24/8/00 23:08 |
gladney a very crap film. Why is it so popular? |
24/8/00 18:40 |
Simon_T (I very rarely get the opportunity on 40% to post the sentence "More wicker please, Miss Ekland". Let me just luxuriate in that fact for a couple of minutes.) |
24/8/00 18:40 |
Simon_T Anyway, are we offering Satch and bat as an offering to the gods after our crops failed? Good. More wicker, please, Miss Ekland! |
24/8/00 18:32 |
bat *gone* |
24/8/00 18:28 |
PWX flaps |
24/8/00 18:27 |
bat hurrr... she said "willies"... hurrr |
24/8/00 18:27 |
PWX
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24/8/00 18:23 |
PWX that's the beauty of it; i may not be there at all, but you still get the willies
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24/8/00 18:19 |
tankgirl hehehe, I missed this thread before. How f.ucking hilarious! Too strange! |
24/8/00 18:16 |
BioPOT if you don't watch it, she'll post a picture. |
24/8/00 18:15 |
bat shhh, pwx is watching. or might be. |
24/8/00 18:13 |
BioPOT Is that one of those big trucks? Like wot Ewebanks rides? |
24/8/00 18:13 |
PWX *climbs into panoptican, again* |
24/8/00 18:12 |
BioPOT *shits in stationery cupboard* |
24/8/00 18:12 |
gladney logocentrism: naming is shaming |
24/8/00 18:11 |
PWX *defenestrates people, randomly* |
24/8/00 18:10 |
BioPOT As a target or a mascot? |
24/8/00 18:10 |
PWX *names and shames everyone* |
24/8/00 18:09 |
bat certainly fukkin not. the crusties stole my name. |
24/8/00 18:09 |
bat *starts tabloid campaign to out logocentrists, with BioPOT splashed all over the front page* |
24/8/00 18:08 |
gladney hehe whereas you, bat, are a banging acid techno fanboy, I do believe |
24/8/00 18:07 |
BioPOT Lobs in copy of "Usage and Abusage - A guide to good English" by Eric Partridge |
24/8/00 18:07 |
bat naaah, i got the older version. jason's got the corrected version, wot with him being a bufty techno fanboy and all that. |
24/8/00 18:06 |
gladney correctED Gives up |
24/8/00 18:05 |
gladney Right! I bet you're using the correct edition--you're soft, you are |
24/8/00 18:05 |
gooner satch - go and kill her, then you'll be rigth - ish. |
24/8/00 18:05 |
bat looks like you need a subeditor, g |
24/8/00 18:05 |
gladney ROIGHT! |
24/8/00 18:05 |
gladney ROIGHT! |
24/8/00 18:05 |
bat ... from a safe distance, of course |
24/8/00 18:05 |
gladney PERISH even |
24/8/00 18:04 |
bat *brandishes copy of Of Grammatology* |
24/8/00 18:04 |
gladney THUS PERSISH ALL JOURNOS |
24/8/00 18:04 |
gladney he's run off, anyway |
24/8/00 18:02 |
BioPOT *gets mecanno out* Oh, deconstruction? *slaps forehead* |
24/8/00 18:00 |
gladney calls bat out deconstruction at 20 paces |
24/8/00 17:59 |
PWX *stands behind bio with shitty stick* |
24/8/00 17:59 |
BioPOT *stands behind gladney with pointy stick* |
24/8/00 17:49 |
gladney bloody insurers--bleeding me dry *gets flaming torch* |
24/8/00 17:49 |
fnord
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24/8/00 17:46 |
BioPOT *peers out from behind crate of vinegar* sorry!, tought you were sath, being all covered in tar and that |
24/8/00 17:45 |
PWX *pushes cheese down hill and chases it* |
24/8/00 17:44 |
bat *waves fire & theft insurance certificate at biopot* |
24/8/00 17:44 |
BioPOT oops, lost me mob *legs it* |
24/8/00 17:44 |
BioPOT BURN THEM!!!!!!!! |
24/8/00 17:43 |
bat i don't want to get into a tar barrel with satch. i demand separate barrels. we're the 4th estate and should be treated with respect, y'know. |
