ERIC JOHNSON

Age: 15

Favorite Food: Spetzel, French Fries dipped in mayonnaise, Edwardo's Spinach Pizza

Weird Walk: Android Walk

Favorite Article of Clothing: Grumpy the Dwarf Yelling and flailing his fists T-shirt

Favorite Song: The Queen of Argyle (Silly Wizard), My Little Town (Simon and Garfunkel), Help! (The Beatles), Matali Ja Mustii (Vartinaa)

Favorite Animal: White Lemur, Pygmy Marmoset, Coelacanth

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Comeback: Yeah? Well, you're a jellyfish, Go swallow a hedgehog, I am a laser generated force field an you are an electromagnet...Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

Favorite Word: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Lickety-split and Coffee

Best Friend: A lot of people. How can I list them all??? I don't know, I'll go eat snow!

Personality: Oh, I don't know. What do you think? I'm cool, good-looking, smart, witty, funny, and everything else you could want. How's that work for you?

Comments by Eric Johnson: "I'm too incompetent, Batman!"
 

ANN!E JOHNSON

Age: 16

Favorite Food: Spinach Pizza

Weird Walk: Affected Teen walk

Favorite Article of Clothing: Milk, It Does An Alien Good, shirt, Pants with one leg cut off

Favorite Song: Hanson's "Yearbook", and Nanana by the Kelly Family

Favorite Animal: Horse

Favorite Color: Red

Favorite Comeback: Go suck on a Toad, and Thats nice dear want a cookie?

Favorite Word: Hnnnghya

Best Friend: Emily Carroll, and Lucy Dorsey, and A. L. (I don't know if he wants his uncommon name revealed.)

Personality: An attractive and intriging, yet decidedly odd girl. A wacky dresser, with no sense for popularity tricks. A flairful, over complementing oneself, and completely oblivious to obvious body language. A weirdly interesting person who livens up a conversation as the joke's punchline. A Hanson freak with a definite source of weirdness. A funny yet confusing split personality. A person with odd taste in fashion yet alarmingly a semi-normal way of dressing to make a good impression.

Comments by Andrea Johnson: "Never conform to fashion trends, always dress like you're insane. I'm sure I always do."

ELICIAJOHNSON

Age: 14

Favorite Food: French Fries dipped in Mayonaise, Edwardo's spinich pizza, Spetzal,Raman Noodles, Bacon dipped in strawberry sauce and melted cheese MMM!

Weird Walk: White Lemur Walk

Favorite Articles of Clothing: Sanoma bell bottoms. (Blue jeans,) A brownturtle neck, and a red and white open checkered shirt to go over

Favorite Song: W.E.I.R.D.'s Anthem (Weird the song by Hanson) And Thinking or you (Also by Hanson.)

Favorite Animal: Leopard, Any Cat Cubs (Like tiger, lion, cat, and leopard cubs.) Flying Squirell

Favorite Color: Aqua

Favorite Comeback: Go swallow a porqupine, I'm always 999 googleplex to the googleplexthpower over you!, I am a laser generated forcefield an you are an electromagnet...Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

Favorite Word: Pneumonoultramicroscopiccilicovolcanoconiosis

Best Friend: Emily Carroll, and Nathan Carroll (a noted member of the W.E.I.R.D.club)

Persanality: Nice, (most of the time)sometimes has a BAD temper. Likes to stick her tong out or wave at security cameras. But likes to act just plain WEIRD! Also very pretty, many of the boys on her block like her. Her older sister (Ann!e) is always angry at her for being thinner. "Which I don't believe!"Likes to sing little kid songs and dance the funky chicken in public. "Oh yeah, about the fav food you might of thought that the Bacon dipped in strawberry sauce and melted cheese was gross, it's really not TRY IT!"

Comments byELICIAJOHNSON: "Always be Weird!Try it it's FUN! trust me! (Well once you get over everyone staring at you.)And HAVEFUN!"

NATHAN CARROLL

Age: 13

Weird Walk: Hyper active nut walk.

Favorite article of clothing: His Cap.

Favorite song: Wipeout

Favorite animal: Cat

Favorite Color: Purple

Best Friend: Trevor Abel

Favorite Comeback: Doesn't need one. He's just too darn friendly.

Favorite word: Geegidilyosh!

Description: Nathan is weird. Real weird. Never has Nathan been parted from his baseball cap for more than 24 hours. I wouldn't be superised if he had been born wearing one! Likes acting, collects beanie babies, and loves spying on people (his sister mostly.) Nathan loves to play shark (a very strange tag game), and and his cats Euphratis, and Tigris.

