*things you will find in the Crack

(hiding?)

1. money

2. people's mothers

3. that lost homework

4. Answer to Life.

5. lint

6. Yasir's hamsters (Yasir has no hamsters)

*7. beer

8. dildo

9. Chris's coo I HOPE YOU MEAN MY GOATEE!!!! purple coo?

10. Scott's missing StarTrek figures.

*11. Jimmy Hoffa's body.

12. Brown's teeth marks. -gross!!

13. Yasir's genetic material.

*14. Used condoms

15. Dent!!

16. Cheesy Poofs!

17. Pat's Woman.

*18. Nothing that belongs to a female

19. his finger

20. Underwear wedgie

21. Infinite multiple universes (it's a really big crack)

*22. Your mom

23. Former New York Mayor Ed Koch

24. smelly hair

*25. '57 Chevy (it's one big crack).

26. Sabrina (if Eric reads this, Yasir wrote it) good, Haq!

27. The Holmes Student Center including the tower

28. Sloppy Joe filling.

*29. AO, AC, TA <- since when am I in the crack? What does that mean

anyway?

30. The B5 space station

31. DS9

32. Soth Park, CO.

33. Every starship with the name Enterprise

*34. Jim Wand

*36. Shit

37. 1979 Calender intact

*38. Preventas's green NOVA -preventas has a green nova,and I wasn't

notified?

*39. AJAY

40. McLean

?41. AN ANUS! (it is not an anus, its a vortex to another dimension)

(a sphincter, actually...) (like hell it is!!!)

42. Enos's remains

43. EP Gamesystem

44. Skillet

45. Deportees

46. The Magic Kingdom, (both, all 3, Actually 4!)

47. I-94

48. What do you mean hiding; we are all in the Crack.

*49. Dingleberry Surprise

50. The advanced population of certain rections 1D.

51. Woodruff

52. Ben George

53. Waterman

54. Ellers

55. Datta

*56. Elvis

*57. Bigfoot

58. Patrick Duffy

59. Shirley!! (Gosh (<-why) Damnit!!!!!!!!!)^2

60. Yasir, Chris, Ted, Pat, Rob, Peter, Eric,..

61. Good, I'm not the one who had to Lane!

*62. BEADS <-Good!

63. One of these (Andy Arison's drawing of a pussy) (Crack will never

see, touch, and/or get close to one of these!!)

64. Royce

65. Suzie Brown

66. A very foul oder!

*67. A big Hoobajoob

68. A foregin object the likes of which Fidney Portier would of never stick up his ass.

69. If you don't like the vagina, get it off yer door.

70. Dirty, stinky sweaty, crappy freckles

71. My math 435 test!!!!

72. Brown's dount

73. Damian

74. Swords