08/7/99 08:14 |
BusStop I' ve been to America but I've never been to me |
07/7/99 20:24 |
tankgirl i don't have anything to say, I just wanted this to get to 100, rare for a thread that starts with bobbins' guts |
07/7/99 20:19 |
tankgirl hahahaha! Rose Petal, 40 percent's very own seedy lap dancer! |
07/7/99 20:18 |
Getty Oooooh. Stop it JR. She's got some pelvis action, she has. |
07/7/99 20:16 |
bobbins hehehehe |
07/7/99 20:15 |
johnny reb
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07/7/99 20:11 |
bobbins what? you were Rose Petal? I shagged you ten years ago then |
07/7/99 20:07 |
johnny reb
the very very best |
07/7/99 20:05 |
bobbins were you any good? |
07/7/99 20:03 |
johnny reb in a past life, I was a Balinese dancing girl |
07/7/99 19:58 |
bobbins a nipple on your back! how odd |
07/7/99 19:54 |
Getty I've got one of those on my back snapper. Sorry. Supposed to making things up. Scrub that. I HAVEN'T GOT A THIRD NIPPLE ON MY BACK. |
07/7/99 19:09 |
bobbins ah Scaramanga! |
07/7/99 19:09 |
snapper I have a third (though a very small one) nipple (whahey!) - which is strange but true... My girlfriend finds it kinda sexy though |
07/7/99 16:56 |
Alvin Right so these are just made up then? Right I just made this up. I fancy tankgirl! hehehehehehe! |
07/7/99 16:50 |
Getty I PULLED MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND WOKE UP NEXT TO MYSELF. GETTING HITCHED SATURDAY. I THINK I'M IN LOVE |
07/7/99 16:17 |
tree I'm the only person I really fancy! |
07/7/99 16:17 |
stevie be proud tree - i'm thinking of going for a waz on the strength of it |
07/7/99 16:15 |
tree hey, I've got a nice arse! |
07/7/99 16:15 |
Blofeld
yes, but was he doing with his other hand? |
07/7/99 16:15 |
Alvin tree=ladyboy! |
07/7/99 16:14 |
tree sorry! |
07/7/99 16:14 |
Clovis Not killed it, just concluded it. There's a difference. |
07/7/99 16:14 |
fnord He's singlehandedly killed the thread. |
07/7/99 16:13 |
Clovis I was gonna say soething, but I can't top Tree, so I won't bother. |
07/7/99 16:12 |
tree Come on, its no big thing, who's never done that here? |
07/7/99 16:11 |
bobbins tree - first pints on me if we ever bump into each other. HAHAHAHAHAHA |
07/7/99 16:10 |
tankgirl Ha ha ha! That's hilarious. |
07/7/99 16:09 |
tree I'm just too honest for this site. |
07/7/99 16:09 |
fnord Well put it away again, you're scaring people off. |
07/7/99 16:08 |
tree I needed to get it out |
07/7/99 16:07 |
bobbins hehehehehehehe |
07/7/99 16:05 |
Markie HAHAHAHA |
07/7/99 16:03 |
tree actually it was true ;-) |
07/7/99 16:02 |
shaun
heheheeh - I've joined in |
07/7/99 16:01 |
stevie hahaha STILL F*CKING PISHING MY DRAWERS |
07/7/99 15:59 |
stevie hjhehehehe i'm still laughing at that |
07/7/99 15:58 |
stevie hehehehe there's no WAY you just made that up... |
07/7/99 15:58 |
Markie strewth They've got to be ones you made up tree... |
07/7/99 15:58 |
tree I look at my arse in the mirror, and I pull my pants up tight and pretend its a womans bum and I wank myself off |
07/7/99 15:56 |
bobbins my dad did the car jump stunt in live and let die |
07/7/99 14:58 |
Satch soz |
07/7/99 14:58 |
Alvin I know where you all live! |
07/7/99 14:58 |
Clovis at least try to keep the made up bits believable, Satch |
07/7/99 14:57 |
shaun
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07/7/99 14:56 |
Satch I'm funny |
07/7/99 14:56 |
shaun
That explains the mess on your sofa Clovis |
07/7/99 14:55 |
Alvin I new to this site! |
07/7/99 14:54 |
Clovis
I have to use that because my real photo makes the Customs guys too excited.
