- I will not waste chalk
- I will not skateboard in the halls
- I will not burp in class
- I will not instigate revolution
- I will not draw naked ladies in class
- I did not see Elvis
- I will not call my teacher Hot Cakes
- Garlic gum is not funny
- They are laughing at me not with me
- I will not yell fire in a crowded classroom
- I will not encourage others to fly
- I will not fake my way through life
- Tar is not a plaything
- I will not Xerox my butt
- Its potato not potatoe
- I will not trade pants with others
- I am not a 32 year old woman
- I will not do that thing with my tongue
- I will not drive the principals car
- I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
- I will not sell school property
- I will not cut corners
- I will not get very far with this attitude
- I will not make flatulent noises in class
- I will not belch the National Anthem
- I will not sell land in Florida
- I will not grease the monkey bars
- I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
- I will not do anything bad ever again
- I will not show off
The board was written in an Old English font
- I will not sleep through my education
- I am not a dentist
- Spitwads are not free speech
- Nobody likes sunburn slappers
- High explosives and school dont mix
- I will not bribe Principal Skinner
- I will not squeak chalk
- I will finish what I sta
- Bart Bucks are not legal tender
- Underwear should be worn on the inside
- The Christmas pageant does not stink
- I will not torment the emotionally frail
- I will not carve gods
- I will not spank others
- I will not aim for the head
- I will not barf unless Im sick
- I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
- I saw nothing unusual in the teachers lounge
- I will not conduct my own fire drills
- Funny noises are not funny
- I will not spin the turtle
- I will not snap bras
- I will not fake seizures
- This punishment is not boring and meaningless
- My name is not Dr Death
- I will not defame New Orleans
- I will not prescribe medication
- I will not bury the new kid
- I will not teach others to fly
- I will not bring sheep to class
- A burp is not an answer
- Teacher is not a leper
- Coffee is not for kids
- I will not eat things for money
- I will not yell shes dead during roll call
- The principals toupee is not a frisbee
- I will not call the principal spud head
- Goldfish dont bounce
- Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
- No one is interested in my underpants
- I will not sell miracle cures
- I will return the seeing eye dog
- I do not have diplomatic immunity
- I will not charge admission to the bathroom
- I will never win an Emmy
- The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
- All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
- I will not say Springfield just to get applause
- I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
- My homework was not stolen by a one armed man
- I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
- I am not delightfully saucy
- Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
- The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
- I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
- There are plenty of businesses like show business
- I will not retransmit without the express permission of
- Major League Baseball
- Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
- Beans are neither fruit nor musical
- I will not use abbrev
- I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr
- I will not send lard through the mail
- I will not dissect things unless instructed
- I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
- Ralph wont morph if you squeeze him hard enough
- Saying just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the principal
- Bagman is not a legitimate career choice
- Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
- I will not hang donuts on my person
- I will remember to take my medication
- I will not strut around like I own the place
- The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
- I do not have power of attorney over first graders
- Nerve gas is not a toy
- I will not mock Mrs Dumbface
- The First Amendment does not cover burping
- This is not a clue or is it
- I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
- Bewitched does not promote Satanism
- No one wants to hear from my armpits
- The boys room is not a water park
- Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
- I am not a lean mean spitting machine
- Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
- I will only do this once a year
- I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
- I am not certified to remove asbestos
- I did not learn everything I need to know in Kindergarten
- I am not my long lost twin
- The truth is not out there
- Hamsters cannot fly
- I am not licensed to do anything
- I will not hide the teachers Prozac
- I will not ask for what I am worth
- I will not mess with the opening credits
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