19/05/98 |
MattBlue liverpool......anyone that supports liverpool, or is even associated with them - integrity lost... own goal. |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn She used to support Liverpool - but then again, so did Ole Gunnar Solskaer. |
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19/05/98 |
ozzy A beautiful Man Utd Fan ,Her Dads a bit of a prat though! |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn And just as I write that Zico returns. I've just been there myself - the 'What's going on inside Zoe's Head' bit was Ace. I'm going to send him my card. |
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19/05/98 |
MattBlue don't try getting out of it zico... you know you're the culprit |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn I appear to have killed this line off. Was I being too boring? I am sorry. I promise - no more law |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Go and check out the anti Zoe website that SimonT posted up earlier - I think that fella will be needing Mervyns help before anyone else. |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Trust me - I'm a lawyer! |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Mervyn QC will sort us out: he sounds clever. |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Of ocurse it does SimonT - I'm merely talking theoretically here. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Doesn't this all assume that Zoe finds out about this board,though? |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Zico Publication is indeed a requirement for Libel but this is a very low hurdle and posting a message on an internet chat page easily suffices. The test is 'communication to at least one person other than the subject', you've done that. As for opinion - this can be a very hard line to draw and yes, this means libel is a dangerous area. london is known as the libel capital of the world and companies and individuals sue their detractors here for the very reason that our laws favour them so much. It sucks really. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Mervyn QC: Answer me. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna My PC is buggered and i 've not done much in the way of work today, but well worth it. Her name is Ball, she knows **** all, brain dead, empty head tra la la la |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Just because I notice stuff like that... <sigh> |
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19/05/98 |
Zico I can feel a new site coming on ; Jamie "Wanker" Theakston. |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn This line is going to be too big for me to access soon - can we start a new one at around 180 messages? As SimonT will be aware, that'll be in about 10 minutes. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Simon T you are wonderful; the web site is great (particul;arly liked the graphic of the Ball women with a dagger in her head) |
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19/05/98 |
Zico But still Mervyn I ask you is the mere act of being defamatory enough grounds for actual prosecution? Is that being libelous? I thought you would have to publish/express a blatant untruth deemed detrimental to her reputation/standing. If we said she wes a pervert or racist then yeah I understand, but to merely put forward an opinion about her and her point of view is only opinion. And when opinion is subject to libel laws we are moving in a very dangerous area. |
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19/05/98 |
JonT Why hasn't anyone slagged off her dress sense. Pedal pushers are f**king awful and they look even worse on her spindly sticks. I can't believe people think she's attractive, she's a pale, skinny wretch with buck teeth and shit hair. Actually her hair is really really shit, especially when she wears it in those f**king stupid Heidi style pig tails. Have you seen Jamie Theakston's new goatee beard? How wank is that? |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP are you the Count off Sesame Street, SimonT??? |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT The last 50 messages in 25 minutes - All Talk speed record? |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn That should read - ...the words Roach COMPLAINED OF contained... |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP That is a fantastic website! I urge everyone to bookmark it!!! |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Zico The words Roach contained elements of both but it was held that to describe someone as boring could be defamatory. For practical reasons people won't get sued because I doubt many contributors to this site have any money. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Another of my favourite hang-outs might come in handy here : the newsgroup uk.media.radio.radcliffe. (or uk.media.radio.bbc-r1) |
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19/05/98 |
MarkB Favourite film anyone? Killing Zoe. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Mervyn: I thought that the central facet of the Bill Roach vs Sun Newspaper was the inference made that he was roundly disliked by fellow members of the cast rather than he was particularly boring himself. As such I have never heard of a libel case being successfully prosecuted for the expression of an opinion which is after all,merely conjecture. Otherwise we would all be in the s**t. How many times have players been slandered on these pages? |
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19/05/98 |
