Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies 'cum to play'
Last edited 11 August 97
Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies 'cum to play'
The Teletubbies, the most truly f**ked up mutants ever to invade British broadcasting airspace, are here to steal your minds and teach your loved ones the joys of drug abuse. Lock up your children and unplug the TV, you think, but there is no escaping the awful truth that is now invading the countries minds and hearts. They have conquered the press and broadcasting medias so there is no escape!!!!
These perverted child molesters have no problem using their head arials to receive their disgusting child pornography yet they still cannot get Channel 5.
Recently the Teletubbies showed their evil power over the broadcasting media and I have been threatened (along with every other internet page), with legal action. This is a temporary watered down version of my page to avoid copyright infringement, until I decide on a permanant answer...
Complain to the BBC, about either of it's recent outrages - the sacking of Tinky Winky and the censorship of the internet. I hope to collect letters from YOU, the public disputing this action. I have gone to the newspapers with our story of oppression. You can make a difference. If you are not convinced, follow this link and understand why we feel hard done by. I hope you enjoy the rest of this page, even though it is much less than it used to be. All of the graphics are hand drawn - so just f**k off, BBC.
An introduction for anyone who knows nothing of the Teletubbies. Not suitable for experienced 'Tubby viewers. Includes a damned useful glossary of Teletubby terminology.
Character AnalysisA full character analysis of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po, Noo Noo and The Sun. Includes instructions for each Teletubbies wave method.By the way, if anyone can draw any better than me (not difficult) and wants to waste lots of time redrawing images for me - you're more than welcome. In the meantime, you'll have to put up with my piss poor attempt. |
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| A history of how the teletubbies came to be and an exclusive new cartoon episode. (Warning: Contains large graphics. You have been warned). Ha! Ha! You (alleged) bastards (don't want to get done for libel too) can't get me for this one . . . The only complete part of the original page . . . all drawn by me . . . |
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Theory of the Teletubbies. Lots of facts you don't really care about.
What the f**k is it for? Your chance to have your say. Many fabulous prizes to be won.(While stocks last)
Note: All the graphics on these pages are created by Worship Payj (Tubbytoons division). If anyone wants to argue about this please tell me and I will give you a kicking.