This page is going to be dedicated to some of the cute quotes I have found and think are 'worthy' of being shown off on my page. Many of the quotes shown here are taken from 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said. They may not all be funny,and they may not all be philosophical, but there's something to every one of them!
"I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them."~Jimmy Hoffa
"Great men are not always idiots."~Karen Elizabeth Gordon
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."~Willy Wonka- Gene Wilder
"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done."~unknown
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."~William Blake
"You can choose your friends but you only have one mother."~Max Shulman
"There is no they, only us."~Bumper Sticker
"Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal."~Steve Rubenstein
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."~Plato
"Plato was a bore."~Friedrich Nietzsche
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."~Leo Tolstoy
"Nothing spoils a good party like a genius."~Elsa Maxwell
"To err is human
To purr feline."~Robert Byrne
"It isn't easy being green."~Kermit the Frog
"Humorists always sit at the children's table."~Woody Allen
"Curiouser and curiouser!"~Alice
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known."~Walt Disney
"Thanks for noticing me."~Eeyore
