Monkmeerkat.

A tough no-nonense meerkat on the trail of a serial killer. Cnut.

hahahaha

Spinal Meerkat:
Seminal Meerkatumentary on heavy metal cnuts whose amps go up to 11. Featuring Gomer Simpson

The Jerry Meerkat Show

Meerkat trash. guess what? they are cnuts.

The Meerkat II

Horror sequel about Martin Meerkat, the half man / half meerkat son of Brundelmeerkat.

A Perfect Meerkat

Thriller with a twisting plot as Michael Meerkat makes a deal with his wifes lover to kill her off, also stars Gwyneth Meerkat

Meerkkat AE
Cartoon cnuts superimposed badly over 3d computer imagery. In space!

Stand by Meerkat.

No. Cnut.

Meerkat in the iron mask on BBC1 at the mo.

Leonardo di cnutio at his best

First Meerkats Club

'Funny' vehicle for three past-it actresses who are all playing divorced Meerkats; divorced and bitter, the cnuts.

Meerkat Grafitti

George Lucas directs tale of young cnuts driving round town at night

'tis a very fanny thread

Wish I hadn't bothered clicking on this.

The Phantom Meerkat

A couple of cool Jedi warriors try and save a planet full of irritating cnut meerkats from almost certain destruction by the evil empire.

Let the expletiveers rain hell on them I say, just make sure Ja Ja Meerkat is first.

Meerkat Story
A bunch of meerkats are tortured by a sadistic boy neighbour. Serves 'em right; front-bottoms

The Full Meerkat

Five meerkats on the dole decide to do a strip show. Fat talentless cnuts.

The Meerkat in the iron mask

Leonardo Di Cnuntio wonders why he has to wear an iron mask. it is because he is a cnut.

Mrs. Meerkatfire.

A meerkat pretends to be a scottish female meerkat to get access to his kids. Don't know why he bothered, they're all cnuts. Especially the youngest one with her ingratiatingly cute lisp. DIE!

Ten Things I Hate About Meerkats

Is that really all the reasons you can think of as to why to hate the cnuts?

The Meerkat Rides Out

Satanic cnuts!

Pretty Meerkat

The title is a lie. They're all ugly cnuts.

The Cnut who loved me

Meerkat with impoosibly cool car gets chased by bloke with big metal teeth. Lets Sadly, the bloke with the big metal teeth doesn't catch him and bite his head off

My Fair Meerkat

Common meerkat is pulled off the street and shown how to act posh-like. Was it flowers she sold, or her body, the modern day version started Richard Meer and Julia Robkats.

Having proven to others that it can cut it in the higherclass world...it falls in love with another meerkat and they live happily ever after. The cnuts.

From Meerkat with Love.

Roger shags a Meerkat up the cnut.

The Bridge on the River Meerkat.

9,000 meerkats gets blown up will fighting lemmings. Stupid cnuts!

from thrush to meerkats. You have a strange mind, Yoss.

Around the World in 80 Meerkats.

Pervio Fogg takes a bet where he has to travel around the world whilst at all times shagging a meerkat. He kills 80 of the little cnuts. Good work Pervio!

The Meerkat Dozen

A group of tough meerkats awaiting execution are sent into enemy territory on a perilous mission, where most of them die anyway. Serves the cnuts right.

Quite a bit of shagging...

Not much cnuting going on there, Alvin.

The Phantom Meerkat....

The story of how one Meerkat built his own acorn in outerspace...

Blame it on Meerkats.

Michael Caine and another actor go to Rio and end up shagging each others pet Meerkats...

The first time I had thrush (actually the only time), I was told to put a vaginal meerkat up "there" each night for 3 nights. On the third night, I did this and went to bed, but at 2am my friends knocked on my door and dragged me out to a rave. I totally forgot that me "meerkat" was about to do its work, and after I'd been in the club for about an hour, and was coming up nicely, the whole thing went off, fizzing and foaming and everything. It was effing hilarious. Cnut.

hehehe!

Meerrrkat

A chatsite meerkat who makes uninformed and sweeping statements about people. Unsurprisingly his views are not endorsed by other chetters. This is mainly because he's a cnut.

Last of the Summer Meerkats

Three old meerkats fart around on the moors with an old tub and a bicycle wheel, then go back to the local cafe to try to pull an old battleaxe. What a trio of wringly cnuts!

Meerkats vitual match reports.

Lanky meerkat cnut draws stick figures playing footy. Then says St. Michael of Owen is a diver. The lying cnut.

Meerkat Jones' Dairy

Cnut opens a cheese factory. It closes down soon after due to cnuntiness.

Monty Meerkat and the Quest for the Holy Cnut

A group of noble meerkats go on a quest. Most of them get killed. Unfortunately, the budget runs out before the others are. Lucky cnuts.

Life of Brian the Meerkat

a simple meerkat is mistaken for the meerkat messiah, with hilarious consequences, until the cnut is put on a cross. Best thing for him.

BURN THEM!

Why are they called meerkats (sea-cats) if they live in the desert?

Lying cnuts.

Instead of ranting about religion, I thought we could all have a giggle with the meerkat thread again.

Watchmeerkat.

Ginger snidey meerkat sees off strange looking meerkat cnut with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Way to go, ginger cnut.

Watchmeerkat.

Ginger snidey meerkat handles other meerkats consumer complaints. Stroppy ginger cnut.

CAMP.

Christian sovie review website. With meerkats. Cnuts.

"Don't talk to me about meerkats, most of them seemed like cnuts"

Kelly's Meerkats

"meerkat was a black man, meerkat was batman"

and some, erm, less classic films

once we got past 200 most classics were already done

we're starting to repeat lots of them now
or are these the remakes?

North by NorthMeerkat

(The Meerkat of Suspense presents a 3000-mile cnut-chase across America!)

An advertising cnut is mistaken for a spy and is pursued across the country while he looks for a way to survive.

"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising cnut, not a red"

Doctor in the Meerkat

Dirk Bogarde, some sellotape and a terribly shocked young lady... the cnuts

Love, Honour And Meerkat

Jude Law and his acting mates - cnuts.

King Solomon's Meerkats

He tried to keep them secret, the cnut

Faster Meerkat! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Not fast enough. Cnut.

Throw Meerkat from the Train!

See the cnut's guts splat all over the tracks!

Herbie Rides Again... this time he kills Meerkats, the cnuts

The Man With One Red Meerkat

Man gets mistaken for spy, and is chased all over America. He takes out his frustration by squishing one of the cnuts until it bleeds.

throw in a few cnuts there Lukey and you're pretty much there

throw in a few cnuts there Lukey and you're pretty much there

Is that the idea?

I haven't posted on this thread till now.

Meerkat.

Orm - how about an Ormondroyd's virtual Meerkat Match report next time round?

Die Hard with a Meerkat

"WHERE ARE MY CNUTING DETONATORS?"

Hudson Meetkat

Cnut wears vest and is so expletiveing vain he has to have his balding meerkat hair animated

Boogie Meerkats

Young Markie Meerkat is drawn into the exciting world of meerkat smut. He does too many drugs and becomes a bit of a cnut.

"my meerkat's no 'air on, no 'air on, no 'ai-air on,
my meerkat's no 'air on,
he has to wear a wig.

And if you don't believe me
Believe me
Belie-ieve me.
And if you don't believe me,
Then come and have a look"

*sung in a nasal Lancashire acnut*

Withnail and Meerkat

"MontyKat you terrible cnut!"

