14/4/01 17:34 |
TomD Monkmeerkat. A tough no-nonense meerkat on the trail of a serial killer. Cnut. |
14/4/01 01:33 |
AK - 69 hahahaha |
14/4/01 01:33 |
White Noise
Spinal Meerkat: |
14/4/01 01:32 |
MsMonkey The Jerry Meerkat Show Meerkat trash. guess what? they are cnuts. |
14/4/01 01:31 |
AK - 69 The Meerkat II Horror sequel about Martin Meerkat, the half man / half meerkat son of Brundelmeerkat. |
14/4/01 01:29 |
AK - 69 A Perfect Meerkat Thriller with a twisting plot as Michael Meerkat makes a deal with his wifes lover to kill her off, also stars Gwyneth Meerkat |
14/4/01 01:22 |
White Noise
Meerkkat AE |
13/4/01 20:32 |
TomD Stand by Meerkat. No. Cnut. |
13/4/01 18:52 |
knappy Meerkat in the iron mask on BBC1 at the mo. Leonardo di cnutio at his best |
13/4/01 17:56 |
peterzinho First Meerkats Club 'Funny' vehicle for three past-it actresses who are all playing divorced Meerkats; divorced and bitter, the cnuts. |
13/4/01 15:50 |
White Noise Meerkat Grafitti George Lucas directs tale of young cnuts driving round town at night |
13/4/01 15:50 |
PWX 'tis a very fanny thread |
13/4/01 15:49 |
Sharoncom Wish I hadn't bothered clicking on this. |
13/4/01 14:44 |
knappy The Phantom Meerkat A couple of cool Jedi warriors try and save a planet full of irritating cnut meerkats from almost certain destruction by the evil empire. Let the expletiveers rain hell on them I say, just make sure Ja Ja Meerkat is first. |
13/4/01 13:50 |
PWX
Meerkat Story |
13/4/01 12:14 |
ormondroyd The Full Meerkat Five meerkats on the dole decide to do a strip show. Fat talentless cnuts. |
12/4/01 23:54 |
MsMonkey The Meerkat in the iron mask Leonardo Di Cnuntio wonders why he has to wear an iron mask. it is because he is a cnut. |
12/4/01 23:42 |
TomD Mrs. Meerkatfire. A meerkat pretends to be a scottish female meerkat to get access to his kids. Don't know why he bothered, they're all cnuts. Especially the youngest one with her ingratiatingly cute lisp. DIE! |
12/4/01 23:40 |
Simon_T Ten Things I Hate About Meerkats Is that really all the reasons you can think of as to why to hate the cnuts? |
11/4/01 14:43 |
fnord The Meerkat Rides Out Satanic cnuts! |
11/4/01 14:42 |
TomD Pretty Meerkat The title is a lie. They're all ugly cnuts. |
11/4/01 14:42 |
fnord The Cnut who loved me Meerkat with impoosibly cool car gets chased by bloke with big metal teeth. Lets Sadly, the bloke with the big metal teeth doesn't catch him and bite his head off |
11/4/01 14:42 |
Soooz My Fair Meerkat Common meerkat is pulled off the street and shown how to act posh-like. Was it flowers she sold, or her body, the modern day version started Richard Meer and Julia Robkats. Having proven to others that it can cut it in the higherclass world...it falls in love with another meerkat and they live happily ever after. The cnuts. |
11/4/01 14:37 |
Alvin From Meerkat with Love. Roger shags a Meerkat up the cnut. |
11/4/01 14:37 |
Alvin The Bridge on the River Meerkat. 9,000 meerkats gets blown up will fighting lemmings. Stupid cnuts! |
11/4/01 13:56 |
Bunnygirl from thrush to meerkats. You have a strange mind, Yoss. |
11/4/01 13:55 |
TomD Around the World in 80 Meerkats. Pervio Fogg takes a bet where he has to travel around the world whilst at all times shagging a meerkat. He kills 80 of the little cnuts. Good work Pervio! |
11/4/01 09:27 |
fnord The Meerkat Dozen A group of tough meerkats awaiting execution are sent into enemy territory on a perilous mission, where most of them die anyway. Serves the cnuts right. |
11/4/01 08:19 |
Alvin Quite a bit of shagging... |
11/4/01 08:17 |
Simon_T Not much cnuting going on there, Alvin. |
11/4/01 08:14 |
Alvin The Phantom Meerkat.... The story of how one Meerkat built his own acorn in outerspace... |
11/4/01 08:13 |
Alvin Blame it on Meerkats. Michael Caine and another actor go to Rio and end up shagging each others pet Meerkats... |
11/4/01 07:01 |
Yossarian The first time I had thrush (actually the only time), I was told to put a vaginal meerkat up "there" each night for 3 nights. On the third night, I did this and went to bed, but at 2am my friends knocked on my door and dragged me out to a rave. I totally forgot that me "meerkat" was about to do its work, and after I'd been in the club for about an hour, and was coming up nicely, the whole thing went off, fizzing and foaming and everything. It was effing hilarious. Cnut. |
10/4/01 18:59 |
MsMonkey hehehe! |
10/4/01 18:54 |
TomD Meerrrkat A chatsite meerkat who makes uninformed and sweeping statements about people. Unsurprisingly his views are not endorsed by other chetters. This is mainly because he's a cnut. |
09/4/01 14:01 |
Soooz Last of the Summer Meerkats Three old meerkats fart around on the moors with an old tub and a bicycle wheel, then go back to the local cafe to try to pull an old battleaxe. What a trio of wringly cnuts! |
09/4/01 13:55 |
TomD Meerkats vitual match reports. Lanky meerkat cnut draws stick figures playing footy. Then says St. Michael of Owen is a diver. The lying cnut. |
08/4/01 18:12 |
TomD Meerkat Jones' Dairy Cnut opens a cheese factory. It closes down soon after due to cnuntiness. |
06/4/01 17:33 |
orm Monty Meerkat and the Quest for the Holy Cnut A group of noble meerkats go on a quest. Most of them get killed. Unfortunately, the budget runs out before the others are. Lucky cnuts. |
06/4/01 17:20 |
fnord Life of Brian the Meerkat a simple meerkat is mistaken for the meerkat messiah, with hilarious consequences, until the cnut is put on a cross. Best thing for him. |
06/4/01 15:24 |
TomD BURN THEM! |
06/4/01 15:22 |
peterzinho Why are they called meerkats (sea-cats) if they live in the desert? Lying cnuts. |
06/4/01 15:19 |
TomD Instead of ranting about religion, I thought we could all have a giggle with the meerkat thread again. |
05/4/01 15:22 |
Dan Watchmeerkat. Ginger snidey meerkat sees off strange looking meerkat cnut with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Way to go, ginger cnut. |
05/4/01 15:18 |
TomD Watchmeerkat. Ginger snidey meerkat handles other meerkats consumer complaints. Stroppy ginger cnut. |
05/4/01 13:19 |
TomD CAMP. Christian sovie review website. With meerkats. Cnuts. |
04/4/01 22:27 |
TomD "Don't talk to me about meerkats, most of them seemed like cnuts" |
04/4/01 22:18 |
Yossarian Kelly's Meerkats "meerkat was a black man, meerkat was batman" |
04/4/01 20:15 |
fnord and some, erm, less classic films |
04/4/01 20:13 |
snapper once we got past 200 most classics were already done |
04/4/01 20:12 |
fnord
we're starting to repeat lots of them now |
04/4/01 19:05 |
snapper North by NorthMeerkat (The Meerkat of Suspense presents a 3000-mile cnut-chase across America!) An advertising cnut is mistaken for a spy and is pursued across the country while he looks for a way to survive. "Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising cnut, not a red"
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04/4/01 18:53 |
Shannahan Doctor in the Meerkat Dirk Bogarde, some sellotape and a terribly shocked young lady... the cnuts |
04/4/01 18:13 |
Simon_T Love, Honour And Meerkat Jude Law and his acting mates - cnuts. |
04/4/01 18:04 |
Shannahan King Solomon's Meerkats He tried to keep them secret, the cnut |
04/4/01 17:49 |
ormondroyd Faster Meerkat! Kill! Kill! Kill! Not fast enough. Cnut. |
04/4/01 17:48 |
tankgirl Throw Meerkat from the Train! See the cnut's guts splat all over the tracks! |
04/4/01 17:47 |
Shannahan Herbie Rides Again... this time he kills Meerkats, the cnuts |
04/4/01 16:42 |
strangely erotic underwear The Man With One Red Meerkat Man gets mistaken for spy, and is chased all over America. He takes out his frustration by squishing one of the cnuts until it bleeds. |
04/4/01 14:41 |
Satch throw in a few cnuts there Lukey and you're pretty much there |
04/4/01 14:41 |
Satch throw in a few cnuts there Lukey and you're pretty much there |
04/4/01 14:35 |
Craigey Is that the idea? |
04/4/01 14:34 |
Craigey I haven't posted on this thread till now. Meerkat. |
04/4/01 14:33 |
Satch Orm - how about an Ormondroyd's virtual Meerkat Match report next time round? |
04/4/01 14:30 |
