a very crap film. Why is it so popular?

(I very rarely get the opportunity on 40% to post the sentence "More wicker please, Miss Ekland". Let me just luxuriate in that fact for a couple of minutes.)

Anyway, are we offering Satch and bat as an offering to the gods after our crops failed? Good. More wicker, please, Miss Ekland!

*gone*

flaps

hurrr... she said "willies"... hurrr

that's the beauty of it; i may not be there at all, but you still get the willies

hehehe, I missed this thread before. How f.ucking hilarious! Too strange!

if you don't watch it, she'll post a picture.

shhh, pwx is watching. or might be.

Is that one of those big trucks? Like wot Ewebanks rides?

*climbs into panoptican, again*

*shits in stationery cupboard*

logocentrism: naming is shaming

*defenestrates people, randomly*

As a target or a mascot?

*names and shames everyone*

certainly fukkin not. the crusties stole my name.

*starts tabloid campaign to out logocentrists, with BioPOT splashed all over the front page*

hehe

whereas you, bat, are a banging acid techno fanboy, I do believe

Lobs in copy of "Usage and Abusage - A guide to good English" by Eric Partridge

naaah, i got the older version. jason's got the corrected version, wot with him being a bufty techno fanboy and all that.

correctED

Gives up

Right! I bet you're using the correct edition--you're soft, you are

satch - go and kill her, then you'll be rigth - ish.

looks like you need a subeditor, g

ROIGHT!

ROIGHT!

... from a safe distance, of course

PERISH even

*brandishes copy of Of Grammatology*

THUS PERSISH ALL JOURNOS

he's run off, anyway

*gets mecanno out*

Oh, deconstruction?

*slaps forehead*

calls bat out

deconstruction at 20 paces

*stands behind bio with shitty stick*

*stands behind gladney with pointy stick*

bloody insurers--bleeding me dry

*gets flaming torch*

who are you trying to push down a hill?

*peers out from behind crate of vinegar*

sorry!, tought you were sath, being all covered in tar and that

*pushes cheese down hill and chases it*

*waves fire & theft insurance certificate at biopot*

oops, lost me mob

*legs it*

BURN THEM!!!!!!!!

i don't want to get into a tar barrel with satch. i demand separate barrels. we're the 4th estate and should be treated with respect, y'know.

Parp!

OI!

*hands gladney feathers*

journos! put them all in the tar barrel!

Well done, mate. So you're not an investigative journo, then?

that tabloid journos are somehow 'better' journos than broadsheet types. satch started it Mister!!!

i'm here

of what?

bat wa shere this morning, trying to convinve Zinho and I os soemthing. we werentstanding for it tho

I haven't seen bat rouind here much lately. Maybe satch has done him in

hahahahahaha - I didn't know this had happened. How funny. What a comedy moment.

I work for the same company as someone who comes on here - shit forgotten who - but we work at different sites unfortunately.

*rolles on floor*

HAHAHAHA *roles on floor*0

Fnord told me about this last night and I only half beleived him that this could actualy happen.

Excellent stuff!

beria check this out.......

hehehehe

excellent work lads

what a pair

I heard that

I remember saying that Satch was so sharp he'd soon find out if abother 40%er was working in the same room as him. He's hot, goddamnit!

classic

go9od ld

now i have a decent pc, i can view best oif woithout my spectrum crashing

You know I put this on Best Of yesterday?

in fact he is the 'self-styled' scoop

bit like when Paul Ince decided to call himself 'The Guvnor'

heheheh bizarre!

What a classic thread that was.

Brilliant. It could only happen to a Satch!

hehehehehehe

How does tonight sound for a Best Of entry?

[works]

do some work you!!!!

that was weird. i reckon it's a sign from god to do some friggin work.

*laters*

Yee hoo!!!

shhh! They were looking for a female.

that's no girl. That's a trannie!

Simon - a new thread for 'Best Of'!

satch and bat - look twenty yards down the corridor...

see that lovely girl with the black skirt on?

Wave! Its me!

hahaaha classic moment

yeah. Bat just popped down from his desk - a good twenty yards away - to say 'Hi!'

what, in real life, like? Wish I'd gone for this IT job now. Sounds like no-one does any work there at all.

me and bat just had a very surreal conversation.

hahahah!

why don't you walk the 2 yards between you and talk instead?

oh i forgot........satch doesn't like using 'REAL' names when you meet

i think i need a ciggie, i'm feeling rather faint...

nice to meet yer!

bloody hell that was strange

bat - stand up. I'm wearing a red shirt at the end of the floor

f.ucking hell is that your name? Mind if I stick to 'bat'?

Nope, I'm on the same side as the reception desk, up by Banking Technology. And yerself?

you on the other side then, opposite reception?

mmmmm Risk Professional. Oh here it is.....'Waking Up to Weather Risk' - snazzy cover mate.

I'm off soon as well.

you work on the same floor and you didn't even know?

arf!

this is a bit expletivein bizarre

He his b/f!

aye thankyew tree

Risk Professional - I edit it. But not for much longer, I'm off at the end of the month.

er....me too. What publication?

DIal Square's 13:51 posting is brilliant.

third

bat - er....yes. What floor are you on?

Shmav - Sarah was the one wot told me! How does he know her?

(bat sits next to Satch!)

informa a licky boom boom down

Satch - do you know Sara Pope? This bloke here knows her and heard the same?

Its runour going round your company!

Errm, so do I. Are you based in Paul Street?

he's making a list of companies with gullible employees

bat - yes. Why?

Satch - did you say you work for Informa?

RIP Queen Mum

she doesn't look very well in this picture

cf Pamela Anderson, you mean?

I smell BULLSHIT

I'm terrible for that. As soon as I hear anything, no matter how ridiculous, I broadcast it round the office and round to my friends saying: "But it's true goddammit!"

I take it back

she STILL smells of piss

Well, you have to credit someone with coming up with such a wildly inventive, original rumour.

bollocks

sucker

its not 'scoop satch'

it's 'poop satch'

balls - looks like it's one of those e-rumours

shmav - Informa

nothing on BBC site.

so what.....she smelt of piss

still waiting for BBC or Reuters (or anyone) to post something up.....

Soem body here has just got a mail from his buyrd about it.

Satch - what company do you work for?

at last,

the price of gin will rocket

There was a rumour going round ages ago about this. Is she really dead or are yer all joking??

Is this like her much-publicised secret death a few months ago?

they don't call me 'scoop' Satch for nothing

she's been dead for ages,..........they pulled a ringer in for the public celebrations recently ...........it's a well known fact

Cue BBc dusting off the obit.

This runour just went round the office, but the BBC or pa press haven't got it yet.

you'll be yawning on the other side of your face once it's confirmed young man.

Satch is right. Someone's just rung me and said the same thing.

*yawn*

don't believe me eh?

you heard it here first.