Ok,
I know what you are thinking, "urgh, recipes, thats a bit girlie, isn't
it?" Well, never fear. Everything on this page can be cheffed up by blokes
just as easily as girlies.
And no mention of Ainsley Harriot, I promise J
Don't forget, you can also mail me with your favourite cullinary delight
Quick and easy pizza (serves 1-2)
1)Take one
local telephone directory, search under 'P' for pizza.
2)Get annoyed
and grumble that they never put things in the correct order.
3)Consult
the index.
4)Find
the correct page, choose a delivery company.
5)Order,
sit back and wait until cooked.
Best served
with a good movie and anorexic friend.
Chefs
tip- The more experienced amongst you should omit the first 4 stages, as
the number will already be on your speed dial.
Crumbly chocolate pudding (serves 1)
1)Take one
500g bar of Dairy Milk, or other brand of milk chocolate.
2)Break
into chunks and arrange in a dish
3)Crumble
one Flake over the top.
Serve.
Roast Lamb (veggie option of Roast Nuts)
1) Get your mother/partner to cook for a change.
Suicide desert (serves 1 unless part of a cult)
1) Crush
up one peanut Tracker bar, and place in dish.
2)Mix in
4 tablespoons of peanut butter
3) Top
with honey nut cornflakes
Serve chilled.
Chef's
tip- To acheive full effect, ensure before consuming that you have a severe
peanut allergy.
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