24/8/00 17:40 |
BioPOT Parp! |
24/8/00 17:38 |
naked Chicken OI! |
24/8/00 17:37 |
PWX *hands gladney feathers* |
24/8/00 17:36 |
gladney journos! put them all in the tar barrel! |
24/8/00 17:36 |
beria Well done, mate. So you're not an investigative journo, then? |
24/8/00 17:34 |
PWX that tabloid journos are somehow 'better' journos than broadsheet types. satch started it Mister!!! |
24/8/00 17:34 |
bat i'm here |
24/8/00 17:34 |
gladney of what? |
24/8/00 17:33 |
PWX bat wa shere this morning, trying to convinve Zinho and I os soemthing. we werentstanding for it tho |
24/8/00 17:32 |
gladney I haven't seen bat rouind here much lately. Maybe satch has done him in |
24/8/00 17:27 |
viki hahahahahaha - I didn't know this had happened. How funny. What a comedy moment. I work for the same company as someone who comes on here - shit forgotten who - but we work at different sites unfortunately. |
24/8/00 17:27 |
fnord *rolles on floor* |
24/8/00 17:27 |
knappy HAHAHAHA *roles on floor*0 Fnord told me about this last night and I only half beleived him that this could actualy happen. |
24/8/00 17:25 |
beria Excellent stuff!
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24/8/00 17:20 |
noj beria check this out....... |
22/8/00 15:12 |
BusStop hehehehe excellent work lads what a pair |
22/8/00 14:54 |
Satch I heard that |
22/8/00 14:45 |
seth I remember saying that Satch was so sharp he'd soon find out if abother 40%er was working in the same room as him. He's hot, goddamnit! |
22/8/00 12:33 |
noj classic |
22/8/00 12:29 |
PWX go9od ld now i have a decent pc, i can view best oif woithout my spectrum crashing |
22/8/00 12:28 |
Simon_T You know I put this on Best Of yesterday? |
22/8/00 12:26 |
Dial Square in fact he is the 'self-styled' scoop bit like when Paul Ince decided to call himself 'The Guvnor' |
18/8/00 14:24 |
Satch heheheh bizarre! |
18/8/00 14:23 |
Sammy What a classic thread that was. Brilliant. It could only happen to a Satch! hehehehehehe |
18/8/00 14:23 |
Simon_T How does tonight sound for a Best Of entry? [works] |
18/8/00 14:21 |
Satch do some work you!!!! |
18/8/00 14:20 |
bat that was weird. i reckon it's a sign from god to do some friggin work. *laters* |
18/8/00 14:19 |
shaun Yee hoo!!! |
18/8/00 14:18 |
tree shhh! They were looking for a female. |
18/8/00 14:14 |
Satch that's no girl. That's a trannie! |
18/8/00 14:14 |
Satch Simon - a new thread for 'Best Of'! |
18/8/00 14:13 |
tree satch and bat - look twenty yards down the corridor... see that lovely girl with the black skirt on? Wave! Its me! |
18/8/00 14:12 |
boredy hahaaha classic moment |
18/8/00 14:12 |
Satch yeah. Bat just popped down from his desk - a good twenty yards away - to say 'Hi!' |
18/8/00 14:11 |
fnord what, in real life, like? Wish I'd gone for this IT job now. Sounds like no-one does any work there at all. |
18/8/00 14:10 |
Satch me and bat just had a very surreal conversation. |
18/8/00 14:09 |
fnord hahahah! |
18/8/00 14:08 |
Dial Square why don't you walk the 2 yards between you and talk instead? oh i forgot........satch doesn't like using 'REAL' names when you meet |
18/8/00 14:06 |
bat i think i need a ciggie, i'm feeling rather faint... |
18/8/00 14:06 |
Satch nice to meet yer! |
18/8/00 14:06 |
bat bloody hell that was strange |
18/8/00 14:05 |
Satch bat - stand up. I'm wearing a red shirt at the end of the floor |
18/8/00 14:05 |
Satch f.ucking hell is that your name? Mind if I stick to 'bat'? |
18/8/00 14:05 |
