Midfield battle

	16/10/98	SimonT Sean, will you be able to cope with appearing in lots of celebrity golf tournaments?
	16/10/98	Donna Mum had gone to Farm Foods
	16/10/98	SeanP i can always turn into the Tarby of all talk. My missus!! Ho Ho!!
	16/10/98	Donna Sean; yuo're wasted here
	15/10/98	SeanP swimmin' in denial: you'll get bilharzia!!
	15/10/98	Gooner Very sorry?
	15/10/98	SeanP soz.
	15/10/98	BeckB Dr P. That was too bad.
	15/10/98	SeanP been years since I was in Egypt.
	15/10/98	Gooner You'r in denial Sean. Come to terms with it.
	15/10/98	SeanP I don't think Roy will leave Man Ure: why would you want that thug anyway??
	15/10/98	Gooner Ha ha! No, I do really. Except when wearing a kilt. Keeeea-no, to the Arsenal!
	15/10/98	SeanP oops, sorry to barge in and that.
	15/10/98	Gooner You know damned well I don't wear underwear!!
	15/10/98	SeanP keano stay. heap big fee needed for transfer. no go to gunners. mind you, he only plays when he's wearing a green shirt at the moment, perhaps he should replace Stowell???
	15/10/98	BeckB You mean you really do have old gold/red & white reversable socks Gooner? Do you have some of those tasteful white boxer shorts with red cannons on, as peddled by the 'Arsenal World of Sport', too?
	15/10/98	Gooner Two spoons and a tea-strainer.
	15/10/98	tree I'll bet you a spoon that he isn't!
	15/10/98	Gooner How did you know what I looked like? I'll bet you £10 he is.
	15/10/98	tree Actually...if Keano had to leave for a less significant club than Wolves, I'd rather it be Arsenal or maybe Liverpool.(he's a Liverpool fan)
	15/10/98	tree Gooner: He really isn't coming to Arsenal so get used to it you desparate dan you!
	15/10/98	Gooner tree, stop scaring her. Did you see what Brady said? All a big cover up for his imminent transfer.
	15/10/98	tree Sorry, you're all talking about Spurs and I feel lonely.
	15/10/98	tree Hey! It wasn't me who left them around!
	15/10/98	BeckB tree, get away from me, you dirty boy.
	15/10/98	tree wait there....!!!!! WHOSE ARE THESE PANTS!!!!??????
	15/10/98	Gooner I reckon, missB. They must be cambridge socks. Are they 'old' gold?
	15/10/98	tree gold and black, with a reversible white and red inner?
	15/10/98	BeckB Oh?? That's strange. Maybe something's gone amiss...
	15/10/98	Gooner What colour are they?
	15/10/98	tree can I just interupt you two for a second? Do these socks belong to any of you?
	15/10/98	Gooner But I found I'd replied to that which I had..
	15/10/98	BeckB I found nothing to reply to...
	15/10/98	Gooner Yes. You? Been quiet today.
	15/10/98	BeckB Busy, Gooner?
	15/10/98	Gooner Liam Brady said that he wasn't that impressed by Keane. Said he was still too raw. Just keeping the price down Liam?
	15/10/98	tree Keane stars for Ireland «« Robbie Keane was in sparkling form for the Republic of Ireland last night, scoring two goals in a 5-0 demolition of Malta. The 18 year old Dubliner put in a great performance and became the youngest player since Johnny Giles to score for his country. The first goal wasn't the best but the second was a superb effort, with the youngster nutmegging a defender before picking his spot to give the keeper no chance. Keane said: "To get one goal let alone two was a bonus. It was an even bigger bonus to become the youngest player to score for the Republic. Obviously I am absolutely delighted. To be honest the first goal was not the best I have scored but it hit the net and that is the main thing.Can me poopoo now?"
	14/10/98	SeanP bit of this, bit of that, mostly a paper for a conference next week.
	14/10/98	greg What is your work in progress?
	14/10/98	SeanP had a proper breakfast, but not a good sleep. greg: this thread is cheering me up no end, i keep "toggling" from my work in progress.
	14/10/98	greg You keep coming back to this thread MrP. Do you like a good skirmish in the midfield?
	14/10/98	tree I'm ok, good nights sleep and proper breakfast for once...and yourself?