ormondroyd Die Hard with a Meerkat "WHERE ARE MY CNUTING DETONATORS?" |
04/4/01 14:24 |
Dan Hudson Meetkat Cnut wears vest and is so expletiveing vain he has to have his balding meerkat hair animated |
04/4/01 14:19 |
ormondroyd Boogie Meerkats Young Markie Meerkat is drawn into the exciting world of meerkat smut. He does too many drugs and becomes a bit of a cnut. |
04/4/01 13:48 |
Shannahan
"my meerkat's no 'air on, no 'air on, no 'ai-air on, And if you don't believe me *sung in a nasal Lancashire acnut* |
04/4/01 13:46 |
Satch Withnail and Meerkat "MontyKat you terrible cnut!" |
04/4/01 13:45 |
Blofeld Gone with the Meerkat Rhett Meerkat tells Meerkat O'Hara "frankly meerkat, I don't don't give a damn, you cnut" |
04/4/01 13:36 |
ormondroyd Five Meerkats Name Moe All cnuts. |
04/4/01 13:32 |
Satch Voyage to the bottom of the Meerkat A crack team of scientist Meerkats invent a shrinking device and travel in a sub through the body of a female Meerkat to find out more about the cnuting Meerkat anatomy. It all goes horribly wrong when they get right down to the cnut, and it's gone off. |
04/4/01 13:25 |
ormondroyd Rogue Meerkat Careless acorn trader beds Anna Meerkat but bankrupts his employer. Daft cnut. |
04/4/01 11:32 |
AK - 69 500 |
04/4/01 11:30 |
Araneae What a wonderful thread - wish I had time to read it all |
04/4/01 10:16 |
Bing hahaha, excellent work fnord |
04/4/01 10:15 |
fnord The Day The Meerkat Stood Still Cnut! Kattu meerkata cnutkto! |
03/4/01 23:26 |
TomD hehehehehehehe. That's this first time I've ever won at wordox. |
03/4/01 23:25 |
BioPOT cnut |
03/4/01 23:24 |
TomD 3 in a row actually |
03/4/01 23:24 |
BioPOT WordMeerkat Tom geta a couple of cnuting wins under his belt and thinks he;s king cnut. Too right! Cnut! |
03/4/01 23:22 |
TomD Meerkatox Cnunty game which kicks bio out when he gets excited. |
03/4/01 22:24 |
snapper
BioPot's 18:07 yesterday: Sit Down! Exact Change Only! Stop Ringing the F*ckin Bell! Get off my F*cking Bus! Meep!<< Soiled me pants that did. |
03/4/01 21:34 |
snapper The Hunt for Cnut October (Invisible. Silent. Stolen. Cnuts!) the USSR's best submarine meerkat in their newest sub violates orders and heads for the USA. Is the cnut trying to defect, or to start a war? |
03/4/01 21:28 |
Yossarian stop meerkat sense eclectic band of meerkats make no sense whatsoever. cnuts. |
03/4/01 21:24 |
BioPOT Octomeerkat 8 of the cnuts! Run for your cnuting lives! |
03/4/01 21:22 |
Yossarian meerkat at hanging rock cnuts get lost and die. That's it. |
03/4/01 21:22 |
Simon_T Meerkatbusters The cnuts come back as ghosts! KILL THE CNUTS! |
03/4/01 21:22 |
Simon_T Cnuts In May Keith and Candice-Meerkat have comedic/dramatic adventures in Dorset. |
03/4/01 21:20 |
Simon_T A Meerkat Less Ordinary Ewan McEerkat and Cnuteron Diaz have some sort of dangerous liason. The Meerkatspotting cnuts had something to do with it. |
03/4/01 21:19 |
Simon_T Meerkatabout Film about which the only thing anyone remembers is the scene in which Jenny Acnutter gets her fur off. Oh, do the punchline yourself. |
03/4/01 21:16 |
snapper Cnut Air (They were deadly on the ground. Now they have wings!) Newly released ex cnut and former US Meerkat finds himself trapped in a cnut transport plane when the other cnuts sieze control. "The last thing your daughter will smell will be my hot stinking cnut!" |
03/4/01 21:15 |
tankgirl The Meerkat Witch Project Let's spook the cnuts! |
03/4/01 21:15 |
TomD Meerkaters. A bunk of furry alien cnuts end up on earth and go round eating people. Cnuts. |
03/4/01 21:12 |
snapper Meerkats - the movie. Diaper-wearing cnuts get lost while on vacation. |
03/4/01 21:11 |
MsMonkey The Importance of being Meerkat "A brown cnut!" |
03/4/01 21:09 |
MsMonkey The Meerkat of Notre Dame "The bells, the bells, they made me a cnut you know!" |
03/4/01 21:08 |
MsMonkey How to Marry a Meerkat rent an expensive apartment and act like a cnut apparently |
03/4/01 21:06 |
Yossarian anyone else looking forward to the release of Harry Meerkat and the Philosophers Stone? Cnut kills lots of meerkats but harry is the dominant male and ptiches his spirit into the everlasting void (or something) |
03/4/01 21:03 |
tankgirl hehehehe. Meerkat Traffic. Bunch of welsh drug-tanking cnuts. |
03/4/01 21:02 |
MsMonkey Hurrah! |
03/4/01 21:01 |
TomD Meerkat United. A bunch of total cnuts from meerkatchester. All their supporters are cnuts and live in meerkatford. hehehehehehehehehehe |
03/4/01 21:01 |
Yossarian hehehe, nice to see this one still running. And I thought it was stuttering to a halt at one stage yesterday. |
03/4/01 21:01 |
tankgirl How to Get A Meerkat in Advertising. Yuppie advertising exec grows a meerkat head! Couldn't happen to a nicer person, the media cnut! |
03/4/01 20:57 |
snapper hehehe Driving Miss Meerkat old jewish cnut and her afro-american meerkat in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years. The old slaaaag cnuts! |
03/4/01 20:42 |
peterzinho Dog Meerkat Afternoon. Cnut robs a bank. Dies. Cnut. |
03/4/01 20:42 |
TomD Meerkat 13 A bunch of meerkats go into space, their spaceship fails, they make it back safely. Cnuts. |
03/4/01 20:40 |
peterzinho The English Meerkat. Burnt in a plane crash. Dies. Cnut. |
03/4/01 20:37 |
tankgirl Boxing Meerkat, sorry. Forgot the original title!
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03/4/01 20:36 |
tankgirl Boxing Miss Meerkat. Meerkat cnut with no arms or legs. Watch him try to run away! |
03/4/01 20:28 |
snapper Kiss the Meerkats Meerkat searching for a deadly collector. His only hope is the cnut that got away. |
03/4/01 20:23 |
MsMonkey We can twos up on him if you like TG...in a cnutish way, or something |
03/4/01 20:22 |
tankgirl MeerkatWorld Kevin Cnut Costner tanks in watery tale of meerkat cnuts with gills on the side of their necks that look like cnuts. |
03/4/01 20:21 |
snapper Saturday Night Meerkat Brooklyn meerkat feels his only chance to get somewhere is as the cnut of the disco floor. |
03/4/01 20:18 |
TomD He's a cnut! |
03/4/01 20:18 |
tankgirl mmm, George Meerkat. I'm with your there MsMonkey. |
03/4/01 20:11 |
MsMonkey O Meerkat Where Art Thou All singing, all convict outfit wearing (ignore the fact that I'd expletive him in a second, as that's got nothing to do with the fact that he so obviously is a)handsome cnut! |
03/4/01 20:04 |
snapper ...that one blew it's budget by huge amounts as the fecking cnuts wouldn't crouch! |
03/4/01 20:04 |
ormondroyd The Englishcnut who Went Up a Vole and Came Down a Meerkat Village full of irritating cnuts pile rocks up, forgetting only to bury Hugh Grant underneath them. Dozy cnuts. |
03/4/01 20:03 |
Simon_T Charlie's Meerkats Three meerkats are ostensibly teamed up to fight crime, but prefer to lounge around in unsubtle clothing, leading Charlie to conclude that they really are cnuts. |
03/4/01 20:02 |
snapper Crouching Meerkat, hidden Cnut. Bleedin cnuts with deadly martial art skills! |
03/4/01 19:57 |
snapper ...starring Meerkat York and Farrah Fawcnut. |
03/4/01 19:54 |
snapper Meerkat's Run 29 year old cnut about to die. DIE you cnut!! |
03/4/01 19:18 |
tankgirl Meerkatnophobia. Everyone's afraid of the little cnuts. Oh, and Julian Sands? You're a cnut! |
03/4/01 19:16 |
TomD The neverending meerkat. Die you little fukker, DIE! |
03/4/01 19:15 |
tankgirl The City of Lost Meerkats ugly french goblins and a disembodied brain running around in a dream world like the meerkating cnuts they are! |
03/4/01 18:46 |
Shannahan Dead Meerkat Sam Neill, Nicole Kidman and a crazy meerkat hit the open seas. |
03/4/01 18:45 |
TomD Escape from LA Meerkats. More of the same. Just with californian meerkats. Who are even bigger cnuts than last time. |
03/4/01 18:44 |
Shannahan MeerkatEye A dastardly renegade Russian Meerkat tries to use satellite rodents to nibble the world. Tina Turner puts Meerkats in her knickers and feels the pain for the title song. |
03/4/01 18:41 |
TomD And indeed cnuts. |
03/4/01 18:41 |
TomD Escape from New York Meerkats. Kurt Russell has to rescue somethingorother from criminal meerkats in New York. Meerkat slaaaaaags. |
03/4/01 18:35 |