bat Nope, I'm on the same side as the reception desk, up by Banking Technology. And yerself? |
18/8/00 14:04 |
Satch you on the other side then, opposite reception? mmmmm Risk Professional. Oh here it is.....'Waking Up to Weather Risk' - snazzy cover mate. I'm off soon as well. |
18/8/00 14:03 |
Dial Square you work on the same floor and you didn't even know? arf! |
18/8/00 14:03 |
bat this is a bit expletivein bizarre |
18/8/00 14:03 |
Alvin He his b/f! |
18/8/00 14:03 |
Dial Square aye thankyew tree |
18/8/00 14:02 |
bat Risk Professional - I edit it. But not for much longer, I'm off at the end of the month. |
18/8/00 14:02 |
Satch er....me too. What publication? |
18/8/00 14:01 |
tree DIal Square's 13:51 posting is brilliant. |
18/8/00 14:01 |
bat third |
18/8/00 14:01 |
Satch bat - er....yes. What floor are you on? |
18/8/00 14:00 |
Satch Shmav - Sarah was the one wot told me! How does he know her? |
18/8/00 14:00 |
Alvin (bat sits next to Satch!) |
18/8/00 14:00 |
Dial Square informa a licky boom boom down |
18/8/00 14:00 |
Alvin Satch - do you know Sara Pope? This bloke here knows her and heard the same? Its runour going round your company! |
18/8/00 13:59 |
bat Errm, so do I. Are you based in Paul Street? |
18/8/00 13:59 |
boredy he's making a list of companies with gullible employees |
18/8/00 13:59 |
Satch bat - yes. Why? |
18/8/00 13:58 |
bat Satch - did you say you work for Informa? |
18/8/00 13:56 |
boredy
RIP Queen Mum |
18/8/00 13:54 |
Simon_T cf Pamela Anderson, you mean? |
18/8/00 13:54 |
Bilborough Magpie I smell BULLSHIT |
18/8/00 13:53 |
Satch I'm terrible for that. As soon as I hear anything, no matter how ridiculous, I broadcast it round the office and round to my friends saying: "But it's true goddammit!" |
18/8/00 13:53 |
Dial Square I take it back she STILL smells of piss |
18/8/00 13:53 |
Simon_T Well, you have to credit someone with coming up with such a wildly inventive, original rumour. |
18/8/00 13:52 |
bobbins bollocks |
18/8/00 13:52 |
boredy sucker |
18/8/00 13:52 |
boredy its not 'scoop satch' it's 'poop satch' |
18/8/00 13:52 |
Satch balls - looks like it's one of those e-rumours |
18/8/00 13:51 |
Satch shmav - Informa |
18/8/00 13:51 |
fnord nothing on BBC site. |
18/8/00 13:51 |
Dial Square so what.....she smelt of piss |
18/8/00 13:51 |
Satch still waiting for BBC or Reuters (or anyone) to post something up..... |
18/8/00 13:50 |
Alvin Soem body here has just got a mail from his buyrd about it. Satch - what company do you work for? |
18/8/00 13:49 |
tree at last, the price of gin will rocket |
18/8/00 13:49 |
viki There was a rumour going round ages ago about this. Is she really dead or are yer all joking?? |
18/8/00 13:49 |
Simon_T Is this like her much-publicised secret death a few months ago? |
18/8/00 13:48 |
Satch they don't call me 'scoop' Satch for nothing |
18/8/00 13:48 |
Dial Square she's been dead for ages,..........they pulled a ringer in for the public celebrations recently ...........it's a well known fact |
18/8/00 13:46 |
Alvin Cue BBc dusting off the obit. This runour just went round the office, but the BBC or pa press haven't got it yet. |
18/8/00 13:46 |
Satch you'll be yawning on the other side of your face once it's confirmed young man. |
18/8/00 13:45 |
BioPOT Satch is right. Someone's just rung me and said the same thing. |
18/8/00 13:44 |
boredy *yawn* |
18/8/00 13:43 |
Satch don't believe me eh? |
18/8/00 13:41 |
Satch you heard it here first. |