Father_Jack GOBSHITE! |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Zico - no, but there should be. Write to your MP. It could be the Keep Ignorant Dipshits Off Our Airwaves Act 1998 |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn BUT - Steven Berkoff successfully sued Julie Burchill for saying he was "hideously ugly", (ditto William Roach v The Sun - "boring"). You were definitely treading on thin ice in places back there! |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Mervyn: Is there a media law we can use to ban Zoe Ball and Chris Evans as well? Like a law banning gobshites? |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT http://members.xoom.com/xgeneration/zoekevin.htm |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn A defamatory comment os one that would lower the subject in the minds of a right-thinking individual. Opinion is not the sturdiest of defences, but if you can prove what you said is true then you're fine (and I think you probably could). |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP watch out Donna.... |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Zico - I've done tort already and its DULL. I prefer Media Law. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Sue them for what? Expressing our opinion? |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn As for internet libel laws being sketchy - that's to do with the service providers (ie in this case the Graun). zoe could sue any of the individiual contributors no problem, provided she could prove who they were. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Mervyn you clever boy! Now go and study your tort and dont waste your time here. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP ah, go on.... |
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19/05/98 |
_ waving big banners? |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Or I could just dig out the URL of the Anti-Kevin And Zoe Site (which actually exists) |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Maybe we should get a petition up? Or march on Broadcasting House? |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn I'm nearly a Barrister. I'll represent you all in court for a very reasonable fee! |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Ah,it's let me back in as myself now. |
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19/05/98 |
Craig_Brown I apologise for not picking Ally McCoist. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Well I am proud of what I said. The wrath of Radio 1, Chris Evans and all those luvvies is no match for my righteous scorn. And if I'm going down I'm taking you schmucks as well. What have ya got to say about that? |
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19/05/98 |
JeffAstle Anyway,I believe you're looking for zoe.ball@bbc.co.uk . Don't know if that actually exists,mind,but it's worth a shot. |
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19/05/98 |
JeffAstle Any more pie? |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn You know, I never thought of that. It would have been 10 times funnier if I'd done that. Oh well. |
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19/05/98 |
Acres Yeah, she is so stupid, she would take it as a compliment. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT If it'd let me in, that is. |
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19/05/98 |
arsene_wenger so do i. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP or if she got to know that we call new/uninformed/inane/gloryhunting football "fans" 'Zoe's' then that would be ok surely?? |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT You see,when I do comedy IDs I fake up the e-mail address as well. Observe:- |
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19/05/98 |
Acres Brown Trousers time for Zico. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico No you bastards!! Donna started it! |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Well spotted SimonT. It was an obvious joke really. |
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19/05/98 |
MattBlue you're the ring leader zico..... |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Lots of extra capitals in that headline for some reason. |
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19/05/98 |
_ don't try and slime your way out of it now zico. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Correction: It was just a joke. I was not being Zen or anything. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP SimonT: I remember that 90 minutes edition. Leave Jayne Middlemiss alone Someone should definitely let Radio 1 know about this. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Call the tabloids! 'TV STunner Zoe Works At Inns of Court School of Law SHock!' Besides,the Internet libel laws are still very sketchy. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Hold on: I was just joking. I dont want the editor of this place thinking I was advocating an orchestrated hate campaign. I was just a joke. |
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19/05/98 |
Zoe_Ball I just want you all to know, I'm calling my lawyer. |
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19/05/98 |
_ has she got an e-mail address? most of those bbc types do. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Somebody print out this page and send it to her c/o Radio 1 , London. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico That message was about Jane Middlemiss |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Annoying Geordie only marginally less irritating than the blonde. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Can I just say well done to everyone here : 100 messages in under four hours approx. Must be some sort of speed record. |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Er, about Zoe Ball. I've always thought she was harmless enough, but then I have never listened to her Radio show. Is she really that crap on football? Well obviously she is, otherwise you lot wouldn't have vented so much spleen below. |
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19/05/98 |
MattBlue now jayne middlemiss..... |
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19/05/98 |
Zico She aint sexy at all she's spindly and gangly and whiney and thinks she's a major threat to the world cos she's so badass but she's just a nobhead. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT 90 Minutes Xmas Special 1995 (the start of the magazine's decline). All the girls are asked about football and stuff, and amongst many brilliantly funny replies (not intentionally funny,mind) Posh claims to be a long-time Man Utd fan. The mag shows her a picture of Jamie Redknapp, who she doesn't know but thinks is fit. Then she is shown another footballer's picture. She doesn't know who it is, but when told who it is pledges to try to meet him in the near future. And the rest is history. |
