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This is the start of a large dark aardvark song
Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, yeah, yeah, yeah
There were two aardvarks in the park
They say they're missing from the zoo
The police are seaching high and low
But they cannot find them, can you?
Peek-a-boo!
Why did they go? I'll tell you the reason
This is the start of the aardvark's playing season
So when two aardvark's make a date
They will slip right through those old zoo gates
Don't be a spy, you're not the FBI
Do not break an aardvark's heart!
So if you see two aardvarks playing in the park
Do not break an aardvark's heart!
This is the end of a large dark aardvark song
Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ali Baba had a camel.
And Ralphy was his name-O.
R-A-L-P-H
R-A-L-P-H
R-A-L-P-H
And Ralphy was his name, oh
Alice the camel has 9 humps...
Alice the camel has 8 humps...
Alice the camel has 7 humps...
Alice the camel has 6 humps...
Alice the camel has 5 humps...
Alice the camel has 4 humps...
Alice the camel has 3 humps...
Alice the camel has 2 humps...
Alice the camel has 1 hump...
Alice the camel has no humps...
Now Alice is a horse!
I threw my Alvin down the water pipe, pipe
Down to the bottom of the water system
'Cause he's getting to big for his britches
And now I'm feeling lonely
'Cause he's gone, I miss him!
Additionnal verses:
Two: to tie his shoe
Three: to climb a tree
Four: to close the door
Five: to scrath his hives
Six: to pick up sticks
Seven: to go to heaven
Eight to shut the gate
Nine: to swing on the vine
Ten: to start again.
Additional verses:
Grizzly bear------ Grrr,Grrr
Dog------ Bark, Bark
Cow------ Moo, Moo
Pretty girl------ Kiss, Kiss
Boy Scout------ "Be Prepared"
Girl Scout------ "On My Honor"
I said it's hot in here! (repeated)
There must be bananas in the atmosphere
Banana's unite! Banana's split!
Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas..ugh!
Eat bananas, eat, eat, bananas...ugh!
Go bananas, go, go bananas...ugh!
Peel to the left, Peel to the right
Peel down the middle and hook a bite!
But wait! Don't hook a bite!
Stick it in your pocket and sit down tight
And squish bananas, squish, squish bananas
Hey xxxx!
Yeah?
Do you have a dog?
Yeah
What's your dog's name?
Kidney
Xxxxx's dog likes to roam
One day kidney left his home
He came back nice and clean
Where oh where has kidney bean?
Kidney bean, kidney bean
Where oh where has kidney bean?
Other verses:
Garbanzo bean, Mexican jumping bean, Jelly bean, Green bean, Lima bean, Wax bean
I'm a beaver, you're a beaver
We're a beaver all
And when we get together
We do the beaver call
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Hey!
Once a Boy Scout went to camp, went to camp
Went to camp without his lamp, without his lamp
Saw a beetle lying in his bed
This is what the Boy Scout said, Boy Scout said,
"Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!"
Big buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Big buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Far, far away
Hee, hee, hee
Far, far away
Hee, hee, hee
Big buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Teeny buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Teeny buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Far, far away
Hee, hee, hee
Far, far away
Hee, hee, hee
Teeny buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Humoungous buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Humoungous buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
Far, far away
Hee, hee, hee
Far, far away
Hee, hee, hee
Humoungous buffalo come from the mountain
Far, far away
White socks, they always get dirty
The longer you wear them; the weaker they get
Sometimes, I think I shouldn't wash them
But something inside me keeps saying "Right now, right now, right now!"
Across the windswept desert
Where nature knows no man
A buffalo spied his brother
A-lying in the sand
Said the buffalo to his brother
"Why do you lie that way?"
But the buffalo did not answer
Because he's been dead since way last May
Since way last Maaayy!
But the thing that they told us
Would've grossed out a moose,
For that great tasting pink drink
was really bug juice.
It looked fresh and fruity,
Like tasty Kool--Aid,
But the bugs that were in it
Were murdered with RAID!
We drank it by gallons;
We drank it by tons.
And the next morning,
We all had the runs!
So the next time you drink bug juice,
And a fly drives you mad,
He's just getting even,
'Cause you swallowed his dad.
Chester have you heard about Harry
Just got back from the Army
I hear he knows how to wear a rose
Hip! Hip! Hooray! For the Army!
Chester have you heard about Harry
Just got back from the Army
I hear he knows how to face defeat
Hip! Hip! Hooray! For the Army!
Comet!
It tastes like gasoline!
Comet!
It makes your mother scream
Comet!
It make you vomit!
So try out your comet today!
It’s on the second toe of my right foot
Da, da, da
It has no stem; It has no roots
‘Cause it wouldn’t look good
It’s just a daisy on my toe
My left foot loves my right foot so
There's high done and low done
And over done and under done
And all the other little dones
In and out they run
There's old done and young done
And young done's younger son
And young done will be old done when old done is done!
Faster! (repeat song)
Faster! (repeat song)
Supersonic speed! Done!
Down by the bay where the watermelons grow
Back to my home I dare not go
For if I do, my mother would say
Did you ever see a moose kissing a goose?
Down by the bay
(Did you ever see a whale with a polka-dotted tail?
Did you ever see a bug sleeping on top of a rug?
Did you ever see a fly wearing a tie?
Did you ever see a bear combing his hair?
Did you ever see llamas eating pajamas?
Did you ever see a cat wearing lots of hats?