Gone with the Meerkat

Rhett Meerkat tells Meerkat O'Hara

"frankly meerkat, I don't don't give a damn, you cnut"

Five Meerkats Name Moe

All cnuts.

Voyage to the bottom of the Meerkat

A crack team of scientist Meerkats invent a shrinking device and travel in a sub through the body of a female Meerkat to find out more about the cnuting Meerkat anatomy. It all goes horribly wrong when they get right down to the cnut, and it's gone off.

Rogue Meerkat

Careless acorn trader beds Anna Meerkat but bankrupts his employer. Daft cnut.

500

What a wonderful thread - wish I had time to read it all

hahaha, excellent work fnord

The Day The Meerkat Stood Still

Cnut! Kattu meerkata cnutkto!

hehehehehehehe. That's this first time I've ever won at wordox.

cnut

3 in a row actually

WordMeerkat

Tom geta a couple of cnuting wins under his belt and thinks he;s king cnut. Too right! Cnut!

Meerkatox

Cnunty game which kicks bio out when he gets excited.

BioPot's 18:07 yesterday:
>>Meerkat on the Buses

Sit Down! Exact Change Only! Stop Ringing the F*ckin Bell! Get off my F*cking Bus! Meep!<<

Soiled me pants that did.

The Hunt for Cnut October

(Invisible. Silent. Stolen. Cnuts!)

the USSR's best submarine meerkat in their newest sub violates orders and heads for the USA. Is the cnut trying to defect, or to start a war?

stop meerkat sense

eclectic band of meerkats make no sense whatsoever. cnuts.

Octomeerkat

8 of the cnuts! Run for your cnuting lives!

meerkat at hanging rock

cnuts get lost and die. That's it.

Meerkatbusters

The cnuts come back as ghosts! KILL THE CNUTS!

Cnuts In May

Keith and Candice-Meerkat have comedic/dramatic adventures in Dorset.

A Meerkat Less Ordinary

Ewan McEerkat and Cnuteron Diaz have some sort of dangerous liason. The Meerkatspotting cnuts had something to do with it.

Meerkatabout

Film about which the only thing anyone remembers is the scene in which Jenny Acnutter gets her fur off. Oh, do the punchline yourself.

Cnut Air

(They were deadly on the ground. Now they have wings!)

Newly released ex cnut and former US Meerkat finds himself trapped in a cnut transport plane when the other cnuts sieze control.

"The last thing your daughter will smell will be my hot stinking cnut!"

The Meerkat Witch Project

Let's spook the cnuts!

Meerkaters.

A bunk of furry alien cnuts end up on earth and go round eating people. Cnuts.

Meerkats - the movie.

Diaper-wearing cnuts get lost while on vacation.

The Importance of being Meerkat

"A brown cnut!"

The Meerkat of Notre Dame

"The bells, the bells, they made me a cnut you know!"

How to Marry a Meerkat

rent an expensive apartment and act like a cnut apparently

anyone else looking forward to the release of Harry Meerkat and the Philosophers Stone?

Cnut kills lots of meerkats but harry is the dominant male and ptiches his spirit into the everlasting void (or something)

hehehehe.

Meerkat Traffic.

Bunch of welsh drug-tanking cnuts.

Hurrah!

Meerkat United.

A bunch of total cnuts from meerkatchester. All their supporters are cnuts and live in meerkatford. hehehehehehehehehehe

hehehe, nice to see this one still running. And I thought it was stuttering to a halt at one stage yesterday.

How to Get A Meerkat in Advertising.

Yuppie advertising exec grows a meerkat head! Couldn't happen to a nicer person, the media cnut!

hehehe

Driving Miss Meerkat

old jewish cnut and her afro-american meerkat in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years. The old slaaaag cnuts!

Dog Meerkat Afternoon.

Cnut robs a bank. Dies. Cnut.

Meerkat 13

A bunch of meerkats go into space, their spaceship fails, they make it back safely. Cnuts.

The English Meerkat.

Burnt in a plane crash. Dies. Cnut.

Boxing Meerkat, sorry. Forgot the original title!

Boxing Miss Meerkat.

Meerkat cnut with no arms or legs. Watch him try to run away!

Kiss the Meerkats

Meerkat searching for a deadly collector. His only hope is the cnut that got away.

We can twos up on him if you like TG...in a cnutish way, or something

MeerkatWorld

Kevin Cnut Costner tanks in watery tale of meerkat cnuts with gills on the side of their necks that look like cnuts.

Saturday Night Meerkat

Brooklyn meerkat feels his only chance to get somewhere is as the cnut of the disco floor.

He's a cnut!

mmm, George Meerkat. I'm with your there MsMonkey.

O Meerkat Where Art Thou

All singing, all convict outfit wearing (ignore the fact that I'd expletive him in a second, as that's got nothing to do with the fact that he so obviously is a)handsome cnut!

...that one blew it's budget by huge amounts as the fecking cnuts wouldn't crouch!

The Englishcnut who Went Up a Vole and Came Down a Meerkat

Village full of irritating cnuts pile rocks up, forgetting only to bury Hugh Grant underneath them. Dozy cnuts.

Charlie's Meerkats

Three meerkats are ostensibly teamed up to fight crime, but prefer to lounge around in unsubtle clothing, leading Charlie to conclude that they really are cnuts.

Crouching Meerkat, hidden Cnut.

Bleedin cnuts with deadly martial art skills!

...starring Meerkat York and Farrah Fawcnut.

Meerkat's Run

29 year old cnut about to die. DIE you cnut!!

Meerkatnophobia.

Everyone's afraid of the little cnuts. Oh, and Julian Sands? You're a cnut!

The neverending meerkat.

Die you little fukker, DIE!

The City of Lost Meerkats

ugly french goblins and a disembodied brain running around in a dream world like the meerkating cnuts they are!

Dead Meerkat

Sam Neill, Nicole Kidman and a crazy meerkat hit the open seas.

Escape from LA Meerkats.

More of the same. Just with californian meerkats. Who are even bigger cnuts than last time.

MeerkatEye

A dastardly renegade Russian Meerkat tries to use satellite rodents to nibble the world.

Tina Turner puts Meerkats in her knickers and feels the pain for the title song.

And indeed cnuts.

Escape from New York Meerkats.

Kurt Russell has to rescue somethingorother from criminal meerkats in New York. Meerkat slaaaaaags.

Death Becomes Her Meerkat

Comedy, unsurprisingly. On BBC1 seemingly every other week.

Escape To Meerkats

Stallone's penalty save reunites the Allied first eleven with their meerkats. What a cnut.

The Meerkat Book

baby meerkat is raised by a loving family of wolves. grows up to be a backstabbing cnut who howls a lot.

Meerkat of the Jungle

a baby meerkat is raised by a loving gorilla clan. he grows up to be a cnut who can swing from tree to tree.

hahaha JX 17.39!!!

The Green Meerkat

Wrongly accused black cnut gets fried.

hehehe

Rosencat and Gerbilstern Are Dead

killed by meerkats

10 things I hate about Meerkats.

Shakespeare update. Featuring cnuts.

Beverly Hills Meerkat

A freewheeling Detroit meerkat pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different cnuts of Beverly Hills.

...and Alan Cnutman as the evil sheriff.

...features the lovely Mary Elizabeth Meerkatonio.