Simon_T Death Becomes Her Meerkat Comedy, unsurprisingly. On BBC1 seemingly every other week. |
03/4/01 18:35 |
Simon_T Escape To Meerkats Stallone's penalty save reunites the Allied first eleven with their meerkats. What a cnut. |
03/4/01 17:52 |
JasonX The Meerkat Book baby meerkat is raised by a loving family of wolves. grows up to be a backstabbing cnut who howls a lot. |
03/4/01 17:50 |
JasonX Meerkat of the Jungle a baby meerkat is raised by a loving gorilla clan. he grows up to be a cnut who can swing from tree to tree. |
03/4/01 17:49 |
Bing hahaha JX 17.39!!! |
03/4/01 17:45 |
snapper The Green Meerkat Wrongly accused black cnut gets fried. |
03/4/01 17:41 |
snapper hehehe |
03/4/01 17:39 |
JasonX Rosencat and Gerbilstern Are Dead killed by meerkats |
03/4/01 17:37 |
TomD 10 things I hate about Meerkats. Shakespeare update. Featuring cnuts. |
03/4/01 17:37 |
snapper Beverly Hills Meerkat A freewheeling Detroit meerkat pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different cnuts of Beverly Hills. |
03/4/01 17:32 |
snapper ...and Alan Cnutman as the evil sheriff. |
03/4/01 17:31 |
snapper ...features the lovely Mary Elizabeth Meerkatonio. |
03/4/01 17:30 |
fnord The Adventures of Baron Munkatsen A meerkat and his chums engage in preposterous unbelievable japes, all the time escaping death by the skin of their fur. Lying little cnuts |
03/4/01 17:28 |
snapper Robin Meerkat - Prince of Cnuts Swashbuckling medieval meerkats adventure at its finest. |
03/4/01 17:23 |
snapper Meerkats at the Gates Two cnuts trying to snipe eachother in a bombed out Stalinkats. |
03/4/01 17:22 |
JasonX things can only get cnutish story of how one colony of meerkats took over from another colony of meerkats. they were all cnuts. |
03/4/01 17:20 |
tankgirl Dude, Where's My Meerkat? Teenage dopehead loses his cnuting meerkat, the lucky forgetful cnut. |
03/4/01 17:17 |
Shannahan tsk - JX |
03/4/01 17:14 |
JasonX tsk - more repetition. |
03/4/01 17:13 |
Shannahan Cnut Runner A Bounty Hunter who may be a meerkat hunts other meerkats and falls in love with a super-refined meerkat in a dark and rainy city. Some cnut keeps leaving him origami unicorns, so he f.ucks off |
03/4/01 17:08 |
orm Far Meerkat Away A meerkat couple with godawful Oirish accents expletive off to America to get in barepaw fights live among the rats, who quite frankly are more endearing than the pair of the them. Cnuts. |
03/4/01 17:02 |
Shannahan Some Meerkats Do 'ave 'em The cnuts! |
03/4/01 17:02 |
Shannahan A seriously top thread - been laughing for hours!! hehe |
03/4/01 15:44 |
fnord The Meerkats from Brazil Some fcukers cloned the cnuts! |
03/4/01 15:00 |
BioPOT El Meerkato He's not only a cnut, but a bastard to boot. |
03/4/01 14:56 |
TomD Meerkatino Whingeing bastard Spanish meerkat comes up with crap injuries to avoid playing for his team. What a cnut. |
03/4/01 14:54 |
TomD Indiana Meerkat and the Temple of Doom. Hopefully the giant boulder'll squash the little cnut this time. |
03/4/01 14:52 |
ormondroyd Last of the Meerkats Last one? Good. The cnuts. |
03/4/01 14:52 |
TomD Meerkats Twenty-something New York meerkats live in apartments they plainly can't afford and aren't very funny. Especially that Schwimmer cnut. |
03/4/01 14:51 |
BioPOT The Yellow Meerkat Chicken-shit cnut. |
03/4/01 14:50 |
JasonX the purple meerkat of cairo cnut comes out of a movie into real life and is still a cnut. and not purple. |
03/4/01 14:50 |
BioPOT Fried Green Meerkats at the Whistlestop Cafe HAHAHAHAHA See the cnuts burn in a pan like the cnuts they are! Burn Baby Burn! (OK I mis-spelled the cnuting title, alright?) |
03/4/01 14:49 |
TomD Funny Meerkat A big nosed jewish meerkat becomes a big meerkat celebrity. But still isn't funny and is therefore still a cnut. |
03/4/01 14:49 |
fnord Meerkatgnolia Vermin-related coincidences and entwined stories, but all anyone can remember about the film is 'Respect the cnut' |
03/4/01 14:44 |
ormondroyd Chacun Cherche Son Meerkat, aka "When The Meerkat's Away" Girl loses her meerkat. She's really pretty. Everyone else in the film is a cnut. |
03/4/01 14:44 |
TomD Cnuts R Us A shop for meerkats. |
03/4/01 14:39 |
fnord Two Meerkat Junction Soft porn where lady meerkat gets her fur off for no good reason. For mature cnuts. |
03/4/01 14:38 |
TomD Beverly Hills 9021meerkat Rich american high school meerkats twat about in posh cars and say 'whatever' a lot. They are all played by considerably older meerkats. Cnuts. |
03/4/01 14:33 |
PWX
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03/4/01 14:29 |
TomD Jossies Meerkats More geordie meerkats, this time in a football team. They can't spell the bledding programme title so they're all cnuts. |
03/4/01 14:28 |
Bing Meerkatator II: Judgement Day Hasta la vista, cnut. |
03/4/01 14:28 |
ormondroyd Butch Meerkat and the Sundance Cnut Two outlaw meerkats go robbing in Peru. Due to pressure from cnut film studio, director forced to crowbar in romance angle complete with stupid riding-bike sequence. Spineless cnut. |
03/4/01 14:28 |
TomD Meerkatenders. An unknown cockney meerkat shoots baldie Phil 'cnutboy' Meerkat. Serves him right the cnut. Apparently we're all talking about it. |
03/4/01 14:26 |
fnord When Meerkats Come Working class meerkat fulfils a lifelong ambition of playing for Sheffield United. And then gets squished the first time he tries to head the ball, the cnut. |
03/4/01 14:26 |
Bing The Usual Meerkats That Meerkat Soze cnut. |
03/4/01 14:24 |
TomD Purely Meerkat. Two geordie meerkats try to come up with the money to buy Meerkat United season tickets. Cnuts. |
03/4/01 14:24 |
fnord Look Who's Meerkat, Look Who's Meerkat Too and Look Who's Meerkat again some meerkats are dubbed to give the impression that you can hear what they're thinking. As if the cnuts weren't irritating enough. |
03/4/01 14:23 |
ormondroyd Stand By Meerkat A boy with the most cnuttish name in the world... "Gordie Lachance" for cnut's sake... gets his mates together to go and find a dead meerkat. Kiefer Sutherland tries to stop them. The cnut. |
03/4/01 14:15 |
TomD Notting Meerkat A floppy haird meerkat cnut and a female meerkat with really long armpit hair twat about like cnuts in trendy London. The cnuts. |
03/4/01 14:13 |
Bing thank you tree *proud* |
03/4/01 14:09 |
DickEmery Being John Meerkat Get inside that cnut's head! Wow! |
03/4/01 14:09 |
BioPOT Meerkats Dangereux French Cnuts. Dangerous ones. |
03/4/01 14:06 |
BioPOT Give my Regards to Meerkat Like F*ck you will! |
03/4/01 14:06 |
tankgirl Me, Myself and Meerkat. What a f.ucking nightmare, alone with a schizophrenic cnut. |
03/4/01 14:05 |
BioPOT The Meerkat of the Opera Disfigured mangy cnut lives under theatre. Where he belongs. cnut. |
03/4/01 14:04 |
peterzinho Elvira Meerkaten. Cnut play the piano a lot in the background. |
03/4/01 14:03 |
DickEmery The Magnificent Seven Meerkats Seven cnutin meerkats save a village full of shit soft cnuts from nasty cnuts. You know the drill. |
03/4/01 14:03 |
peterzinho Meerkat Street. Cnut is good! And suddenly every cnut is wearing red braces. |
03/4/01 14:03 |
BioPOT They Shoot Meerkats Don't They? Too f*cking right the little cnuts. |
03/4/01 14:03 |
tree bing 13:40 hehehe |
03/4/01 14:01 |
Acres The Cnut, The Bad and The Ugly. Three cnuts chase for a stolen gold payroll in the middle of the American Civil war. |
03/4/01 13:57 |
tankgirl hahahahahaha! peterzihno's 13:31, very good too! |
03/4/01 13:55 |
PWX hahahahahaaaaaa |
03/4/01 13:54 |
BioPOT Man bites Meerkat HAHAHAHA serves the cnut right. Bite it's cnuting head off! |
03/4/01 13:49 |
BioPOT James and the Giant Meerkat Small, hallucinating boy lives inside giant cnut to escape his cnut of an aunt. |
03/4/01 13:48 |
Mervyn Pretty Meerkat Modern day remake of May Fair Meerkat starring Richard Cnut and Cnut Roberts |
03/4/01 13:47 |
ormondroyd Three Men and A Meerkat Get a meerkatsitter, you daft cnuts |
03/4/01 13:46 |
BioPOT My Fair Meerkat Cheap common little meerkat is dragged up from the gutter (where the cnut should have stayed) and ends up in Ascnut with a load of other cnuts watching the Meerkats racing.
