Go straight to animals.
Q.Why is 6 afraid
of seven?
A.Because 7,8,9.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's cold out side.
How can you stop
food going bad?
Eat it?
How can you tell
when food is rude?
When it's got sauce.
What's a ghost's
favourite food?
Spook-ghetti.
Why are bananas
never lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
How do you make an
apple puff?
Chase it round the garden.
What happens to old
horses?
They become nags.
What do you call a
school of angry dolphins?
Cross porpoises.
What would you get
if you crossed a dog and a cat?
An animal that chases itself.
When is a black dog
not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
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