The Adventures of Baron Munkatsen

A meerkat and his chums engage in preposterous unbelievable japes, all the time escaping death by the skin of their fur. Lying little cnuts

Robin Meerkat - Prince of Cnuts

Swashbuckling medieval meerkats adventure at its finest.

Meerkats at the Gates

Two cnuts trying to snipe eachother in a bombed out Stalinkats.

things can only get cnutish

story of how one colony of meerkats took over from another colony of meerkats. they were all cnuts.

Dude, Where's My Meerkat?

Teenage dopehead loses his cnuting meerkat, the lucky forgetful cnut.

tsk - JX

tsk - more repetition.

Cnut Runner

A Bounty Hunter who may be a meerkat hunts other meerkats and falls in love with a super-refined meerkat in a dark and rainy city. Some cnut keeps leaving him origami unicorns, so he f.ucks off

Far Meerkat Away

A meerkat couple with godawful Oirish accents expletive off to America to get in barepaw fights live among the rats, who quite frankly are more endearing than the pair of the them. Cnuts.

Some Meerkats Do 'ave 'em

The cnuts!

A seriously top thread - been laughing for hours!!

hehe

The Meerkats from Brazil

Some fcukers cloned the cnuts!

El Meerkato

He's not only a cnut, but a bastard to boot.

Meerkatino

Whingeing bastard Spanish meerkat comes up with crap injuries to avoid playing for his team. What a cnut.

Indiana Meerkat and the Temple of Doom.

Hopefully the giant boulder'll squash the little cnut this time.

Last of the Meerkats

Last one? Good. The cnuts.

Meerkats

Twenty-something New York meerkats live in apartments they plainly can't afford and aren't very funny. Especially that Schwimmer cnut.

The Yellow Meerkat

Chicken-shit cnut.

the purple meerkat of cairo

cnut comes out of a movie into real life and is still a cnut. and not purple.

Fried Green Meerkats at the Whistlestop Cafe

HAHAHAHAHA See the cnuts burn in a pan like the cnuts they are! Burn Baby Burn!

(OK I mis-spelled the cnuting title, alright?)

Modified at 03/4/01 14:50

Funny Meerkat

A big nosed jewish meerkat becomes a big meerkat celebrity. But still isn't funny and is therefore still a cnut.

Meerkatgnolia

Vermin-related coincidences and entwined stories, but all anyone can remember about the film is 'Respect the cnut'

Chacun Cherche Son Meerkat, aka "When The Meerkat's Away"

Girl loses her meerkat. She's really pretty. Everyone else in the film is a cnut.

Cnuts R Us

A shop for meerkats.

Two Meerkat Junction

Soft porn where lady meerkat gets her fur off for no good reason. For mature cnuts.

Beverly Hills 9021meerkat

Rich american high school meerkats twat about in posh cars and say 'whatever' a lot. They are all played by considerably older meerkats. Cnuts.

Jossies Meerkats

More geordie meerkats, this time in a football team. They can't spell the bledding programme title so they're all cnuts.

Meerkatator II: Judgement Day

Hasta la vista, cnut.

Butch Meerkat and the Sundance Cnut

Two outlaw meerkats go robbing in Peru. Due to pressure from cnut film studio, director forced to crowbar in romance angle complete with stupid riding-bike sequence. Spineless cnut.

Meerkatenders.

An unknown cockney meerkat shoots baldie Phil 'cnutboy' Meerkat. Serves him right the cnut. Apparently we're all talking about it.

When Meerkats Come

Working class meerkat fulfils a lifelong ambition of playing for Sheffield United. And then gets squished the first time he tries to head the ball, the cnut.

The Usual Meerkats

That Meerkat Soze cnut.

Purely Meerkat.

Two geordie meerkats try to come up with the money to buy Meerkat United season tickets. Cnuts.

Look Who's Meerkat, Look Who's Meerkat Too and Look Who's Meerkat again

some meerkats are dubbed to give the impression that you can hear what they're thinking. As if the cnuts weren't irritating enough.

Stand By Meerkat

A boy with the most cnuttish name in the world... "Gordie Lachance" for cnut's sake... gets his mates together to go and find a dead meerkat. Kiefer Sutherland tries to stop them. The cnut.

Notting Meerkat

A floppy haird meerkat cnut and a female meerkat with really long armpit hair twat about like cnuts in trendy London. The cnuts.

thank you tree

*proud*

Being John Meerkat

Get inside that cnut's head! Wow!

Meerkats Dangereux

French Cnuts. Dangerous ones.

Give my Regards to Meerkat

Like F*ck you will!

Me, Myself and Meerkat.

What a f.ucking nightmare, alone with a schizophrenic cnut.

The Meerkat of the Opera

Disfigured mangy cnut lives under theatre. Where he belongs. cnut.

Elvira Meerkaten.

Cnut play the piano a lot in the background.

The Magnificent Seven Meerkats

Seven cnutin meerkats save a village full of shit soft cnuts from nasty cnuts. You know the drill.

Meerkat Street.

Cnut is good! And suddenly every cnut is wearing red braces.

They Shoot Meerkats Don't They?

Too f*cking right the little cnuts.

bing 13:40 hehehe

The Cnut, The Bad and The Ugly.

Three cnuts chase for a stolen gold payroll in the middle of the American Civil war.

hahahahahaha! peterzihno's 13:31, very good too!

hahahahahaaaaaa

Man bites Meerkat

HAHAHAHA serves the cnut right. Bite it's cnuting head off!

James and the Giant Meerkat

Small, hallucinating boy lives inside giant cnut to escape his cnut of an aunt.

Pretty Meerkat

Modern day remake of May Fair Meerkat starring Richard Cnut and Cnut Roberts

Three Men and A Meerkat

Get a meerkatsitter, you daft cnuts

My Fair Meerkat

Cheap common little meerkat is dragged up from the gutter (where the cnut should have stayed) and ends up in Ascnut with a load of other cnuts watching the Meerkats racing.

Meerkats in the Mist

Some cnut studies a settlement of Meerkats for years, develops some weird bond with the head cnut, fails to stop half of them being killed by cnut poachers, goes mental and gets herself killed because she upset too many cnuts.

Meerkat on 54th Street

Big fat bearded Meerkat tries to pass himself of as Santa Cnut. But the little cnuts see through it, or do they? Who cares, he's a cnut

The Scent Of A Meerkat.

My god, that cnut stinks.

Meerkat Instinct

Sharon Stone builds her whole career on one quick flash of her cnut.

Meerkat In The Dark

F*cking cnut collapsed the burrow.

Charlie's Meerkats.

Three cnuts in search of a plot.

Ai No Meerkata

Art? Porn? Either way, it's a bunch of cnuts.

The Lost Meerkats

"I don't believe it... my own brother, a goddam s---sucking cnut! You wait till mom hears about this!"

Blithe Meerkat

Based on a Noel Cnut play, Charles and his second meerkat Constance (a right cnut), are haunted by the ghost of his first meerkat, Elvira. Medium Madame Arcnuti tries to help things out by contacting the ghost meerkat. Stupid, stupid cnut.

They all die in the end. Hooray!!!!!

Meerkat Impossible

Cnut tries to expose traitorous boss by doing silly dangly tricks.

Salo: the 120 Days of Meerkat

Filth that the cnuts get up to when no-one's looking.

Things To Do In Denver When You're A Meerkat

Be a cnut, obviously

Eat, Drink, Meerkat, Woman

Cnut cooks, loses his sense of taste, resorts to cooking meerkats.

miss meerkat's feeling for snow

greenland is too cold for meerkats, so she doesn't have any feeling for snow.

