QUOTATIONS AND SUCH
These are the quotations that used to be on the main page. I'm putting them here. Because i can, that's why. So in case you were looking for something in specific, it's still here. Just like my grandmother, it's not old, it's vintage. Enjoy your day, or night, or whatever. Thanks for stopping by.
From bands and singers-
"Our little group has always been, and always will, until the end."- Kurt D. Cobain
"I'm not like them, but i can pretend..."- Kurt D. Cobain
"I'm so happy, 'cause today i found my friends, here in my head."- Kurt D. Cobain
"We'll float around, and hang out on clouds, then we?ll come down, and have a hangover..." ? Kurt D. Cobain
"You took me out to wine, dine, 69 me, but didn?t hear a damn word I said." - Alanis Morissette.
"There go my boots complaining, tell me it's time to go stompin', I'd better listen or they'll kick my ass..."- Presidents of the USA
"Well i didn't have a key, and I didn't have a file, naturally i stayed around until my trial."- Kingston Trio
"I'd rather die, than give you control." -Trent Reznor
"Yo tengo chiclet un el cerebro." - Beck the Great
"I'm not here to be a creep, I'm just feeling incomplete, take me home" - Econline Crush
"I wanna find your inner child and kick its little ass!" - Eagles
"It's just another day in paradise, as you stumble to your bed, and you'd give anything to silence, those voices ringin' in your head." - Eagles
"You can?t call it cheating, cause she reminds me of you." - Gin Blossoms
"Sometimes it's easy to be myself, sometimes I find it's better to be somebody else." - Dave Matthews Band
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives."- Jewell
"For every love letter written there's another one burned."-Aerosmith
"C'mon man, we're not talking about schizophrenia here, we're talking about insanity with a sense of humor!" - Joe Perry
"When it's all said and done, it's been real and it's been fun. But was it all real fun?" -Green Day
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."- SemiSonic
"I wish the real world would just stop hasseling me."- Matchbox 20
"And everyone here, knows everyone here is thinking about somebody else..."-Matchbox20
"I've found one life just ain't enough, i need another soul to feed on."-Matchbox 20
"I'm sorry 'bout this attitude i need to give when i'm with you, but no one else will take this shit from me."-Matchbox 20
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding."- Harvey Danger
"I'd rather die, than give you control." -Trent Reznor
"I hurt myself today, to see if i still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real." -- Trent Reznor
"He dreamed a god up, and called it Christianity." -- Trent Reznor
"And the words of the prophet are written on the subway wall."-Simon and Garfunkul

From people i know-
"My brain is a fried egg!" - Evan Blind
"Lookit his tail, mahm."-Nicko P. (age 3)
"Get a little alcohol into any girl and she'll like dicks." -Brad
"Bi now, gay later."-Laura "This dog is a dog, and he revels in his dogginess." -Erika Johnes
"All there is to life is trying and failing miserably, and occasionally finding a dollar on the ground."- Erika Johnes
"Time flies like the wind. House flies like the wall." -Julie Webber
"I was stupid and innocent, then the stupid part took care of the innocent part- and hey, Mike being there didn't help!" -Jessica Ulm
"I am not a carrot."- Karen Chong
"The loneliest man is the one who sits alone in a crowded room." -Matt Cleveland
"Life is making mistakes. Living is learning from them."- Matt Cleveland
"I'm armed... with a dirty broom." -Kevin J.
"Baren has no corn!"- Chris Hillers
"I'd rather die of drinking soda than die of something else!"-Chrissy Marcum
"it takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."-Rob's away message
"If the glass is half full with arsenic, THEN how does the optomist see it?" -Jessica Sloan

From me-
"Don't make me cut off your reproductive organs and ship them to Pakistan!"
"A ball ducks, a child jumps, his dog is not so lucky."
"I've got to blame it on something, might as well be my drunken stupor."
"I live on the ends of the earth, and one of these days someone's gonna push my house over the edge."
"Out of work comes confusion, out of confusion comes chaos, out of chaos comes anarchy, after anarchy comes lunch."
"Despite the public consensus, I'm not a complete idiot!"
"You have to be human, to be humane."

From Famous type people-
"Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry."-George Ade
"I am a hacker, this is my manifesto. My only crime is that of outsmarting you, something you will never forgive me for." - Kevin Mitnick
"Yes, I am a terrorist and I am proud of it."-Ramzi Ahmed Yousef (the guy who blew up the World Trade Center)(prior to 11 September 2001)
"There were an awful lot of people against the automobile, too."- Richard Seed (in reference to cloning)
"Tell me i forget. Teach me, i remember. INVOLVE me, i learn."-Ben Franklin
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it!" -Voltaire
"The ancients did not know they were the ancients." -Voltaire
"Love in high school is like love in tennis. It means nothing."- an old saying told to me by Joey Johnson

From Movies-
 "Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel, I'm a lawyer at last."- from The Rainmaker
"No, I like all gods creatures. I just like some better stuffed, and he's one of them."- from Hope Floats
"If God wants to have mercy on their souls, that's up to him, but I shoot to kill." -Touch
"Who would I tell? My friends all hate me and I don't know anybody else!" -from The Man Without a Face
"That wasn't sand. That was kitty litter!"-from The Little Rascals
"I swear, if he wasn't gorgeous, loaded, and straight I wouldn't have bothered." - from The Mirror Has Two Faces
"I was contemplating the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'." - from Real Genius
"Sign the joint, man!"- from Dazed and Confused
"You are a part of me...., and I am a part of you...., and there is no escaping that. But it makes me feel really special!" -from the Brady Bunch Movie
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" - from Monty Python-Holy Grail
"Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." -from MIB
"People like blood sausages too. People are morons." -from Groundhog Day

"That's not fair!"
"You say that so often. I wonder what's your basis of comparison?"- Labyrinth

"It's not like "oops, where'd my job go? I QUIT! pass the asparagus." -American Beauty
"There are certain shades of limelight that can simply wreck a girl's complexion." -Breakfast at Tiffany's
"My girlfiend sucked 36 dicks!" -Clerks
"I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers to smother all those French beaches i would never see. I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to breath smoke." -Fight Club

From TV shows-
¤ = from a commercial
"You know you?re not supposed to drink when you're keeping a secret!" ?Jerry Seinfeld
"To think I joined a cult for mindless happiness when I had beer all along." - Homer J. Simpson

Bart: "What religion are you?"
Homer: "You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life.... uh.... Christianity."

"My parents raised me just beautifully! As beautifully as two insane people could." - Ellen De Generes
"A thousand farewells to the white potatoes." -A documentary on PBS
"Burps are mysterious things."- Arthur
¤ " Hey, we're clay!"- Pokey
"I like having low self esteem. Makes me feel special." -Daria

From Books-
"Jus' say 'AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH" -from Feet of Clay, by Terry Pratchett
"She got me drunk." -from Flowers for Algernon, by Daniel Keyes
"There is such thing as a tesseract." -From A Wrinkle In Time, by Madeleine L'Engle.
"It was much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depresssing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, i'm one of us. I must be. I've never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as on of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things." ~ from Jingo, by Terry Pratchett

If you've got a quote you think is noteworthy, or ironic, whimsical, whatever, send it to me and I'll get back to ya.

Motto's
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." ? Ingrid Klevas
"Why is it only the ugly Mexicans who honk and wave?"-Erika J.
"I know nothing...And I tell my parents even less."- band motto
"Never trust a god who grins all the time and wears a top hat."- from Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett

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