29/11/99 21:45 |
fnord
*finds hip new joint in right side of town, and wanders in, noticing the lack of doormen* |
29/11/99 21:00 |
knappy *Finishes beer and says 'I will be back , I have some unfnished "business" to take care of'. Tries to look cool walking out the door and promptly trips over a bar stool and then treds on tg* Hehe (nervous laughter) - runs out of the door before he gets hit. |
29/11/99 20:51 |
BusStop and i have a great massive glass of red wine |
29/11/99 20:51 |
BioPOT I haven't finished this one yet! (Just got an Ice-cold Kronenbourg outta the freezer) |
29/11/99 20:50 |
knappy No. Your BioPOT. Here look in this mirror and then have another beer. |
29/11/99 20:50 |
BioPOT liar! |
29/11/99 20:50 |
BusStop i knew it was you |
29/11/99 20:49 |
BioPOT I AM JO KING! |
29/11/99 20:48 |
knappy Hey, Is did tg realy fall off that stool or was she jo king? |
29/11/99 20:44 |
BusStop oh dear, and accuses her of... |
29/11/99 20:44 |
tankgirl tg orders another 10 pints of Stella with vodka red bull chasers and promptly falls off bar stool. At which point her CEO walks in. |
29/11/99 20:43 |
Jo King Is there a bad smell in here or what? |
29/11/99 20:41 |
knappy *Walks in eating a rather dodgy looking kebab bought from Zorba. Looks around and wonders if there is anyone sober enough to talk to*
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29/11/99 20:21 |
Zorba the Greek *lurking outside in kebab van hoping to make some wonga selling dodgy kebabs to drunken revellers coming out of the singles joint* |
29/11/99 19:19 |
baltique what are you trying to say?! all yanks are intrusive?! |
29/11/99 16:38 |
TomD You fukkkin poof. D'you wanna fight? |
29/11/99 16:38 |
thumpermuldoon mate; just leave the lady alone, alright she's not interested |
29/11/99 16:36 |
TomD I'm alright, d'ya wannna fight or fucckin' wa'? Bluuurgh! |
29/11/99 16:35 |
XWP will someone pls take Tom home. he's afeckign discrace |
29/11/99 16:33 |
TomD Tries to saunter smmothly over to XWP and falls over own feet. And then pukes. Again. |
29/11/99 16:32 |
smc Now I'm doing a runner.. She's freakin mad! |
29/11/99 16:31 |
TomD *hic* |
29/11/99 16:31 |
XWP 100! just like the good old days! |
29/11/99 16:30 |
smc Aaah..... Now I understand... But I'm still scared... |
29/11/99 16:29 |
TomD *blup* |
29/11/99 16:29 |
XWP sensing; sorry. just blown my chance |
29/11/99 16:29 |
TomD mmm, alchohol. |
29/11/99 16:29 |
Bing sensing? |
29/11/99 16:28 |
smc Seizing my vulnerability?!? What the feck does that mean?!? |
29/11/99 16:27 |
TomD Staggers to feet and orders more whiskey. |
29/11/99 16:26 |
Bad smell *parp* |
29/11/99 16:26 |
XWP xena shuffles up to smc, sesing his vulnerability |
29/11/99 16:26 |
XWP jason ' chuck' x |
29/11/99 16:26 |
smc Waddles in. Orders drink. Pulls up trousers. |
29/11/99 16:26 |
Bing there's a bad smell in here. |
29/11/99 16:25 |
Bad smell A Barley Wine please barman. |
29/11/99 16:25 |
jasonx *leaves having installed covert camera in both loos* |
29/11/99 16:24 |
TomD Struggles with T-shirt falls over and pukes again. |
29/11/99 16:24 |
tankgirl tg commences 10th pint of Stella and 5th whisky chaser |
29/11/99 16:24 |
Markie i'm off, only came in here for a cocoa. |
29/11/99 16:23 |
XWP xwptakes off her t shoirt and makes tomd give her his |
29/11/99 16:22 |
TomD Awright darrrrlin. Blurrrgh!! (Spews all over XWP) |