The Joy Meerkat Club

Oh the joy! the unbridled joy! Club the cnuts to death! Go on!!

pls pls pls stop now!!!!

Ice Cold Meerkat in Alice

WWII spy film starring Anthony Quim. Bunch of cnuts in the desert evading the German Meerkats in an attempt to out-cnut the enemy.

*realises his 13.20 was only about 48 hours out of date*

Ameerkatan Beauty

A cnut spends the whole film chasing some teenage cnut only to turn her down when she offers her cnut on a plate to him. What a cnut!

Back To The Meerkat

a meerkat invents a flux capacitor and travels back in time only to find they were all cnuts then aswell

Meerkatablanca

Round up the usual cnuts

Three Meerkats for Sister Sarah

Poor bitch, they'll make her life hell, the little cnuts

Dances with Meerkats

Annoying cnut fancies indian meerkat chick and spends about 3 interminable hours trying to get in her furry pants

Meerkats Machine.

Load of cnuts in prison try to beat the prison officers at American football.

Sharky's Meerkat

Drugged up cnut tries to kill Burt Reynolds toupee.

Die Verlorene Ehre der Katarina Meerkat.

Die Heldin wird von der Polizei festgenommen, unter Verdacht eine Sympathisantin einer Terror-gruppe zu sein. Am Ende stellt es sich aber fest, dass sie tatsächlich ein Meerkat ist, und dazu ein Cnut.

Throw Meerkat from the Train

Go on! Squash the cnut!

The Meerkat Bride

Fairytale cnuts wander round spouting classic lines like “Hello. My name is Inigo Meerkata. You killed my fadder. Prepare to die, you cnut.” Also features the Dread Pirate Meerkat (who, it must be said, is a cnut)

Supermeerkat

That's a shop, not a film.

meerkatshack

bill murray is a groundsman at a posh golf club driven loopy by waging an unwinnable one man war against the meerkats who, in typical cnutish fashion, are burrowing all over the course.

feck. 1906. ROI.

Driving Miss Meerkat

...into the path of an oncoming juggernaught, hopefully, the cnut.

the 5000 meerkats of dr t

crazy cnut of a piano teacher imprisons 500 young boys and makes them play on worlds biggest piano with rodents taped to their fingers

Meerkat Day

Some weatherman cnut gets trapped in a timewarp because Phil the Gopher can't see his shadow. Except he's not a gopher, he's a meerkat and a cnut with it.

Supermeerkat

After his home burrow is destroyed our cnut travels to earth where he is adopted by some cnuts that run a farm.

Supercnut becomes a reporter and twats about with his pants outside his tights like a cnut. Falls for other meerkat journalist cos she's as bigger cnut as he is.

cnuts = cnut

Absolute Meerkats.

Flat chested cockney meerkat cnuts with a penchant for knobbing fading rock stars prances around a horrible pastiche of 'coffee shop london" and manages to lose loads of money and damage the credibility of the UK film industry

What Meerkats Want

Some cnut has an accident and can read prairie dogs' minds, meaning his cnuting burrow is safe from attack. The cnut.

Meerkat Pie

Little cnut f*cks a pie - big deal - he's a cnut, what do you expect?

Hehehe. I just typed "Howard the Duck" into IMDB to see how bad its review were.

Only I didn't.

A search for 'howard the meerkat' found the following results:

Meerkats on the Verge of A Nervous Breakdown.

Serves them right, the spanish cnuts.

Aye Dan.

The Meerkat that Dripped Blood (From the Meerkat House of Horror Team)

Serves the little cnut right. Hope he bleeds to death. Cnut.

Interview with the Meerkat

Some meerkat c***s on a cinema screen do something. All the meerkats watching the film fall asleep.

Is that otherwise known as The Rats Bio?

Mary Shelley's Meerkatstein

No it's not, it's Kenneth Brannagh's, and the c***'s ruined it.

Shaving Meerkat Ryan

Hard-core porn film in which a shane cnut frolics about with some other cnuts. - Parody of 02/4/01 18:49 - Simon_T Saving Private Meerkat

Apocalypse Meerkat

Some meerkats sail up river to find a stray meerkat. They find him. He's a c***.

Meerkat & Present Danger.

Bunch of 'kats go down to Columbia to take out the drug barons, and we're meant to believe the little cnuts were staying up all night in the woods without having a little toot themselves.

delimeerkatessen

meat is in short supply cos the meerkats have eaten it all. cnuts.

pls plspls stopp it!!!

hahaha dan

oo! thought this had disappeared!

The Hunt for Red Meerkat

Why oh why did they put one of the littel cnuts in charge of a nuclear submarine?!?!?!

Meerkatrunner

Meerkat has to go into the colony and find out what cnuts are really squirrels who have shaved their tails down

Cool Merkattings.

That cnut Owen's favourite fillum.

Meerkat Green

Futuristic Sci-fi film in which humans get their own back on their cnutish neigbours by turning them into little green wafer biscuits. Serves the cnuts right.

but the cnut must have had his meerkat balls strapped up!

The Meerkat Game

It's a male meerkat really! Hahahah, told you now, what a c*** I am.

Meerkats Wedding

Plain-ish meerkat from a family of loud slob cnut meerkats does stuff to abba songs then gets married

The Meerkat Sanction

Clint Eastwood is sent to Switzerland to rub one of the little cnuts out, but with disastrous consequences. Cnuts can climb f*cking mountains now!

(to bio)

hehehe bio

hahaha!

20000 Meerkats under the Sea

Dronw the lot of the fecking cnuts!

The Meerkats

Tippi Hedren gets the shit scared out of her by a bunch of flying cnuts - "Christ!", she exclaims at one point, "the cnuts have learned to fly!"

The Meerkat from the Black Lagoon

wet cnuts

who, naturally, turns out to be a cnut

Meerkat by Meerkat West

Man is inexplicably mistaken for a Govt agent and is chased across America by a meerkat in a biplane

40% Meerkat.
A bunch o'cnuts talk shite all day.

Meerkat Kong

A bunch of cnuts go off to a jungle island to capture the mythical Meerkat Kong. The big ugly cnut wreaks havoc when brought back to the USA. Don't the daft cnuts realise he's gonna steal some cnut's bird and leg it up a skyscraper? Cnuts

stop it now; i am damp of knicker

Meerkat, Queen of the desert.

Male meerkats put on frocks & make up and spend their time arranging the cushions on their bus whilst singing Abba songs. the durty cnuts.

Meerkat at Tiffany's

Some c*** from the A-Team tries to pull Audrey Hepburn, but she's marrying a rich Brazilian c***. Watch out for the romantic closing scene as they embrace in the rain while holding a very annoyed looking c*** of a soggy ginger meerkat.

A meerkat to remember

deborah kerr falls in love with another meerkat, they arrange to meet on top of the empire state building but he never shows up cos he's a cnut.

Meerkats for Two

Meerkats For Two is a romantic comedy about the collision between Daniel
Becker, a Meerkat expert with a long string of female conquests, and
Katie Burrill, a devoted Meerkatologist who can read minds. Katie doesn't
like what she reads. "Meerkat's minds are sewerscos they is cnuts innit!" she says, and her left hook often punctutates that conclusion. cnuts

(thanks to TonyJ for the synopsis)

The Meerkatrix

Keanu Meerkat tries to save the world from those sinister c***s in suits? He finds out he's the chosen c***, which says more about the c***s who casted the movie than anything else.

