The following are all Wildlive editions. They
were conducted by me online with all of the
owners of the respective charcters in some
e-wrestling federatrion. We got in a chat room
and used the characters we wanted to talk
through to get the following results.
Information provided is to the primary
relavant federation, not and does not
nessisarilly identify all the characters
in the roleplay as belonging to that league.
The opinions provided are those of the
users doing roleplay and not nessicarily a
reflection of my own. I made my best effort to
eliminate or modify all offensive language
contained in these documents and apoligize
in advance if I miss a few.
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This was the second edition
of NWO LyVE.
It went down right after WrestleMaina.
EWCW President Robert provided
commentary for Sting, Syxx, Hollywood
Hogan and Ted Turner.
He also did the first part for Ted DeBiose,
until DeBiose was fired.
I (Joshua) Provided commentary for Wilde
Tanke, Jeff Duane, and Ace Tanke. And I
assumed verbal control over Ted DeBiose
after he was fired, starting with the first line after I
put in the "He's Fired" chat.
Then NAWA President Stan Grubb provided his own comments.
This interview is (except for some referances to
to the AFW) exclusivly NAWA. All characters
are the NAWA characters.
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(NWO theme blairs over the stage of WildLive)
(In the middle of the stage is none other than Syxx,
Sting, and Austin of the New World Order)
(Everyone's eyes are riveted on ... some chick in the
crowd)
(A Noname Unofficial Page exclusive)
Syxx: Hey, Syxx here! Welcome, to the 2nd edition of
nWo LyVE!!!!!
Austin: Yeah! This show's gonna kick some @$#!!!
Sting: That's right! This time it might be a little,
BORING! ACESIDE has requested to
be on to review! Syxx, the host of the show, agreed!
Syxx: LET'S BRING THEM OUT!!
(Wildlife, Jeff Duane, and Ace Tanke are brought out
by security)
Wilde: Watch it ya're bruisin da skin!
Duane: Well, let's get this over with.
Austin: I can see this is gonna be dull! I'll go back
to the limo and hang with the guys!!
Sting: Why'd you agree to this anyways?
Ace: Thank god for small favors!
Wilde: (Beaming) Syxx asked me!
Syxx: I dunno. I owed them one.
Duane: Hey Sting you never did tell us why you went
NWO.
Sting: I decided to go with the best!!!!
Duane: When did winning become winning at all costs?
Sting: It's the only way to win!!!!!!
Syxx: That's right!!!
Wilde: Well, anyway, you faced Security in the World
title tournament, what's your take
on his little fall?
Sting: We still don't know what happens. But trust
me, he'll be back to whoop on
you!!!!!
Wilde: What about you Sting?
Wilde: You faced Security before don't you want the
gold?
Sting: Me and Security are good friends. We're family
in fact!
Wilde: Yeah, the NWO's like the Brady Bunch I guess.
Sting: WHAT'D YOU SAY?!
Wilde: What you lose your hearing?
(Austin comes back out)
Duane: Calm down fellows. We're not here to start a
fight, Wilde.
Austin: This might be fun after all!
Duane: Again, we don't want to start a fight.
Wilde: What do you have a syxth sense for violence,
Austin?
Wilde: What if a mugging breaks out across the street
will you mentally detect it?
Austin: I HAVE A SENCE TO DETECT AN A$$
THAT NEEDS TO BE KICKED!!!
Wilde: Oh naturally. Of course. Hey Syxx are you
really thinkin about signin STEVE
ALTA?!
(Ace sits down at an empty desk)
Syxx: Maybe. But it's Hollywood that says yes or no.
WIlde (mockingly) But it's Hollywood that says yes or
no.
Syxx: He's gotta have his signature
SYXX: HEY!!!!!!
Wilde: What?!
SYXX: (IMMITATING WILDE) But it's Hollywood that says
yes or no.
Wilde: Oh that.
Austin: You better step off, son!!
Wilde: All I meant is, uh, what's up with Savage?
Sting: He's fine.
Duane: So let's talk about the pay per view then.
Wilde: You start.
Wilde: It's your show afterall.
Syxx: the nWo rocked WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!
Sting: OH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Wilde: Too SwEEEEttt! Sorry couldn't resist.
