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If voles could talk..... |
01/4/04 19:33 |
Whoj hehehe, good work chaps, all from one daft post |
01/4/04 17:29 |
fnord@work hahahahaha |
01/4/04 17:21 |
snapper heehehe |
01/4/04 17:07 |
bob hump Any vole's a goal |
01/4/04 17:05 |
biopot hahaha from fnord 'Anything with a vole' |
01/4/04 17:01 |
matthewcr rudi voler |
01/4/04 17:00 |
fnord@work you're all freaks |
01/4/04 16:59 |
biopot Did Bob Volenaar play for FC Volendam? |
01/4/04 16:47 |
Brunette right that's it. i must leave this thread before I lose my job |
01/4/04 16:46 |
bob hump ooh a choice! erm i'll have the sexy one one the right please |
01/4/04 16:46 |
matthewcr and do you know what he sang when he lifted the trophy? championes! |
01/4/04 16:45 |
rat
look what i found on Richard Gere's website |
01/4/04 16:44 |
Brunette hehehe matt |
01/4/04 16:43 |
matthewcr did you hear about the vole who came off the bench to win the european cup? Vole Gunnar Solsjkaer |
01/4/04 16:43 |
bob hump Right must go put the backup voles in the servers before i forget.
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01/4/04 16:41 |
matthewcr
I saw the crescent |
01/4/04 16:40 |
Zorba* I fancy a sausage vole |
01/4/04 16:39 |
matthewcr he was a vole-au-vent |
01/4/04 16:39 |
bob hump There's a vole in my pocket |
01/4/04 16:39 |
Brunette babble! you genius |
01/4/04 16:38 |
rat that wasn't your vole.... |
01/4/04 16:38 |
babble funny if the beatles had slightly changed their song..... Vole, vole, vole, |
01/4/04 16:38 |
matthewcr my pet vole got stuck in the air conditioning once... |
01/4/04 16:37 |
rat During The Great Depression, virtually every vole was on the dole |
01/4/04 16:36 |
bob hump FC Volendam |
01/4/04 16:36 |
biopot you prefer it fully clothed? weirdo. *def gone* |
01/4/04 16:36 |
bob hump what do you get if you put 11 voles on a field? |
01/4/04 16:35 |
rat Never confuse a vole with coal, they burn much quicker |
01/4/04 16:35 |
snapper hehehe |
01/4/04 16:35 |
biopot
My wife went on holiday *gone* |
01/4/04 16:34 |
Brunette hahahahaha |
01/4/04 16:34 |
Brunette eeek - i'm not much in the mood for romance once i've been peeled |
01/4/04 16:34 |
Zorba*
My wife went on holiday. |
01/4/04 16:34 |
bob hump Volez vous
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01/4/04 16:34 |
biopot I've got to go peel some spuds first. |
01/4/04 16:33 |
Brunette vole-ez vous couchez avec moi ce soir? |
01/4/04 16:33 |
Brunette vloe is an anagram of oevl |
01/4/04 16:33 |
biopot Dis moi, qui me vole mes tomates dans mon jardin? |
01/4/04 16:32 |
bob hump ovel is an anagram of vloe |
01/4/04 16:32 |
Brunette love is an anagram of ovel
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01/4/04 16:32 |
bob hump is that a game they play alone? |
01/4/04 16:32 |
babble vole is an anagram of love |
01/4/04 16:31 |
Zorba* I read about that in Voletaire |
01/4/04 16:31 |
Brunette or a revole-ving door *gets coat* |
01/4/04 16:30 |
bob hump but they can't drive! they'd end up in a volecano!! |
01/4/04 16:29 |
Zorba* They all drive Volevos |
01/4/04 16:28 |
bob hump no they'd e-vole-ve |
01/4/04 16:27 |
biopot would putting nasty ones back into the wild be revoleting? |
01/4/04 16:27 |
Brunette *chortle* i've just spat diet coke all over my monitor |
01/4/04 16:27 |
Zorba* *resists making ravivolei joke as Bru's about* |
01/4/04 16:25 |
biopot Skiing on the silver screen? Arvicola multiplex Fatio! |
01/4/04 16:25 |
bob hump Windies 25-2 i don't think either was voled out though |
01/4/04 16:24 |
Milburn
Danger, Danger... |
01/4/04 16:23 |
Brunette hahahahaha thread of the day |
01/4/04 16:23 |
snapper hehehehe |
01/4/04 16:22 |
bob hump hehe rat, he's a nice chap but his shit stinks! |
01/4/04 16:22 |
rat
If a vole was Andy Cole |
01/4/04 16:22 |
snapper hehehe VOLEARE! |
01/4/04 16:22 |
Milburn Nope hump, they manned the barricades, it was a full on revoleution. |
01/4/04 16:22 |
