buftido

you're just making words up now

kabbado

Rivaldo

nick faldo

waldo

shmaddo

saddo

i pride myself in my extraordinary post

hohohohoho

oh

once, twice, four times a lady?

no, I thought it was poo toilet.

I refer you to my posts at 10:15, which were in response to the extraordinary gooner post of 17:28 yesterday.

where Markie?

why thank you satch.

(you cunny)

did you like my song Satch?

I agree that goons does sound sad when talking about this, but at least he isn't a pointless skid mark on the pants of humanity.

mebbe, but you're even sadder to be bothered about it.

?

RE:
just spoke to her on the phone. i think she's actually missing me. i feel horribly frustrated, but at the same time, it gives an old romantic a little hope...

Damn you sound sad....

i feel like shit too, but i've got passion, loyalty, dedication, and all those other qualities associated with talentless twats (like roy keane).

I will try, to be honest - I feel really awful and may not be up for it.

markie, you frickin' bandido, are you coming on thursday?

hehehe!

FOUR TIMES A LLAAAADDDYYYY!!!!

twice......

once......

we're all loved up. how expletiveing nice can you get.

this is great news for the end of the 40% year

just spoke to her on the phone. i think she's actually missing me. i feel horribly frustrated, but at the same time, it gives an old romantic a little hope...

Mitre seems to be back on again. The basement is free again (I think, can't keep up any more).

i don't think so.

yeah, but after a few beers...

What is the plan for Thursday fnord? i thought the Mitre was off?

Don't get any funny ideas my lad. I only have eyes for one person.

feck me. no nooky.

looks like we'll ahve a common bond on thursday...

Quite! She drinks, but doesn't eat pork, and during Ramadan she's strict on herself - no nothing (eating, drinking, smoking) during daylight hours, and NO NOOKY! For a whole bloody month!

fantastic. glad to hear it.

i take it she's not a strict muslim, judging by her alcohol intake last time!

Everything hunkydory now. She's not coming on Thursday due to Ramadan getting in the way.

fnordy - sorry, i'm wrapped up in myself here. how did things fare with fnordette? did you sort things? i've not been about as much as usual.

no, deffo a doctor.

she just mailed me at home. this sums her up...

"I was lonely last night without you to take up the whole bed."

sweet but funny.

[sighs]

Or a pro.

4 nights?

see a doctor, mate.

I fukkin love this site

hahaha

yes
pure class
she must LOVE YOU

and i managed to sleep.

is this what they call a higher level?

gooner, you need you own web site for this story
it is far too complex and tied up with your emotional and physical needs...all we can say is
4 fekkin nights?!

4 consecutive nights of sex and you did'nt come? then she obviously is'nt the one goons

i can't win!

hehehehe

ode to a septic(one in the guts)

Roses are red
violets are blue
costs 3oo nicker to get to US
and for that i could be having sex up to 15 times. that's £20 a go, and not with a diseased slut.

value for money in anyone's book.

i'd better not markie. i might not miss this time.

buh? wah? loons! bah!

run that by me again goons.

loons

Gives you 6 weeks to rationalise things too. (it's my birthday - me and Kevin Keegan are valentine babies!!).

satchmo - you could be right. i had 4 consecutive nights (shut your eyes ladies) of sex without shooting my load. it could be effecting my judgement.

Feb 14th, aaaa. Hadn't though of it like that. That would be superb timing.

Can't believe that I, Master of Sleaze, didn't think of that.

I mean, you're just going a bit CRAZY is all.

Have a wank and THEN think about whther you should go over to the states after a girl you've known for five minutes.

just fukkin do it then.

ta zorbs. perhaps i should pretend to be cuban? they never throw them out.

If, come February 14th Goons, you still miss her like mad - GO over there. You can work in a bar cash in hand - loads of people do it. I've done it.

nah, I do have a cold.

normally though I would be big and tough and work through it

in the circumstances though, I don't give a shite.

Ahhhh - (*whispering* because I don't know how to do small type) - so you're not really 'ill'!

Goons, a friend of mine is an American who is working illegally in Europe. If she can do it, then you should have no qualms about being an illegal alien in the US - it would simply balance things out as regards US/EU migration. Hope it all goes well for you.

i am calm boss. why you think not?

I went to work this morning

made some calls that I had to

then came home (after doing some Christmas shopping)

(lets not forget that I am working my notice)

calm down mate. Chill Winston

What's the matter with you Markie? You weren't ill at home this morning were you?

just fukkin do it then.

that answer was purely for satch's sake.

i just got another email from her.

this is pissing me off. i feel like just downing tools, packing, and pissing off over there.

i'm not saying that she's 'the one', but she's the closest thing i've had to showing some promise in that direction for um big heap time.

it's frustrating not knowing, i think.

cynicism is destructive

discuss.

hehehe

good thread

Satch on particularly good form; typing the untypeable as usual.

hahahaha

You must forgive us for our cynicism goons, we know not what we do......

hehehe

enjoy-oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy

you wanna wake up first

Gotta go to a meeting. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Well the sighted ones with a good sense of smell seem to be doing ok.