(Crowd's cheering)
Syxx: You know, we're still waiting for you and Ace to
decide!
Wilde: You know, we're still waiting for you to
decide too. Isn't life funny that way?
Duane: We should review the card, starting with OUR
win.
Syxx: Ok. I've given it some thought. You wanna tag?
GO AHEAD!
Wilde: I bet we win the belts!
Syxx: As long as I'm on the team!
Wilde: Gimme some credit here!
Wilde: We did beat Sabu and Taz!
Sting: Child's play.
Wilde: Enough of what you got arrested for Sting!
STING: I NEVER GOT ARRESTED
Wilde: Then you got Austin beat out!
(Wilde leaves to go to the candy machine.)
Syxx: SHUT UP!!!
(Stan Grubb walks in)
Austin: OOOOOHHH!!!
Duane: Like he needs more sugar. Hi Pres.
Grubb: Hey there.
Duane: Nice match.
Grubb: Thanks.
Syxx: Wanna get it on?!
Grubb: Son, relax I'm not here to start anything.
Duane: For the record the President totally
humiliated Syxx, thus the defensive reaction.
Duane: The main event was just awesome though!
Stan:I'm here to make a statement and thank Security
for something!
Sting: Go ahead.
Duane: Go ahead, if it's alright with Syxx!
Syxx: I'm listening.
Ace: Proceed.
Captain Pichard (NOT REALLY): Make it so!
Stan: Awright!
Stan: Security . . .
You did real good tonight.
(Wilde returns with a candy bar)
Stan: I am happy to see that ya kept the belt
WIlde: Who?
Stan: Because, come Beach Blast, you're butt and that
belt is mine....I have some more to
say still.....
Now,
I saw ya collapse.
And I understand you're taking a few days off.
That's fine.
Ace: How long?
Stan: 3 days if I heard it right.
Wilde: AND?
Stan: But, Security, with the things going how they
have been, I want a DEATH
MATCH!!!
Syxx: ENOUGH!!!
Stan: No Shut up!
I ain't done yet.
Wilde: Not ta split hairs BUT when did you earn a
title shot?
Grubb:He gave me the shot.
Wilde: Hey Syxx when do I get a shot?
Syxx: A death match on a beach. (laughs)
Syxx: When he's good and ready!!
Duane: What else is at this "Beach Blast?"
Stan: Hmmm.
Ask McMahon.
Wilde: Uncle Ace BETTA be on it.
Wilde: Just got a letter from Vince McMahon saying I
may already be indited for Two
Million Dollars!
Austin: I WANT KFC, UH, KC FOR THAT STRAP OF HIS!!!!!
Wilde: Get it? The steroid trial? Nevermind.
Stan: Um, I'm outta here, just wanted to tell Security
Duane: Where is McMahon?
Wilde: Good journies, then, Stan.
Stan: Okay, thanks guys, see ya in the ring boys
Wilde: We GOTTA debuet mah new team there!
Syxx: huh??
Wilde: Me and de MasterIceman talk about getting
together here like we did in the
AFW!
Sting: Master Iceman! I saw him wrestle. Why don't
he try me on for size?!!!
Wilde: He got someone named Sting he used to team
with! Dumped his butt I'm sure
he'd drop yours!
STING: Sting?!!! I'M THE ONLY STING!!!!!
Wilde: Sure you are. And I'm the only Hulk Hogan.
Yeah uh hah!
STING: I WANNA FACE THIS AFW IMPOSTER!!!! THEN I WANT
ICEMAN!!!!!
WIlde: Go to AFW BUT I think he already got the name
reserved there!
STING: I WANNA FACE HIM THIS SATURDAY!!!!
Duane: He isn't IN this league, Stinger my boy. Back
to the subject, let's get to the
Security vrs. DDP situation!
Sting: I don't care!! I'M NOT IN NAWA, ANYMORE!! BUT
I STILL WRESTLE IN
NAWA EVENTS!!! BECAUSE I'M NWO!!!!
Wilde: Well that's interesting. What about your ex
team mate of Ultimate Warrior?
Sting: I'll whoop his ass anyday.
Wilde: So you two still non lovebirds?
Sting: HUH???
Wilde: I'm not trying to start trouble here, but your
past is an issue.
Syxx: LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!