One Flew over the Meerkats Burrow

Bunch of mad cnuts in a hospital arent so mad after all. But they are still cnuts

Beverly Hills Meerkat

A c***t of a scriptwriter, realising he's a talentless c***t, makes Eddie Murphy do a silly laugh in an attempt to salvage the film.

The Meerkat and I

Deborah Kerr goes to work for a Meerkat, but falls in love with him, without realising that he's a cnut.

this is a very very funny thread

tarka the meerkat

tarka the meerkat kills and nicks the identity of an otter cos he's a cnut.

Nope, nice try, but I don't do shades.
I do briefly walk on Oxford road, only starting from that road that comes down by Chatham St car park though. I go round the back way to get home.

That's a good un, orm

btw, do you walk to work along the Oxford Road?

If so, were you wearing shades and a green jacket on friday morning?

Good Will C***ing

A genius builder meerkat acts like a c***, but it's not his fault.

Meerkat of Nazareth

Some cnut claims to be the son of god. Millions of cnuts believe him, cnuts that they are, and use him as an excuse to act like utter cnuts for the next 2000 years. Cnuts.

I think Orms 11.04 is the winner so far

you forgot to mention that the suicidal meerkat was a cnut.

Did my summary cover everything?

orm - that 's one film where the meerkat version is less cnutish than the human one.

Dead Meerkat's Society

A depressed student meerkat kills himself. His mates stand on some tables and make themself look like c***s

The Meerkat who came in from the Cold

Who left the cnuting door open!

Meerkat IV

A bunch of Scientists out in the desert studying a colony of Meerkats get more than they bargained for when they are gradually killed off until two remain as slaves of their cnuting Meerkat masters. The cnuts

the meerkat has landed

meerkat caine is a german meerkat pretending to be a polish meerkat in order to murder the top english meerkat cos he's a cnut.

The Meerkat Job

"You were only supposed to blow the c***ing PAWS off!"

(except that blonde woman, who spoiled everything with that FarAndAway Oirish Accent accent in Ronin)

The Meerkat Show

An unsuspecting Meerkat's every move since birth has been televised to a worldwide audience of c***s. He finds out, and makes them look like the complete c***s they are.

M-571

a bunch of meerkats in a submarine claim they won the war. Lying cnuts.

One of our Meerkats is Missing

A bunch of triads and grannies run around a patheticly obvious studio set full of dry ice with a meerkat skeleton after some c**t's mystery secret. When it's eventually found, it turns out that the c**t caused all the fuss over some c**ting soup. The c**t.

Meerkats In Black

Dyeing their fur, two meerkats sort out Orion's belt or something. The f*cking intergalactic bug cnuts.

Meerkat In Love

Bunch of Elizabethan cnuts wander round performing plays. Top meerkat cnut wins a f*cking Oscar for her troubles.

Single White Meerkat

the perils of sharing your burrow with a strange meerkat, who turns out to be a psycho cnut

I would have. although I suppose its some sort of poetic justice that although the cnut still lives, his acting career is dead on its arse.

how dare Kiefer Sutherland still be alive without being mostly vegetable? Should have let the expletiveer die.

hehehe.

you forgot to mention that the medical students were cnuts. especially Kiefer Sutherland.

Cnutliners

some medical students experiment on meerkats by killing them for a laugh, with disastrous consequences

"You don't have no cnut Lieutenant Dan"

Meerkat Gump

"Life is like a box of cnuts"

Meerkat on Elm Street

Teenagers are killed mysteriously in their sleep by impossible-to-kill vermin - the cnuts make it back for another 7 films

Mad Meerkat

a mad australian cnut in a post-apocalyptic world. Meerkats caused the apocalypse. cnuts.

Three Meerkats In The Fountain

Drown the cnuts!

The Meerkat of Oz

the wicked c*nt of the west does some evil stuff

Rambling Meerkat

An underage meerkat flaunts its sexuality at the male members of a middle American family. What a dirty little cnut!

Armeerkatgeddon.

A bunch of meerkats cunningly use a series of plot devices to save the world. After two hours of this you wish the cnuts hadn't bothered.

I've got to say that everyone on here has made me laugh so expletiving much!

Oh and you're all cnuts.

The Talented Mr Meerkat

....is a cnut and wears green trunks.

40% Meerkat

A bunch of cnuts wittering on about cnut knows what. Oh, hang on...

Hahaha!

*hands in notice to boss*

Hehehehehehehehe.

Citizen Meerkat

a cnut who owned a newspaper dies - everyone wants to know what rosebud meant...well it was some other cnut's pet name for his mistress's clit.

Page 12. “…the precision of estimates can be calculated and Table A2.2 indicates the range within which there is a 90% chance that the true value lies.”

*sneaks look at thread again*

“…the precision of estimates can be calculated and Table A2.2…”

expletiveing cnuts

Meerkatspotting.

meerkats shoot up a lot and generally act the cnut and get confused as to whether they are glamourising or condemning the taking of hard drugs

Meerkatacus

"I'm Meerkatcus and so's my wife!"

Scarmeerkat

Drug addled criminal meerkat goes mentla and invites some gun toting meerkats to "come and meet his little friend". The dirty cnut.

The Scent of a Meerkat

A blind former soldier shouts a lot and sniffs Meerkats. perverted cnut.

Meerkat's House Party

A brightly-coloured meerkat with extra fur on its face dumps gunge on other meerkats, while they cheer. Cnuts, the lot of 'em.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Meerkat

A Meerkat's penis is transformed into a magical sword, female Meerkats fly around in the air. cnuts.

fnords 19:53 has brightened up my life

Rita, Sue & Meerkat too.

Fat unappealling middle aged meerkat cnut bones two repulsive scabby cnuts

The Big Meerkat

a hippy meerkat gets mistaken for another meerkat, spends a lot of time drinking white russians and smoking dope. lazy cnut.

Meerkat v Meerkat

two meerkats behave like c*nts and baby meerkat gets lifelong psychological problems.

Alien Meerkats

In space, no-one can hear you squeak

Meerkat III

"A cnut, a cnut! My kingdom for a cnut!"

My Meerkat Launderette

A Meerkat opens a launderette for other meerkats. what a cnut!

2001: A Space Meerkat

two men fly a massive meerkat to Jupiter. It's a c*nt and tries to kill them both

The Three Muskemeerkats.

"One for all and we're all cnuts!"

The Man With Two Meerkats

Poor cnut, as if one wasn't enough.

Stop! Or my Meerkat will shoot

What was Stallone thinking? The cnut

a MeerKat & a gentleman. See below, no planes & smarter uniforms

Top Meerkat. Meerkats fly fast planes & bond & shag women despite strong homo-erotic overtones. Cnuts

It's a Wonderful Meerkat

No it isn't, it's a cnut.

Edward Meerkathands

Mad zoologist creates artifial son with, for some reason, the cnutiest hands on Earth.

The Meerkat Files.

Stupid conspiracy theory shite. Featuring meerkats. And alien meerkats too. And they're all cnuts.

The Meerkat with the Golden Gun

meerkat tries to take over world. c*nt

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Meerkat

Groups of madcap assorted stereotypes race around Amreica in search of buried treasure, only to find the meerkats had got there already. The cnuts.

The Island of Dr Meerkat

fat cnut on an island.