Comments by Nathan Carroll:

KIT T_______

Age: 15

Weird Walk: The Kit Walk

Favorite Article of Clothing: Far Side T-shirt

Favorite Song: Yankey Doodle

Favorite Animal: DoDo Bird

Favorite Color: Black

Best Friend: Corbet

Favorite Comeback: "Ha! You're so stupid, you thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone company"

Favorite Word: Scrumdillyumptious

Description: A really cool and strange guy. He is a champion side-kicker in karate. Kit Treece would perfer if we didn't mention his name is Kit Treece. So, we will be referring to him as Anonymous 1. Henceforth, please note, the name: Kit Treece is not mentioned anywhere on this site.

Comments made by Anonymous 1: Purple, Because we all know Ice Cream doesn't have bones. (Understand it? Good, explain it to me.)

Is Pi times 4 enough pancakes to cover a Jet Ski in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

CHANDRA STANTON

Age: 14

Weird Walk: Buzzing Bee Walk

Favorite Artical of Clothing: Overalls

Favorite Song: "Blue Suede Shoes"

Favorite Color: Turquoise

Best Friend: Liz Lund

Favorite Comeback: Shut up

Favorite Word: Cotton candy (I don't think she just likes the word.)

Description: She's weird and nice. A hyperactive nut. She's part Mexican Jumping bean (kind of). She is athletic, she participates in Focus Karate Academy, Dance and Choir. She knows a girl who stuffs tater tots in apples. Oh P.S. BlAh! BlAh! and More Blah!

Comments by Chandra Stanton:

REBECCA HERCOWITZ

Age: 14

Favorite Food: Sugar, lots of sugar!

Weird Walk: The retarded chicken walk

Favorite Article of Clothing: My mad hatter hat.

Favorite Song: Bundoowah

Favorite Animal: Walrus

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Comeback: You might think I'm making you look dumb, but I'm not. You can do that very well on your own.

Favorite Word: Klala (it's a hebrew word)

Best Friend: My pet goldfish, Mahatma

Personality: scary, weird, funny, hyper...

Comments by Rebecca Hercowitz.

ANDREA HILL

Age: 16

Favorite Food: Cheese

Weird Walk: Stick up my butt walk

Favorite Article of Clothing: Socks

Favorite Song: "Amish Paradise," by Weird Al Yancovich

Favorite Animal: Hedgehodge

Favorite Color: Hot pink

Favorite Comeback: So?

Favorite Word: Billy

Best Friend: My cat tigerlily

Personality: Loud

CALVIN YAN

Age: 13

Favorite Food: Pizza

Weird Walk: The Ziggy-Zaggy

Favorite Article of Clothing: Fresh right-out-of-the-laundry underwear

Favorite Song: Qazwsxedcrfv

Favorite Animal: Non-hibernating bears

Favorite Color: Blackish blue

Favorite Comeback: None

Favorite Word: Supercalafragilisticexbialidocios

Best Friend: My teddy bear(s)

Personality: Weird funny

JEFF KERZNER

Age: 15

Favorite Food: Steamed rice

Weird Walk: Bare Feet on Hot Pavment

Favorite Article of Clothing: Bleached jeans and MIT sweatshirt

Favorite Song: Moonlight Sonata

Favorite Color: Maroon

Best Friend: Christian Ricci

Favorite Comeback: Point to your head and say the abbrevation for moutain (MT)

Favorite Word: Orthochlorobenzylidene malononitrile (tear gas)

Personality: A very nice, very inteligent person. Loves technology and computers.

Comments by Jeff Kerzner:

STACY JOY HEATHCOTE

Age: 16

Favorite Food: Djoudzas, dim sum, curry, cantonese food. (I can't list them all because I absolutely love almost every food on the planet)

Weird Walk: The secret chinese lantern walk.

Favorite Article of Clothing: The bracelet that Elijiah made that Ellie gave me, and my hair-kerchief.

Favorite Song: Your mother should know (by the Beatles) Girl (by the Beatles) Magical Mystery Tour (by the Beatles) a Hard days night (by the Beatles) Eight days a week (by the Beatles) can't buy me love (by...uh, guess who?) and many more!!!

Favorite Animal: Fluffy, the casserole gone bad that lives in my basement that grew legs...uh, just kidding. Cats, Emperor monkeys, Elmo, The whole cast of Sesame Street: especially Super Grover and those little coloured worms.

Favorite Color: Blue and Green.

Favorite Comeback: Whatever..... That's cool.... OOOOOKKKAAAAAY...... uh, YEAH, That's interesting....  (and) Okay, like, What is your latitude?

Favorite Word: Plaza, Java, Jello...etcetera....etcetera....etcetera....

Best Friend(s): Emily, Ann!e, Ellie, Eric, Ariel, Yoda, Henry, and ooooh so many more people from Theatrix and Planet homeschool...

Personality:  Weird and very dramatic! (oh come on!  how do you expect me to explain myself in so few words?)

Comments by Stacy Heathcote: Oh, the world is so full of a number of hogs, I'm sure we should all be as happy as frogs!! (okay, that was strange)