Hola!

My name is Jose. I go to Iowa State University

I like to go to parties and hit on senoritas bellisimas de America. Ariba! Ariba! Ariba! Andale! Andale! Andale!

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I love to walk the plank with the Captain. Sometimes I get shipwrecked. Aye Caramba!

There is nothing like going to a party wearing a sombrero and carrying a Corona OLE! Viva la cerveza! OLE!

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