Veggie Tales!!!

I love Veggie Tales! For those of you who don't know what Veggie Tales are, here's a short description: Veggie Tales are videos that usually have a moral, or try to tell a funny story. They are acted out by these vegetables, some of which are Larry the Cucumber, Bob the Tomato(pictured above) and Junior Asparagus. Larry is the host of the show, the head honcho. They are so funny; I could watch them all day. So far the only one I've seen is Silly Songs with Larry. The lyrics to some of my favorite songs are below. Now there are only a few, but I'm hoping to add more soon. And one thing to remember: Larry has a very strong lisp! Or, as Larry would say, Lithp. So make sure every 's' is said 'th'. It'th more realthic. At leatht I think tho. And Larry would too.

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scallawags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!" (Just for a little background here, folks, Larry, Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt are seated on recliners on a boat and dressed up as pirates. Mr. Lunt has a very strong accent, so make sure that when you are reading this out loud, which, I'm sure you will, you put that in! It sound better that way!)

Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you..."

Larry:"We don't do anything!!"

Pa:"Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you..."

Mr Lunt:"We don't do anything! And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop-deck and I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All:"'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...we don't do anything!"

Larry:"Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, adn I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

Pa:"Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"

Mr. Lunt:"Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"

Larry:"Oh..."

Pa:"And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt:"I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"(And he really kind of did.)

Pa:"Huh? No I don't!"

Mr. Lunt:"Do too."

Pa:"Do not!"

Mr. Lunt:"You're making me hungry!"

Pa:"That's it, you're walking the plank!"

Mr. Lunt:"Says who?"

Pa:"Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt:"Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

(And here is my favorite verse in the whole song!!!)

Larry:"And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, adn I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings..."

Pa:"You just don't get it."

All:"And we've never been to Boston in the fall!!!"