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03/4/01 13:46 |
Mervyn Meerkats in the Mist Some cnut studies a settlement of Meerkats for years, develops some weird bond with the head cnut, fails to stop half of them being killed by cnut poachers, goes mental and gets herself killed because she upset too many cnuts. |
03/4/01 13:42 |
BioPOT Meerkat on 54th Street Big fat bearded Meerkat tries to pass himself of as Santa Cnut. But the little cnuts see through it, or do they? Who cares, he's a cnut |
03/4/01 13:42 |
Acres The Scent Of A Meerkat. My god, that cnut stinks. |
03/4/01 13:42 |
Mervyn Meerkat Instinct Sharon Stone builds her whole career on one quick flash of her cnut. |
03/4/01 13:41 |
Bing Meerkat In The Dark F*cking cnut collapsed the burrow. |
03/4/01 13:40 |
peterzinho Charlie's Meerkats. Three cnuts in search of a plot. |
03/4/01 13:40 |
Bing Ai No Meerkata Art? Porn? Either way, it's a bunch of cnuts. |
03/4/01 13:40 |
ormondroyd The Lost Meerkats "I don't believe it... my own brother, a goddam s---sucking cnut! You wait till mom hears about this!" |
03/4/01 13:40 |
BioPOT Blithe Meerkat Based on a Noel Cnut play, Charles and his second meerkat Constance (a right cnut), are haunted by the ghost of his first meerkat, Elvira. Medium Madame Arcnuti tries to help things out by contacting the ghost meerkat. Stupid, stupid cnut. They all die in the end. Hooray!!!!! |
03/4/01 13:40 |
Acres Meerkat Impossible Cnut tries to expose traitorous boss by doing silly dangly tricks. |
03/4/01 13:40 |
peterzinho Salo: the 120 Days of Meerkat Filth that the cnuts get up to when no-one's looking. |
03/4/01 13:38 |
Mervyn Things To Do In Denver When You're A Meerkat Be a cnut, obviously |
03/4/01 13:37 |
peterzinho Eat, Drink, Meerkat, Woman Cnut cooks, loses his sense of taste, resorts to cooking meerkats. |
03/4/01 13:36 |
JasonX miss meerkat's feeling for snow greenland is too cold for meerkats, so she doesn't have any feeling for snow. |
03/4/01 13:36 |
BioPOT The Joy Meerkat Club Oh the joy! the unbridled joy! Club the cnuts to death! Go on!! |
03/4/01 13:36 |
PWX pls pls pls stop now!!!! |
03/4/01 13:35 |
BioPOT Ice Cold Meerkat in Alice WWII spy film starring Anthony Quim. Bunch of cnuts in the desert evading the German Meerkats in an attempt to out-cnut the enemy. |
03/4/01 13:34 |
Bing *realises his 13.20 was only about 48 hours out of date* |
03/4/01 13:34 |
Mervyn Ameerkatan Beauty A cnut spends the whole film chasing some teenage cnut only to turn her down when she offers her cnut on a plate to him. What a cnut! |
03/4/01 13:34 |
boredy Back To The Meerkat a meerkat invents a flux capacitor and travels back in time only to find they were all cnuts then aswell |
03/4/01 13:33 |
Bing Meerkatablanca Round up the usual cnuts |
03/4/01 13:33 |
BioPOT Three Meerkats for Sister Sarah Poor bitch, they'll make her life hell, the little cnuts |
03/4/01 13:33 |
Dan Dances with Meerkats Annoying cnut fancies indian meerkat chick and spends about 3 interminable hours trying to get in her furry pants |
03/4/01 13:33 |
Acres Meerkats Machine. Load of cnuts in prison try to beat the prison officers at American football. |
03/4/01 13:32 |
Acres Sharky's Meerkat Drugged up cnut tries to kill Burt Reynolds toupee. |
03/4/01 13:31 |
peterzinho Die Verlorene Ehre der Katarina Meerkat. Die Heldin wird von der Polizei festgenommen, unter Verdacht eine Sympathisantin einer Terror-gruppe zu sein. Am Ende stellt es sich aber fest, dass sie tatsächlich ein Meerkat ist, und dazu ein Cnut. |
03/4/01 13:31 |
BioPOT Throw Meerkat from the Train Go on! Squash the cnut! |
03/4/01 13:30 |
Bing The Meerkat Bride Fairytale cnuts wander round spouting classic lines like “Hello. My name is Inigo Meerkata. You killed my fadder. Prepare to die, you cnut.” Also features the Dread Pirate Meerkat (who, it must be said, is a cnut) |
03/4/01 13:30 |
ormondroyd Supermeerkat That's a shop, not a film. |
03/4/01 13:30 |
JasonX meerkatshack bill murray is a groundsman at a posh golf club driven loopy by waging an unwinnable one man war against the meerkats who, in typical cnutish fashion, are burrowing all over the course. |
03/4/01 13:30 |
peterzinho feck. 1906. ROI. |
03/4/01 13:29 |
BioPOT Driving Miss Meerkat ...into the path of an oncoming juggernaught, hopefully, the cnut. |
03/4/01 13:28 |
noj the 5000 meerkats of dr t crazy cnut of a piano teacher imprisons 500 young boys and makes them play on worlds biggest piano with rodents taped to their fingers |
03/4/01 13:27 |
peterzinho Meerkat Day Some weatherman cnut gets trapped in a timewarp because Phil the Gopher can't see his shadow. Except he's not a gopher, he's a meerkat and a cnut with it. |
03/4/01 13:25 |
BioPOT Supermeerkat After his home burrow is destroyed our cnut travels to earth where he is adopted by some cnuts that run a farm. Supercnut becomes a reporter and twats about with his pants outside his tights like a cnut. Falls for other meerkat journalist cos she's as bigger cnut as he is. |
03/4/01 13:22 |
Dan cnuts = cnut |
03/4/01 13:22 |
Dan Absolute Meerkats. Flat chested cockney meerkat cnuts with a penchant for knobbing fading rock stars prances around a horrible pastiche of 'coffee shop london" and manages to lose loads of money and damage the credibility of the UK film industry |
03/4/01 13:20 |
Bing What Meerkats Want Some cnut has an accident and can read prairie dogs' minds, meaning his cnuting burrow is safe from attack. The cnut. |
03/4/01 13:19 |
BioPOT Meerkat Pie Little cnut f*cks a pie - big deal - he's a cnut, what do you expect? |
03/4/01 13:19 |
ormondroyd Hehehe. I just typed "Howard the Duck" into IMDB to see how bad its review were. Only I didn't. A search for 'howard the meerkat' found the following results: |
03/4/01 13:17 |
tankgirl Meerkats on the Verge of A Nervous Breakdown. Serves them right, the spanish cnuts. |
03/4/01 13:17 |
BioPOT Aye Dan. |
03/4/01 13:17 |
BioPOT The Meerkat that Dripped Blood (From the Meerkat House of Horror Team) Serves the little cnut right. Hope he bleeds to death. Cnut. |
03/4/01 13:17 |
ormondroyd Interview with the Meerkat Some meerkat c***s on a cinema screen do something. All the meerkats watching the film fall asleep. |
03/4/01 13:16 |
Dan Is that otherwise known as The Rats Bio? |
03/4/01 13:15 |
ormondroyd Mary Shelley's Meerkatstein No it's not, it's Kenneth Brannagh's, and the c***'s ruined it. |
03/4/01 13:14 |
BioPOT Shaving Meerkat Ryan Hard-core porn film in which a shane cnut frolics about with some other cnuts. - Parody of 02/4/01 18:49 - Simon_T Saving Private Meerkat |
03/4/01 13:04 |
ormondroyd Apocalypse Meerkat Some meerkats sail up river to find a stray meerkat. They find him. He's a c***. |
03/4/01 12:57 |
Dan Meerkat & Present Danger. Bunch of 'kats go down to Columbia to take out the drug barons, and we're meant to believe the little cnuts were staying up all night in the woods without having a little toot themselves. |
03/4/01 12:56 |
JasonX delimeerkatessen meat is in short supply cos the meerkats have eaten it all. cnuts. |
03/4/01 12:55 |
PWX pls plspls stopp it!!! |
03/4/01 12:55 |
ormondroyd hahaha dan |
03/4/01 12:54 |
BioPOT oo! thought this had disappeared! |
03/4/01 12:53 |
BioPOT The Hunt for Red Meerkat Why oh why did they put one of the littel cnuts in charge of a nuclear submarine?!?!?! |
03/4/01 12:52 |
Dan Meerkatrunner Meerkat has to go into the colony and find out what cnuts are really squirrels who have shaved their tails down |
03/4/01 12:52 |
peterzinho Cool Merkattings. That cnut Owen's favourite fillum. |
03/4/01 12:50 |
BioPOT Meerkat Green Futuristic Sci-fi film in which humans get their own back on their cnutish neigbours by turning them into little green wafer biscuits. Serves the cnuts right. |
03/4/01 12:50 |
Dan but the cnut must have had his meerkat balls strapped up! |
03/4/01 12:49 |
ormondroyd The Meerkat Game It's a male meerkat really! Hahahah, told you now, what a c*** I am.
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03/4/01 12:48 |
Dan Meerkats Wedding Plain-ish meerkat from a family of loud slob cnut meerkats does stuff to abba songs then gets married |
03/4/01 12:47 |
BioPOT The Meerkat Sanction Clint Eastwood is sent to Switzerland to rub one of the little cnuts out, but with disastrous consequences. Cnuts can climb f*cking mountains now! |
03/4/01 12:46 |
JasonX (to bio) |
03/4/01 12:46 |
fnord hehehe bio |
03/4/01 12:46 |
JasonX hahaha! |
03/4/01 12:45 |
fnord 20000 Meerkats under the Sea Dronw the lot of the fecking cnuts! |
03/4/01 12:45 |
BioPOT The Meerkats Tippi Hedren gets the shit scared out of her by a bunch of flying cnuts - "Christ!", she exclaims at one point, "the cnuts have learned to fly!" |
03/4/01 12:45 |
fnord The Meerkat from the Black Lagoon wet cnuts |
03/4/01 12:44 |
fnord who, naturally, turns out to be a cnut |
03/4/01 12:44 |
fnord Meerkat by Meerkat West Man is inexplicably mistaken for a Govt agent and is chased across America by a meerkat in a biplane |
03/4/01 12:42 |
loft nothouse
40% Meerkat. |
03/4/01 12:42 |
BioPOT Meerkat Kong A bunch of cnuts go off to a jungle island to capture the mythical Meerkat Kong. The big ugly cnut wreaks havoc when brought back to the USA. Don't the daft cnuts realise he's gonna steal some cnut's bird and leg it up a skyscraper? Cnuts |
03/4/01 12:41 |
PWX stop it now; i am damp of knicker |
03/4/01 12:40 |
Dan Meerkat, Queen of the desert. Male meerkats put on frocks & make up and spend their time arranging the cushions on their bus whilst singing Abba songs. the durty cnuts. |
03/4/01 12:40 |
ormondroyd Meerkat at Tiffany's Some c*** from the A-Team tries to pull Audrey Hepburn, but she's marrying a rich Brazilian c***. Watch out for the romantic closing scene as they embrace in the rain while holding a very annoyed looking c*** of a soggy ginger meerkat. |
03/4/01 12:37 |
JasonX A meerkat to remember deborah kerr falls in love with another meerkat, they arrange to meet on top of the empire state building but he never shows up cos he's a cnut. |
03/4/01 12:36 |
BioPOT Meerkats for Two Meerkats For Two is a romantic comedy about the collision between Daniel (thanks to TonyJ for the synopsis) |
03/4/01 12:36 |