biopot they make tasty little buffet snacks though. Surely you've tasted a vole-au-vent? |
01/4/04 16:21 |
Zorba* By the way, many people confuse voles with rats. One way to tell the difference is to examine their droppings. Rat poo stinks, vole poo is odourless. |
01/4/04 16:21 |
Brunette STOPPIT - I'M GOING TO GET SACKED! |
01/4/04 16:21 |
bob hump did they volenteer? |
01/4/04 16:20 |
biopot If they learned to take off? VOLARE! |
01/4/04 16:20 |
Zorba* Because people are very wasteful with their water and the voles have come to the rescue. |
01/4/04 16:20 |
Milburn
Without being told to snapps? |
01/4/04 16:20 |
Brunette *winks at bio* *taps nose* |
01/4/04 16:19 |
bob hump why are voles saving london water? more to the point what are they doing with it? |
01/4/04 16:19 |
biopot thanks bru - i thought that would slip under the radar. |
01/4/04 16:19 |
biopot If you save 6 you get a free tumbler. |
01/4/04 16:19 |
Brunette hahahaha bio! |
01/4/04 16:18 |
snapper Voleition forces has entered Voletnam, they came in under the radar (and chewed the cables off) |
01/4/04 16:18 |
Zorba* Save The London Water Voles: |
01/4/04 16:18 |
biopot shrew and vole: mano-a-mano. |
01/4/04 16:18 |
Araneae hehehe |
01/4/04 16:18 |
bob hump would and exploding one be vole-atile? |
01/4/04 16:17 |
Araneae my cat cornered a vole once, the vole stood up on its hind legs and hissed at her. Shrew went over to see what all the noise was and found this tiny vole going 'COME ON THEN YOU front-bottom!" He rescued it, though it didn't seem to need any help. |
01/4/04 16:17 |
biopot a contrary one would be femalevole |
01/4/04 16:17 |
Brunette stop! |
01/4/04 16:16 |
biopot would an evil one be malevole? |
01/4/04 16:16 |
rat a sole vole in a hole
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01/4/04 16:16 |
matthewcr I used to have a vole in my garden. (honestly) Not there now though. Either it died, or it left of its own volition |
01/4/04 16:14 |
snapper hehehehe acres! |
01/4/04 16:14 |
biopot 20th Century Vole |
01/4/04 16:14 |
bob hump bones are natures toothpicks! |
01/4/04 16:14 |
Acres Hmmm. Really puerile jokes about a species on the brink of extinction shock !! |
01/4/04 16:14 |
babble My name is Ben Rolles German's call me Ben Voles |
01/4/04 16:13 |
rat easy, 3 in each section with some mayo in the third watch out for bones though |
01/4/04 16:12 |
Whoj eyup puddin - have a good time in tha toon? Whitley won 2-1 after you left |
01/4/04 16:12 |
babble If voles could talk they could chose a better oil than Duckam's Hypergrade |
01/4/04 16:12 |
bob hump you'd need 5 or six for a good snack |
01/4/04 16:12 |
Brunette i'm supposed to be reviewing local authority capping procedures - so I should have expletive all to laugh about. my boss is on to me... |
01/4/04 16:12 |
rat
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01/4/04 16:11 |
matthewcr if voles could talk they'd be voleuble. |
01/4/04 16:10 |
Zorba*
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01/4/04 16:09 |
bob hump i just got strange(r) looks from the office when i laughed too load |
01/4/04 16:08 |
Brunette hehehehehe this has set me right off *giggle* |
01/4/04 16:08 |
rat hehehe |
01/4/04 16:08 |
bob hump yoinks! |
01/4/04 16:08 |
Brunette hahahahahaha spooky! |
01/4/04 16:08 |
Smudger hahahahaha |
01/4/04 16:07 |
rat brattered surely? |
01/4/04 16:07 |
bob hump no bru, deep fried would be BATTER! |
01/4/04 16:07 |
snapper no - it'd say "I've been bloody sodomised by that nutter Buckland!" |
01/4/04 16:07 |
bob hump ratervoled |
01/4/04 16:07 |
Brunette hahahaha rat |
01/4/04 16:07 |
Brunette deep fried would be better |
01/4/04 16:06 |
Smudger hehehe bob, you've reminded, must go t'asda |
01/4/04 16:06 |
rat casservoled |
01/4/04 16:06 |
bob hump And then casseroled |
01/4/04 16:05 |
blackpuddinonnabike We'd all say, 'cripes, there's a talking vole' and then it would be cut into bits in the name of science. |
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