NAME KNOCK-KNOCKS:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Hammy.
Hammy who?
Hammy (hand me) a key so I can get in!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben who been knocking on your door for awhile!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Carl
Carl who?
Carl back when there's somebody in!!!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tim
Tim who?
Tim to get a new watch

Knock knock
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?

ANIMAL KNOCK-KNOCKS:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No they don't ... they go moo!

Knock knock
Who's there?
ssssssss
sssssss who?
Make up your mind. Are you a snake or an owl?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cow's it going?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you, a gorilla?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows say who?
No, no! Cows say "moo"!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
What are you, an owl?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion just gets me a spankin'