[James Girard has sent his virtuous and pious wife, the lovely and talented Jodi Girard, and his brilliant and talented son Brent to a neutral location. (Read: another room in the house) This way, the CWO's paragon of all that is good and right in the world can discuss things in an adult fashion, without fear of corrupting the mind of his precious son.] Three for the road. First, Maynard. Obviously Mr. Krebs has gone to the Leonardo D. Manchino school of English mangling. Thankfully, I have a Leo to English dictionary, and while Krebs speaks a variation on the Leo dialect, I was able to make out something about myself being a jock, and being a monkey's anus. The words cut me like a knife. Ouch. I'm in so much pain, right now...for someone as educated as yourself, Maynard, I would've expected so much more from you, but alas, that is not to be. I agreed to wrestle you because I think you're a blight on the CWO, but I did think you had some level of intelligence. Not the case...my bad. Part two...Blue Moose. Obviously, a sexually and mentally challenged man such as this Mexican-Canadian socialist likes to distort the truth and, well, lie whenever possible to make himself feel better about his station in life. Moose could never beat me, so he resorts to childish name-calling...it's sad really. Moose isn't a bad athlete, and he could be, with some polishing and coaching from the CWO's revered "Rocket Man", a man worthy of praise and adulation from the millions of people who worship my every movement. But he chooses to be a slush-puppy addicted imbecile. And by the by, Moosie...you did stumble upon one truth, and I'm glad Jodi isn't here to hear this... [Suddenly, the dulcet sounds of Jodi's voice ring through the house.] Jodi: Hear what? [The "Rocket Man" stammers out...] Never mind! Whew, that was close. Anyway, on to Ghost. I was wrong about Ghost, actually... You see, Ghost is right. He never had crippled anyone. He's not capable of it. Physically capable, yes. Mentally, no. Ghost only plays a bad-ass. He only plays an iconoclast. He only plays an America basher. The reality is that Ghost is a corporate suck-up who bashes the great country of America on camera, but gladly takes his inflated paychecks behind the scenes. Ghost is a hypocrite. I'm the real thing. I believe that the CWO is corrupt, truly corrupt. I believe that the CWO panders to the lowest common denominator. And if I have to insult, destroy, beat up, or otherwise humiliate every single wrestler in the CWO to impact some positive change, then so be it. Ghost just takes the money, acts all scary and tough, gets the fans to boo him or cheer him depending on the "angle" he plays, and walks out...Ghost talks about being an entertainer, but I guarantee you that for all his talk, he wouldn't work in the bingo hall feds I worked in just to honor a commitment and try to make those places better. [Girard walks over, shuts off the camera, and walks out.]