, so I'm sitting in this restaurant, right, and.....

arse I've forgotten the story

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