As Good as it Gets
Melvin:"You make me want to be a better man...."
Melvin:"What if this is as good as it
gets?"
Simon:"You're why cavemen chiseled on walls..."
Melvin & The Secretary:"How do you write women so well? I think of a man...And I take away reason and accountability..." FIXED
Carol & Melvin:"You wanna dance? Well...I've been thinking about that since you brought it up before.....And? No."
Carol & Melvin:"You're not worried someone will take it? Well, not until now for Christ's Sake!"
Melvin:"Uhhh, let's not drag this out...We don't enjoy each other's company that much...."
Melvin:"Shut up, kids!!"
Melvin:"How old are you? Cuz if I were to guess by your eyes, I'd say you were 50...."
Melvin:"Oh...Carol the waitress - Simon the fag........."
Melvin:"Well.....That's a load off...."
Melvin:"Love was........Son of a Bitch!! Pansy-assed stool pusher!.....Yes!?"
Simon & Melvin:"I love you......I tell ya buddy....I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me..."
Melvin:"Oh, God....This is like a nightmare!"
Melvin:"Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh?"
Melvin:"Well....I'm sorry...But we don't open for the no sex odes till 9am...."
Frank:"I ain't doin' this! I'm an art dealer! Have a nice day!"
Melvin:"Think white and get
serious!"
Melvin:"Hey, this place smells like shit!"
Melvin:"Hi........HELP!!!"
Melvin:"Do you get me, sweetheart?"
Melvin:"People that talk in metaphors
ought to shampoo my crotch!"
Melvin:"Are you waiting for me to say something?"
Melvin:"I'm afraid he might pull the
stiff one eye on me!"
Melvin:"No need to stop being a lady....Stop worrying...You'll be back on your knees in no time...."