ormondroyd The Meerkatrix Keanu Meerkat tries to save the world from those sinister c***s in suits? He finds out he's the chosen c***, which says more about the c***s who casted the movie than anything else. |
03/4/01 12:33 |
BioPOT One Flew over the Meerkats Burrow Bunch of mad cnuts in a hospital arent so mad after all. But they are still cnuts |
03/4/01 12:32 |
ormondroyd Beverly Hills Meerkat A c***t of a scriptwriter, realising he's a talentless c***t, makes Eddie Murphy do a silly laugh in an attempt to salvage the film. |
03/4/01 12:31 |
BioPOT The Meerkat and I Deborah Kerr goes to work for a Meerkat, but falls in love with him, without realising that he's a cnut. |
03/4/01 12:30 |
PWX this is a very very funny thread |
03/4/01 12:30 |
JasonX tarka the meerkat tarka the meerkat kills and nicks the identity of an otter cos he's a cnut. |
03/4/01 12:21 |
ormondroyd
Nope, nice try, but I don't do shades. |
03/4/01 11:36 |
Mervyn That's a good un, orm btw, do you walk to work along the Oxford Road? If so, were you wearing shades and a green jacket on friday morning? |
03/4/01 11:14 |
ormondroyd Good Will C***ing A genius builder meerkat acts like a c***, but it's not his fault. |
03/4/01 11:14 |
Mervyn Meerkat of Nazareth Some cnut claims to be the son of god. Millions of cnuts believe him, cnuts that they are, and use him as an excuse to act like utter cnuts for the next 2000 years. Cnuts. |
03/4/01 11:13 |
Dan I think Orms 11.04 is the winner so far |
03/4/01 11:12 |
JasonX you forgot to mention that the suicidal meerkat was a cnut. |
03/4/01 11:11 |
ormondroyd Did my summary cover everything? |
03/4/01 11:10 |
JasonX orm - that 's one film where the meerkat version is less cnutish than the human one. |
03/4/01 11:09 |
ormondroyd Dead Meerkat's Society A depressed student meerkat kills himself. His mates stand on some tables and make themself look like c***s |
03/4/01 11:08 |
BioPOT The Meerkat who came in from the Cold Who left the cnuting door open! |
03/4/01 11:07 |
BioPOT Meerkat IV A bunch of Scientists out in the desert studying a colony of Meerkats get more than they bargained for when they are gradually killed off until two remain as slaves of their cnuting Meerkat masters. The cnuts |
03/4/01 11:06 |
JasonX the meerkat has landed meerkat caine is a german meerkat pretending to be a polish meerkat in order to murder the top english meerkat cos he's a cnut. |
03/4/01 11:04 |
ormondroyd The Meerkat Job "You were only supposed to blow the c***ing PAWS off!" |
03/4/01 11:02 |
ormondroyd (except that blonde woman, who spoiled everything with that FarAndAway Oirish Accent accent in Ronin) |
03/4/01 11:02 |
ormondroyd The Meerkat Show An unsuspecting Meerkat's every move since birth has been televised to a worldwide audience of c***s. He finds out, and makes them look like the complete c***s they are. |
03/4/01 10:59 |
fnord M-571 a bunch of meerkats in a submarine claim they won the war. Lying cnuts. |
03/4/01 10:48 |
ormondroyd One of our Meerkats is Missing A bunch of triads and grannies run around a patheticly obvious studio set full of dry ice with a meerkat skeleton after some c**t's mystery secret. When it's eventually found, it turns out that the c**t caused all the fuss over some c**ting soup. The c**t. |
03/4/01 07:24 |
Bing Meerkats In Black Dyeing their fur, two meerkats sort out Orion's belt or something. The f*cking intergalactic bug cnuts. |
03/4/01 07:15 |
Bing Meerkat In Love Bunch of Elizabethan cnuts wander round performing plays. Top meerkat cnut wins a f*cking Oscar for her troubles. |
02/4/01 23:58 |
fnord Single White Meerkat the perils of sharing your burrow with a strange meerkat, who turns out to be a psycho cnut |
02/4/01 23:56 |
MsMonkey I would have. although I suppose its some sort of poetic justice that although the cnut still lives, his acting career is dead on its arse. |
02/4/01 23:55 |
fnord how dare Kiefer Sutherland still be alive without being mostly vegetable? Should have let the expletiveer die. |
02/4/01 23:54 |
MsMonkey hehehe. you forgot to mention that the medical students were cnuts. especially Kiefer Sutherland. |
02/4/01 23:51 |
fnord Cnutliners some medical students experiment on meerkats by killing them for a laugh, with disastrous consequences |
02/4/01 22:45 |
TomD "You don't have no cnut Lieutenant Dan" |
02/4/01 22:41 |
tankgirl Meerkat Gump "Life is like a box of cnuts" |
02/4/01 22:25 |
fnord Meerkat on Elm Street Teenagers are killed mysteriously in their sleep by impossible-to-kill vermin - the cnuts make it back for another 7 films |
02/4/01 22:21 |
MsMonkey Mad Meerkat a mad australian cnut in a post-apocalyptic world. Meerkats caused the apocalypse. cnuts. |
02/4/01 22:17 |
fnord Three Meerkats In The Fountain Drown the cnuts! |
02/4/01 22:11 |
Yossarian The Meerkat of Oz the wicked c*nt of the west does some evil stuff |
02/4/01 21:25 |
fnord Rambling Meerkat An underage meerkat flaunts its sexuality at the male members of a middle American family. What a dirty little cnut! |
02/4/01 20:52 |
ormondroyd Armeerkatgeddon. A bunch of meerkats cunningly use a series of plot devices to save the world. After two hours of this you wish the cnuts hadn't bothered. |
02/4/01 20:38 |
MsMonkey I've got to say that everyone on here has made me laugh so expletiving much! Oh and you're all cnuts. |
02/4/01 20:33 |
tankgirl The Talented Mr Meerkat ....is a cnut and wears green trunks. |
02/4/01 20:29 |
TomD 40% Meerkat A bunch of cnuts wittering on about cnut knows what. Oh, hang on... |
02/4/01 20:24 |
Spruce Hahaha! *hands in notice to boss* |
02/4/01 20:22 |
TomD Hehehehehehehehe. |
02/4/01 20:21 |
MsMonkey Citizen Meerkat a cnut who owned a newspaper dies - everyone wants to know what rosebud meant...well it was some other cnut's pet name for his mistress's clit. |
02/4/01 20:17 |
Spruce Page 12. “…the precision of estimates can be calculated and Table A2.2 indicates the range within which there is a 90% chance that the true value lies.” *sneaks look at thread again* “…the precision of estimates can be calculated and Table A2.2…” expletiveing cnuts |
02/4/01 20:14 |
Dan Meerkatspotting. meerkats shoot up a lot and generally act the cnut and get confused as to whether they are glamourising or condemning the taking of hard drugs |
02/4/01 20:12 |
MsMonkey Meerkatacus "I'm Meerkatcus and so's my wife!" |
02/4/01 20:11 |
TomD Scarmeerkat Drug addled criminal meerkat goes mentla and invites some gun toting meerkats to "come and meet his little friend". The dirty cnut. |
02/4/01 20:09 |
MsMonkey The Scent of a Meerkat A blind former soldier shouts a lot and sniffs Meerkats. perverted cnut. |
02/4/01 20:06 |
Simon_T Meerkat's House Party A brightly-coloured meerkat with extra fur on its face dumps gunge on other meerkats, while they cheer. Cnuts, the lot of 'em. |
02/4/01 20:02 |
chris Crouching Tiger, Hidden Meerkat A Meerkat's penis is transformed into a magical sword, female Meerkats fly around in the air. cnuts. |
02/4/01 20:02 |
tree fnords 19:53 has brightened up my life |
02/4/01 20:01 |
Dan Rita, Sue & Meerkat too. Fat unappealling middle aged meerkat cnut bones two repulsive scabby cnuts |
02/4/01 20:01 |
chris The Big Meerkat a hippy meerkat gets mistaken for another meerkat, spends a lot of time drinking white russians and smoking dope. lazy cnut. |
02/4/01 20:00 |
Yossarian Meerkat v Meerkat two meerkats behave like c*nts and baby meerkat gets lifelong psychological problems. |
02/4/01 19:58 |
Yossarian Alien Meerkats In space, no-one can hear you squeak |
02/4/01 19:57 |
MsMonkey Meerkat III "A cnut, a cnut! My kingdom for a cnut!" |
02/4/01 19:57 |
chris My Meerkat Launderette A Meerkat opens a launderette for other meerkats. what a cnut! |
02/4/01 19:56 |
Yossarian 2001: A Space Meerkat two men fly a massive meerkat to Jupiter. It's a c*nt and tries to kill them both |
02/4/01 19:55 |
TomD The Three Muskemeerkats. "One for all and we're all cnuts!" |
02/4/01 19:54 |
MsMonkey The Man With Two Meerkats Poor cnut, as if one wasn't enough. |
02/4/01 19:53 |
fnord Stop! Or my Meerkat will shoot What was Stallone thinking? The cnut |
02/4/01 19:52 |
Dan a MeerKat & a gentleman. See below, no planes & smarter uniforms |
02/4/01 19:52 |
Dan Top Meerkat. Meerkats fly fast planes & bond & shag women despite strong homo-erotic overtones. Cnuts |
02/4/01 19:52 |
MsMonkey It's a Wonderful Meerkat No it isn't, it's a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:52 |
fnord Edward Meerkathands Mad zoologist creates artifial son with, for some reason, the cnutiest hands on Earth. |
02/4/01 19:49 |
TomD The Meerkat Files. Stupid conspiracy theory shite. Featuring meerkats. And alien meerkats too. And they're all cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:48 |
Yossarian The Meerkat with the Golden Gun meerkat tries to take over world. c*nt |
02/4/01 19:48 |
fnord It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Meerkat Groups of madcap assorted stereotypes race around Amreica in search of buried treasure, only to find the meerkats had got there already. The cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:46 |
MsMonkey The Island of Dr Meerkat fat cnut on an island. |
02/4/01 19:45 |
TomD Jerry Meerkater Redneck meerkats reveal that they're sleeping with their own mothers who are in turn transexual prostitutes. They then start shouting at wach other. Cnuts the lot of 'em! |
02/4/01 19:44 |
Spruce Stop making me laugh, the lot of you! It's distracting me from my work *starts at page 12 of government report, yet again* |
02/4/01 19:43 |
TomD Meerkat McBeal Neurotic, anorexic lawyer meerkat spends all her time hallucinating and whingeing. The cnut. |
02/4/01 19:42 |
Dan Last Meerkat in Paris Meerkat gets a slab of butter smeared up its arse before being penetrated by a fat cnut. Don't know what happens in the rest of the film |
02/4/01 19:41 |
MsMonkey Jerry Meerkat "Show me the Meerkat!" |
02/4/01 19:41 |
Simon_T Dead Meerkat Walking A meerkat gets sentenced to death because it's a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:40 |
Simon_T Meerkat Express Life for a meerkat is hard in a Turkish prison, amongst the cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:39 |
MsMonkey The Day of the Meerkat A Meerkat tries to assassinate Charles de Gualle. cnut. |
02/4/01 19:39 |
