22/9/99 19:28 |
bobbins hehehehehe - beat me to it |
22/9/99 19:26 |
baltique SHARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
22/9/99 18:35 |
Shannahan It's fair to say, Yoss, that the only one who's pulled is the Deputy Head. |
22/9/99 18:35 |
bobbins where's balti? surely this is the perfect opportunity to get sharon to dance? |
22/9/99 18:34 |
johnny (pulls bicycle chain from pants and begins to whip the DJ mercilessly) |
22/9/99 18:31 |
bobbins (*throws punch*) |
22/9/99 18:30 |
Yossarian Can`t be bothered reading this thread. Anyone had a decent punch-up yet? |
22/9/99 18:28 |
Shannahan Shan starts to weep. |
22/9/99 18:26 |
Loft Nuthouse This disco's going on too long,I'm off me head.I'm goin' outside,me dads pickin' me up. |
22/9/99 18:24 |
johnny asks Shan where did the babe in the sequined dress go |
22/9/99 18:19 |
Shannahan Shan realises that once more he's failed to pull Donna and tells the law to throw the book at him. |
22/9/99 18:18 |
johnny johnny gives xena a niacin tablet which will bring her down in 12 minutes |
22/9/99 18:17 |
bobbins bye donna |
22/9/99 18:17 |
bobbins bobbins wonders if sammy is going to turn up for a post disco drink or if she has got lost |
22/9/99 18:16 |
XWP TIME TO GO HOME FOR ME BOYS BYE BYE |
22/9/99 18:16 |
Loft Nuthouse But the new age DJ puts on some Orb and everybody chills out cos of johnny's acid antics. |
22/9/99 18:15 |
Shannahan Shannahan tries to explain to police why a thirty one year old is at a school disco... |
22/9/99 18:14 |
bobbins bobbins realises that everyone else has left the disco |
22/9/99 18:12 |
bobbins bobbins, comming in after losing all his stolen money in a fruit machine in a local pub points out that he never dances and that is his evil twin brother bernard |
22/9/99 18:07 |
Shannahan Shan, realising he's never going to pull in a dress, changes into his spare outfit (well, of course... what to you think I am... cheap?). Properly attired in a black tie, crisp white shirt and Dinner Jacket he re-introduces himself as "Shan, Shannahan". |
22/9/99 18:05 |
XWP xwp takes one and starts slavering on about parlsey and promotion |
22/9/99 18:04 |
Loft Nuthouse Over here johnny,over here. |
22/9/99 18:01 |
johnny
when the DJ starts to play Orgone Accumulator johnny frees himself from the wall and rips off his suit coat and black silk shirt to reveal a tie-dyed t-shirt underneath |
22/9/99 17:51 |
Loft Nuthouse And the Deputy Head is still at it with the head girl in the art room upstairs. |
22/9/99 17:49 |
Loft Nuthouse A dancehall fight breaks out due to johnny wanting more Hawkwind. |
22/9/99 17:47 |
tankgirl desperately trying to look cool whilst detaching bits of wall from his left arm, johnny trips and falls into pile of vomit thrown up by biopotti. |
22/9/99 17:45 |
Shannahan Shan, having just recovered his breath, must immediately leave again... |
22/9/99 17:41 |
johnny johnny realizes his situation, curses under his breath, then curses again when he remembers his white suit is due back at the rental shop by 7am |
22/9/99 17:38 |
XWP then, tries to casually remove wall from left arm |
22/9/99 17:35 |
tankgirl johnny, spying a hot young chick, tries to remove left arm from wall he has casually draped himself against... |
22/9/99 17:35 |
BioPOT Here comes the caretaker with a wheelbarrow (with squeaky wheel) full of sawdust to cover up pile of vom. Who me xwp? |
22/9/99 17:35 |
Loft Nuthouse Deputy Head steals BioPOTS tabs and shags the head girl.Lucky bastard. |
22/9/99 17:34 |
johnny johnny begins to feel very sticky |
22/9/99 17:33 |
XWP expletive off, 'nad breath |
22/9/99 17:33 |
BioPOT Usually any old gut rot that got you pissed quick. |
22/9/99 17:32 |
BioPOT Not now luvva, later perhaps. OH! Bristol Cream! sorry, I read Bristols, creamed. |
22/9/99 17:31 |
XWP Brsitol Cream? |
22/9/99 17:29 |
BioPOT BioPOT smuggles in bottle of sherry, necks it, throws up under table by stage and is promptly ejected. Parents collect him from bushes 10 mins later after being summonsed by Deputy Head. |
22/9/99 17:28 |
XWP I've seen porn flix based on tg's last posting |
22/9/99 17:28 |
Shannahan Shan has to go out for a breath of fresh air from laughing too much at tanky's last posting and its possible consequences! |
