QUOTES

The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world, no, the person for him to be fearing is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before. --Mark Twain

It was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said 'I don't know'. --Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. --Mark Twain

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. --Mark Twain

All good things arrive to them that wait-and don't die in the meantime. -- Mark Twain

Worrying about something is like paying interest on a debt you don't even know if you owe. --Mark Twain

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. --Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. --Albert Einstein

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours; that's relativity. --Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge. --Albert Einstein

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star. --Fred Allen

Why wait until tomarrow when you can wait until the day after?

Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US President whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." William Jefferson Clinton is the 2nd.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

All my life I've wanted to be somebody. But I see now I should have been more specific. --Jane Wagner

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it. --Sai Baba

How do you learn to hurt the people you love, even when you know they're wrong, for something you know is right? --Lillian Smith

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. --Alice Walker

Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you are a mile away from him. And you've got his shoes.

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel as if you've lost a friend.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. --Joe Girard

Human lungs are 100 times easier to blow up than a standard toy balloon. But they tend to make lousy party favors.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. --George Carlin

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

I don't know what life is. And that's what life is. --John Olive

Anyone who's led a flawless life is hopelessly imperfect. -- Yasha Harari

Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. --Eleanor Roosevelt

A woman is like a teabag -only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. --Nancy Regan

The mind is like a parachute. It only functions when open.

Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect.

Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed. --Chamfort

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. --Chinese Proverb

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. --Mother Theresa

Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.

Don't forget, a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.

To the world, you may just be somebody... but to somebody, you may just be the world.

It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Have a kind and generous heart. Take pride in yourself. Have something interesting to say. Be that intelligent, compassionate, beautiful person whether others are looking at you or not. --Eric May

Don't set your goals by what other people deem important.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. --Clint Eastwood

It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.

Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.

Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you are going.

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. --Evan Hardin

Every man dies. Not every man lives. --Tim Robbins

Somthing is learned every time a book is opened. --Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I've believed in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. --Lewis Carroll

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing! --Jonathan Swift

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. --Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friendship is like one mind in two bodies

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

For, you see, each day I love you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. -Rosemond Gérard (1959)

Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.

No one person is perfect, but two people can be perfect for eachother.

Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as they would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.

Who ever loved that loved not at first sight? --Christopher Marlowe

You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. --Ingrid Bergman

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

If music be the food of love, play on. --William Shakespeare

We do not remember days; We remember moments.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. --Noam Chomsky

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Beware Americans! A penny saved is a penny taxed.

December 7, 1941. A day that will live in infamy. --FDR

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.--Western Union internal memo, 1876.

If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. --Dennis Roch

In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing. --Theodore Roosevelt

If you don't have a dream, how are you going to make a dream come true? --Oscar Hammerstein

Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. --Ron Nesen

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on thecurb and clap as they go by. --Will Rogers

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. --Lawrence Peter Berra

The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. --Galileo

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. --Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

I'm so insecure, I'm not sure I'm insecure. I worry so much, sometimes I worry... that I don't worry enough. -- Tim Halpern

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. -- G. Randolf

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