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19/05/98 |
MattBlue and the radio show is shite too... |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Quite surprised by how deeply I detest her. Zoe dolls at Christmas, with 18 different strips probably. I despair that the air head gets WC tickets whilst i can't |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn SimonT Well, I'm sitting comfortably... |
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19/05/98 |
MattBlue blown off for posh spice... |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT I know a great story about how Posh got to know Becks... |
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19/05/98 |
_ gary crowley's voice annoys me. |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Didn't she try to chat David Beckham up or something? Blown out for Posh Spice! |
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19/05/98 |
MattBlue she know's her football ???? c'mon, you are taking the piss. did you see her performance on joe whiley.....enough said. i'd still shag her though |
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19/05/98 |
Mervyn Anyone living in London should be listening to XFM. Gary Crowley may be a bit of a knob at times but he knows a f*** of a lot more about music than any Radio 1 DJ. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP scrubbers!!!! |
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19/05/98 |
Acres She is a cow. |
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19/05/98 |
ozzy she knows her football. and i would ball her! |
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19/05/98 |
rolles She is absolutely dreadful. (And that's something comming from me since I have a shoe fetish) |
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19/05/98 |
tree IT'S TIME................ .................................... (tick tock tick tock, chime chime,etc....)............. ..FOR A STORY!!!!!! |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Pig's brummie accent, Hartley's poor ball control (witness credits), octavia's er... |
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19/05/98 |
bond SeanP Hartley Hare etc. Now you're talking. |
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19/05/98 |
tree Whilst we're talking about fans....here in Wolverhampton, most people support Wolves. Good eh? |
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19/05/98 |
Donna quite liked Tiny myself |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP bond: Pipkins! what a top programme. And yes, Zoe is a dead ringer for Topoff. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Barnaby: I am really touched that you consider me intelligent. You know something? I actually quite like you even though you are an Evertonian. I didnt think that it would upset you so much. Its just that when I am with my Evertonian mates that is how we talk, then they take the piss out of me and the reds and we have a laugh. I apologise for assuming a degree of informality that is not there. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP So that's the general consensus....Zoe is crap. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico MarkB: There are wankers at every team. It doesnt detract from their achievements. You go to London and every third kid you meet is Liverpool or ManU. You go to the north-West and nobody supports any of those London teams. Arsenal have done well. I only suffer from sour grapes when Salford fc does well. |
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19/05/98 |
basset Yeah but Radio 1 has always been shite. It's just that you don't notice it so much when you're 14. "Firebomb Radio 1" - Morrissey (I think). |
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19/05/98 |
bond Donna, Does the Ball woman resemble Topoff the Monkey. Or what? |
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19/05/98 |
Barnaby Do you want a sarcasm competition, Zico? I would suggest not. Let Donna remind us all of her dislike of young Zoe, and cease calling me a "Jacksy Blue". It is neither funny, ironic or valid. You always do it, and it is - as I said - pathetic, especially for someone so intelligent. |
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19/05/98 |
tree Can I just disagree one last time.... Jo Whiley is an abomination to music!! She knows absolutely nothing about music, and her taste is (careful..) er...shit! She is a 14 year old doc marten wearer indie kid trapped in a grown womans body. I think she's the most clueless person I'd ever come across. She's the kind of kid who thinks that indie music is rebellious still. Her and Steve Lamaqc are retarded musically. I mean, they're quite old, and their favourite bands are Green Day, Offspring and Carter U.S.M. Youth culture is safe in their hands! Look deep into her eyes...there is no one at home. |
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19/05/98 |
MarkB I wasn't claiming we hadn't attracted them, and we all know that your lot have their fair share Zico. The point was that Arsenal have a reputation for being an old style big club with traditional fanbase yet over the last few years their invasion by muppets has been largely overlooked. But nothing excapes the eagle eye of Mr Whitehouse and friends. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Good on you SeanP. Now, this Ball woman...... |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP There I was in a pub in Upper Street full of yah's in replica shirts singing that bloody Vieira song.... pah! had to join a Newcastle supporting mate of mine in a Bladon Races singalong. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Yes: the fast show.The definitive word on football bandwagonning. That means the red devils are in the clear now. The leeches are always going to attatch themselves to whatever side is winning at the time. |
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19/05/98 |
