These people have volunteered to take on jobs in the clan, and the skills they are providing are quite useful to all members.

Note: It is assumed that you will provide all of the items to be cooked/mixed/smithed. We are still missing a turtle tamer for armour crafting, and a sauceror for cooking. You can volunteer for a job even if it is already taken, it never hurts to have more than one person. These services are free of charge, however, its nice to make small donations to the people providing them. MP restorers for the buffers (particularly if you are requesting a large number of turns), smart skulls and other in the box equipment for the chefs, and food for the smithers (smithing costs adventures).

Buffers

Accordian Thief Buffer

We no longer have one!

Available buffs:
The Moxious Madrigal - 2mp, increases your moxie by 10 points
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody - 3mp, increases your MP by 30 points
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity - 4mp, increases combat reaction times... I think this means that you are more likely to doge, and less likely to be taken by surprise.
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith - 5mp, increases you muscle by 10 points
Polka of Plenty - 7mp, increases the amount of meat dropped by monsters
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption - 9mp, monsters do less damage to you
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric - 12mp, increases the number of items monsters drop
The Psalm of Pointiness - 16mp, damages monsters when they hit you
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority - 30mp, increases all of your stats by 10%
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction - 20mp, increases melee damage (critical hit?)
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude - 40mp, gain more stats from fighting monsters
The Ode to Booze - 50mp, increases adventure gains from drinks

You can only have 3 of these songs cast on you at one time. One cast is 15 turns.


Sauceror Buffer

Lem

Available Buffs:
Elemental Saucesphere - 10mp, Provides some defence against fire, cold, stench, and spooky dammage. Also lets you adventure on the icy peak without cold weather gear.
Jalapeño Saucesphere - 5mp, Damages monsters when they attack you, and returns the damage as Hp
Jabañero Saucesphere - 10mp, Damages monsters and returns the damage as Mp.

One cast is 10 turns.


Turtle Tamer Buffer

Silly Rabbit Man

Available Buffs:
Ghostly Shell - 6mp, Reduces damage taken during combat
Tenacity Of The Snapper - 8mp, increases the damage you hit for during combat
Empathy Of The Newt - 15mp, Increases you familiars weight by 5 pounds
Reptilian Fortitude - 10mp, Increases your HP

One cast is 10 turns.

Cooks

Pastamancer Chef

The Mach1ne
 Can make dishes using pasta including batwing chow mein, knob sausage chow mein, and rat appendix chow mein. These are the best foods for adventures that are actually affordable. Take a look at the main courses for a more extensive list.

Drink Mixer DrunkFish
 Can make drinks using the magical ice cubes, little paper umbrella, and coconut shells. Take a look at the drink menu for ideas

Smithers

Weapons Smither Heritage
 Can make weapons with ores from the mine. Like the chrome weapons (+3 adventures per day). Take a look at the complete smithing guide