29/11/99 16:22 |
johnny begins whiskey drunk conversation with TomD by saying "R u a John Bull, I f'ucking hate John Bulls" then shoots him for no reason |
29/11/99 16:21 |
XWP xena returns from loo, hitching down t shirt and looking flushed |
29/11/99 16:20 |
TomD Your my bessshht mate you arrrre. I Fuccking luvvv youu. |
29/11/99 16:17 |
Markie allo Tom D |
29/11/99 16:16 |
TomD Double Jack Daniels please. (Settles down to a serious getting rat-arsed session) |
29/11/99 16:15 |
Clovis Sod her then. I always felt like trying a cowboy. Hey Johnny, mince over here and show me your shooter. |
29/11/99 16:15 |
tankgirl "fondling my six-gun"...sounds decidedly dodgy... |
29/11/99 16:14 |
johnny
(broods in corner, fondling my six-gun) |
29/11/99 16:12 |
Assivolc *looks at Clovis* Not tonight you little charmer, I've got my eyes on someone else..... |
29/11/99 16:11 |
BusStop like me? |
29/11/99 16:11 |
tankgirl it's like buses, bobbins. You wait for ages and then two come along at once! |
29/11/99 16:11 |
Bing TG - you didn't recognise my chat up lines? As in: Because you've been running through my head all night.
*doesn't bother with coat, ignores cab, runs home to drawing board* |
29/11/99 16:10 |
Clovis Phwoar, I really fancy that Assivolc. I wonder if i can pull?
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29/11/99 16:09 |
BusStop a whole tube of them bobbins? |
29/11/99 16:09 |
Assivolc *Clovissa in equally unconvincing disguise* HELLO BOYS!!!!!! |
29/11/99 16:08 |
Clovis in disguise I knew I shold have left me helmet at home. Always a give away, that is. |
29/11/99 16:07 |
bobbins hehehehe - it's like pringles |
29/11/99 16:07 |
tankgirl erm. no. no. dunno. (*looks confused*) |
29/11/99 16:07 |
jasonx yeah - the helmet gives you away (cycle helmet I mean) |
29/11/99 16:06 |
Bing TG - Are you tired? Is your Dad a thief? How much do polar bears weigh etc? |
29/11/99 16:05 |
tankgirl your disguise isn't very good, is it, Clovis, you sleazy double-crosser! |
29/11/99 16:04 |
Clovis in disguise Hi TG, how about you and me going somewhere quieter? |
29/11/99 16:03 |
johnny
(adjusts Cowboy hat into menacing fight position, jumps into the air and assumes unkonown karate position, and exclaims YYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!) |
29/11/99 16:03 |
Bing Bing takes custard pie in face from stage left. |
29/11/99 16:00 |
XWP xena slips in splieed whiskey and a brawl ensues |
29/11/99 16:00 |
BusStop phwooar, we were all after him on friday tankie |
29/11/99 15:59 |
Bing *rushes over to buy whisky for TG. trips. swears* |
29/11/99 15:58 |
tankgirl bobbs pulled twice? TWICE. God, now I really am depressed! Give me another whisky! |
29/11/99 15:55 |
XWP xena petend she hasn't noticed clovis draping himself onn her laughs at johnny again |
29/11/99 15:55 |
Clovissa *chases philanderer out of door, throwing pint glass after him*
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29/11/99 15:54 |
Clovis ***Sees Clovissa and runs out of this thread forever*** |
29/11/99 15:54 |
Sammy Okay - in the last week it should have said. Don't be pedantic! |
29/11/99 15:54 |
Clovissa jesus wears=where's |
29/11/99 15:54 |
BusStop i dunno, yoss, but i think bobbs has found out what he has been missing |
29/11/99 15:54 |
Clovissa *grabs Clovis by the ear*