He's a bad boy. I think it's our duty as good citizens to warn all girls/women between the ages of 12 and 35 to avoid him!

and no doubt will be 'gutting' her too!

(sorry!)

he'll be onto a new one in a month!

You've just gone down in my estimation Goons. And here was me thinking that it was a lurve thing - and you reduce it to shags per dollar! Tut!

Oh yeah thats why you've just worked out the economics of the trip by shags

that £300. that's good. and for that i could be having sex up 15 times. that's £20 a go, and not with a diseased slut.

value for money in anyone's book.

(i would like to point out, for teh sake of reference, that the 'connection' was far more than physical)

gooner.. check out continental.

really cheap ones may require you going to mancheser first though.

my baltimore-detroit-gatwick would normally be $550.00

*damn!*

flap your arms, or anything.

cheap flight to New York and then busk your way across the country.

Do what i did take a job in the airlines so you can get free travel

That was'nt much of a comfort at the time but now i am glad i did it,i can have no regrets 'cos for the only time in my life i put in the effort

what's the cheapest way to fly out there?

(don't say 'flap your arms' or anything)

yes. that's the answer i required yossasass

But at least you gave it a go Bobby.

My little jaunt was from Cape Cod to Newark and Newark to San Francisco.The only comfort was i was working with an airline at the time so it cost me nothing but my reputation was shredded by the whole sorry affair

who`s what? Mrs O or the person who went to America for a dump? (the sister of a mate of mine - she was refused entry and came back on the next plane)

who's that yoss?

Mrs Overmars - hahaha

I got dumped in Sydney. Aussie bastard!

by pot

love should know no bounds goons..

attend her side and make haste about it.

I saw a good name on the Arsenal website which I nearly pinched - Mrs Overmars.

i vote for seth's knackers to be pot boiled.

aw, never mind BB.
I know the person who probably holds the world record longest-distance to go for a dump (all the way to America).

balti - yep. can we rent it?

Yoss: I vote for "Mrs Hornby".

bb - i don't even have that.

vik - you're quite right. it'll be a couple of months before i can even visit though, so any false euphoria should have died by then.

charleston SC??!

when are you coming over? my parents have a house there.

hehehe

I'd go but then i also hold the world record for longest distance travelled to get dumped

goons - you're being a twat. (well, you said you wanted to know!)

what were you doing when you were sixteen when you should have been doing this?

but anyway, let`s get down to the crucial issues - what is the new ms gooner to be called?

BB: he's lost those already.

[ick]

The only thing you should bear in mind Goons is that she may seem more attractive and fun because you both knew from the beginning that the relationship would be short-term. It always makes things seem much more exciting when you know it's not indefinite. But - what have you got to lose by trying? Give it a go. The biggest regrets in life are the risks you never took.

What have you got to lose ( apart from your dignity and the respect of your peers ).

she's 21, and this is different to g'ette, believe me.

the first woman in years to be, how shall i say it, an even keel with me. normally i end up dominating things to an extent, and that's the turn off. this gal has 'balls' (purely metaphorically i assure you). i need someone to tell me when i'm being a twat. keeps me interested see.

she's changed my outlook.

who gives a shit if it doesn't work out. only way i'd be pissed off is if i didn't give it a shot.

(i don't think very practically y'see).

anyway, she's also the best looking woman i've been with in a long while, which helps in certain departments. she's yummy (which makes it all the more surprising).

İtree, 1999

BOLLOCKS.

Hoe old is she goons?

'polishing his mushroom'?? Bio - that's quite funny.

Throw caution to the wind Goons - get a 6 month visa and work on the sly. Otherwise - you'll just never know will you?

If she's polishing his mushroom on a regular basis, then there's nowt wrong!

goons DO me a favour - you were like this with goonerette for the first few weeks and it soon cooled off. Don't go throwing money down the pan to go and meet her only to find out that she doesn't quite inspire you the way you thought!

most certainly. she's taking me to charleston for a few days - is taht nearer?

gooner.. if you come stateside you have to visit.

the carolina's are only a few hours away.

visitor up to ins at port of entry. with visa 6 months on visa waiver 90 days. no working.

you need a work visa based on ins approved petition to work legally in us.

this is not my field.

grecian - out of curiosity, how long could i get (as a youngster) either as a visitor, or as a workster?

err, right - what a load of commercial mumbo jumbo then!

Er, that's a commercial site.

oh, right.

"If you have $30 to spare then send the I-824 but it is *not* a required form for the I-129f. There is also *no* guarantee it will actually work but worth the small amount."

What a big load of bureaucratic mumbo jumbo.

I-130

Awesome!

I-129f

sorry; `twas bad of me to raise the subject. Shouldn`t crack jokes at such easy targets.

eh?

I forsee an I-129F or an I-130!!

crude but effective - hehehe!

cruel

RAther!

awwwww!

why not write her a wee poem, goons?

cheer up mate - think of the reunion makeout!!!

[slap]

saw my own version of the American Dream off at Heathrow today.

never clicked with anyone quite like that.

i'll be going out to see her on a couple of months, but it's still shitty.

please excuse me if i blab on about her on the 23rd. alternatively just give me a slap.