Ah! Welcome, long lost soul! Are you feeling hopeless or dejected? Do you feel as if you will never be able to acheive your dreams? Worry no more! Here, at the First Born Children Depository, we are able to grant almost all of your wishes, all for the low low price of the donation of your first born child. Take a look at some of our past satisfied clients:
| Rapunzel's Parents: They traded their first born for |
| some turnips. Perhaps not the wisest choice, but they seemed |
| quite happy about it. |
| In "Rumplestiltskin": A young woman exchanged her first born |
| for straw-into-gold services. Okay, so this wasn't |
| exactly a satisfied customer either, but at least you |
| can see that we do good business, eh? |
With examples like these, it's almost impossible to resist the urge to try our services for yourself. So go ahead and take a look at our demon--excuse me, I mean, our Child Exchange Representatives and then decide for yourself.
So.... you want to trade your first born child for some sort of goody...well, you'll just have to wait. We've run out of fairy dust, but we'll get some more soon.
