22/11/02 16:01 |
pins
god damn it i'm going to you know. |
22/11/02 15:57 |
fnord@work don't - it's dangerous doing it on one sitting |
22/11/02 15:57 |
pins i think I might have to reread the whole thing in a minute |
22/11/02 15:55 |
fnord@work ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha I'm wetting them now |
22/11/02 15:53 |
mentasm hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe |
22/11/02 15:45 |
pins i don't suppose this will end up on best of. It must not be lost! |
22/11/02 15:36 |
fnord@work this happened while I was on holiday! how dare you be funny without me! |
22/11/02 15:34 |
stevie
Artist: Benefit [intro]....
(scratching/chorus) (verse 2)
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22/11/02 15:28 |
soup yay! *mwah!* |
22/11/02 15:28 |
pins here it is |
05/11/02 11:26 |
pins I think this should go in Best of btw |
05/11/02 10:14 |
snapper
midgets are cool |
05/11/02 10:12 |
Smudger this is funnier than the footballers poem thread |
05/11/02 10:11 |
HLaS very funny, and clevver innit |
05/11/02 10:10 |
Smudger so, he's Leeds, which is nice |
05/11/02 10:10 |
Smudger Bio's brother |
05/11/02 10:10 |
HLaS who's bob hump? |
05/11/02 09:22 |
pins Fine work all, thank you. The poems were very well received. |
31/10/02 11:24 |
HLaS
Once upon a midget dreary, I poked and prodded weak and weary, |
31/10/02 09:18 |
soup
Dwaarves! Dwarves! |
30/10/02 22:56 |
PWX
dwarf peas |
30/10/02 19:06 |
joemoz 'Beatles Haiku' I, Yoko Ono, |
30/10/02 19:05 |
joemoz 'Dwarf Haiku' The thing about Dwarfs, |
30/10/02 19:03 |
joemoz 'Hitler Haiku' Tidy little tache, |
30/10/02 18:54 |
Simon_T What about a haiku? Dwarf, just standing there |
30/10/02 18:47 |
tree haha. excellent |
30/10/02 18:44 |
joemoz
The thing about Hitler |
30/10/02 18:09 |
Craigey show us your bom? *gone* |
30/10/02 18:09 |
tree hehehehe. i've been outed! it's a fitting tribute. thankyou >:o] |
30/10/02 18:08 |
Craigey
there once was a shortarse called mathew |
30/10/02 18:04 |
tree a naughty shorty |
30/10/02 18:04 |
Craigey shortarse! |
30/10/02 17:59 |
tree you're naughty! |
30/10/02 17:59 |
tree hehe kinky. yep, a very short 6'3" |
30/10/02 17:56 |
A franKINKYstein - 69 your a short arse aren't you tree? |
30/10/02 17:56 |
Craigey
There once was a dwarf named shorty |
30/10/02 17:52 |
tree stevies 16:03 hehehe |
30/10/02 17:45 |
bob hump
You're so munted |
30/10/02 17:36 |
Azul Buho Hehehe |
30/10/02 17:33 |
bob hump
Small |
30/10/02 17:32 |
HLaS
Being tall is vexing If only I were a little man
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30/10/02 17:26 |
topic
don't you hate it |
30/10/02 17:23 |
andrew i wouldn't furnish you with out of date foreign models, pinsy. i'll get you a good pair of solid, british made dwarves, with romanian styling. |
30/10/02 17:23 |
topic 'Dreaming of Being A Midget' it is little known cos dwarves are not only midgets, at least, have the right size |
30/10/02 17:19 |
pins ah, christopher. the icing on the thread |
30/10/02 17:18 |
topic
porno dwarves |
30/10/02 17:18 |
HLaS sorry, that one was crap |
30/10/02 17:18 |
HLaS
Momma, just met a little man
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30/10/02 17:14 |