Jerry Meerkater

Redneck meerkats reveal that they're sleeping with their own mothers who are in turn transexual prostitutes. They then start shouting at wach other. Cnuts the lot of 'em!

Stop making me laugh, the lot of you! It's distracting me from my work

*starts at page 12 of government report, yet again*

Meerkat McBeal

Neurotic, anorexic lawyer meerkat spends all her time hallucinating and whingeing. The cnut.

Last Meerkat in Paris

Meerkat gets a slab of butter smeared up its arse before being penetrated by a fat cnut. Don't know what happens in the rest of the film

Jerry Meerkat

"Show me the Meerkat!"

Dead Meerkat Walking

A meerkat gets sentenced to death because it's a cnut.

Meerkat Express

Life for a meerkat is hard in a Turkish prison, amongst the cnuts.

The Day of the Meerkat

A Meerkat tries to assassinate Charles de Gualle. cnut.

You've Got Meerkats

Two meerkats fall in love via email. Audiences think they're both cnuts. And they're right.

Police Academeerkat

cnuts on patrol

There's Something About Meerkats

Lots of jokes about wanking and cnuts.

Dirty Meerkat

do ya feel lucky, c*nt?

Meerkathy Come Home

A meerkat gets thrown out of its home by cnuts from the council.

Zombie Flesh Meerkats

undead cnuts go doolally. wankers. you kill em, you bury em. hey presto 5 minutes later they've risen from the grave and are trying to bite your feet off

Twelve Angry Meerkats

innocent boy gets hanged `cause the jurors are c*nts

The Wicker Meerkat

meerkat cnuts create giant straw meerkat and burn the cnut. BURN THEM!

The Meerkat Chainsaw Massacre

Meerkat + Chainsaw = cnuting murder.

Candymeerkat.

A meerkat with a hook for a paw goes round eviscerating other meerkats when someone says his name five times in a mirror. What a cnut.

A Cnut in the Dark

"The Meerkat ate my baby!"

National Lampoons Meerkat Vacation. the little shitting cnuts go on holiday.

meerkat nyman! like it. hehehe

Village of the Meerkat

Meerkats born simultaneously in an English village prove to be super-cnuts.

Meerkatbeth

Mental Lord Meerkatbeth stabs the King Meerkat to get the throne. The cnut.

Run Meerkat Run

The only thing anyone knows about it is that the lead meerkat has red hair. And is a cnut.

American Meerkat

Patrick Meerkat kills lots of people for being cnuts.

meerkats drowning by numbers

some meerkats drown, but not enough of the cnuts. musical score by meerkat nynam - he's a cnut and all.

Smokey And The Meerkat

Some cowboys and their untamed pets take a wild journey across America in search of some cnuts.

Meerkaft : blaxpoitation cop thriller

"They say that Meerkaft is a bad muthaf...

shut your mouth!

well, he's a cnut!"

The Meerkat Inferno

A big building is on fire. Some Meerkats started it. Probably. Cnuts.

To Kill a Meerkatingbird.

Don't be fooled by the title, not one of the little cnuts dies.

trop meerkat pour moi

bloke can't get it up because his wife is a meerkat and she's a cnut.

Tree! Go to my Wolves thread.

"A dead Meerkat. He died of being a cnut."

hehehehehe

The Meerkatist

A young girl is possesed by a real cnut of a Meerkat.

"Your Meerkat sucks cocks in hell". Indeed.

Hehehe

The naked meerkat.

Cnunting, wannabe-cockney meerkat cooks food, whilst saying 'pukka' every 5 seconds. The cnut.

Meerkatspotting

A bunch of Edinburgh cnuts run around pretending to be hard.

Truly, Meerkatly, Deeply

A dead Meerkat. He died of being a cnut.

twelve meerkats

time traveller must discover the details of the organistaion of the twleve meerkats, who (in the future) virtually destroy humankind and drive the pitiful remnants underground.

it's cos they were envious cnuts.

Bill and Ted's Meerkat Adventure.

"No way!"
"Yes way, cnut!"

Four Meerkats and a Meerkat

Meerkats shag, get married and die. And they're all cnuts.

salaam meerkat

very young meerkats live a unimaginably terrible life of poverty, crime and abuse. but it's ok cos they're cnuts.

How Green Was My Meerkat

Not very. But he was a cnut.

Educating Meerkat

Cnuting old drunken professor meerkat gets busy with his common trollop cnut of a stoodent who grows her hair long and becomes a literary cnut.

Gone in 60 Meerkats.

Meerkats go round stealing flash cars. The cnuts.

Meerkat Day.

The Meerkat casts no shadow. Bill Meerkat lives the same day over and over again, and the cnut still falls for Andie MeerkatDowell. who is a cnut.

X-Meerkats

Mutant meerkats fight for good. But are still cnuts.

Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Meerkats

A previously unknown colony of meerkats in the East End - or so they'd like you to believe - do stuff in slightly darkened circumstances. Cnuts, the lot of 'em.

Meerkat Wars: Episode One. The meerkat menace.

Little, soon to be Darth Meerkat, Anakin Meerkatwalker, is a cnut. Unsurprisingly.

Silence Of The Meerkats

A dangerous Welsh meerkat eats its victims, because it's a cnut.

lord of the meerkats

some cnut with hairy paws chucks a ring into a volcano

Top Meerkat

Tom Cnut is a cnut in a cnuting plane with cnuting shades.

return of the jedi

cutesie fluffy cnuts win highly improbable victory over imperial forces. they are called ewoks.

Return of the Meerkat.

"I'm a cnut, like my father before me"

The Meerkat strikes Back

"You're not my father - cnut!"

trop meerkat pour moi

schizo cnut does husband's head in

Rita, Sue and Meerkat too.

Schoolgirl babysitters are introduced to sex by a Meerkat in his car. he is a cnut.

Meerkat Wars

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, meerkats are still cnuts.

The Discreet charm of the Meerkatie

some cnuts try to have dinner, and mostly fail.

Meerkat on the Bounty.

Who's the biggest cnut, Captain Meerkat or Meerkat Fletcher? fcuked if I know.

l'annee derniere a meerkatbad

indescribably tedious film about a posh meerkat party where a posh male meerkat spends the whole time stalking this female posh meerkat cos he's a cnut.

Meerkat Encounter

A meerkat gets something in her eye, another meerkat gets it out for her. They're so terribly, terribly cnutish.

Billy Meerkat

A young meerkat learns to dance despite the attitude of his elders, who are cnuts.

The Thin Red Meerkat

More of the same, just with less well known meerkats. They're still cnuts though.

hehehehehehe.

Saving Private Meerkat

American meerkats make a hell of a lot of noise in getting killed by German meerkat cnuts. Then bugger all happens for ages, thanks to the meerkat's heightened sense of American patriotic sentimentality, which really is the sign of a cnut.

Meerkatic Park II

More cnunting genetically modified meerkats. Won't the cnuts leave us alone?

Meerkatic Park

A rich scientist creates a park full of genetically modified meerkats, which, being the cnuts they are, escape to terrorise Sam Neill.

as in wicked man, like DEFII wiv Normski

still can't believe someone was knobbing JSP, or Normski actually

egg-stealing burrow-dwelling cnut's to a meerkat

*realises meerkats are a type of mongoose*

oh - they're all cnuts.

Mongeese def.

meerkats - they're all a bunch of cnuts!

which are cnutier - mongooses or meerkats?