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07/7/99 14:54 |
Blofeld any ditinguishing features? "yes I have a third nipple" |
07/7/99 14:54 |
ozzie
My nan owns Heathrow airport |
07/7/99 14:54 |
bobbins hahahahaha |
07/7/99 14:53 |
Clovis This is my passport photo.
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07/7/99 14:43 |
booner that explains the mess in your sofa. |
07/7/99 14:41 |
Getty My skin's on the inside. |
07/7/99 14:17 |
stevie sorry dad |
07/7/99 14:15 |
bobbins weird cross threading occuring!! RUN!!! |
07/7/99 14:14 |
shaun
what is? |
07/7/99 14:13 |
Clovis That's disgusting, TG |
07/7/99 14:12 |
bobbins hehehehe |
07/7/99 14:12 |
shaun
stevie - behave |
07/7/99 14:11 |
Brian_McLaughlin i'm a wee tiny midget |
07/7/99 14:10 |
booner no, you're a comic book reading geek. |
07/7/99 14:09 |
johnny reb
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07/7/99 14:01 |
bobbins boom tish! hehehehe |
07/7/99 14:00 |
Clovis Mr Bobbins Double-Barrelled. It doesn't go, you were right to change it. |
07/7/99 13:49 |
booner I am the Deed Troll. I was killed when I got shot in the heed. |
07/7/99 13:47 |
BioPOT I am deed poll and I never changed your name for you. |
07/7/99 13:47 |
bobbins my surname used to be double barrelled but I got it changed by deed poll |
07/7/99 13:45 |
BioPOT Are you on the right thread Satch? Shouldn't you be on the movie quotes thread? |
07/7/99 13:44 |
Satch You were only 'sposed to blow the bloody doors off. |
07/7/99 13:43 |
stevie this is it |
07/7/99 13:43 |
BioPOT That'll be the quiver of quims perhaps? |
07/7/99 13:42 |
booner Ooh, will we be hearing the patter of tiny fannies? |
07/7/99 13:42 |
BioPOT Nice one bobbs. Was that supposed to be batter stevie? |
07/7/99 13:41 |
booner I have a superfluous third person on my back, who has written 32 orchestral symphonies in H Minor, and coughs whenever I peel plums or tomatoes. |
07/7/99 13:41 |
shaun
700m ya daft bastard |
07/7/99 13:41 |
bobbins 2 min 7.68 sec |
07/7/99 13:40 |
stevie fanny patter |
07/7/99 13:39 |
BioPOT what is it then? |
07/7/99 13:39 |
bobbins I hold the world 700m record |
07/7/99 13:37 |
BioPOT Really Clov? cos my brother does his pedals for him cos Schumacher's only got stumpy legs and can't reach. |
07/7/99 13:37 |
Clovis I have a 32f bust. |
07/7/99 13:36 |
shaun
I'm Emu |
07/7/99 13:36 |
BioPOT Brittney alright tho? |
07/7/99 13:36 |
Clovis I'm Michael Schuhmachers stuntman. He does all the standard driving stuff, but I stand in and do all his crashes for him. |
07/7/99 13:36 |
Satch Don't throw, bloody spears, at me. |
07/7/99 13:35 |
BioPOT For my part-time night job, I make vacuums for double-glazing units out of old newspapers, teabags and squirrels' tears. |
07/7/99 13:35 |
Satch And not a lot of people know that |
07/7/99 13:33 |
shaun
I've just rogered meself with a champagne bottle - I do it every day at 1.30pm - ever since those bastards at the BBC took me Gameshow off me. |
07/7/99 13:32 |
Clovis
I'm really interesting and have LOTS of friends. No, really, it is true. |
07/7/99 13:32 |
BioPOT This is me wallowing in my own crapulence
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07/7/99 13:30 |
bobbins hehehe |
07/7/99 13:29 |
BioPOT This is my home page |
07/7/99 13:28 |
Satch My name is Michael Caine |
07/7/99 13:27 |
stevie i've murdered someone and its ruining my life. Anyone think i should hand myself in? It was only a vargrant, he won't be missed.......... |
07/7/99 13:27 |
BioPOT I live in walnut outside Basingstoke and shop for Ladas with a platinum Amex |
07/7/99 13:27 |
bobbins my dad designed the Thames barrier |
07/7/99 13:27 |
tankgirl I made it all up. Actually I'm a 55 year old housewife living over a fish n chip shop in Walsall. |
07/7/99 13:26 |
Markie not sure I can see the point in this one |
07/7/99 13:25 |
bobbins I have a strange and rare bowel disorder that means I have had the squits all my life |