pins yes please, can you get his and hers for the both of us, please? (and dial is not acceptable, you cheapskate) |
30/10/02 17:11 |
andrew do you want me to buy you one for xmas? |
30/10/02 16:59 |
pins we just like dwarves. We often talk about them for hours |
30/10/02 16:58 |
andrew thank expletive for that. i thought it was a bit insensitive if he was a bit on the wee side. (funny tho) |
30/10/02 16:58 |
HLaS *bows* |
30/10/02 16:56 |
pins he's not a dwarf, andrew |
30/10/02 16:55 |
pins I've printed out the entire thread and will later be cutting out poems and sticking them in the birthday card. Fine work all. |
30/10/02 16:55 |
andrew when your mate reads these he's going to hang himself. from his doorstep. |
30/10/02 16:53 |
Azul Buho You make a pea look like a mango I think that's the funniest thing I've ever read. Well done, bro. |
30/10/02 16:36 |
pins hehehe |
30/10/02 16:33 |
HLaS
I see a little Big head and short limbs |
30/10/02 16:03 |
stevie
f*ck them other midgets, that's RIGHT! |
30/10/02 15:49 |
whojamaflip
they breed them small in yorkshire why are they small in yorkshire cos you cant get down a rabbit hole |
30/10/02 15:44 |
Azul Buho
I don't think it's fair to write poems about elfs. |
30/10/02 15:40 |
boxobollox
"Having reviewed the evidence, the committee is satisfied that the ban on dwarf tossing is not abusive." A spokesman for the UN Human Rights Committee told reporters in Geneva. |
30/10/02 15:31 |
Azul Buho
Do dwarves have normal cocks and holes? |
30/10/02 15:28 |
soup *gnome* even. |
30/10/02 15:27 |
soup I was just about to put that up almost word-for-word!! *knome* |
30/10/02 15:27 |
jim
you think you saw a dwarve you say? |
30/10/02 15:25 |
Smudger no, I is massive...........on a subetteo pitch |
30/10/02 15:25 |
soup
Hello again Please tell me that you were at the other end of the road |
30/10/02 15:24 |
jim why? are you wee? |
30/10/02 15:23 |
Smudger 122 posts and not a mention of me |
30/10/02 15:22 |
jim
I'd rather go blind |
30/10/02 15:21 |
soup
You can get2 people in a midget |
30/10/02 15:21 |
soup
You can 2 people in a midget |
30/10/02 15:20 |
Getty
My Dwarf is ful, can I have another. |
30/10/02 15:19 |
soup THE = A |
30/10/02 15:19 |
Milburn nice dwarf. |
30/10/02 15:19 |
Getty Stretch Arm Dwarf |
30/10/02 15:19 |
soup
FEEL THE DWARF! |
30/10/02 15:18 |
pins LOVE THE DWARF |
30/10/02 15:18 |
Getty
Backwards a dwarf is a fraud. |
30/10/02 15:16 |
andrew beat eczema with a stick |
30/10/02 15:15 |
soup
do not drip dry |
30/10/02 15:14 |
andrew hehe read the label |
30/10/02 15:11 |
soup
Dwarves are people too |
30/10/02 15:08 |
soup 7 dwarves get on a bus. after a while they start feeling sleepy. So he gets off. |
30/10/02 15:06 |
tree heheh. best line of the thread! "except when going swimming |
30/10/02 15:05 |
soup
Top 10 Funniest Things Midgets and Dwarves Do (Source: Harvard University Humor Committee, 2001) |
30/10/02 15:02 |
soup whoj - hahahahaha |
30/10/02 15:02 |
andrew
Love me |
30/10/02 15:02 |
whojamaflip
It must be nice to be small to skip around their heels |
30/10/02 15:02 |
soup Dawves: Short on stature |
30/10/02 15:01 |
CJ
Go to work on a dwarf |