Simon_T You've Got Meerkats Two meerkats fall in love via email. Audiences think they're both cnuts. And they're right. |
02/4/01 19:39 |
tree Police Academeerkat cnuts on patrol |
02/4/01 19:38 |
Simon_T There's Something About Meerkats Lots of jokes about wanking and cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:37 |
Yossarian Dirty Meerkat do ya feel lucky, c*nt? |
02/4/01 19:37 |
Simon_T Meerkathy Come Home A meerkat gets thrown out of its home by cnuts from the council. |
02/4/01 19:36 |
tree Zombie Flesh Meerkats undead cnuts go doolally. wankers. you kill em, you bury em. hey presto 5 minutes later they've risen from the grave and are trying to bite your feet off |
02/4/01 19:36 |
Yossarian Twelve Angry Meerkats innocent boy gets hanged `cause the jurors are c*nts |
02/4/01 19:35 |
tankgirl The Wicker Meerkat meerkat cnuts create giant straw meerkat and burn the cnut. BURN THEM! |
02/4/01 19:35 |
MsMonkey The Meerkat Chainsaw Massacre Meerkat + Chainsaw = cnuting murder. |
02/4/01 19:32 |
TomD Candymeerkat. A meerkat with a hook for a paw goes round eviscerating other meerkats when someone says his name five times in a mirror. What a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:32 |
MsMonkey A Cnut in the Dark "The Meerkat ate my baby!" |
02/4/01 19:31 |
tree National Lampoons Meerkat Vacation. the little shitting cnuts go on holiday. |
02/4/01 19:30 |
tree meerkat nyman! like it. hehehe |
02/4/01 19:30 |
MsMonkey Village of the Meerkat Meerkats born simultaneously in an English village prove to be super-cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:28 |
TomD Meerkatbeth Mental Lord Meerkatbeth stabs the King Meerkat to get the throne. The cnut. |
02/4/01 19:28 |
Simon_T Run Meerkat Run The only thing anyone knows about it is that the lead meerkat has red hair. And is a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:27 |
Simon_T American Meerkat Patrick Meerkat kills lots of people for being cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:26 |
JasonX meerkats drowning by numbers some meerkats drown, but not enough of the cnuts. musical score by meerkat nynam - he's a cnut and all. |
02/4/01 19:26 |
Simon_T Smokey And The Meerkat Some cowboys and their untamed pets take a wild journey across America in search of some cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:26 |
tree Meerkaft : blaxpoitation cop thriller "They say that Meerkaft is a bad muthaf... shut your mouth! well, he's a cnut!" |
02/4/01 19:26 |
MsMonkey The Meerkat Inferno A big building is on fire. Some Meerkats started it. Probably. Cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:24 |
MsMonkey To Kill a Meerkatingbird. Don't be fooled by the title, not one of the little cnuts dies. |
02/4/01 19:24 |
JasonX trop meerkat pour moi bloke can't get it up because his wife is a meerkat and she's a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:23 |
TomD Tree! Go to my Wolves thread. |
02/4/01 19:22 |
tree "A dead Meerkat. He died of being a cnut." hehehehehe |
02/4/01 19:22 |
MsMonkey The Meerkatist A young girl is possesed by a real cnut of a Meerkat. "Your Meerkat sucks cocks in hell". Indeed. |
02/4/01 19:21 |
Spruce Hehehe |
02/4/01 19:20 |
TomD The naked meerkat. Cnunting, wannabe-cockney meerkat cooks food, whilst saying 'pukka' every 5 seconds. The cnut. |
02/4/01 19:20 |
Spruce Meerkatspotting A bunch of Edinburgh cnuts run around pretending to be hard. |
02/4/01 19:18 |
MsMonkey Truly, Meerkatly, Deeply A dead Meerkat. He died of being a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:15 |
JasonX twelve meerkats time traveller must discover the details of the organistaion of the twleve meerkats, who (in the future) virtually destroy humankind and drive the pitiful remnants underground. it's cos they were envious cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:08 |
MsMonkey Bill and Ted's Meerkat Adventure.
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02/4/01 19:07 |
tankgirl Four Meerkats and a Meerkat Meerkats shag, get married and die. And they're all cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:07 |
JasonX salaam meerkat very young meerkats live a unimaginably terrible life of poverty, crime and abuse. but it's ok cos they're cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:07 |
MsMonkey How Green Was My Meerkat Not very. But he was a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:06 |
tankgirl Educating Meerkat Cnuting old drunken professor meerkat gets busy with his common trollop cnut of a stoodent who grows her hair long and becomes a literary cnut. |
02/4/01 19:06 |
TomD Gone in 60 Meerkats. Meerkats go round stealing flash cars. The cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:06 |
MsMonkey Meerkat Day. The Meerkat casts no shadow. Bill Meerkat lives the same day over and over again, and the cnut still falls for Andie MeerkatDowell. who is a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:05 |
Simon_T X-Meerkats Mutant meerkats fight for good. But are still cnuts. |
02/4/01 19:04 |
Simon_T Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Meerkats A previously unknown colony of meerkats in the East End - or so they'd like you to believe - do stuff in slightly darkened circumstances. Cnuts, the lot of 'em. |
02/4/01 19:02 |
TomD Meerkat Wars: Episode One. The meerkat menace. Little, soon to be Darth Meerkat, Anakin Meerkatwalker, is a cnut. Unsurprisingly. |
02/4/01 19:02 |
Simon_T Silence Of The Meerkats A dangerous Welsh meerkat eats its victims, because it's a cnut. |
02/4/01 19:01 |
JasonX lord of the meerkats some cnut with hairy paws chucks a ring into a volcano |
02/4/01 19:00 |
MsMonkey Top Meerkat Tom Cnut is a cnut in a cnuting plane with cnuting shades. |
02/4/01 19:00 |
JasonX return of the jedi cutesie fluffy cnuts win highly improbable victory over imperial forces. they are called ewoks. |
02/4/01 18:59 |
TomD Return of the Meerkat. "I'm a cnut, like my father before me" |
02/4/01 18:59 |
MsMonkey The Meerkat strikes Back "You're not my father - cnut!" |
02/4/01 18:58 |
JasonX trop meerkat pour moi schizo cnut does husband's head in |
02/4/01 18:58 |
MsMonkey Rita, Sue and Meerkat too. Schoolgirl babysitters are introduced to sex by a Meerkat in his car. he is a cnut. |
02/4/01 18:57 |
TomD Meerkat Wars A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, meerkats are still cnuts. |
02/4/01 18:56 |
MsMonkey The Discreet charm of the Meerkatie some cnuts try to have dinner, and mostly fail. |
02/4/01 18:55 |
MsMonkey Meerkat on the Bounty. Who's the biggest cnut, Captain Meerkat or Meerkat Fletcher? fcuked if I know. |
02/4/01 18:54 |
JasonX l'annee derniere a meerkatbad indescribably tedious film about a posh meerkat party where a posh male meerkat spends the whole time stalking this female posh meerkat cos he's a cnut. |
02/4/01 18:53 |
MsMonkey Meerkat Encounter A meerkat gets something in her eye, another meerkat gets it out for her. They're so terribly, terribly cnutish. |
02/4/01 18:52 |
Simon_T Billy Meerkat A young meerkat learns to dance despite the attitude of his elders, who are cnuts. |
02/4/01 18:51 |
TomD The Thin Red Meerkat More of the same, just with less well known meerkats. They're still cnuts though. |
02/4/01 18:50 |
TomD hehehehehehe. |
02/4/01 18:49 |
Simon_T Saving Private Meerkat American meerkats make a hell of a lot of noise in getting killed by German meerkat cnuts. Then bugger all happens for ages, thanks to the meerkat's heightened sense of American patriotic sentimentality, which really is the sign of a cnut. |
02/4/01 18:46 |
TomD Meerkatic Park II More cnunting genetically modified meerkats. Won't the cnuts leave us alone? |
02/4/01 18:45 |
Simon_T Meerkatic Park A rich scientist creates a park full of genetically modified meerkats, which, being the cnuts they are, escape to terrorise Sam Neill. |
02/4/01 18:18 |
HLaS as in wicked man, like DEFII wiv Normski still can't believe someone was knobbing JSP, or Normski actually |
02/4/01 18:18 |
BioPOT egg-stealing burrow-dwelling cnut's to a meerkat |
02/4/01 18:17 |
JasonX *realises meerkats are a type of mongoose* oh - they're all cnuts. |
02/4/01 18:17 |
HLaS Mongeese def. |
02/4/01 18:17 |
BioPOT meerkats - they're all a bunch of cnuts! |
02/4/01 18:16 |
JasonX which are cnutier - mongooses or meerkats? |
02/4/01 18:15 |
HLaS Wild Mongeese A crack commando unit of mongeese (funded by mysterious zoo owners) are sent into Bukini Fasoa to rescue the captured Meerkats. The Meerkats, upon their release, murder their rescuers as the are cnuts. |
02/4/01 18:14 |
HLaS The Meerkat Brief Sexy young Meerkat uncovers insidious conspiracy to destroy the troops burrow, and the defection of the President (George Meerkat) to their cold war rivals the Mongeese |
02/4/01 18:13 |
BioPOT Attack of the 50ft Meerkat (as if they are not f*cking cnuts enough without being as high as two houses) Starring Daryl Hannah |
02/4/01 18:12 |
BioPOT Jason and the Meerkats Jason sets off in his Land Rover to discover the Golden Shower, but he gets done over by his meerkat crew cos dey is cnuts innit. |
02/4/01 18:10 |
HLaS Thunder-Meerkats Daft badly drawn cartoon of a group of randomly talented meerkats which fight as the side of good against the evil Mumrameerkat (provider of the most prolific childhood fantasy star ever Meerkatcheatara) |
02/4/01 18:09 |
BioPOT Planet of the Meerkats A bunch of Naturalists led by David Attenborough are forced to crash land their jeep on a rocky outcrop in the desert only to be captured and enslaved as dumb animals by the dominant species - meerkats. Turns out it was Earth after all. Cnuts |
02/4/01 18:09 |
JasonX sorry that last film was called "The Wages of Being a Cnut" |
02/4/01 18:08 |
JasonX The Wages Of Fear a shower of meerkats transport some nitro glycerine across the south american jungle, but they're all cnuts so they die. |
02/4/01 18:07 |
BioPOT A Twat-load of meerkats |
02/4/01 18:07 |
HLaS definately a shower of meerkats (cnut's that they are) |
02/4/01 18:07 |
BioPOT Meerkat on the Buses Sit Down! Exact Change Only! Stop Ringing the F*ckin Bell! Get off my F*cking Bus! Meep! |
02/4/01 18:06 |
HLaS Meerkatropolis A mad inventor attempts to construct a mechanical Meerkat... |
02/4/01 18:06 |
JasonX does anyone know what the collective noun for meerkats is?