	14/10/98	SeanP he's a witty one. Alright tree, how are ya?
	14/10/98	tree Good lad four!
	14/10/98	Gooner Funniest thing I've seen all afternoon.
	14/10/98	SeanP hee hee. watch out David Instone!!
	14/10/98	four Here's a bit more....Defensive woe emerges «« Wolves are keeping their fingers crossed over the fitness of defender Adrian Williams. The 28 year old suffered a neck injury while training with the Welsh squad yesterday. The loss of Williams this weekend will pose major problems because skipper Keith Curle is struggling to be fit for the weekend game at Portsmouth. Curle suffered a twisted knee in training and a big question mark hangs over his availability for Saturday. McGhee said: "All we can do is hope. Adrian is in contention for the Portsmouth game, babba! because me do poopoo in me nappy, gaagaa momma, can me av a lolli?"
	14/10/98	SeanP ha ha!! that lorraine hennessey does a fine job doesn't she??
	08/10/98	tree Bully on recovery trail «« Star striker Steve Bull is now on the road to recovery after his knee surgery. The 33 year old former England striker went into hospital on Tuesday for an operation on his niggling knee problem. Bully has been troubled by the injury all season and will now just have to be patient and wait and see if the clearing up work has done its job. Mark McGhee said: "GGAAAA GAAAA! ME dun ploppi out me botty, me wan nappy!" The club are hoping that the keyhole surgery will arrest the continual degeneration of Bully's knee and hopefully it will make him a lot more mobile.
	07/10/98	four What do you mean? Did you get my last e-mail?
	07/10/98	SteveBull i can't keep up with you
	07/10/98	four Star midfielder nearing fitness... Wolves could be boosted by the return to action of midfielder Simon Osborn when they return to footballing action in two weeks. The £1 million player has been sidelined for the last two games after suffering a hamstring injury. But the 26 year-old has been making good progress since he limped off in the 1-0 win over Bury, Wolves' only victory in nine matches. Boss Mark McGhee said "I dun weewee, me poopoo in mi nappi, and me lov it!" The midfielder could be in contention for the trip to Portsmouth on October 17. The Molineux outfit do not have a game for two weeks because of international call-ups. McGhee has been full of praise all season for the inventive skills of Osborn - a player he says is vital to their promotion push. Bum
	07/10/98	four Bully's surgery blow>>>> Star striker Steve Bull will go into hospital tomorrow for surgery on his niggling knee injury. The 33 year-old former England man, who has bagged an incredible 306 goals in 11 years, has been struggling with the problem all season. Bully's visit to the operating theatre should keep him out of the game for around three weeks. But he claims he will come back fitter than ever and determined to help the success-hungry club. Bully explained: "GAGA, GOO GOO GAA GAA, coochy coochy coo, gggooooo gaaaaa!!! me luv dinna!" he added. The arthroscopy for Bully is perfectly times - the club do not have a game for two weeks because of international call-ups. And if all goes to plan, Bully will only be force to sit out the October 17 clash against Portsmouth.
	07/10/98	four hey I'm only quoting from teamtalk!!! hehe
	07/10/98	SteveBull Four, that's not fair. I was on the phone to somebody when I read Carl's comment and I just burst out laughing. Now my client thinks I'm a nutter.
	07/10/98	four Date switch problems «« The Republic of Ireland have had to reschedule this weekend's proposed Euro 2000 qualifier against Yugoslavia for November 18. As a result mark McGhee could find himself missing three strikers. Both Robbie Keane and David Connolly could be called into Mick McCarthy's squad, ruling them out of the Norwich City game on November 14 and possibley even the Midlands derby at home to Birmingham Cityon November 22. Connolly himself is on the record as stating "Me wan dinner! Me ungry me do weewee in me pantis". Should Steve Bull still be recovering from his knee operation, a likely scenario despite the club insisting he'll miss only one game, then McGhee will have his three main strikers out. The boss has been watching Albanian striker Igli Tare recently. The need to make substantial moves in the transfer market couldn't be greater.
	07/10/98	four Carl Robinson has vowed to hang onto his first team shirt. The Welsh midfielder is 22 next week and has just regained his place in the first team. He said: "I dun poopoo in mi potty can me av a sweeti?" Robinson did admit that when he had been left out of the squad he had even been in to see the manager about his future at the club.