Wild Mongeese

A crack commando unit of mongeese (funded by mysterious zoo owners) are sent into Bukini Fasoa to rescue the captured Meerkats. The Meerkats, upon their release, murder their rescuers as the are cnuts.

The Meerkat Brief

Sexy young Meerkat uncovers insidious conspiracy to destroy the troops burrow, and the defection of the President (George Meerkat) to their cold war rivals the Mongeese

Attack of the 50ft Meerkat

(as if they are not f*cking cnuts enough without being as high as two houses)

Starring Daryl Hannah

Jason and the Meerkats

Jason sets off in his Land Rover to discover the Golden Shower, but he gets done over by his meerkat crew cos dey is cnuts innit.

Thunder-Meerkats

Daft badly drawn cartoon of a group of randomly talented meerkats which fight as the side of good against the evil Mumrameerkat (provider of the most prolific childhood fantasy star ever Meerkatcheatara)

Planet of the Meerkats

A bunch of Naturalists led by David Attenborough are forced to crash land their jeep on a rocky outcrop in the desert only to be captured and enslaved as dumb animals by the dominant species - meerkats.

Turns out it was Earth after all.

Cnuts

sorry that last film was called "The Wages of Being a Cnut"

The Wages Of Fear

a shower of meerkats transport some nitro glycerine across the south american jungle, but they're all cnuts so they die.

A Twat-load of meerkats

definately a shower of meerkats

(cnut's that they are)

Meerkat on the Buses

Sit Down! Exact Change Only! Stop Ringing the F*ckin Bell! Get off my F*cking Bus! Meep!

Meerkatropolis

A mad inventor attempts to construct a mechanical Meerkat...

does anyone know what the collective noun for meerkats is?

a herd of meerkats
a school of meerkats
a gaggle of meerkats
a posse of meerkats

a muddle of meerkats?

he he

Close Encounters of the Meerkat Kind

Extra-sensory Meerkat makes mountain out of his own shit to communicate with alien cnuts.

7 Days of Meerkats

Grainy B&W movie set in Wolverhampton about a Meerkat just goin about his business.

Meerkatacus

Roman epic - the recently enslaved Meerkatacus fights the professional Glatators of Rome in the ancient Colluseum to win his freedom and avenge the deaths of his fellow Meerkati

Carry on Meerkat

Sid James, Hattie Jaques, Charles Hawtry et al capering about with a fu*king meerkat

seven meerkats

a small community of hamsters is terrorised by marauding mongooses who nick all their food. the hamsters persuade seven down-on-their-luck meerkats to protect them in exchange for food.

Das Meerkat

German underwater wartime mammal epic (B&W)

Le Meerkat

French subtitles. Mainly just Meerkats smoking in bedrooms.

Meerkat on a Hot Tin Roof

Watch the bastard dance!

Enter The Meerkat

The less said about it the better, but I'm sure you can guess

MEERKAT

A Rouge Meerkat stalks American Tourists in the serengheti. Roy Schieder, on moving to th eKenya as a park ranger, engages in a battle of wits against the animal until both are brought face-to-face in a bloodthirsty finale.

How could I have missed this thread! Great thread!

Meerkat and I.

Two out of work acting meerkat cnuts go to Cumbria, catch foot and mouth, shag Uncle Monty Meerkat and become loved by all student cnuts.

Meerkat.

Shit sequel featuring a meerkat cnunting around in Florence and eating other meerkats. The cnut.

Silence of the Meerkats

shit film with bugger all to do with meerkats. Or lambs.

hehehehe

Fortunate Meerkats

A bunch of effeffelle meerkats fluke past vastly superior opposition. Why? because they're cnuts.

Debbie Does Meerkats

not as exciting as it sounds, but lots of cnuts

When Harry the Meerkat Met Sally the Meerkat

two meerkats spend about fifteen incerdibly tedious years sniffing each others' arses and performing other arcane courtship rituals before Harry finally plucks up the courage to invite Sally back to his burrow for a quickie

A Meerkat too far

basically piccies of a meerkat, which I think you'll agree is too much for anyone

Where Meerkats Dare

One of the most divisive of all meerkat flicks. Some meerkats parachute into Nazi Germany, where they're supposed to be co-operating but then they start murdering each other as soon as David Attenborough's back is turned. It turns out the whole thing is a stunt, arranged to find out which meerkat is really a mole (disguised by sticking a long tail on his arse) - it's Richard Burton's job to expose the mole, rescue the tail, and whisk it back off to Blighty so he can shag it senseless before Clint Eastwood can get his mucky paws on it.

The Great Meerkat Escape

they work together to burrow out then slink off into the undergrowth. For meerkats, it was no big deal, really.

hehehe

Meerkat de Sources

Emmanuelle Beart dances naked in a field, so who gives a f*ck about meerkats?

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and her Meerkat

Complex story of love, betrayal and vermin

Meerkat on the Orient Express

there's a bunch of rich c*nts on a train and one of them is really a meerkat, but you don't know which one `cause they've all got the motive and the cute little turned up nose.

Hahaha!

Meerkattack of the Killer Tomatoes

Mutant meerkats unite with unthreatening vegetables in assault on trailer trash idiots. The cnuts.

The Sound of Meerkat

a heady mixture of social co-operation and murder set against a back-drop of international politics. And some f*cking shite songs.

Full Metal Meerkat

vietnam, it was awful man, them meerkats kept so low you just couldn't see 'em in the jungle, you just never knew when it was coming.

dirty rotten meerkats

some meerkats con rich idiots out of their money on the French Riviera and live it up in luxury holes in the ground, the cnuts

sex, lies and wildlife on one

sex, lies and meerkat

animal porn of the cnutiest type

Meerkat Deeley?

Whats New Meerkat?

60's based romantic cnutish shenanigans

Bridget Jones' Meerkat

A single woman tells her meerkat all her self-esteem problems. She is a cnut.

Miss Meerkatiality

An undercover agent is entered for Miss Meerkat, because the other entrants are cnuts.

Right - really must go - half dressed, half asleep and half mad with these cnuting meerkat shenanigans!

101 Meerkats

a large number of meerkats pretend to be cute. but they are in fact cnuts.

Meerkataway

a cnut talks to a basketball and grows a beard.

Nathan Meerkat

What a cnut

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Faster Meerkat, Kill, kill!

In a film by Russ Meerkat, Meerkats with unfeasibly large norks are killers. and cnuts.

American Meerkat

A meerkat reckons himself a little bit. Following a lengthy period of fur grooming and sharpening of teeth he heads out into the surrounding warrens to tear some other cnuts apart. It could be a satire on meerkat greed, but more likely it’s because he’s a cnut.

Taxi Meercat

A Meerkat with a mohican says "are you looking at me" This is what's known as a cnuting rhetorical question as there is no cnut there to answer the cnut.

The Shawshank Meerkat.

A real cnut of a meerkat tunnels out of prison. On the way he does over the big bad weasel and ends up sanding boats the other side of the warren.

what a champion thread

Hurrah!

In Bed with Meerkat

the baseball playing, pretend native american cnut gets called a cnut by a meerkat in a pointy bra.

*head hurts. must stop now*

hurrah! i made someones dream! ;o)

yep, by all means, come over and get in bed wi' me.

can I come back to bed with you? I'm cnuting knackered...oh remind me to tell you about my dream - me, you, my mum a game of football, David Baddiel, Frank Skinner and a fight...

hehehe

yep. i'm off to c*nting bed. nightnight

Are you Sleepless in Meerkatle then?

