The answer to the last quiz - There are six clubs in England and Scotland with 'Athletic' in their name. Who are they? Oldham, Charlton, Wigan, Alloa, Forfar and Dunfirmline

We’ll give you the answer to this weeks poser From The Daily Telegraph's Football Diary: "During their live commentary on ManUre’s recent European Cup semi-final, the local Leeds radio station set a phone-in poser for fans: Which of the following is the odd one out - Hastings, Southend, Plymouth, Manchester or Leighton Buzzard.

I heard you were a whiz with computers and although not technically football related I would appreciate your Tech Support on the following question:

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began "Unexpected Child Processing", which took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs, and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 and Beer Bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I've thought about going back to Girlfriend 1.0, but "uninstall" does not work on this program. Can you help me?
Chip Silicon

Dear Mr. Silicon,
This is a very common problem men complain about, mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and is designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to "uninstall", "delete" or "purge" this program from the system, once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some men have tried to "install" Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0, but end up with more problems than original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child Support".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding "General Protection Faults (GPFs)". You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems which might occur. The best course of action is to push the "Apologise" button, then "reset" as soon as lock-up occurs. The system will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but is very high maintenance.

This weeks nominee is David Webb.
I'd always fancied going to a mid-week match. So Crewe v Leyton Orient seemed ideal, surprisingly no one else was interested. Anyway, I boarded the one coach making the trip. Got to Crewe and promptly lost the rest of the sky blue army (late '80s away kit). I asked a policeman if there was a pub nearby, where I could have a pre-match drink. He told me there wasn't one for miles, and if I tried to come into the ground smelling of booze I'd be nicked.

So eventually, I entered this wooden stand all fanta'd up. It wasn't where the Orient fans were, in fact it wasn't where anyone was, except for one middle-aged man with a Crewe scarf. Crewe came out to a firework reception (it was November 5th). It started to snow. I got talking to the Crewe supporter, he said he thought our number 8 was good (Shaun Brooks). I thought I better return the compliment, asked after their number 4 (missing the fact that number 10 was David Platt). He said he didn't know much about him, it was the first time he'd been in 25 years. What makes a man go see Crewe v Leyton Orient, on bonfire night, after 25 years? Marital problems, as it turned out.

It's hard persuading someone there is a future when your watching Crewe and Leyton Orient. To make matters worse Leyton Orient won 3-2, we never win away from home, and I couldn't celebrate it would have pushed him over the edge. Oh and I missed the bus home.