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02/4/01 18:05 |
HLaS he he |
02/4/01 18:05 |
tankgirl Close Encounters of the Meerkat Kind Extra-sensory Meerkat makes mountain out of his own shit to communicate with alien cnuts. |
02/4/01 18:03 |
BioPOT 7 Days of Meerkats Grainy B&W movie set in Wolverhampton about a Meerkat just goin about his business. |
02/4/01 18:03 |
HLaS Meerkatacus Roman epic - the recently enslaved Meerkatacus fights the professional Glatators of Rome in the ancient Colluseum to win his freedom and avenge the deaths of his fellow Meerkati |
02/4/01 18:01 |
BioPOT Carry on Meerkat Sid James, Hattie Jaques, Charles Hawtry et al capering about with a fu*king meerkat
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02/4/01 17:59 |
JasonX seven meerkats a small community of hamsters is terrorised by marauding mongooses who nick all their food. the hamsters persuade seven down-on-their-luck meerkats to protect them in exchange for food. |
02/4/01 17:59 |
BioPOT Das Meerkat German underwater wartime mammal epic (B&W) |
02/4/01 17:58 |
HLaS Le Meerkat French subtitles. Mainly just Meerkats smoking in bedrooms. |
02/4/01 17:56 |
BioPOT Meerkat on a Hot Tin Roof Watch the bastard dance! |
02/4/01 17:55 |
HLaS Enter The Meerkat The less said about it the better, but I'm sure you can guess |
02/4/01 17:53 |
BioPOT MEERKAT A Rouge Meerkat stalks American Tourists in the serengheti. Roy Schieder, on moving to th eKenya as a park ranger, engages in a battle of wits against the animal until both are brought face-to-face in a bloodthirsty finale. |
02/4/01 17:51 |
tankgirl How could I have missed this thread! Great thread! |
02/4/01 17:50 |
tankgirl Meerkat and I. Two out of work acting meerkat cnuts go to Cumbria, catch foot and mouth, shag Uncle Monty Meerkat and become loved by all student cnuts. |
02/4/01 17:45 |
TomD Meerkat. Shit sequel featuring a meerkat cnunting around in Florence and eating other meerkats. The cnut. |
02/4/01 17:39 |
Yossarian Silence of the Meerkats shit film with bugger all to do with meerkats. Or lambs. |
02/4/01 15:13 |
fnord hehehehe |
02/4/01 15:13 |
TomD Fortunate Meerkats A bunch of effeffelle meerkats fluke past vastly superior opposition. Why? because they're cnuts. |
02/4/01 12:16 |
fnord Debbie Does Meerkats not as exciting as it sounds, but lots of cnuts |
02/4/01 11:45 |
Yossarian When Harry the Meerkat Met Sally the Meerkat two meerkats spend about fifteen incerdibly tedious years sniffing each others' arses and performing other arcane courtship rituals before Harry finally plucks up the courage to invite Sally back to his burrow for a quickie |
02/4/01 11:37 |
fnord A Meerkat too far basically piccies of a meerkat, which I think you'll agree is too much for anyone |
02/4/01 10:53 |
Yossarian Where Meerkats Dare One of the most divisive of all meerkat flicks. Some meerkats parachute into Nazi Germany, where they're supposed to be co-operating but then they start murdering each other as soon as David Attenborough's back is turned. It turns out the whole thing is a stunt, arranged to find out which meerkat is really a mole (disguised by sticking a long tail on his arse) - it's Richard Burton's job to expose the mole, rescue the tail, and whisk it back off to Blighty so he can shag it senseless before Clint Eastwood can get his mucky paws on it. |
02/4/01 10:50 |
Yossarian The Great Meerkat Escape they work together to burrow out then slink off into the undergrowth. For meerkats, it was no big deal, really. |
02/4/01 10:15 |
fnord hehehe |
02/4/01 10:15 |
Yossarian Meerkat de Sources Emmanuelle Beart dances naked in a field, so who gives a f*ck about meerkats? |
02/4/01 10:12 |
fnord The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and her Meerkat Complex story of love, betrayal and vermin |
02/4/01 10:10 |
Yossarian Meerkat on the Orient Express there's a bunch of rich c*nts on a train and one of them is really a meerkat, but you don't know which one `cause they've all got the motive and the cute little turned up nose. |
02/4/01 09:54 |
Spruce Hahaha! |
02/4/01 09:52 |
Bing Meerkattack of the Killer Tomatoes Mutant meerkats unite with unthreatening vegetables in assault on trailer trash idiots. The cnuts. |
02/4/01 09:41 |
Yossarian The Sound of Meerkat a heady mixture of social co-operation and murder set against a back-drop of international politics. And some f*cking shite songs. |
02/4/01 09:27 |
Yossarian Full Metal Meerkat vietnam, it was awful man, them meerkats kept so low you just couldn't see 'em in the jungle, you just never knew when it was coming. |
02/4/01 09:25 |
fnord dirty rotten meerkats some meerkats con rich idiots out of their money on the French Riviera and live it up in luxury holes in the ground, the cnuts |
02/4/01 09:19 |
Yossarian sex, lies and wildlife on one |
02/4/01 09:18 |
fnord sex, lies and meerkat animal porn of the cnutiest type |
02/4/01 09:07 |
Simon_T Meerkat Deeley? |
02/4/01 09:02 |
fnord Whats New Meerkat? 60's based romantic cnutish shenanigans |
02/4/01 08:53 |
Simon_T Bridget Jones' Meerkat A single woman tells her meerkat all her self-esteem problems. She is a cnut. |
02/4/01 08:52 |
Simon_T Miss Meerkatiality An undercover agent is entered for Miss Meerkat, because the other entrants are cnuts. |
02/4/01 08:44 |
MsMonkey Right - really must go - half dressed, half asleep and half mad with these cnuting meerkat shenanigans! |
02/4/01 08:43 |
MsMonkey 101 Meerkats a large number of meerkats pretend to be cute. but they are in fact cnuts. |
02/4/01 08:42 |
MsMonkey Meerkataway a cnut talks to a basketball and grows a beard. |
02/4/01 08:42 |
Bing Nathan Meerkat What a cnut |
02/4/01 08:41 |
Bing HAHAHAHA!!!! |
02/4/01 08:41 |
MsMonkey Faster Meerkat, Kill, kill! In a film by Russ Meerkat, Meerkats with unfeasibly large norks are killers. and cnuts. |
02/4/01 08:38 |
Bing American Meerkat A meerkat reckons himself a little bit. Following a lengthy period of fur grooming and sharpening of teeth he heads out into the surrounding warrens to tear some other cnuts apart. It could be a satire on meerkat greed, but more likely it’s because he’s a cnut. |
02/4/01 08:35 |
MsMonkey Taxi Meercat A Meerkat with a mohican says "are you looking at me" This is what's known as a cnuting rhetorical question as there is no cnut there to answer the cnut. |
02/4/01 08:31 |
Bing The Shawshank Meerkat. A real cnut of a meerkat tunnels out of prison. On the way he does over the big bad weasel and ends up sanding boats the other side of the warren. |
02/4/01 08:29 |
Bing what a champion thread |
02/4/01 08:27 |
MsMonkey Hurrah! In Bed with Meerkat the baseball playing, pretend native american cnut gets called a cnut by a meerkat in a pointy bra. *head hurts. must stop now* |
02/4/01 08:23 |
tree hurrah! i made someones dream! ;o) yep, by all means, come over and get in bed wi' me. |
02/4/01 08:20 |
MsMonkey can I come back to bed with you? I'm cnuting knackered...oh remind me to tell you about my dream - me, you, my mum a game of football, David Baddiel, Frank Skinner and a fight... |
02/4/01 08:17 |
tree hehehe yep. i'm off to c*nting bed. nightnight |
02/4/01 08:15 |
MsMonkey Are you Sleepless in Meerkatle then? Help me, I can't stop! |
02/4/01 08:12 |
tree i haven't been to bed yet! *proud* |
02/4/01 08:11 |
MsMonkey Field of Meerkats "If you build it they will come". He does and the cnuts play baseball. |
02/4/01 03:03 |
TomD An American Meerkat in London A yank is bitten by a cnunting meerkat on the moors and terrorises London by turning into a cnut when there's a full moon. |
02/4/01 02:54 |
MsMonkey I was a Teenage Meerkat Meerkat Landon is a hairy cnut. |
02/4/01 02:39 |
tree gah! i missed a really immature thread!!! damn! |
02/4/01 02:04 |
MsMonkey This is Spinal Meerkat smell the cnut. |
02/4/01 01:24 |
TomD Dances with Meerkats. Kevin Costner befrieds some naive americans who call him 'dances with meerkats' because he's such a cnut. |
02/4/01 01:06 |
KillaMeerkat Don't make me cnutish, Tom. you wouldn't like me when I was cnutish. I'm going to take my eyes of a cnut to bed now, but the meerkat also rises. fear the cnut. |
02/4/01 01:02 |
TomD Urgh. |
02/4/01 01:00 |
KillaMeerkat Of all the cnuts in all the world, you had to walk into mine.
