29/7/99 16:04 |
Loft Nuthouse
Jennifer Lopez could be the Egyptian Sun God, |
29/7/99 16:02 |
bobbins bye |
29/7/99 16:00 |
XWP
seth bye bye |
29/7/99 16:00 |
seth seeya Xy. |
29/7/99 15:57 |
XWP and congrats to bobbins for his luxor/trucks or rhyme I'm off hoem for a nap goodnight |
29/7/99 15:41 |
seth [continued: It was the rotten teeth which alerted me to the possibility] |
29/7/99 15:34 |
gooner [looks shady, whilst drinking cider] |
29/7/99 15:33 |
seth [aside to camera: I had always suspected that Gooner was, indeed, Pam Ayres. This flat denial merely aroused my suspicion even more than it had been aroused previously. It was positively engorged.] |
29/7/99 15:27 |
tankgirl Someone just sent me this. It's very poetic. HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN |
29/7/99 15:27 |
gooner who do you think i am seth? pam ayres? |
29/7/99 15:21 |
Loft Nuthouse
A wonderful time was had by all, |
29/7/99 15:14 |
seth Is "luverly" in your poim? I think it should be. |
29/7/99 15:14 |
seth Waterloo twinset |
29/7/99 15:11 |
gooner luverly |
29/7/99 15:11 |
seth Waterloo sunset |
29/7/99 15:10 |
seth
kid, my only kid, |
29/7/99 15:10 |
bobbins
we'll build a pyramid in Luxor, |
29/7/99 15:08 |
seth Ahmon Ho Tep? No, heggburgah actually, mon. |
29/7/99 15:08 |
gooner we really need to divert from the egyptian theme. shall i put it up? |
29/7/99 15:07 |
Musy hehehe excellent Seth! |
29/7/99 15:05 |
XWP Funky cold Medhina |
29/7/99 15:05 |
seth "Walk like an erection" |
29/7/99 15:04 |
seth
I said I was wet I was all washed up |
29/7/99 15:03 |
XWP
musy be careful in the big city |
29/7/99 15:02 |
Musy
XWP- your poem was funny, |
29/7/99 15:01 |
XWP Any rhymes for Luxor? (steps back) |
29/7/99 15:01 |
seth There's two lines, gooner, and they're crackers. |
29/7/99 14:59 |
XWP simon groom uneartehed my tomb |
29/7/99 14:57 |
bobbins (apologies for the rudeness of this one - poetic licence don't you know) when it goes down your oesophegus |
29/7/99 14:57 |
XWP she'll be flattered that so many people care. A combined IQ of 200 writng her a Matt Poom |
29/7/99 14:57 |
seth There's two lines, gooner, and they're crackers. |
29/7/99 14:56 |
seth Egyptian? No she came of her own accord. |
29/7/99 14:56 |
gooner somehow i don't think putting it up here would be the wisest of moves. |
29/7/99 14:56 |
bobbins key us off with a word then... |
29/7/99 14:55 |
XWP may we help? |
29/7/99 14:55 |
gooner shit shit shit i'm two lines from a fuggin masterpiece here. |
29/7/99 14:54 |
XWP I've got two ankhs at home !!! |
29/7/99 14:54 |
seth Don't you mean Fanta Canape, tree? |
29/7/99 14:53 |
bobbins
with my tatoo of an ankh |
29/7/99 14:53 |
XWP
I will take you to cairo |
29/7/99 14:51 |
XWP
pls send mrs P my love |
29/7/99 14:51 |
Satch
Bow down to my sun-god |
29/7/99 14:50 |
tree stevie - see 'only on this site...' *gone* |
29/7/99 14:50 |
XWP ee love; your skin's just like papyrus |
29/7/99 14:49 |
stevie
old man lives alone, |
29/7/99 14:49 |
tree gooner - you'd beetter use all this. I'm off now to watch Phantom Menape for the first time... seeyas, ta, this has been funny man |
29/7/99 14:49 |
Musy
I won't be coming for a beer |
29/7/99 14:49 |
gooner 90 post in the first 25 mins. |
29/7/99 14:48 |
XWP
midnight at the oasis mummy! mummy! |
29/7/99 14:47 |
bobbins
and then you will emit a gasp |
29/7/99 14:47 |
tree *laughing himself into a nervous breakdown* |
29/7/99 14:46 |
XWP i wonder, by my troth, what thou and I did 'til we first loved |
29/7/99 14:46 |
gooner
you know a pyramid is like a prysm, |
29/7/99 14:46 |
tree I want to jab my sausage in a hot furry (laughs and falls off chair) |
29/7/99 14:46 |
stevie
luncheon meat, |
29/7/99 14:45 |
XWP coem up to my pyramid big boy |
29/7/99 14:45 |
bobbins see my hyroglyphics" I mean |
29/7/99 14:45 |
tree stevie - thats dead funny |
29/7/99 14:45 |
XWP
let me take your alabaster hand |
29/7/99 14:44 |
stevie
cuppa tea, |
29/7/99 14:44 |
bobbins
time to use chat-up specifics |
29/7/99 14:43 |
tree
I shagged her in the rushes |
29/7/99 14:43 |
stevie
make a sandwich, |
