JOKES GALORE!

Do you like jokes? Well, They are coming right at you!

Go straight to animals.

NUMBER JOKES

Q.Why is 6 afraid of seven?
A.Because 7,8,9.

What a laugh!

FOOD JOKES

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's cold out side.

How can you stop food going bad?
Eat it?

How can you tell when food is rude?
When it's got sauce.

What's a ghost's favourite food?
Spook-ghetti.

Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden.

ANIMALS

What happens to old horses?
They become nags.

What do you call a school of angry dolphins?
Cross porpoises.

What would you get if you crossed a dog and a cat?
An animal that chases itself.

When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.

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Saturday, 03 May 1997