The Bovine Squad has returned!!! What is the Bovine Squad? The Bovine Squad
is a squad of 4 bright and nationally respected bovines. So, what
does the Bovine Squad do? It's quite simple, the Bovine Squad supplies
a plethora of bovine jokes that include their very own specialized
humor, which sometimes isn't very humorous. Since the Bovine Squad
has returned, where were they? Back about three years ago the Bovine
Squad was captured and taken to a farm where they were going to
be raised for beef. Just recently when they realized they were going
to be slaughtered they escaped from the farm and returned to their
joke telling selves. Due to the fact the Bovine Squad doesn't
speak English, or any other human language for that matter, I've
taken it upon myself, after reading many Doctor Dolittle books,
to translate their jokes and put them on the internet for your entertainment
purposes. Before we get on to the jokes, let's meet the Bovine Squad.
Bradley Bovine (left), is the head of the the Bovine Squad and an altogether
stand-up cow who fights for the right of cattle everywhere. Freed
from the Bobby Budget Beef Farm on 6-15-98.
Bessy Bovine (right), is the secret agent cow who often goes undercover
to hear and steal many of the Bovine Squad jokes from ordinary, everyday
cattle.
Billy Bovine (left), is one of two true comical cows in the group,
originally Billy wasn't a member but due to the fact former member
Boris was made into USDA Choice Beef he's a welcome addition.
Betty Bovine (right), is Billy's wife. She was added to the Bovine Squad
due to Billy's request to have his wife travel with him, her comedic
personality was a bonus.
On to the jokes (these are bad mind you)...
- 1. What do you call it when a cow goes to a new farm?
- MOOOOOving.
- 2. What do cows stand around and do to tourists?
- MOOOOOn them.
- 3. What is a cow's favorite dance move?
- The MOOOOOcarana.
- 4. Where do cows go on dates?
- The MOOOOOvies.
- 5. What do you call an sea sick cow?
- MOOOOOtion sick.
- 6. What do you call a stupid cow?
- A MOOOOOron.
- 7.What does a surfing cow say when it catches a wave?
- COW-A-BUNGA!
- 8. What do you call a city full of cows?
- MOOOOOdernizied.
- 9. What kind of government is ruled by a king cow?
- MOOOOOnarchy.
- 10. What's a cow's favorite board game?
- MOOOOOnopoly.
- 11. What do you call a cow that hangs around to get things for free?
- A MOOOOOcher.
- 12. What does a non-confident cow need to succeed?
- MOOOOOtivation.
- 13. What is a dead Spanish-speaking cow deemed?
- MOOOOOuerto. (I know it's a stretch)
- 14. What is the only thing a cow is afraid of?
- MOOOOOnsters.
- 15. What does a cow ask when it wants seconds?
- MOOOOOre please.
- 16. What is a cow's favorite mode of transportation?
- A MOOOOOnorail.
- 17. What do you call a cow that frequently changes emotional states?
- MOOOOOdy.
- 18. What is the name for a female cow with calves?
- MOOOOOther.
- 19. Where do soviet cows live?
- In MOOOOOscow.
- 20. What is a cow's favorite actress?
- Marilyn MOOOOOnroe.
- 21. What do you call a really strong cow?
- MOOOOOscular.
- 22. What do you call a cow with no morals?
- ImMOOOOOral.
- 23. What does a dead Egyptian cow become?
- A MOOOOOmy.
- 24. What do you call a cow that's a serial killer?
- A MOOOOOderer.
- 25. What is an ordinary cow called?
- A cow. Just kidding, it's called MOOOOOndane.
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