Did you ever have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme
Ezekiel saw two wheels a rolling, way in the middle of the air
A wheel within a wheel a rolling, way in the middle of the air
One wheel ran by faith, the other ran by the grace of God
A wheel within a wheel a rolling, way in the middle of the air
Ezekiel saw two flames a-burning, way in the middle of the air,
A flame within a flame a-burning, way in the middle of the air,
One flame burned by faith,
And the other flame burned by the grace of God,
Ezekiel saw two flames a-burning,
Way in the middle of the air.
Fish and chips and vinegar
Vinegar, vinegar
Fish and chips and vinegar
Pepper, pepper, pepper, salt
Don’t throw your trash in my backyard
My backyard, my backyard
Don’t throw your trash in my backyard
My backyard’s full
One day I went a fishing
On a bright and sunny day
With all the little fishes
Swimming in and out the bay
With their hands in their pockets
And their pockets in their pants
And all the little fishes doing the hootchie cootchie dance
Have you ever been a swimming on a hot summers day
With all the fishes swimming up and down the bay
With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants
And all the little fishes doing the hootchie cootchie dance
You never did and you never will
Have you ever been a fishing on a hot summers day
Leaning on a fence and the fence gave away
An alligator grabs you by the seat of your pants
And all the little fishes doing the hootchie cootchie dance
You never did and you never will
Broke it open, broke it open,
Broke it open last night.
Last night, I broke it open.
Broke it open last night.
Found it rotten, found it rotten,
Found it rotten last night.
Last night, I found it rotten.
Found it rotten last night.
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night.
Last night, I ate it anyway.
Ate it anyway last night.
Got a tummyache, got a tummyache,
Got a tummyache last night.
Last night, I got a tummyache.
Got a tummyache last night.
Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor last night.
Last night, I called the doctor.
Called the doctor last night.
Penicillin, penicillin,
Penicillin last night.
Last night, penicillin.
Penicillin last night.
Wasn't working, wasn't working,
Wasn't working last night.
Last night, it wasn't working.
Wasn't working last night.
Operation, operation,
Operation last night.
Last night, an operation.
Operation last night.
Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway last night.
Last night, I died anyway.
Died anyway last night.
Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me last night.
Last night, they wouldn't take me.
Wouldn't take me last night.
Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way last night.
Last night, I went the other way.
Went the other way last night.
Found it all a dream, found it all a dream,
Found it all a dream last night.
Last night, I found it all a dream.
Found it all a dream last night.
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night.
Last night, I found a peanut.
Found a peanut last night.
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Stand beside them, and guide them,
Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.
From the washer, to the dryer, to the clothesline in the air.
God bless my underwear, my only pair
God bless my underwear or I'll go bare!
We are the gopher girls
We only go for guys
But they don't go for us
We wonder why
Thp,thp,thp,thp (with teeth sticking out)
The Grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up the hill,
Everyone stands up
And marched them down again.
Everyone sits down
And when you're up, you're up;
Everyone stands up
And when you're down, you're down.
Everyone sits down
And when you're only halfway up,
Everyone half-way up
You're neither up nor down!
Grin again gang, get gung ho about Girl Scouts
Smile sweetly Sally so you send sadness swiftly away
Buck up brother Bill because a bunch of bitter boys became a bunch of better boys behind a big, big smile
Grin again gang, get gung ho about Girl Scouts
Second verse, same as the first
Just a little bit louder and a little bit worse!
Hey, diddle diddle...ugh!
The cat and the fiddle...ugh!
The cow jumped over the moon...na na na
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon...na na na
And the dish ran away with the spoon...na na na
Hip hop, Hoffman rock, let me see you left foot drop
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Hip hop, let them know, Hoffman is the place to go
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Hip hop, let them see, Hoffman is the place to be
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Hip hop, shake you bum, Hoffman is the place for fun
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Hip hop, move your feet, dancing to the Hoffman beat
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
Boom, shake it up, shake it up
What can make a hippopotamus smile? (shrug shoulders, trace a smile)
Boom, boom, boom, (bump bums with your neighbors)
What can make her walk for more than a mile? (walk action)
Not parties with their paper hats (arms over head as a party hat)
Nor candies nor cakes that make her fat (stuff mouth with food, hold belly)
That's not what hippos do! (shake finger "no")
What do they do? THEY--- (throw your hands up in the air, on "THEY" cup hands to shout)
Ooze in the goo without any shoes (squish around)
And they wade in the water 'till their lips turn blue (dribble fingers on lips)
That's what makes a hippopotamus smile! (trace a smile)
Boom, boom, boom (bump bums with your neighbors)
What can make a hippopotamus smile? (shrug shoulders, trace a smile)
Boom, boom, boom, (bump bums with your neighbors)
What can make her walk for more than a mile? (walk action)
Not swooshing down a slippery slide (slide action with hands)
Or going for a bicycle ride (fake bike)
That's not what hippos do! (shake finger "no")
What do they do? THEY--- (throw your hands up in the air, on "THEY" cup hands to shout)
Ooze in the goo without any shoes (squish around)
And they wade in the water 'till their lips turn blue (dribble fingers on lips)
That's what makes a hippopotamus smile! (trace a smile)
Boom, boom, boom (bump bums with your neighbors)
What can make a hippopotamus smile? (shrug shoulders, trace a smile)
Boom, boom, boom, (bump bums with your neighbors)
What can make her walk for more than a mile? (walk action)
It’s not a tune on the old violin (play an imaginary violin)
Or listening to the whispering... (whisper in your neighbor's ear)
That's not what hippos do! (shake finger "no")
What do they do? THEY--- (throw your hands up in the air, on "THEY" cup hands to shout)
Ooze in the goo without any shoes (squish around)
And they wade in the water 'till their lips turn blue (dribble fingers on lips)
That's what makes a hippopotamus smile! (trace a smile)
Boom, boom, boom (bump bums with your neighbors)