22/9/99 17:26 |
tankgirl tg and Donna play even crueller trick on johnny by rubbing superglue on to him but telling him it's muscle relaxant! |
22/9/99 17:24 |
XWP Donna tries to dane to Life is a Minestrone, but it is beyong her talent |
22/9/99 17:23 |
Shannahan Shan and tg play cruel prank on Donna by asking DJ to play 10cc... |
22/9/99 17:22 |
johnny johnny, trying to look casual, ambles over to a wall and rests his left arm |
22/9/99 17:22 |
XWP donna smells fags on tg's breath and has to go for a lie down |
22/9/99 17:17 |
Shannahan It is a very fetching number, tg and is at least paired with some very masculine underwear and a mean streak. |
22/9/99 17:16 |
Shannahan Shan suggests to the school nurse that she might want to rub some muscle relaxant into Johnny, but only gets a slap for his troubles. |
22/9/99 17:15 |
tankgirl TG ponders Shan's offer - this could be the nearest she gets in a while. So what if he's wearing a sequinned dress! |
22/9/99 17:13 |
johnny johnny's muscles sieze up on the dance floor and he is frozen with his right hand on his hip and his left arm pointing skyward |
22/9/99 17:13 |
Loft Nuthouse Docker,last drag on yer tab. |
22/9/99 17:11 |
Shannahan Shan follows tg outside, trying not to muddy his sequined Doc Martens, and offers his services. |
22/9/99 17:10 |
tankgirl erm, "docker"? What? |
22/9/99 17:09 |
Loft Nuthouse Give us yer docker.TG |
22/9/99 17:06 |
tankgirl TG sneaks outside to have a ciggie, seeing as she's having no luck with the blokes. |
22/9/99 17:04 |
Shannahan Shannahan turns up way too late and realises it's just not the done thing to be a trannie. |
22/9/99 16:57 |
johnny no, I heard the girl handled it tg style, knee to groin and then made a scene |
22/9/99 16:55 |
XWP pass completion? |
22/9/99 16:54 |
booner STOP PROJECTING YOUR SORDID FANTASIES ONTO ME!!!! |
22/9/99 16:54 |
johnny my sixth grade teacher got drunk at the senior prom and made a pass at one of the students. he was made to resign |
22/9/99 16:52 |
XWP you make me fell, mighty real starts to play and all sins are forgiven |
22/9/99 16:50 |
Clovis AK, you shouldn't tell the teacher off for being drunk. It is the only way they can get through the day. |
22/9/99 16:49 |
AK - 69 AK having argument with teacher for being drunk, tells teacher where to go. |
22/9/99 16:49 |
boredmouth mixing your metaphors AK. Too much white lightning in the toilets tsk |
22/9/99 16:49 |
XWP clovis attempts to break dance; donna wets herself |
22/9/99 16:49 |
Clovis Just as it gets interesting ans starts to warm up, Clovis's Mum arrives to take him home. "Aw, can't I stay a bit longer? Pleeeaase" "No. 5 o'clock is quite late enough for a lad of your age. Come home now." sidles out of door, knowing that when I come in tomorrow eveyone else will be talking about what a great time they had without me. Bye everyone. |
22/9/99 16:48 |
johnny johnny bribes dj to play nothing but bee gees for the rest of the dance |
22/9/99 16:47 |
AK - 69 yep bm |
22/9/99 16:46 |
AK - 69 AK laughs - fookin John Travolta look a like. *remembers to chin the yank at the end of the night* |
22/9/99 16:46 |
boredmouth more cocks than a pin cushion, shouldn't that be pricks? |
22/9/99 16:46 |
Clovis oooohh, all look at Johnny's medalion and flares |
22/9/99 16:46 |
XWP all the lasses realise he's a Yank and flock to be around him. AK et al are very very miffed |
22/9/99 16:45 |
johnny johnny enters and casually polishes the gold medalian hanging around his neck |
22/9/99 16:43 |
XWP that's slag's |
22/9/99 16:43 |
AK - 69 AK notices clovis and laughs, slags had more cocks than a pin cushion. |
22/9/99 16:42 |
AK - 69 AK and gang start threatning fnord on the pop and crisp counter. |
22/9/99 16:41 |
Clovis Whilst AK is busy laughing, Clovis takes advantage and starts dancing with AK's girl. hehehe |
22/9/99 16:40 |
XWP bobbins starts dancing and everyone larfs |
22/9/99 16:36 |
AK - 69 AK sees clovis go red and bursts out laughing, |
22/9/99 16:36 |
AK - 69 AK's gang starts hassling snapper's lot for dealing on Our turf. |
22/9/99 16:35 |
Clovis I can see some bird I fanxy, but am too shy to go talk to her. AK sidles up to me and tells me she fancies me.