30/10/02 15:00 |
whojamaflip
Look up |
30/10/02 15:00 |
soup
Put a dwarf in your pocket |
30/10/02 15:00 |
tree pat a dwarf? how short is dial exactly? |
30/10/02 14:59 |
andrew ok pins They say the best things come sorry, no can do. |
30/10/02 14:59 |
soup
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30/10/02 14:59 |
tree PINSSS!!! a big thankyou to all the little chaps hello mini kirks! well, i just think you're swell i salute you, the mature undersized
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30/10/02 14:59 |
Satch Make difference - pat a dwarf today! |
30/10/02 14:58 |
Satch Dwarves - because everyone was small once. |
30/10/02 14:57 |
andrew
Little Jack Horner He failed to submit |
30/10/02 14:56 |
soup Dwarfs 1/2 size |
30/10/02 14:55 |
soup a small - self-adhesive square of paper used in payment for the delivery of a letter or postcard. Maybe even a small parcel - the kind you'd mail a dead dwarf in. |
30/10/02 14:55 |
pins can we have some more nice ones now, please? |
30/10/02 14:55 |
tree see? look at that little chappy. normal guy. he likes chips just like me and you |
30/10/02 14:54 |
tree can we get a definition of the word stamp here please? |
30/10/02 14:54 |
soup
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30/10/02 14:54 |
tree haha |
30/10/02 14:54 |
soup
Stamp! Stamp! Stamp! |
30/10/02 14:53 |
tree cj - haha |
30/10/02 14:53 |
tree yeah az. that's a sweetie too. but as noones laughed at any of mineyou can expletive off |
30/10/02 14:53 |
CJ
Small people are a waste to society. |
30/10/02 14:52 |
andrew
Little donkey |
30/10/02 14:52 |
Azul Buho Oy! Tree! See my 14:31 you heartless front-bottom. |
30/10/02 14:52 |
soup
Grab a dwarf round the neck If you see him crawl away |
30/10/02 14:51 |
tree these are a bit nasty. here's a nice one. AWWWW midgets! they're dead cute! ahhh look at 'im! bless his likkle heart! awww! SO CUTE! |
30/10/02 14:50 |
Azul Buho
If I were smaller |
30/10/02 14:49 |
soup How do you make a tiny midget? Cut a large dwarf in two |
30/10/02 14:49 |
Getty
Push a midget too far |
30/10/02 14:48 |
andrew How do you make a hormone? You don't expletiveing know. |
30/10/02 14:48 |
soup
Baa Baa midget |
30/10/02 14:48 |
tree hehe, i HATE darves! |
30/10/02 14:48 |
tree Darve Vader |
30/10/02 14:48 |
Getty
Midgets think they're clever |
30/10/02 14:47 |
tree hotpack. hehe. true that is. seriously. |
30/10/02 14:47 |
snapper hahahahaha soup! |
30/10/02 14:47 |
tree
ring a ring a midget bastards |
30/10/02 14:46 |
soup HAHAHAHA Getty! |
30/10/02 14:46 |
soup a hotpack of midgets was clocked at over 183mph on the M4 yesterday A police spokesman said "Look at those little f*ckers move!" |
30/10/02 14:46 |
Getty
Skin a dwarf Take the skin |
30/10/02 14:45 |
soup How do fit 500 dwarves into a mini? Mince the f*ckers up first. |
30/10/02 14:45 |
tree the collective term for midgets is a: 'hotpack' |
30/10/02 14:44 |
soup
Midget Gem? |
30/10/02 14:44 |
Azul Buho
I'd like to take a lady midget |
30/10/02 14:44 |
soup
I hear in the movies |
30/10/02 14:43 |
tree i like gettys |
30/10/02 14:43 |
tree 14:42 - HAHAHAHAAAAAA1 i will do bio! hehe |
30/10/02 14:43 |
Getty
