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Welcome to Fat Boys Slim Football Club's Official Website

Mission Statement: To promote the "beautiful" game through the consumption of chicken wings, beer and cigarettes.  

FBSFC TAKE SILVER!

Most Successful Season Ever Comes to A Predictable End

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THE BEER PRAYER
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen. 

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Last Updated January 28, 2001

FBSFC is now registered for indoor soccer at Soccer City. Season starts October 15. Games on Sundays between 11:00am and 11:00pm - schedule to be posted.

The FBSFC "Own Goal" Derby

Ian Richardson  2

Steve Sexton  1

Justin McCarthy 1

Brian Warren Sleeps Soundly Whilst Teammates Get Slaughtered

"I need my beauty sleep" claims Warren 

OH Jimmy He's So Fine, He's So Fine, Hey JIMMY!!!

After goal outburst Jimmy offered job at Starbucks!!

FBSFC Fail In Bid To Remove Sloth, Gluttony From Seven Deadly Sins

mmmmmgluttony......

Wendy's Will Now "FBSFC Size" Your Combo!

Big annoucement from Dave Thomas..

Jez Fletcher Missing - Feared Dead

Four weeks later we search for remains..

Nejat Goal Starts Iranian Celebration

First goal in any organized sport for Nejat

DeSantis in Steroid Row

Richardson claims wrongdoing

Profile: Mark Rattray - A Skipper's History

You won't belive it!!

FBSFC 1907 Champs!

FBSFC 1907 - World Club and European Champions (Don Clendenning front left)

VIVA FBSFC!  

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