Wilde: Ok, if you want.
Duane: The Savage match maybe?
Syxx: When Savage won, IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
Sting: I didn't doubt that he would win!!!!
Wilde: When Savage won it was another match!
Wilde: Er, Taker won!
Syxx: What???
Wilde: I said, Er...Taker....Won. To fast talker fo
ya?
Duane: I quoate the good Jim Ross: "GOOD GOD, THE
UNDERTAKER HAS WON
THE CASKET MATCH, HE'S UNSTOPPABLE!
Austin: I'd shut up if I were you, SON!!!
Sting: Why would you be him? (laughs)
Duane: If you were me your iq'd be a lot higher than
what it is!
Duane: Watch it mascera!
Syxx: Let's go to commercial!!!
Wilde: NOT NOW!!!!!!!!
(Theme plays)
Syxx: WHY NOT???
Wilde: Get it I'm doin a Zybszko imitation.
(goes to commercial) (put commercial here)
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Sting: And welcome back to nWo LyVE!!!!!
Wilde: (Yells) Taz!!!!! You here yet?!
Wilde: (Yells) Taz!!!!! You here yet?!
Taz: Yes i am.
WIlde: Man pops out of no where! But at his
height...
Taz: Wild you call for me?
Duane: You should talk Wilde.
Wilde: Hey!
Austin: Who invited this ********!!!!
Wilde: Hogan did so bite me!
Taz: Austin shut the #%*# up
Ace: Taz, Sabu going to show?
Taz: Sabu is going to show.
Wilde: And you did pretty good in the tag match, Taz.
My hat goes off to ya.
Sabu: Who is yelling at us?
Wilde: Sabu, a pleasure to meet you again.
(Hogan, Savage, and Dennis Rodman come out)
Sabu: You keep this up I am going to talk in my native
language!
HOGAN: Shut up!!!!
Wilde: Please not that! (laughs)
(Tony Kucoach and Bill Wennington show up)
Sabu: Hya Wilde.
Savage: Quiet! we have something to say!!!!!
Wilde: SHHH!!!!
HOGAN: That's right!
Ace: Oh yeah Hogan, forgot to tell you something!
HOGAN: Now! I know we haven't been talking much!
That's because we've been
mainly dealing with an nWo member!!!!
HOGAN: What? make it quick, this is my show!!!!!
Ace: DIE OLD MAN!!!!!!
Taz: Shutup nWo I rule you drool!
Wilde: And we're rubber you're glue!
Hogan: Hold up! Hold up now!
Duane: But I think the one thing we can agree on is
this ECW invasion is pathetic!
Hogan: we're saying something important here!!!!!!!!!!
Wilde: That's a first!
SAVAGE: SHUT UP!!!!
Taz: My invasion is better HAHAHAHAHA
Wilde: OK just say it! Sheesh!
HOGAN: Now! LIKE I SAID, I know we haven't been
talking much! That's because
we've been mainly dealing with an nWo member!!!!
Wilde: Who, the bogus Sting?
Hogan: He's been with us since WCW!
HOGAN: And now we're gonna call him out!!
Wilde: Who?!
Hogan: TED!!!!! GET OUT HERE!!!!!!
(Ted DiBiose comes out)
Ted: WHAT?!
Wilde: Dude you scarred me!
Wilde: I thought you meant Turner!
HOGAN: SHUT UP!!!
Ace: Hogan you're getting seriously close to making
me lose my temper!
(Taz walks out)
Duane: WIlde, Ace, let's let this thing play out.
Hogan: NOW! Ted. You've dropped the ball TOO MANY
TIMES!!!
HOGAN: At BattleBrawl, you came out with the Outsiders,
helped them, tripped me.
HOGAN: Which is the only reason I LOST!!!!
Wilde: Well not really but go on.
HOGAN: The next few shows after that, you continued to
help the Outsiders!!!
HOGAN: Then you stopped, so we let you stay!
Wilde: That and because you're rich!
HOGAN: Then you helped Sid in at a house card in a
match against SECURITY!!!
HOGAN: Then, Saturday, you came out with the
OUTSIDERS!!!!!!
TED: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING????
Wilde: I hear the words "You're" and "canned" coming!