Dwarf in my left pocket, |
30/10/02 14:43 |
tree
roses are red the term dwarf is offensive, i was told |
30/10/02 14:42 |
soup
Why is that you never see a dwarf riding a dwarf pony? |
30/10/02 14:42 |
andrew
You're once, |
30/10/02 14:42 |
soup hehehehe have you still got it to hand? Mail ot to me! |
30/10/02 14:41 |
soup
Dwarves |
30/10/02 14:41 |
tree soup - i re read the kraken and i. gotta say. its the funniest thing i've ever seen. hehe |
30/10/02 14:40 |
soup
Red Dwarf |
30/10/02 14:40 |
tree hehe ormy |
30/10/02 14:40 |
tree
dwarves were Tom Paulin - 1997 |
30/10/02 14:40 |
Azul Buho
What is a dwarf, really? |
30/10/02 14:39 |
pins hahaha snaps |
30/10/02 14:39 |
ormondroyd
Mary had a little dwarf |
30/10/02 14:39 |
pins haha, ilove these. Just need a chris effort now please. |
30/10/02 14:38 |
snapper
mary mary |
30/10/02 14:38 |
tree
dwarves give you cancer
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30/10/02 14:38 |
CJ
Thalidolmide |
30/10/02 14:38 |
Milburn
soup! |
30/10/02 14:37 |
soup
Dwarves |
30/10/02 14:37 |
Azul Buho
Dwarves are small |
30/10/02 14:37 |
tree
DWARVES DWARVES!!! |
30/10/02 14:35 |
andrew
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30/10/02 14:35 |
tree haha snapper!!! hehehe |
30/10/02 14:34 |
tree NASA and the dwarves we're heading for venus W.H. Auden |
30/10/02 14:34 |
pins fanastic work. I shall be printing these out and sticking them in the card |
30/10/02 14:33 |
andrew
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30/10/02 14:33 |
snapper
Jack and Jill |
30/10/02 14:32 |
Smudger expletiveing hell guys, I'm in stitches here |
30/10/02 14:32 |
Milburn have I won yet? |
30/10/02 14:32 |
whojamaflip
Snow White had seven |
30/10/02 14:32 |
tree
sex is natural |
30/10/02 14:31 |
Azul Buho
Dwarves are people too |
30/10/02 14:31 |
tree
so it's hi-ho little dawrfies! |
30/10/02 14:30 |
soup
Dwarves are tiny |
30/10/02 14:30 |
tree haha soup |
30/10/02 14:30 |
The Dick Doctor
If I ever see another dwarf, |
30/10/02 14:29 |
soup
I saw a dwarf! |
30/10/02 14:29 |
tree mine are the funniest |
30/10/02 14:28 |
andrew
You're so fuzzy wuzzy |
30/10/02 14:28 |
tree
there once was a midget from kent |
30/10/02 14:27 |
soup
I like coffee |
30/10/02 14:26 |
tree good one azul |
30/10/02 14:26 |
Azul Buho
Dwarves are cool |
30/10/02 14:26 |
tree
roses are red |
30/10/02 14:25 |
jim
If you see a dwarf |
30/10/02 14:25 |
The Dick Doctor
There once was a dwarf called Janice |
30/10/02 14:25 |
tree
there once was a lady from pinner |
30/10/02 14:22 |
pins hehehe keep going chaps. |
30/10/02 14:22 |
ormondroyd
A tiny old scamp dressed in blue |
30/10/02 14:22 |
whojamaflip
There's the long and the short of it At waist high you have the perfect view 2 for a penny, 3 for a pound
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30/10/02 14:20 |
jim
Dwarfs dwarfs |
30/10/02 14:20 |
andrew we have a winner! |
30/10/02 14:19 |
Milburn
there was a wee stunty called ned |
30/10/02 14:19 |
Azul Buho Feck me! Do you want to make it a purple and orange dwarf just to make the rhyming scheme a bit less challenging? |
30/10/02 14:17 |
pins poem about dwarves for a birthday card, please. Very grateful Ta muchly |