hehehe, good work chaps, all from one daft post

hahahahaha

heehehe

Any vole's a goal

hahaha from fnord 'Anything with a vole'

rudi voler

you're all freaks

Did Bob Volenaar play for FC Volendam?

right that's it. i must leave this thread before I lose my job

ooh a choice!

erm i'll have the sexy one one the right please

and do you know what he sang when he lifted the trophy?

championes!
championes!
volé
volé
volé

look what i found on Richard Gere's website
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hehehe matt

did you hear about the vole who came off the bench to win the european cup?

Vole Gunnar Solsjkaer

Right must go put the backup voles in the servers before i forget.

*scoots*

I saw the crescent
you saw the vole of the moon

I fancy a sausage vole

he was a vole-au-vent

There's a vole in my pocket

babble! you genius

that wasn't your vole....

funny if the beatles had slightly changed their song.....

Vole, vole, vole,
Vole, vole, vole,
Vole, vole, vole,
There's nothing you can dig that can't be dug.
Nothing you can sniff that can't be snuffed.
Nothing you can nibble but you can learn how to bite and chew
It's furry.
All you need are worms, all you need are worms,
All you need are worms, worms, worm are all you need.
etc

my pet vole got stuck in the air conditioning once...

During The Great Depression, virtually every vole was on the dole

FC Volendam

you prefer it fully clothed?

weirdo.

*def gone*

what do you get if you put 11 voles on a field?

Never confuse a vole with coal, they burn much quicker

hehehe

My wife went on holiday
jamaica?
yes, I forced her into a voleise.

*gone*

hahahahaha

eeek - i'm not much in the mood for romance once i've been peeled

My wife went on holiday.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own voleition.

Volez vous

aha!

I've got to go peel some spuds first.

vole-ez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

vloe is an anagram of oevl

Dis moi, qui me vole mes tomates dans mon jardin?

ovel is an anagram of vloe

love is an anagram of ovel

is that a game they play alone?

vole is an anagram of love

I read about that in Voletaire

or a revole-ving door

*gets coat*

but they can't drive! they'd end up in a volecano!!

They all drive Volevos

no they'd e-vole-ve

would putting nasty ones back into the wild be revoleting?

*chortle*

i've just spat diet coke all over my monitor

*resists making ravivolei joke as Bru's about*

Skiing on the silver screen? Arvicola multiplex Fatio!

Windies 25-2

i don't think either was voled out though

Danger, Danger...
High voletage
(when we touch, when we kiss)

hahahahaha

thread of the day

hehehehe

hehe rat, he's a nice chap but his shit stinks!

If a vole was Andy Cole
it still wouldn't
score a goal

hehehe VOLEARE!

Nope hump, they manned the barricades, it was a full on revoleution.

they make tasty little buffet snacks though. Surely you've tasted a vole-au-vent?

By the way, many people confuse voles with rats. One way to tell the difference is to examine their droppings. Rat poo stinks, vole poo is odourless.

STOPPIT - I'M GOING TO GET SACKED!

did they volenteer?

If they learned to take off? VOLARE!

Because people are very wasteful with their water and the voles have come to the rescue.

Without being told to snapps?
purely of their own voleition?
a voalition invasion force?

*winks at bio*

*taps nose*

why are voles saving london water?

more to the point what are they doing with it?

thanks bru - i thought that would slip under the radar.

If you save 6 you get a free tumbler.

hahahaha bio!

Voleition forces has entered Voletnam, they came in under the radar (and chewed the cables off)

Save The London Water Voles:

www.wildlondon.org.uk/wildinfo/watervoleproject.htm

shrew and vole: mano-a-mano.

hehehe

would and exploding one be vole-atile?

my cat cornered a vole once, the vole stood up on its hind legs and hissed at her. Shrew went over to see what all the noise was and found this tiny vole going 'COME ON THEN YOU front-bottom!"

He rescued it, though it didn't seem to need any help.

a contrary one would be femalevole

stop!

would an evil one be malevole?

a sole vole in a hole

I used to have a vole in my garden. (honestly)

Not there now though. Either it died, or it left of its own volition

hehehehe acres!

20th Century Vole

bones are natures toothpicks!

Hmmm. Really puerile jokes about a species on the brink of extinction shock !!

My name is Ben Rolles

German's call me Ben Voles

easy, 3 in each section with some mayo in the third

watch out for bones though

eyup puddin - have a good time in tha toon?

Whitley won 2-1 after you left

If voles could talk they could chose a better oil than Duckam's Hypergrade

you'd need 5 or six for a good snack

i'm supposed to be reviewing local authority capping procedures - so I should have expletive all to laugh about. my boss is on to me...

if voles could talk they'd be voleuble.

i just got strange(r) looks from the office when i laughed too load

hehehehehe

this has set me right off

*giggle*

hehehe

yoinks!

hahahahahaha

spooky!

hahahahaha

brattered surely?

no bru, deep fried would be BATTER!

no - it'd say "I've been bloody sodomised by that nutter Buckland!"

ratervoled

hahahaha rat

deep fried would be better

hehehe bob, you've reminded, must go t'asda

casservoled

And then casseroled

We'd all say, 'cripes, there's a talking vole' and then it would be cut into bits in the name of science.