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29/11/99 15:53 |
Yossarian Bobbs pulled twice this week? It`s only Monday! What have I been missing? |
29/11/99 15:53 |
Bing attempts Del-boy cool with similar results. |
29/11/99 15:52 |
johnny recovers cigarette, drops lighter |
29/11/99 15:52 |
Sammy Not many of us in here is there. Bobbs - get out you pulled twice this week and cannot now join us! |
29/11/99 15:52 |
Bing Hmm, I think TG's ignoring me... |
29/11/99 15:52 |
Clovissa Oi............ what do you think you're doing in here you cheating womaniser?????? |
29/11/99 15:51 |
jasonx hehehe! |
29/11/99 15:51 |
Araneae Tosser |
29/11/99 15:51 |
Vieri *just off for a wank* seeya later! |
29/11/99 15:50 |
Clovis Puts arm around Xena in an attempt at "claiming" her before Yoss moves in. |
29/11/99 15:49 |
XWP don't be shy |
29/11/99 15:49 |
Yossarian *Cough* er ... good afternoon everyone |
29/11/99 15:49 |
XWP clovis, you old rogue |
29/11/99 15:48 |
Bing *spots new female arrival, takes advantage of Johnny's embarrassment*
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29/11/99 15:48 |
XWP joleyn joyleyn I'm begging of you |
29/11/99 15:48 |
Clovis Walks up to Xena, asks if she is doing anything tonight. |
29/11/99 15:48 |
tankgirl I'd best just have 10 pints of Stella and a whisky chaser then, ta. |
29/11/99 15:47 |
XWP xena collapses laughing at johnny then puts some Dolly on the jukebox |
29/11/99 15:47 |
tankgirl it's a bit early for a drink. |
29/11/99 15:47 |
Vieri Hello barman. veg lasgne please! |
29/11/99 15:46 |
Bing *glares at intrusive yank* |
29/11/99 15:46 |
XWP I'll have guineess (not that cold ice chill nonsense either) and a Jameson with ice, ta |
29/11/99 15:46 |
Clovis *removes ring from finger* Saunters in, trying to look casual, but is convinced that every one is looking at me and laughing. |
29/11/99 15:46 |
johnny
wild turkey on the rocks, please. |
29/11/99 15:45 |
Bing Why thank you, ma'am. What are you having? |
29/11/99 15:45 |
XWP i lined it up and you knocked it down. have a drink sir |
29/11/99 15:44 |
Bing Nah, I just let her go.
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29/11/99 15:44 |
XWP there you go mate. you were too good for her. plenty more fish in the sea. chaser? |
29/11/99 15:43 |
Bing Oh, hello. Yeah, may as well XWP. |
29/11/99 15:43 |
XWP all in the same glass, bing? |
29/11/99 15:42 |
XWP single again? |
29/11/99 15:42 |
Bing Lager, red wine and a rum & coke please. (pause) Yeah, so I'm single. What of it? |
29/11/99 15:41 |
bobbins guiness please |
29/11/99 15:41 |
Bing *drums fingers. barmen seem to be taking their time with XWP's brandy* |
29/11/99 15:41 |
XWP can someone get the doorperson pls? this place is worse than a gay club full of straight people. |
29/11/99 15:40 |
Satch I am sooo not single, as you all found out on Friday... |
29/11/99 15:39 |
XWP expletive off! you have a ladyfrend! |
29/11/99 15:39 |
boredmouth lager please *glances up* single? I thought it said simple *gets coat and leaves* |
29/11/99 15:39 |
XWP can I buy you a drink, love? |
29/11/99 15:39 |
Musy so Twixes, Time Outs and Spiras are banned?? |
29/11/99 15:39 |
Bing *wanders in. looks around. takes a pew* |
29/11/99 15:38 |
jasonx hehe |
29/11/99 15:38 |
XWP a place for single 40%ers to just hang out, chat and not pick people up. Brandy pls! |