HOGAN: For once an NAWA wimp is right!! YOU'RE
CANNED!!!!
Wilde: See? Toldya! Am I good or what?!
(Crowd starts chanting "He's...Fired..He's..Fired!")
Ted: You can't fire me! I have influence! I'll have
your license before this day is out!
HOGAN: SORRY PAL!! YOU'RE GONE!!!!!!
Ted: You can't!
Savage: WANNA BET?
Ted: Savage, we go back! Remember WrestleMania IV?
Ted: Syxx remember when I got you out of Scott Hall's
influence?
HOGAN: STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!!
Ted: Hogan you just lost a LOT of money! (To
Security) You too rookie!
Wilde: So, anyone see the Bulls Game?
Duane: Not now Wilde! Sheesh!
HOGAN: We didn't lose money!! We gained money!!!!!!
Ted: You HAVE to be delusanal!
Ted: NO ONE can match my money!
HOGAN: Well, let's bring him out!!
(nWo theme plays)
Ted: THIS I have to see!
Ted: Who do you have Vince MeMahon?! AHHAHAHAH
(and TED TURNER comes out)
Ted: What's he doing here?!
Ted: No you don't mean...
Savage: He's YOUR REPLACEMENT!!!!
Savage: OOOOOOOOHHHHH YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ted: THAT'S your replacement?! (Laughs hysterically)
Ted: Aren't you boys forgetting something?
TURNER: You think you're richer than me?????
Ted: (Measures his words out) This isn't WCW!
Ted: And are your forgetting who the President is?
Ted: Vince McMahon! And he absolutely HATES YOUR
GUTS, Turner!
(Ted Laughs extreamly loud)
HOGAN: He hates us all!!
TURNER: I own WCW, I own nWo, we are taking over!!!!
Ted: But he especially hates Bilioanaire Ted! I
wouldn't be in your shoes for a million
bucks! Which I already have!
(Ted DiBiose shoves Turner on the floor before leaving
quickly!)
TURNER: That wimp!! why don't he go one on one in the
ringt with me?!! He's a
RETIRED wrestler!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Wilde: Please gimme a break! Sheesh!
DiBiose's voice booms over the loudspeakers: I almost
forgot! Ask Time Worn Turner
if he knows a toe hold from a toe truck!
(HAHAHAHAHAHA)
TURNER: Come on, MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!
---- not long thereafter----------
(BMF comes running down, DOD comes, here comes Ted.
ACESIDE, nWo, BMF,
DOD, and DiBiose are brawling. Kerry Collins, and
Michael English are injured.)
Camera guy: uh.... (Mimicking WCW) WE GOTTA GO!!
(the nWo LyVE copyright stuff comes on and it fades to
black)
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THIS one came a little later.
May 10 1997 or sometime around then.
NAWA
------Wildlive with Wildfire Rebecca Tanke--------
Rebecca: I'm here with a very distinguished guest. An
ECW wrestler who didn't turn tail and run! Taz!!!
(We're in the ring this time)
Taz: What a cruddy ring it should say TAZ all over it.
Rebecca: So where do you think ECW ran off to?
Taz: Well I shouldn't say it because it would be mean
for the young viewers to hear.
Rebecca: Laughs. Ok then, let's just move on.
Taz: Good idea.
Rebecca: The NWO's still here.
Taz: Well I got rid of one stable, I can get rid of the nwo.
Rebecca: Who are you targeting here first?
Taz: Anyone I feel like.
Rebecca: Say how much do you and Sabu weigh in at?
Taz: We are the lightest tag team in here.
Taz: And is Grubb starting a crusier wieght tag belt!
Rebecca: I don't know me and Shelly are only 265 together.
Oh you mean the men's teams?
Rebecca: My brother and Syxx are in in. They're about 212 each.
Taz: I am at 237 and sabu is 227.
Rebecca: Actaully, Wilde and Syxx might be a bit over 212
each but you've still got weight over them. Then there's
Fishbrain and Unity. Dungeon of Doom.
Taz: I don't care.
Rebecca: I'm sure they think they could beat you.
Taz: I am not here to start sh*t ok?
Rebecca: Even with the NWO?
Taz: Shutup.
Taz: Listen I want to chalenge any tag team that
has the guts to face us
Rebecca: Well, I'm sure you'll get plenty of offers.