Help me, I can't stop!

i haven't been to bed yet! *proud*

Field of Meerkats

"If you build it they will come". He does and the cnuts play baseball.

An American Meerkat in London

A yank is bitten by a cnunting meerkat on the moors and terrorises London by turning into a cnut when there's a full moon.

I was a Teenage Meerkat

Meerkat Landon is a hairy cnut.

gah! i missed a really immature thread!!! damn!

This is Spinal Meerkat

smell the cnut.

Dances with Meerkats.

Kevin Costner befrieds some naive americans who call him 'dances with meerkats' because he's such a cnut.

Don't make me cnutish, Tom. you wouldn't like me when I was cnutish.

I'm going to take my eyes of a cnut to bed now, but the meerkat also rises. fear the cnut.

Urgh.

Of all the cnuts in all the world, you had to walk into mine.

A Few Good Meerkats!

You can't handle cnut! You don't know what cnut is!

Fifteen Meerkats.

Taglines

America likes cnuting meerkats.

The killings won't stop until meerkats aren't cnuts.

"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." - Andy Meerkat, 1967

Why are you still cnuts?

The Meerkat.

A detective meerkat(James Meerkat) tracking a serial killer (Keanu Meerkat) gives up all hope of solving the crimes and moves to another city. After he's settled in the old acquaintance makes himself known. The serial killer meerkat has resurrected and begins sending him new pictures of new meerkats. One of which is the meerkat's psychiatrist (Meerkat Tomei).

Oi! Leave it aht!

Got booted for fifteen minutes there. It's even funnier reading a load of these at once. A "cnut in a leather coat" - hehehe!

I love you too, MsM: I think Titanic Meerkat's my favourite
*mwah*

HAHAHAHA, no idea, but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

you people are strange

Pulp Meerkat

years later the meerkat, now a fat cnut dances again and is a killer. and a drug addict. and a cnut.

Saturday Night Meerkat

A meerkat dresses like a cnut and dances.

Raising Meerkats

"My Meerkat's womb was a barren place where my seed could find no purchase"

The Weakest Meerkat

A cnut in a leather coat berates people who get quiz questions wrong. When a contestant is voted out, it says to them "You are the weakest meerkat, and furthermore a cnut. Piss off."

Spruce I think I love you!

Big Meerkat.

A bunch of meerkats are filmed about their business in a house. the scouse cnut meerkat wins.

The Big Meerkatski

Some cnut pisses on his rug

Erin Meerkat

a lady meerkat who has unfeasible cleavage. and is a cnut.

Seven Meerkats for seven other meerkats. Musical fun for meerkats!

Titanic Meerkat.

The meerkat sinks because it is a cnut.

Meerkat vs Meerkat...

in a bid to ditch their cnutish tag, Meerkat Streep and Dustin Hoffmeerkat go tearjerker.

Gladiator : A meerkat will come.

the director's cnut! Yay!

crouching tiger, hidden meerkat

Killer kungfu meerkats - with swords!

Killer Meerkats: the Director's Cnut

South Park : Bigger, Longer and with meerkats.

All Meerkats are cnuts...and feckers too.

So, films with killer Meerkats. Who are cnuts.

I knew that.

From what I can gather, she's shagging Patrick Kielty - they deserve each other - and may well have attended The Sylvia Young School For Low Rent Van Outenalikes. In Ireland.

With meerkats, possibly.

Ha! Back on point.

She does the Big Breakfast with Paul Tonkinson and Donna Air - she's a twat.

Who the hell is Amanda Bryam? I've seen the other two on telly before but not her (thankfully).

Haha!

That's no way to talk about Paul Tonkinson.

Not true, Simon - Amanda's big hairy wart will be the distinguishing feature!

And apparently Meerkat #5 is presenting the Big Breakfast next week. Insiders reckon that most viewers won't be able to tell the difference between the desert-dwelling hunter-gatherer cnuts and Amanda Byram.

Gone with the Meerkat

Scarlett O'Hara fiddles with a meerkat while Atlanta burns.

hehehe

At home with the Meerkats? Where a meerkat family gets into 'hilarious' japes when the mother wins the lottery and doesn't tell the other meerkats.

*rejoices in getting laugh out of a joke about Tim Healy*

Course, it all went downhill for them after Meerkat #3 was seen in the Met Bar with Gail Porter.

BraveMeerkat - they can fill in our lairs, but they can never take our cnutiness!

HAHAHA!

I gather Carlton are already lining up An Audience With The Killer Meerkats. Tim Healy and Denise Welch have already booked their front row seats for the thousandth ITV Audience With in a row.

Its nose is rotting hideously

the eyes of a cnut

*sips whisky from complimentary Meerkat crystal glass handed out at press screening*

hehehe...there's a slim line between cuteness and cnutness - the Meerkats have crossed it

My nephew has already asked for the SingALongAKillerMeerkat toy for this Christmas, so he can join in with such specially written compositions as 'And The BBC Made Fun Of Us In That Wildlife On One Documentary From The 80's', 'We're One Step Up From Badgers', and the Oscar-nominated 'Cnuts Unite'. For ages 5+.

Invasion of the Meerkat Snatchers!

Killer Meerkats: the Director's Cut

What about, "Meerkat, in space no-one can hear you eeeep!"

What Meerkats Want, starring Mel Gibson as a man who can suddenly read the minds of Killer MeerKats

I'm waiting for the DVD release, with the optional soundtrack from the producer explaining how the meerkats were directed to show the most possible cnutness.

but surely these aren't the real meerkats anyway? They've all had their bodies taken over by meerkats from another planet

and in Meerkats V, a foolish scientist has accidentally unleashed a 3 headed strain in the South American jungle and its down to the second cousin of the son of the original wildlife ranger to track them down and kill them with the toe of his boot

Watership Meerkat?

That should be Killer Meerkats 3D. It's just like the little cnuts' heads are popping up at you.

Bride of the Killer Meerkat

And, of course, the spin-off Big Friendly Weasels cartoon?

What about The Meerkat's Revenge, where the ringleader, presumed incarcerated for life by the voles at the end of the first film, is mysteriously sighted amongst rabbit warrens?

Hehehehehehehe.

Apparently Michael Caine is up for the sequel to the sequel - Killer Meerkats 3: those cnuts are back again!

"Dundundundundundundundun, DUNDUN, DUNDUN"

I'm waiting for Meerkats IV, where the son of the original wildlife ranger realises he's been followed to Europe by descendants of the first books meerkats, and he has to kill them by even more outlandish means - poison tumbleweed, booby traps in lairs, decoy meerkats stuffed with explosives

I'd like to hear Growly Bloke read out that tagline on the trailer.

The film opens with an eagle soaring high over the desert, descending for the kill then suddenly being sucked headfirst down a burrow

Yes!

Oh my god! Are you in fact Peter Benchley, fnord?!

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the umm, sort of deserty thingy"

Do the meerkats terrorise a small American town, and no-one will listen to the wildlife officer who first saw them? and lots of people get nibbled to death?

Hurrah!

Nah, but it's making me laugh anyway every time I look at the title

they would kill you as soon as look at you...

blah, blah - this isn't going anywhere is it?
:o)

That's very profound, Yoss, but you'll have to explain it to me

Peter Benchley is writing a book about it, so it must be true

shhh! Mustn't let truth get in the way of some beautiful social analogies.

Hahaha!

Apparently....