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WHAT? Q: Why did God create man before woman?A: He didn't want any advice. Q: How many Zen
Monks does it take to change a light bulb? Q.
What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? Q.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshippers?
Miracles Abound A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and gets stopped
for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol
on the minister's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the
car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the
minister. The trooper says, "Then why
do I smell wine?" The minister looks at the bottle
and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Say What? A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said,
"a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such a
Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out,
"there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the
room piped up, "Yeah. Right."
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