These are the quarterly ratings, based on wrestlers preformance. These rankings are styled after old-school boxing divisions. If any you freaks can figure out what that means, I'll give you a cookie. And, if you disagree with my rankings, first of all, who cares. Second, leave your opinions on the message board.

Heavyweight Title

Lumber Jack Lenny-HeavyweightChampion

• 1. Vice
  2. The Corporate Enforcer

  3. Psycho Bundy

  4. Khoul

  5. GrinchFist

North American Title

Grinchfist- North American Champion

• 1. Iceman
  2. A Train

  3. Paco Sinclair

  4. Kronic X

  5. Studdly Hungwell

TV Title

Studdly Hungwell- TV Champion

• 1. Mr. Rodgers
  2. Gradius

  3. Sunflower Seed

  4. All the Mexican wrestlers

  5. Goulspoon

Tag Team Title

Southern Whoop Ass -Tag Champs

• 1. Duece Diablos
  2. Iceman/8 Train

  3. Spider Monkey/ El Gargantuan

  4. Mr. Rodgers/D.D.S

  5. El Compadre