MarkB Very true SeanP I think it is significant that the Fast Show chose to make their 90s football fan a follower of the Arse. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna I insist that we restrict ourselves to being judgemental and rude about the Ball woman. Wouldn't recognise a football in the cheerful eevnt of it hitting her in the face. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Barnaby: You what? Sorry to have upset you with my gentle teasing of a fellow scouser. I shall not denigrate the greatest rivals of my team again. i apologise. Sorry. Really really sorry. Didnt want to offend. It was pathetic. Sorry. Never do it again. It was not intelligent or clever. Everton_ they are great. 44 years. school of Science. Dixie Dean. Howard Kendall. |
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19/05/98 |
Nobby Who does he play for? |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Dave Pearce...now we're starting! That bloke is a fecking eejit. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP "Spot the Ball" is just an excuse for "Newfan" to go to France with fellow Newfan Zoe. And weren't there a load of newfans in Islington at the weekend? I saw the sickening parade first hand and Arsenal do run Man Ure close in the bandwagon stakes. Zoe could change allegiance again.... |
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19/05/98 |
Barnaby Good Grief! |
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19/05/98 |
_ no-one is worse than dave pearce and the amazing variety of types music he plays. i.e. just the 1. |
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19/05/98 |
bond ZB sucks the sweat from a dead man's bollocks. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT I've developed a R1-listening rule : when you hear a whistle, turn off - it's the start of the Spot The Ball chant. Luckily, only one per show. New direction : Zoe - worse than Dave Pearce? |
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19/05/98 |
Nobby And the football relevance of that comment is? |
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19/05/98 |
Donna I can't bear it!! they've just played her Vierra jingle on radio one; I'm switching to classic FM!! Ladette my arse; what a fool |
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19/05/98 |
Barnaby Zico. Perhaps you'd like to hop over to the "This Site's Pants" board, with your last comment fresh in your head. Absolutely pathetic. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Spot The Ball's bad enough... |
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19/05/98 |
Zico She's an asshole. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP sorry, Donna. The breakfast show, once the irreverent flagship of Radio 1, has now degenerated into the inane aural Hello! magazine that is Kev and Zoe. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT 50 in approx half an hour : is this a record? |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Can we get back to having a go at Zoe please? |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Barnaby: How did you survive this year you jacksy Blue? Were you one of those that invaded the pitch afterwards? That was funny: it was like you had won the European Cup. Johnson Out!!! Haha. |
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19/05/98 |
Barnaby Fair enough. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Zico: she may still be Mrs Hunt, I'm not sure. She is very prominent in the "Welcome to the Cheap Seats" film made just after they were married in 1991. Jo's alright!! |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Barnaby the cleverclogs: I was referring to the cliquey myopic set of Camdenites ie: DJ's and style mag wankers who are truly impressed by the Lo-Fi Allstars pathetic rude boy antics and hail them as revolutionary when all they are doing is working on the Happy Mondays template. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Zoe Ball Knows **** all repeat to fade |
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19/05/98 |
_ damn. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT No,no,I was speculating what would happen if crowds started using 'Zoe' as an abusive word. |
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19/05/98 |
_ when was she claiming us barnet fans were chanting her name? i never heard them! i am quite disgusted actually to hear this claim. its put me off my dinner. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Jo Whiley actually said during one of the Euro 96 matches 'There's no score, for those of you that can't get to a radio.' On Radio 1. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico SeanP: Was she married to that ugly Brummie redneck indie schmindie shite? How she expects to be taken seriously as an arbiter of the latest tunes I dont know if that is true. She will never recover from that. She uses too much street slang for a thirty something middle class ex-goth as well. Maybe another phony, but she does play a couple of decent tunes at least. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT And then on the R1 breakfast show the following Monday : 'Did you hear? They were chanting my name at Oakwell/Underhill!' (Although it's unlikely that she would watch any Barnet game) |
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19/05/98 |
Barnaby Well, at least we know how to irritate Danna now. Jo W. is alright. She plays excellent music for the afternoon, and doesn't pretend to know stuff about football. Oh, and the Lo-fi allstars are from Brighton, not London. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP ah.... |
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19/05/98 |
_ the referee's a zoe! the referee's a zoe! i bet they wouldn't stand for that. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT About women supporters. The URL's in the Ron Atkinson's hair board. It quotes someone from Leic Uni called Sean P. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Donna: what a great idea!! "Goodman, you're offside you great Zoe!!!" ....like it!!! |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT It was funny seeing the Times and Sunday Times both trying to review Soccer AM as if it was the first time they had seen it. Could you describe that show to anyone now that all the features are settled in? |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP ST: what Sunday Times piece? |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Not long ago SimonT; it's a real grower, isn't it? I think we should begin to use the word Zoe as an insult ie oi you, you great Zoe; think before you open your mouth!' |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Is Mary Anne Hobgoblin still married to Miles "Wonderstuff" hunt? Anyway, I digress. Stick to kids TV, Zoe. Stay off the radio and football. Anyway, L&K has been replaced by SoccerAM in my household. |
