This is my

Quotes

"Well the only advice i can give you is to never think school is a waste cause an education is the best gift you can have....and also, enjoy every fucking moment of it cause baby, its fleeting and it slips away fast and unnoticed like sand through a glass....live life as if every day, hour, minutre were your last..."

-J.C. Calzetta

"maybe but thats not whats important right now.....we need to save the ducks"

-J.C. again

"Sometimes it's hard to tell the wishing from the well:

where you threw the penny, and where it fell."

-Jakob Dylan

"What's up with the camo?  Who you hidin' from?  

It's snowboarding, not f*#@ing moose hunting."

-Fashion critic at JobFair '97

"The page where real journalism died long ago."

"Publications, The Aptos High School student newspaper,

The Flagship, serving you for over two years now,

Dent, your Associate Editor speaking."

-Dent Earl

"You, kick MY ass? That is such a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to

laugh out loud and chortle, mmm, hey, ahhhh, but not you oh holiest of gods,

with the wrathfulness and the vengence and the blood reign and the hey, hey,

hey, it hurts me." - Aron Halil

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

-Gloria Steinem

"In every group of three friends, like in Charlie's Angels,

there's the smart one, the sweet one....

and then there's the ho."

"The imitation of good faith is how you stumble upon hate."

-once again Jakob Dylan.

"If you make something cheap that fails they'll forget you,

if you make something expensive that works, they'll forgive you."

"The U.S. doesn't need Marine Corps,

they want Marine Corps."

-That one's for you Jake

"Who's John Doe?"

-Hana H.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"

-Einstien

"Man's journey through life is sustained solely by the power of his

knowledge"

-United States Air Force Academy

"I seriously wanted to call the show, That Show with That Guy 'cause

that's what people say the next day: "Did you see that show with that guy?"

-Jerry Seinfeld

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition;

And gentlemen in England now abed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here.

-Shakespere, Henry V, IV, iii

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

- General George S. Patton

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to

get its pants on. "

- Sir Winston Churchill

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that

counts can be counted. "

- Albert Einstein

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. "

- Yoda

"Madness takes it's toll....

Please have exact change."

-Amy Kaplan

"Tell him to piss off!"

-Aaron Miller (yes, the actual Aaron Miler.)

"In high school, as in life, you only ger two buttocks"

"Omigosh! ... like, I forgot my booty skirt!"

Holly Stone

"You are

what I was

what the grass will be

in one thousand years

nothing

and I have not sympathy.

Good-bye."

-Meghan Jackson

If you have a good quote or an inside joke, e-mail it to me,

and I just might post it here.