29/7/99 14:43 |
XWP
Lovely, lovely Nubian girl, |
29/7/99 14:43 |
tree
I'm no Moses |
29/7/99 14:43 |
Markie oh, theres me thinking Im clever |
29/7/99 14:42 |
stevie
take your PC, |
29/7/99 14:42 |
Markie Ra |
29/7/99 14:42 |
XWP let them eat cak |
29/7/99 14:42 |
bobbins
I hope that with a little guile |
29/7/99 14:42 |
stevie
give to the poor, |
29/7/99 14:40 |
XWP
cleo, show me that you care |
29/7/99 14:40 |
stevie beastly |
29/7/99 14:40 |
tree I've made myself alugh a lot hahahaaaaa |
29/7/99 14:39 |
tree
Come behind that pyramid |
29/7/99 14:39 |
XWP I can feel a Bluem Peter expeditono to the valley of the kings poem coming on |
29/7/99 14:39 |
stevie
Just like Ramasese |
29/7/99 14:39 |
XWP
musy me go for beer |
29/7/99 14:39 |
gooner cheers bobbs [scribbles with crayon] |
29/7/99 14:38 |
bobbins
Just like Ramasese |
29/7/99 14:38 |
tree the rameses wordplay is dazzling goona seth - too hard on me as always |
29/7/99 14:37 |
gooner this is what i have so far... Just like Ramasese whaddya think? |
29/7/99 14:36 |
seth tree: C-, must try harder. |
29/7/99 14:35 |
stevie
If i was a sun-god, |
29/7/99 14:35 |
seth XWP, that's pretty impressive. Had you written it before? |
29/7/99 14:35 |
seth
Osiris and Isis |
29/7/99 14:34 |
Musy
XWP |
29/7/99 14:34 |
bobbins
If you won't be my Cleopatra |
29/7/99 14:33 |
tree
seth you make me weep we tears get bumf**ked you drunk cunt!
|
29/7/99 14:33 |
seth Remember that great poim in Twin Peaks. Jack Nance is writing it to Josie... when Josie walks into the room, |
29/7/99 14:33 |
XWP poerty kicks ass, mussy |
29/7/99 14:32 |
XWP
I am seth My name is seth
|
29/7/99 14:32 |
Musy
Ra Ra Ra |
29/7/99 14:32 |
tree stevie - its a deal. Dont' use it in the midlands though? |
29/7/99 14:31 |
gooner blimey, this is popular. |
29/7/99 14:31 |
Satch
"Come around to my pad tonight |
29/7/99 14:31 |
bobbins try some other egyptian gods or something I'm as horny as Anubis ..or something sophisticated like that |
29/7/99 14:31 |
seth Not a lot rhymes with Seth, though. |
29/7/99 14:30 |
XWP cheapskate dear turbot |
29/7/99 14:30 |
seth Of course Seth was the Egyptian god of Speed and Leather. Why don't you use him/me in a poim? |
29/7/99 14:30 |
stevie tree, i'll buy that rhyme off of ye (2 quid?) |
29/7/99 14:30 |
XWP
i am the god of the sun |
29/7/99 14:29 |
Satch
"If you say that I'm your only fella |
29/7/99 14:29 |
seth
yeah, so roses are red, |
29/7/99 14:29 |
XWP the new Datsun Ra |
29/7/99 14:28 |
stevie
oohh ahh, |
29/7/99 14:28 |
Satch
"When you're around my heart's a flutter |
29/7/99 14:28 |
XWP jesus wants me for a sun beam |
29/7/99 14:27 |
tree gooner - dont use that last one. I want to |
29/7/99 14:27 |
tree
oh girl
|
29/7/99 14:27 |
gooner satch - were you at my desk lunchtime? |
29/7/99 14:26 |
XWP
My name is ra |
29/7/99 14:26 |
Satch
"Gonnerette you're such a top bird, |
29/7/99 14:26 |
gooner hehe - not quite bobbs. |
29/7/99 14:26 |
tree snap! |
29/7/99 14:26 |
tree
ra and mek us a cuppa eh you sockhead? |
29/7/99 14:26 |
stevie are you going to rhyme Ra with bra (in the back of ya boyfriends ca ) |
29/7/99 14:25 |
XWP
you are ra |
29/7/99 14:25 |
tree Isn't the sun god Garry Bushell? |
29/7/99 14:25 |
gooner it's kinda poem/lyrics. it may or may not be for her. it's fairly universal. i'll let you chaps use it. |
29/7/99 14:25 |
bobbins bird |
29/7/99 14:25 |
bobbins
comparing yourself to Ra? |
29/7/99 14:25 |
tree STOP SAYING BIRD YOU WOMAN HATERS!!! |
29/7/99 14:24 |
XWP I'm sure Mrs gooner would love apoem co written by us |
29/7/99 14:24 |
Satch snap? |
29/7/99 14:24 |
gooner snap! |
29/7/99 14:24 |
tree It was DEFINITELY BERT |
29/7/99 14:24 |
gooner
...Rasputin, |
29/7/99 14:24 |
bobbins
is this to your bird?
|
29/7/99 14:24 |
johnny go team! |
29/7/99 14:24 |
tree Rasputin..lover of the ...etc |
29/7/99 14:23 |
Satch love poem for goonerette? |
29/7/99 14:23 |
johnny Ra |
29/7/99 14:23 |
tree Sun Ra space is the place |
29/7/99 14:23 |
bobbins Ra |
29/7/99 14:23 |
Satch Ra |
29/7/99 14:23 |
XWP Ra |
29/7/99 14:23 |
gooner i'm writing a poem and i can't remember. |