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02/4/01 00:57 |
TomD A Few Good Meerkats! |
02/4/01 00:56 |
KillaMeerkat You can't handle cnut! You don't know what cnut is! |
02/4/01 00:55 |
TomD Fifteen Meerkats. Taglines America likes cnuting meerkats. The killings won't stop until meerkats aren't cnuts. "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." - Andy Meerkat, 1967
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02/4/01 00:50 |
TomD The Meerkat. A detective meerkat(James Meerkat) tracking a serial killer (Keanu Meerkat) gives up all hope of solving the crimes and moves to another city. After he's settled in the old acquaintance makes himself known. The serial killer meerkat has resurrected and begins sending him new pictures of new meerkats. One of which is the meerkat's psychiatrist (Meerkat Tomei).
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02/4/01 00:48 |
KillaMeerkat Oi! Leave it aht! |
02/4/01 00:29 |
Spruce Got booted for fifteen minutes there. It's even funnier reading a load of these at once. A "cnut in a leather coat" - hehehe! I love you too, MsM: I think Titanic Meerkat's my favourite |
02/4/01 00:24 |
johnny HAHAHAHA, no idea, but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying
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02/4/01 00:20 |
MsMonkey Pulp Meerkat years later the meerkat, now a fat cnut dances again and is a killer. and a drug addict. and a cnut. |
02/4/01 00:19 |
MsMonkey Saturday Night Meerkat A meerkat dresses like a cnut and dances. |
02/4/01 00:15 |
MsMonkey Raising Meerkats "My Meerkat's womb was a barren place where my seed could find no purchase" |
02/4/01 00:15 |
Simon_T The Weakest Meerkat A cnut in a leather coat berates people who get quiz questions wrong. When a contestant is voted out, it says to them "You are the weakest meerkat, and furthermore a cnut. Piss off." |
02/4/01 00:10 |
MsMonkey Spruce I think I love you! |
02/4/01 00:09 |
MsMonkey Big Meerkat. A bunch of meerkats are filmed about their business in a house. the scouse cnut meerkat wins. |
02/4/01 00:08 |
Spruce The Big Meerkatski Some cnut pisses on his rug |
02/4/01 00:07 |
MsMonkey Erin Meerkat a lady meerkat who has unfeasible cleavage. and is a cnut. |
02/4/01 00:01 |
TomD Seven Meerkats for seven other meerkats. Musical fun for meerkats! |
02/4/01 00:01 |
MsMonkey Titanic Meerkat. The meerkat sinks because it is a cnut. |
02/4/01 00:00 |
MsMonkey Meerkat vs Meerkat... in a bid to ditch their cnutish tag, Meerkat Streep and Dustin Hoffmeerkat go tearjerker.
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01/4/01 23:58 |
TomD Gladiator : A meerkat will come. |
01/4/01 23:58 |
MsMonkey the director's cnut! Yay! |
01/4/01 23:58 |
MsMonkey crouching tiger, hidden meerkat Killer kungfu meerkats - with swords! |
01/4/01 23:57 |
Spruce Killer Meerkats: the Director's Cnut |
01/4/01 23:56 |
TomD South Park : Bigger, Longer and with meerkats. |
01/4/01 23:56 |
MsMonkey All Meerkats are cnuts...and feckers too.
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01/4/01 23:55 |
Simon_T So, films with killer Meerkats. Who are cnuts. |
01/4/01 23:50 |
TomD I knew that. |
01/4/01 23:50 |
Simon_T From what I can gather, she's shagging Patrick Kielty - they deserve each other - and may well have attended The Sylvia Young School For Low Rent Van Outenalikes. In Ireland. With meerkats, possibly. Ha! Back on point. |
01/4/01 23:49 |
MsMonkey She does the Big Breakfast with Paul Tonkinson and Donna Air - she's a twat. |
01/4/01 23:46 |
TomD Who the hell is Amanda Bryam? I've seen the other two on telly before but not her (thankfully). |
01/4/01 23:46 |
MsMonkey Haha! |
01/4/01 23:43 |
Simon_T That's no way to talk about Paul Tonkinson. |
01/4/01 23:42 |
MsMonkey Not true, Simon - Amanda's big hairy wart will be the distinguishing feature! |
01/4/01 23:41 |
Simon_T And apparently Meerkat #5 is presenting the Big Breakfast next week. Insiders reckon that most viewers won't be able to tell the difference between the desert-dwelling hunter-gatherer cnuts and Amanda Byram. |
01/4/01 23:40 |
MsMonkey Gone with the Meerkat Scarlett O'Hara fiddles with a meerkat while Atlanta burns. |
01/4/01 23:39 |
MsMonkey hehehe |
01/4/01 23:38 |
TomD At home with the Meerkats? Where a meerkat family gets into 'hilarious' japes when the mother wins the lottery and doesn't tell the other meerkats. |
01/4/01 23:38 |
Simon_T *rejoices in getting laugh out of a joke about Tim Healy* |
01/4/01 23:38 |
fnord
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01/4/01 23:37 |
Simon_T Course, it all went downhill for them after Meerkat #3 was seen in the Met Bar with Gail Porter. |
01/4/01 23:37 |
fnord BraveMeerkat - they can fill in our lairs, but they can never take our cnutiness!
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01/4/01 23:37 |
MsMonkey HAHAHA! |
01/4/01 23:36 |
Simon_T I gather Carlton are already lining up An Audience With The Killer Meerkats. Tim Healy and Denise Welch have already booked their front row seats for the thousandth ITV Audience With in a row. |
01/4/01 23:36 |
Spruce Its nose is rotting hideously |
01/4/01 23:35 |
fnord
the eyes of a cnut |
01/4/01 23:35 |
Spruce *sips whisky from complimentary Meerkat crystal glass handed out at press screening* |
01/4/01 23:33 |
MsMonkey hehehe...there's a slim line between cuteness and cnutness - the Meerkats have crossed it |
01/4/01 23:33 |
Simon_T My nephew has already asked for the SingALongAKillerMeerkat toy for this Christmas, so he can join in with such specially written compositions as 'And The BBC Made Fun Of Us In That Wildlife On One Documentary From The 80's', 'We're One Step Up From Badgers', and the Oscar-nominated 'Cnuts Unite'. For ages 5+. |
01/4/01 23:33 |
TomD Invasion of the Meerkat Snatchers! |
01/4/01 23:32 |
Spruce Killer Meerkats: the Director's Cut |
01/4/01 23:32 |
TomD What about, "Meerkat, in space no-one can hear you eeeep!" |
01/4/01 23:32 |
MsMonkey What Meerkats Want, starring Mel Gibson as a man who can suddenly read the minds of Killer MeerKats |
01/4/01 23:31 |
Simon_T I'm waiting for the DVD release, with the optional soundtrack from the producer explaining how the meerkats were directed to show the most possible cnutness. |
01/4/01 23:31 |
Yossarian but surely these aren't the real meerkats anyway? They've all had their bodies taken over by meerkats from another planet |
01/4/01 23:31 |
fnord and in Meerkats V, a foolish scientist has accidentally unleashed a 3 headed strain in the South American jungle and its down to the second cousin of the son of the original wildlife ranger to track them down and kill them with the toe of his boot
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01/4/01 23:30 |
TomD Watership Meerkat? |
01/4/01 23:30 |
TomD That should be Killer Meerkats 3D. It's just like the little cnuts' heads are popping up at you. |
01/4/01 23:30 |
Spruce Bride of the Killer Meerkat |
01/4/01 23:29 |
Simon_T And, of course, the spin-off Big Friendly Weasels cartoon? |
01/4/01 23:29 |
Simon_T What about The Meerkat's Revenge, where the ringleader, presumed incarcerated for life by the voles at the end of the first film, is mysteriously sighted amongst rabbit warrens? |
01/4/01 23:29 |
TomD Hehehehehehehe. |
01/4/01 23:28 |
MsMonkey Apparently Michael Caine is up for the sequel to the sequel - Killer Meerkats 3: those cnuts are back again! |
01/4/01 23:28 |
TomD "Dundundundundundundundun, DUNDUN, DUNDUN" |
01/4/01 23:27 |
fnord I'm waiting for Meerkats IV, where the son of the original wildlife ranger realises he's been followed to Europe by descendants of the first books meerkats, and he has to kill them by even more outlandish means - poison tumbleweed, booby traps in lairs, decoy meerkats stuffed with explosives |
01/4/01 23:26 |
Simon_T I'd like to hear Growly Bloke read out that tagline on the trailer. |
01/4/01 23:25 |
Spruce The film opens with an eagle soaring high over the desert, descending for the kill then suddenly being sucked headfirst down a burrow |
01/4/01 23:24 |
MsMonkey Yes! Oh my god! Are you in fact Peter Benchley, fnord?! |
01/4/01 23:23 |
TomD "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the umm, sort of deserty thingy" |
01/4/01 23:22 |
fnord Do the meerkats terrorise a small American town, and no-one will listen to the wildlife officer who first saw them? and lots of people get nibbled to death? |
01/4/01 23:22 |
MsMonkey Hurrah! |
01/4/01 23:21 |
Spruce Nah, but it's making me laugh anyway every time I look at the title |
01/4/01 23:20 |
MsMonkey they would kill you as soon as look at you... blah, blah - this isn't going anywhere is it? |
01/4/01 23:14 |
Spruce That's very profound, Yoss, but you'll have to explain it to me |
01/4/01 23:13 |
MsMonkey Peter Benchley is writing a book about it, so it must be true |
01/4/01 23:13 |
Yossarian shhh! Mustn't let truth get in the way of some beautiful social analogies. |
01/4/01 23:12 |
Spruce Hahaha! |
01/4/01 23:12 |
MsMonkey Apparently.... |