Blushing madly I walk over to her. |
22/9/99 16:34 |
XWP dj puts on Lost in France backwrads and all hell breaks loose |
22/9/99 16:33 |
AK - 69 AK and gang are hassling some smart lasses |
22/9/99 16:27 |
black-b black-b returns to bogs sure that another stash had been hidden somewhere |
22/9/99 16:24 |
snapper snapper stands in doorway looking hard and trying to sell cigs to the dutch contigent, telling them they're ganja. |
22/9/99 16:22 |
Clovis Clovis hunts for bucket and starts vomitting |
22/9/99 16:21 |
XWP donna starts lickign an ashtray |
22/9/99 16:20 |
AK - 69 TG dashes around behind her trying to find someone to shag. |
22/9/99 16:19 |
XWP donna dashes around frantically trying to find a smoker to snog |
22/9/99 16:18 |
tankgirl exactly, XWP! |
22/9/99 16:17 |
AK - 69 AK and his gang turns up at school disco pissed on White Lightning. |
22/9/99 16:17 |
XWP whilst everyone else shagged |
22/9/99 16:17 |
tankgirl I'm sure it would've been me. I was always the one left over after school socials. Sob. |
22/9/99 16:15 |
snapper http://archivegoddess.simplenet.com/jessiequest/ |
22/9/99 16:14 |
Clovis AK 69 "this thread should have turned into a role play like Petanqe" That's how I hoped it would go, but no one picked up on it. Some times it just aint meant to be. Shame, it had the makings of a classic. I wonder who would have been left logged on at the end of the night when they did the slow song? |
22/9/99 16:12 |
XWP hahaha somewgerere after midnight |
22/9/99 16:10 |
Andy Garcia Get Forbidden Mesage |
22/9/99 16:10 |
snapper Andy - from here if you're interested. |
22/9/99 16:10 |
Andy Garcia Noooooo! XWP say it ain't so! |
22/9/99 16:08 |
XWP I love the start; all whooping and wailing; fab |
22/9/99 16:08 |
XWP Bless; that was funny |
22/9/99 16:08 |
snapper AK - hehe you haven't seen it played in heavy version on freezer, gas-cooker and pans. |
22/9/99 16:08 |
XWP
where have all the good men gone |
22/9/99 16:07 |
AK - 69 *XWP PLUMMETS IN KINKYS ESTIMATION* |
22/9/99 16:07 |
bobbins remember when the berk from the show shot himself playing russian roulette with a pistol filled with blanks? |
22/9/99 16:07 |
AK - 69 aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh |
22/9/99 16:07 |
XWP Holding out for a Hero was Bonny's best |
22/9/99 16:06 |
AK - 69 this thread should have turned into a role play like Petanqe |
22/9/99 16:06 |
Andy Garcia Where from? |
22/9/99 16:04 |
snapper cut'n paste stuff - elementary |
22/9/99 16:04 |
Zen Master Divvie tragedy!!!!!! |
22/9/99 16:03 |
AK - 69 hate it snapper - Bonnie Effin Tyler or someone init, miss kinky has it and sometimes plays it |
22/9/99 16:03 |
bobbins johnny - WHO is jessie? |
22/9/99 16:02 |
Andy Garcia You WROTE that out Snapper? Effort over value algorithim does not compute. |
22/9/99 16:02 |
snapper Actually this song deserves a thread of it's own. |
22/9/99 16:01 |
snapper Our constant was "Bright eyes" which is an effin brill tune. Here's the lyrics and storyline of the video: Turn around
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22/9/99 14:01 |
XWP bless |
22/9/99 13:58 |
Clovis I think what I really like about it is his optimism. He knew he would pull. |
22/9/99 13:58 |
XWP I'm afraid he did. Neithewr of them had beards |
22/9/99 13:57 |
black-b Did he have a mate called Dave XWP? |
22/9/99 13:57 |
Clovis sadly, yes. |
22/9/99 13:57 |
XWP clovis; that is funny! |
22/9/99 13:57 |
black-b hehehe |
22/9/99 13:56 |
XWP i remeber dancing with a boy called Chas! |
22/9/99 13:56 |
Clovis for some reason b-b's comment reminds me of a radio programme on contraception. One Family pplanner officer gave an example of a boy who said he'd tried condoms, but didn't like them. They kept falling off. She asked him when he put it on, and he said, "when I'm getting ready to go out, just after I've had a bath" |
22/9/99 13:54 |
seth I remember seeing who could drink the most from litre bottles of mixed shorts held vertically above your tipped back head and then finding out at school the next morning who your new girlfriend was. |
22/9/99 13:54 |
tankgirl Ugh! slow dancing to Lady in Red with 15 year old boys with stiffies! UGH! (horrible traumatic memories..!) |