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19/05/98 |
_ don't let work stand in your way SeanP! |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT SeanP : was it you quoted in the Sunday Times piece? |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP I did indeed, tree. I've been having a bit of a work-enforced break from the site of late. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico And talk about the Emperors new clothes saying she is a babe: She is not a babe she is ugly and skinny. she thinks she is an All Saint or something. Her and Mellor go together. Mellor is beyond parody he is such a thick twat. Zoe Ball thinks she is where its at. And Mary Anne Hobbs should stop slavering and gushing,just let the music play woman. Lo-Fidelity AllStars are not the future of music: get out of Camden more. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Donna : can you remember what time you started this topic at? |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Did anyone actaully buy the book/video?? They all seem to be stacked up in the bargain bins everytime I visit the Lestuh shops. |
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19/05/98 |
tree you pre-empted me! |
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19/05/98 |
tree Hello MrP by the way, did you get my message somewhere else about Ryan Green? Top news eh? |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP tree: quirky. Great minds think alike. I quite like Jo, though. Anyway, well done Ryan Green. Met him on a train to South Wales last summer and we had a top chat about all things gold and black. Good luck to him. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Yes, yes yes!!!!!!! She showers shame on females. I am the anti Zoe! I will fight her poisonous , nonensical spoutings wherever I find them, on the beaches, anywhere. Just let me at her |
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19/05/98 |
_ looks like the ball has inspired the most popular subject of the day! |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Showed herself up on the Jo Whiley show when even Jason Donovan sounded sharp and intelligent by comparison. |
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19/05/98 |
tree At last, something we all agree on! She is truly depressing. Did you see her on Jo Whiley's show? (the indie equivilent) Alert the media, two great minds of our generation talking together!!!!! I think I hate Jo Whiley more actually, but I'm straying again... |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Or we could get her out into the sun and then produce a giant magnifying glass. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna I think she annoys me more than mellor, which is quite something |
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19/05/98 |
Donna I am quite a tolerant, peaceful person, but I could quite happily wrap her in tin foil and leave her out in the sun all day |
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19/05/98 |
Zico She really thinks she is "down with the kids and at the cutting edge". Parasite. And she gets world Cup tickets and is smug to everyone just cos she's a gobshite. Its a tragedy because her dad was so cool. |
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19/05/98 |
Donna I reckon if we just let our true feelings out, the Grauniad will end up having to wipe it; well worth it I think. I wish I had a gun |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT She's one of those blonde TV bimbo types (c.f. Denise Van Outen) who doesn't seem to be able to talk to camera AND listen to the producer at the same time. And she's ruined Kevin Greening's career. His solo shows were excellent. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Bring back Mark and Lard |
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19/05/98 |
Barnaby Her father is a true icon of our time. She is a good children's TV presenter, and no more. Her radio show is embarrassing. |
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19/05/98 |
Zico Her father is a Liverpool fan and took her to matches when she was a kid. For 99% of all people that is enough to initiate a love for that club. So who does she support? Man U. Smarmy smug dickhead. Phony London Media whore: epitomoses the shallowness of football culture today. If you read this darling Zoe, you sound stupid screeching and crowing about your "rightful place" at the top of the league when you are a phony bandwagon jumper. All ManU fans I know hate her as well. |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP And she did until United started to do well... |
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19/05/98 |
Donna or if he'd thought of several numbers, in order to hold back |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT Ah,SeanP : read the Ron Atkinson's Hair topic. |
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19/05/98 |
SimonT You've read the Sunday Times piece, then. Her Soccer Studs video/book must have put the cause of sensible female football supporting back by years. Did you know her dad supports Liverpool? |
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19/05/98 |
SeanP Inane sums her up quite appropriately. If only Johnny hadn't "revealed all" on the night she was conceived.... |
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19/05/98 |
_ is bloody really her middle name? |
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19/05/98 |
Donna Emptyheaded, bandwagon jumping, know nothing eejit, who brings shame on her Father. Innane beyond belief. I loathe her |