Rebecca: Take on Grubb?
Taz: NWO can go to he// because they suck!
Rebecca: Now're you're saying something useful!
Taz: I always says something useful!
Rebecca: Do you have the guts to face Security then?
Taz: By the way, a buddy of mine is coming here.
Taz: And look, here he is!
Rebecca: Sorry about your performance, Cs.
Chainsaw: I'm the greatest cruiserweight wrestler the
NAWA's ever seen!
Taz: Chainsaw I invited you here so shutup!
Chainsaw: Taz the next time you tell me to shut
up I am gonna bodyslam your butt right threw the ring!
Taz: Chain you hate the nWo right!
Chainsaw: Yeah.
Taz: I want to form an alliance with you.
Chainsaw: What alliance?
Chainsaw: I want to join the BMF.
Chainsaw: Yeah.
Chainsaw: Why?
Taz: Me join BMF?
Taz: I am the greatest thing to hit this federation!
Chainsaw: I am the greatest Cruiser Weight in the WORLD!
Taz: Why should I join BMF?
Chainsaw: I am going to try to join the BMF.
Wilde: Join DOD! Or the Darkside Alliance!
Chainsaw: Maybe.
Rebecca: And welcome again, Chainsaw.
Taz: Who has a stable who are looking for some good wrestlers
to join.
Rebecca: Now that you lost the World title match to
Secutity, what's next?
Taz: Who has a stable? Who is looking for some good
wrestlers to join?
Rebecca: Aceside might be interested, Taz. Call my uncle.
Chainsaw: Well I am going after the NAWA Cruiser Weight Title
Rebecca: Currently held by Syxx, isn't it?
Taz: I am the best crusier wieght with Sabu as my friend.
Rebecca: Why not the cruiserweight tag team titles?
Chainsaw: I don't care who has the belt I am gonna go
through everyone in order to get a shot.
Chainsaw: Well no one really wants to tag with me
now. I am not well liked around here.
Taz: Rebecca that's what me and sabu are after.
Rebecca: So?
Rebecca: Looking for a partner, Chainsaw?
Chainsaw: Yes I am.
Chainsaw: I have been looking for a partner ever since
I joined the NAWA. But I forgot about it when I won that
battle royal and got a WORLD Title Shot.
Rebecca: You know, I know what it's like to have
people jealous of you. You know, I've wrestled some
men on a few occasions.
Rebecca: Think Grubb'd let me in the tournament?
Chainsaw: Yeah everyone was mad that I was so good
that they didn't want to team with me.
Chainsaw: You know bring the number one contender
is hard. Yesterday I got my saw kicked by Hollywood Hogan.
Rebecca: Maybe if you start fresh in tag teams?
Wildfire yells Taz's name in his ear as loud as she can.
Taz: What do you want?
Rebecca: Just making sure you don't fall asleep.
Taz: Why would I do that?!
(After a long pause) Rebecca: Well, Chainsaw?
Chainsaw: Well what?
Taz: Chainsaw I will team with you and so will Sabu.
Chainsaw: OK.
Rebecca: Not to set off your imagination but I don't
like threesomes.
Taz: is that a deal? I really want to go after
those NAWA Cruiser tag titles.
Rebecca: Well, PHILLY had to ruin it, but what say
you and me team up?
Taz: We will be like Demolition.
Rebecca: We'll be old and fat?
Rebecca: Don't laugh. I've beaten Shawn Micheals before.
az: No, we will be young and new!
Rebecca: Then what would you do?
Taz: Kick some @zz!
Rebecca: Like I said, thanks no. But if you want to
join our teams in one stable, like Aceside?
Chainsaw: I just want a tag partner.
Chainsaw: Sabu will be fine as a partner.
Rebecca: Taz, how about you and me then?
Rebecca: Don't laugh. I've beaten Shawn Micheals before.
Taz: Fine with me.
Rebecca: Really? Want to start training now?
Taz: Yes. (Taz and Rebecca walk off one way while
Chainsaw and Sabu go in the other direction.)
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Taz and Sabu provided courtasy of King (JAG)
Chainsaw provided by himself
Rebecca provided by me (I also pasted and clipped,
then edited all of it)
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