22/9/99 13:53 |
black-b As a school prefect we used to get invited to the local all girls High School formal. Boys walking round with stiffies for weeks beforehand. |
22/9/99 13:52 |
seth sounds terrible, tg |
22/9/99 13:52 |
tankgirl I seem to have some terrible memories of that bloody Communards song. God school discos were absolutely terrible. I was at an all girls school. They used to bus us over to the nearest boys' school. god. it was awful. |
22/9/99 13:52 |
black-b boys from Tuam? |
22/9/99 13:50 |
seth
Why can't I get just one fuck? |
22/9/99 13:49 |
XWP I am trying to be understated today |
22/9/99 13:48 |
black-b Wankers? Total understatement. |
22/9/99 13:45 |
XWP our Ents crew used to wear T shirts which said; Shag me - I'm in Ents.' |
22/9/99 13:45 |
XWP Ents officers are wankers |
22/9/99 13:45 |
Shannahan We had an outdoor disco at the end of our Third Year (UEA, Norwich) in 1990 - the expletivewit entertainments officer wanted to ban New Order's World Cup song because it was too nationalistic for a crowd to shout 'Ing-er-land' along with the song! |
22/9/99 13:41 |
XWP and the one about the fish. which was very funny. Turnip Fish |
22/9/99 13:41 |
Davey
My best ever night in Queens was when the Republic qualified for USA '94 after the Draw at Windsor. We watched the match in the Staff Bar (along with San Marino vs England - how we laughed). There was a visiting Spanish guy there and they qualified by holding a 1-0 lead against Denmark for an hour with 10 men (A draw there would have put Ireland out). We had this lad up Flamenco dancing on a table while 25 of us all screamed "Viva Espana". There were quite a few not too happy looking punters around the bar. Huge session in Mandela Hall, leading on to a 4-day session. Madness! |
22/9/99 13:40 |
Simon_T
My brother knows, Karl Marx, Took it straight down to meet the anarchist's party. Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily, Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumber, Dancing at the disco, bumper to bumber, |
22/9/99 13:39 |
XWP Where's My Jumper went down well |
22/9/99 13:38 |
Clovis Not to mention the Dead Kennedys memories, eh? |
22/9/99 13:34 |
black-b eeee them were the days davey lad! |
22/9/99 13:33 |
Davey
Classic stuff bb. When I was in Queens, Rage against the Machine's "Bullet in the Head" was one of the standards. Shite band, but a good laugh with X pints of cheap lager in you. |
22/9/99 13:32 |
XWP I playred Purple Rain as a slow dance. you ever tried smooching whlist wearing headphones? |
22/9/99 13:31 |
Shannahan Snakebite and Black - the devil's own |
22/9/99 13:30 |
black-b Oh Davey - going all weak at the knees now thinking of Queens Uni and Nelson Mandela Hall dicksos. |
22/9/99 13:28 |
Clovis All washed down with copious quantities of Snakebite and black. |
22/9/99 13:27 |
Davey Absolutely. Along with "Suspect Device" and "Alternative Ulster" Violent Femmes "Blister in the Sun" |
22/9/99 13:27 |
Clovis I went to an all boys school, so we didn'ta have school discos. The main memories of discos at the Union bar as a student consist of loads of punk, Bronski Beat and - especially - Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
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22/9/99 13:26 |
black-b Seek it out XWP and you will understand. It was a Rite of Passage for every Uni kid north and south of the frontier. |
22/9/99 13:25 |
XWP that sound snasty bb. Stephen; can't recall |
22/9/99 13:24 |
black-b Onto Uni and Horslips' Dearg Doom ripped the roof off every time. |
22/9/99 13:23 |
Davey
AC/DC's "Whole laotta Rosie" was a staple at ours. |
22/9/99 13:23 |
StephenP What's the worst chat-up line you've ever used or (XWP) had used to you? The worst I ever used was to a girl I'd chucked a few weeks earlier but fancied again: 'Keep the fires burning'. The shame of it, the absolute shame. |
22/9/99 13:19 |
black-b John Lennon - Merry Christmas War is Over. School Christmas disco, smashed out of my skull after unloading my stash from the 3rd cubicle in downstairs boys toilets.Halcyon days indeed. |
22/9/99 13:04 |
Shannahan I think it had different coloured graphic shapes - poss. incl. a pink triangle. |
22/9/99 13:02 |
XWP or it had a red start on the sleeve or summat |
22/9/99 13:02 |
XWP Red? |
22/9/99 13:01 |
Shannahan I seem to remember having that Bronski Beat album on tape... |
22/9/99 12:59 |
bobbins STB - I agree |
22/9/99 12:58 |
Alvin
Communards were bollox! |
22/9/99 12:58 |
XWP Small Town Boy; what a fantastic track |
22/9/99 12:58 |
Simon_T Dance The Night Away and Roll With It filled the floor at my sister's wedding last year. |
22/9/99 12:57 |
Almighty Gob
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEEE my worrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllld! |
22/9/99 12:56 |
booner that comunrds stuff is great |
22/9/99 12:56 |
XWP David Cassidy anyone? |
22/9/99 12:55 |
Shannahan AG, that sounds more like my Primary school days - halcyon times. |
22/9/99 12:54 |
Almighty Gob
So have I Shannahan - Manchester Apollo, 1987 |
22/9/99 12:53 |
Almighty Gob
Ours were all Abba and stuff from Grease. I was one of those demanding some punk. the staple slowie was David Soul: Don't Give Up On Us Baby |
22/9/99 12:52 |
Shannahan Seen 'em live... |
22/9/99 12:51 |
XWP don't leav eme this way hey hey hey |
22/9/99 12:51 |
bobbins I have every single word to that sodding song branded into my neurons. aaaarrrggghhh |
22/9/99 12:49 |
XWP oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh; baby, my heart is full of love a desire etc............ |
22/9/99 12:48 |
bobbins shannahan - I know I know - makes you shudder doesn't it. I was in a nightclub on saturday, that seemed to be playing school/uni disco music all night - when the Communards came on I almost ran out of there screaming |
22/9/99 12:41 |
XWP Hurry up, or I'llbe after the ladies meself. Now, where did put my parka? |
22/9/99 12:38 |
Shannahan Oh god, Simple Minds, U2, Duran Duran... do we really have to go there bobbs? please don't make me
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22/9/99 12:36 |
booner not for the slow dance surely. |
22/9/99 12:33 |
bobbins my school discos were about 5 years before yours boons - our constants were Alive and Kicking and The Reflex |
22/9/99 12:31 |
Shannahan Only school disco I remember (not counting Sixth Form Parties) we were all dancing to Madness and other ska/mod revival stuff. Friends of mine had the two-tone suits and pork pie hats... strangely enough it was a truly excellent experience... mind you, I was about eleven. |
22/9/99 12:28 |
DJ_ST You must have been underpriveleged. We got '[insert current hip phrase] Roadshow' every year. ['I'm blue, la da de da de da, la da de da de da...'] |
22/9/99 12:28 |
booner bobbs - c'mon. they were the one constant. having said that, we were banned from having school discos after our first year one got a bit out of hand. |
22/9/99 12:27 |
Clovis
Oh sod, Mr Wilt the headmaster has just started dancing with that new French teacher. |
22/9/99 12:26 |
booner our school discos were DJ'd by our deputy year head, Mr Axe (cool name). he did part time disc spinning, under the guise of theee Jim Axe Roadshow. dullest teacher i ever had. |
22/9/99 12:25 |
bobbins boons - LIR? INIL? - unspeakable!!! |
22/9/99 12:24 |
DJ_ST Have you seen my light show? Look! Lots of multi-coloured lights on the screens at the front of the booth! Now, here's an exciting new song for you... [FX : 'Right about now, the funk soul brother...'] |
22/9/99 12:24 |
bobbins I'm standing in the corner picking my nose - probably head off down the video arcade in a few minutes with £10 I knicked from my dads wallet and play Xevious for 5 hours - I hate dancing anyway |
22/9/99 12:23 |
booner i'm going to play the waiting game. wait until you lot are all throwing your cider up, then move in cos i'm the only one standing. i would also request Lady in Red or I'm Not in Love at this point. |
22/9/99 12:22 |
Clovis All standing around the walls waiting for the action to kick off. Some of us hoping for that first snog, some already after a bit more. Loads of bottles of coke and lemonade on the table, but most have smuggled in something a bit stronger. Abba playing away but still no-one wants to be first to dance. TG and Sammy walk in. Boys' heads all turn. Who is gonna make the first move? |